A Li Fugui was thrown into Marysu

The sixth day of the holiday.

at noon.

Li Fugui walked around the house on his slippers, like a child with ADHD, touching the succulents on the window sill for a while, scaring the fish in the fish tank with his face, and then walked around the dining table unconsciously Round and round.

He Xingxing, who was shaken so badly, couldn't help it: "Son, can you calm down a bit? You shake me so much that I can't even eat."

Li Fugui walked a few more steps, "Mom, didn't you say that you should walk more after meals to digest and digest, so as not to become an uncle with a beer belly in the future."

He Xingxing sighed, "But you've been away for half an hour, if you're so free, go and play with your cousin, Xiang Rong said he's been talking about you these days."

He Yunche went home with his parents two weeks ago, and he also took the book "Four Princesses vs Four Princes" back.

Li Fugui murmured: "I'm not going to look for him, otherwise what will happen to his beloved Zhenzhen..."

He Xingxing didn't hear clearly, "What did you say?"

"...No, nothing." Li Fugui turned around, "Mom, I'm going upstairs!"

He ran back to the room in a hurry, stuffed himself into the sofa, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. It was full of boring gossip, and some variety shows that were not funny but the host laughed. Li Fugui irritated After changing several channels, I finally got tired of pressing my fingers, so I simply stopped on an unknown advertisement.

Today is October 10th, the sixth day of the holiday, and there is only one day left before returning to school.

Obviously, Li Fugui suffered from a disease that all students will suffer from——

School phobia.

Li Fugui called it an incurable disease.

He stepped on the floor irritably with his left and right feet alternately, then threw away his shoes, and he rolled on the sofa, but he felt that the sofa was too small to roll happily, so he jumped onto the bed like a frog, and jumped on the bed happily. Rolling from the left side of the bed to the right, and from the right side of the bed to the left, and finally successfully...

fell out of bed.

"Hiss—" Li Fugui touched his face for the first time, um, the skin is still fragile, there should be no scratches, so don't worry.

At this time, the commercials on TV finally finished, and the weather forecast began.

"Good afternoon, welcome to pay attention to the weather tomorrow. According to the weather station, typhoon xx is about to make landfall in City S at [-] o'clock this evening, passing through coastal areas such as City A and City B..."

Li Fugui's eyes suddenly lit up.

"...But the extent of the impact of typhoon xx on city A is not yet known, please continue to pay attention to the weather forecast of this station."

Following the posture of falling on the ground, Li Fugui quickly knelt down and clasped his hands together, "God is above, Xinnan would like to eat meat and vegetables for the rest of his life, in exchange for the typhoon sweeping through City A, and extend my vacation for a few days."

Then, as if a certain god had heard Li Fugui's pious prayer, the moment Li Fugui finished speaking, a gust of evil wind suddenly rose outside, blowing into the room through the wide open window, blowing Li Fugui's bangs.

Li Fugui opened his eyes wide and said involuntarily, "Damn."

Li Fugui looked at his hands in disbelief, "Could it be...there are gods in the world?"

Thinking of his own prayer just now, Li Fugui opened his eyes like copper bells, "... Could it be that I am the son of God?!"

That night, Li Fugui had a dream. He dreamed that he became the protagonist of a fast-paced novel, surrounded by a system that claimed to be a god.

Li Fugui first called him "Tongtong" affectionately, and when the system was fascinated by his handsomeness, he quickly turned his face and ordered it to do this and that.

In this way, Li Fugui conquered one world after another by relying on the power of the system, and finally reached the top and became the king of the universe.

At ten o'clock the next morning, Li Fugui woke up smiling.

One second he was still in a dream holding the cute loli in his left hand, and the gentle sister Yu in his right hand, but the next second he opened his eyes and saw a table full of homework books, the homework books were spread out and the pen cap It's also not covered, and it looks as if the owner of the homework has sat at the desk and studied.

But only Li Fugui knew, he didn't move a single word.

He dominates the world in his dream, but in reality he hasn't even written his homework yet.The huge gap almost made Li Fugui cry on the spot.

However, before he was sad for a while, a thunder rumbled, Li Fugui trembled in fright, opened his eyes wide, and grabbed his little quilt tightly.

After the thunder, the wind was still raging, and the wind was whistling outside the closed window. It took half a minute for Li Fugui's mood to change from frightened to excited. He grabbed the phone from the bedside. As soon as I opened WeChat, the head teacher sent a group message in the class.

Hao Gege: @All Members Due to the typhoon, classes will be suspended tomorrow, and everyone is not allowed to return to school. The specific return time is to be determined.

Li Fugui: Received

Yin Zhenzhen: Received

Lin Shu: Received

……

Li Fugui: Why is there a typhoon? The seven-day holiday is so boring. I really want to go to school [crying] [crying]

Lin Shu: Me too.

Classmate A: Me too.

Classmate B: Me too...

At the same time, in a group called "Hao Gege Abdominal Muscle Nine Nine Returns to One"...

Li Fugui: [Scattering Flowers] [Scattering Flowers]

Lin Shu: [Scattering Flowers]

Classmate A: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

Classmate B: What the hell? !Didn't go to class?I am happy...

Classmate C: @classmate A sleep what to sleep up hi!

Classmate D: Just a weak question, have you finished your homework...

Li Fugui selectively ignored the last one. Although he didn't move a single word of the homework, he had a unique skill - whirlwind copying homework Dafa!Anyway, there is one more day tomorrow, so it is not too late to write tomorrow.

However, at [-] o'clock the next night, there was no movement in the class group, and the weather turned from sunny to cloudy. Li Fugui's mood gradually changed from calm to panic, and he clicked on the familiar avatar with shaking hands: "Xiao Linzi, help!! QAQ"

"Have you finished your homework? Take a quick photo and copy it for me. Don't ask me which subject I want, just ask for everything!"

1 minute passed, and there was no movement from the other party.

Li Fugui was in a hurry.

"Xiaolinzi! Help!! QAQ"

However, after another half a minute...

Hao Gege: Li Fugui, come to my office tomorrow morning. [Smile]

Li Fugui shook his hands, "Fuck, fuck!"

……

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Crazy laughter spread from Class A, startling the dazed birds on the branches, and also shaking the girls from other classes who were hiding at the door of Class A and peeping at the prince.

Lin Shu laughed and burst into tears, holding his stomach and almost falling off the chair, "So, so you asked my old friend to copy homework?"

Lao Xianghao is a nickname given to Hao Gege by classmates in Class A in private. It is awkward to call Mr. Hao. The ancestral direct name does not work with this name, so let’s call him Lao Hao. Why don’t you just add another word and call him Lao lover.

Li Fugui's toes curled up in embarrassment, and he lay on the table in shame, his forehead pressed against the table, his eyes closed, and he gave up on himself, "Do you believe that I picked out all the places of interest in the world with my toes overnight."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Lin Shu laughed until his stomach ached, and took out a notebook from the cabinet, "I want to write this down, and when I'm sad, I'll read it every day to prevent depression Hahahahahaha!"

"How dare you!" Li Fugui tilted his face angrily, straightened up and grabbed the notebook in his hand, "If it wasn't for the avatar you set up to be exactly the same as the head teacher, would I admit it?! SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, I'll buy you a sweater ball SpongeBob SquarePants!"

Lin Shu laughed, "Isn't SpongeBob SquarePants delicious? I always like to use SpongeBob SquarePants as my avatar. Another day, I can find my old friend to watch the big SpongeBob SquarePants movie together hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Lin Shu has long hands, and Li Fugui couldn't catch the book anyway. When he was in a hurry, he suddenly saw someone coming from behind Lin Shu, and his eyes lit up, "Yuchizheng! Help me grab that book!"

The next second, Lin Shu, who was proud of himself, suddenly felt that his hands were empty, and when he looked up, he saw the cold and handsome face of His Royal Highness, and Jin Gui's fingers held the book and handed it to Li Fugui.

Lin Shu glared: "You cheated!"

Li Fugui stuck out his tongue: "Slightly slightly~"

Seeing that Lin Shu succeeded in getting angry with him, Li Fugui felt that he was doing well again, his head and waist were no longer sore, and the world was a better place.

Li Fugui narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Thank you, my tablemate."

Yu Chizheng sat down, looked at his bright smile, the joyful feeling was transmitted from the nerve center to all parts of the brain again, he couldn't help touching the corner of his mouth, as if surprised.

Ten minutes later, Hao Gege came in with the handout, stood on the podium, scanned the entire classroom, and finally stopped for a while on Li Fugui.

Li Fugui: ...Hazard, fear! QQ

However, the expected scolding or punishment did not happen, Hao Gege cleared his throat, and said to everyone: "Students, today we have another transfer student in Class A, Xia Ningyan, come in and introduce yourself. "

The moment they heard the name of the new classmate, the students in the class started talking.

"Xia Ningyan, is that the Xia family, Xia Ningyan, one of the eight great families?"

"It should be, otherwise, who else can come to class A called Xia Ningyan?"

"Wow, that's interesting. I heard that Xia Ningyan is called the number one beauty in China, the kind who is so beautiful that the world can't stand her..."

"I went to Xia Ningyan's reception banquet a few days ago, it was indeed very beautiful."

The door was slowly opened.

"I'm coming!"

At that moment, almost everyone was staring at the classroom door. The boys were looking forward to seeing the peerless beauty, and the girls were also full of curiosity about her.

In the midst of everyone's expectations, the number one beauty in China appeared in time!

Twisted braids, dark eye sockets, plateau red, big buck teeth.

The transfer student tidied up his appearance, walked up to the podium, and smiled with two big buck teeth: "Hello everyone, my name is Xia Ningyan, I am very happy to be classmates with you in the next year and a half, please give me your advice in the future."

The whole place was silent.

No, not...

Big sister, who are you? ? ?

In the classroom, Yu Chizheng suddenly turned his head to look at Li Fugui.

I don't know why, but now whenever he encounters some nonsensical things around him, he will feel that maybe, ah no, it must be related to Li Fugui.

Sensing his gaze, Li Fugui turned his head, squinted his eyes and smiled.

My heart is dark.

Play ugly Tony, success!