A Li Fugui was thrown into Marysu

Li Fugui returned home in a trance.

Throwing himself on the bed with a "bang", he unconsciously opened Moments and found that someone had liked him.

It was a circle of friends he posted when he refunded the ticket a few days ago.

Handsome: It's numb, let the earth be destroyed [crying] [crying] [crying]

Friends who knew the whole story commented "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

At ten o'clock tonight, Yuchizheng clicked a like.

Li Fugui: "..."

He clicked on Yuchizheng's id, and as expected, there was nothing in his circle of friends, and even his WeChat name was a perfunctory ".".

Not even a place to comment.

Li Fugui closed Moments, opened the browser, cleared the history searches with colors, and then started typing.

"What should I do if my friend's brain is broken?", "What should I do if I find out that a friend who grew up with me is crazy?", "How to wake up a friend who is suffering from hypochondria?"

After turning over two pages, there were all meaningless answers and ridicule, and some people asked, "Is this friend you are talking about yourself?"

Li Fugui changed his search direction.

"How to be ugly?", "Daily ugly tips", "Women who love beauty, these ten mistakes will make your skin worse and worse"

Li Fugui browsed it briefly, and felt that it was still not enough, so he searched for "country women's makeup", "rustic dragon makeup in studios"...

Li Fugui still felt that his strength was not enough.

then……

"Abstract painting", "Watercolor paint that is harmless to the human body", "Possibility of painting abstract paintings on human faces"...

Looking at those abstract master paintings with rich colors and unique flavors, Li Fugui felt that this was very acceptable, so he sent them to Xia Ningyan.

Within three seconds, Xia Ningyan replied: Li Fugui, are you trying to kill me?

Xia Ningyan: Hey, forget it, you can come to my house tomorrow, I bought some props to pretend to be ugly, I don't believe that with these props and your vision, I can pretend to be ugly but I can't succeed!

Li Fugui: Hehe [smiling]

The next day, Li Fugui slept until twelve o'clock in the noon. When he sat at the dining table and waited for Mama Wang to heat up the food, he read a comic book engrossed.

He Xingxing, who was staying at home on the weekend, gave him a strange look, "Why are you reading comics? Where's the novel you've been reading before?"

Li Fugui said: "After reading it, I packed those novels in a box and prepared to give them away. I won't read novels in the future." He explained, "Reading novels will make people stupid."

He is now convinced of this statement.

He Xingxing twitched the corner of his mouth, and said speechlessly, "So reading comics won't make people stupid?"

Li Fugui nodded, and said solemnly: "There is no similar case so far, so I can believe it for now."

He Xingxing reminded him tactfully: "Actually, studying makes people the smartest."

Li Fugui read the comics very seriously.

He Xingxing: "..."

In short, I just don't want to study, right?

After dinner, Li Fugui went out slowly to Xia's house, the servant led him to Xia Ningyan's room, the moment he opened the door...

Li Fugui was shocked: "Monster! Don't hit me!"

Xia Ningyan: "..."

She tried to smile to let Li Fugui know that she was still the most beautiful woman in the world, but she forgot that she had fake buck teeth...

Li Fugui took a step back in horror, but still saw her "beautiful eyes like stars" from this face that can only be seen in the Midnight Horror movie, and then he was sure that the monster in front of him was her own Qingmei, and suddenly felt a pain in her heart: "Xiaoyan, why can't you think about it!"

Li Fugui cried bitterly: "I hurt you! I heard you didn't send you to the hospital immediately after you finished speaking last night, and gave you time to disfigure...Xiaoyan, go and tell Uncle Xia, he has money, go to the hospital It can still be cured by changing the skin!"

Xia Ningyan: "..."

Xia Ningyan was so angry that she was about to smoke, she twisted her face to make the "folds" on her face come alive, like wriggling maggots, and her whole body was like a ghost running from the underworld. The tears are still streaming down, eyes open like copper bells, lips trembling in fear, "Xiao, Xiaoyan..."

Xia Ningyan smiled sinisterly, with murderous intent in her eyes, "Li Fugui..."

She held out both hands.

Li Fugui: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

He scrambled out of the door and ran down.

The servants who heard the screams were startled, and saw Li Fugui running towards them with a crying face and hiding behind them.

Servants: "..."

Just as he was about to ask him what was going on, he saw an unknown creature running towards them.

Servants: "Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Li Fugui: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The servants quickly abandoned Li Fugui and ran out screaming.

Li Fugui: "..."

Xia Ningyan said hoarsely: "Li Fugui...I died so miserable..."

Li Fugui cried dumbly: "I didn't harm you! If you want to blame, you can blame the novel "Four Princesses vs. Four Princes". When I go back, I will torture this book, execute it Ling Chi, and then burn it to ashes." , Is this enough for you to vent your anger QAQ... Is it not enough? I'll buy all the ones that are still on the market and torture them, I'm your kid, don't kill me QAQ..."

Xia Ningyan: "..."

She still stretched out her hand, shaking like a ghost with a stiff and uncoordinated body. At this time, Li Fugui was cornered, with nowhere to escape, so she could only cry with snot and tears, closed her eyes and waited. The arrival of death.

He frantically recited "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid" in his heart, but when Xia Ningyan's cold hand touched his face, he still yelled "Ahhhhhhhhh" in fear.

Halfway through crying, halfway through screaming, Li Fugui's voice stopped abruptly, and he raised his hand to touch Xia Ningyan's "ghost hand" in doubt and fear.

"Huh??" Li Fugui was surprised, "I can actually touch you, aren't you a ghost?!"

Xia Ningyan smiled instead of anger, "Just now I was just disfigured, but now I have turned into a ghost, Li Fugui, you are really good!"

After 10 minutes, Li Fugui sat quietly facing the wall, exuding the aura of "I'm autistic, don't talk to me".

Xia Ningyan went to the bathroom to remove her make-up, and the servant came in with a plate, and smiled flatteringly: "Master Li, this is strawberry pudding, it's sweet and delicious."

Li Fugui shook his head, his eyes glazed over, "Don't flatter me, I won't forgive you."

He actually abandoned him and ran away by himself when he saw the devil, hum.

The servant smiled mischievously, "I specially put nuts in it..."

Li Fugui stretched out his right hand.

maid:"……"

She immediately put the strawberry pudding in his hand and kindly handed him a spoon.

Then he put another piece of mango layer cake on the table, "This is for the miss, I hope she won't fire me after eating it..."

After the servant left, Xia Ningyan, who had finished removing her make-up and washed her face, came out of the bathroom. Compared with her previous terrifying face, this face was like a lotus flower, and it was astonishingly beautiful. If she hadn't seen her fall face-to-face on the muddy floor when she was a child In the scene in the movie, Li Fugui almost fell in love with her.

Although he didn't fall in love, Li Fugui still couldn't help but sigh: "I have never thought you are so beautiful like I do now."

Xia Ningyan rolled her eyes blankly.

But after she sat down, she still asked unwillingly: "Is my dress really that bad?"

Li Fugui nodded, "It's the level of winning awards for acting in horror movies."

Xia Ningyan couldn't hold back and threw a pillow over.

Li Fugui quickly protected the strawberry pudding in his hand, and then the pudding was fine, and his face was red.

Xia Ningyan smiled.

Without admitting defeat, she said, "Then what do you think I should do?"

Li Fugui put down the pudding, and said solemnly: "Then you are asking the right person."

"Just like in TV dramas, the standard configuration of an ugly girl is nothing more than those things, braids, black glasses frames, buck teeth, acne and freckles, and then painted black, so that it is 100% ugly and very natural."

Xia Ningyan frowned, "I have also learned from those TV dramas, but I don't think this is enough."

The language was not direct enough, so Xia Ningyan just followed the standard that Li Fugui said just now and cleaned herself up, looked in the mirror, and said to Li Fugui: "Look, it's useless, I'm still ashamed Qingcheng is beautiful and beautiful, and it is not ugly at all."

Li Fugui couldn't hold back and said, "I hope you can simplify your words when you praise yourself in the future."

Xia Ningyan was dissatisfied: "Words can't even describe my beauty. If the quality is not enough, increase the quantity. Why don't you let me say more?"

When Li Fugui heard it, it made sense!He suddenly felt that he used to be too reserved, obviously his handsomeness could not be described in words, he praised himself so tactfully, it would be a joke for those who hated his handsomeness to hear it.

Well, go back tonight to make up lessons in this area, and learn how to praise yourself better.

Xia Ningyan made him fall into inexplicable contemplation again, and waved her hand in front of his eyes, "Fugui? Li Fugui!"

Li Fugui came back to his senses, looked at this handsome little face after pretending to be ugly, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Yes!"

He picked up the foundation brush on the table, dipped it in the powder, thought about the abstract painting method he saw yesterday, and brushed a few strokes on her face very skillfully, just like a master painter.

"Zzang!"

Li Fugui took the mirror and put it in front of Xia Ningyan, "How is it?"

Xia Ningyan opened her eyes and looked at herself in the mirror with two plateau reds on her head. Then, her eyes brightened, and she excitedly said to Li Fugui, "It's really much uglier!"

Li Fugui was proud: "Yes, yes, the abstract painting method will always be divine!"

Xia Ningyan: "..."