[Rebirth] Mr. Mighty

The reception lady looked at the elegant Qi Jun, and was a little fascinated for a moment. The two men in front of her were so handsome, one tall and handsome, the other delicate and delicate, they didn't look sick at all.

She quickly checked on the computer, and sure enough, she found Bailu, who was also their VIP customer. She used to mortgage here a lot, and checked Wei Meng's fingerprints, but found no problems.

So the next thing went very smoothly. Half an hour later, Wei Meng and Qi Jun walked out with 1 yuan and a mortgage certificate in their hands.

The estimated value of the chain is 2 yuan, but they can only pay them 50.00% on the spot, and the rest will be paid to them after the official appraisal is issued.

"Qi Jun, how do you know that Bailu...uh, it's me...how do you know that I opened an account here before?" Wei Meng was a little incoherent because he was so happy.

Qi Jun squinted at him, "Judging by your character."

Wei Meng growled unhappily, "Fuck off!"

With money, the two went to buy clothes first, so that they could quickly change out of their hospital gowns.

When entering the clothing store, the salesperson still stared at the two with strange eyes, Qi Jun picked up the clothes and went to the fitting room without saying a word.

On the contrary, Wei Meng was pointed out by a few girls who looked like middle school students because his movements were a little slow.

He was a little embarrassed, and suddenly remembered Qi Jun's rhetoric, so he also said that he was engaged in performance art, which attracted a few girls to giggle, and even took out his mobile phone to take pictures of him, which made him very uncomfortable and made a fuss With a blushing face, she quickly took the clothes into the fitting room.

While changing clothes, Wei Meng heard the little girl outside saying excitedly: "I got it, I got it, Handsome Man, so handsome, even more handsome than Jang Keun Suk! Post it on Weibo to show off, Moments will also To send!"

Another said: "Yeah yeah, I think he looks a bit like EXO's Luhan, his skin is really nice, fair and smooth, don't forget me when you tweet."

Another said: "You think he is not Xiao Shou? The one who came in with him just now is Xiao Gong? Oh, what a love! I am the cutest CP who is strong and weak!"

Another said: "Damn it! Now all the handsome guys are going to have sex, no wonder I can't find a boyfriend! Two-dimensional is the most loving, and Natsume is the boss of ten thousand years. The guy just now is my mother. okay!"

blah blah blah...

Wei Meng's hand holding the clothes was trembling. What kind of world is this? Why did he not understand at all when he also spoke Chinese?

Is Jang Keun Suk a person?The name is so strange. What is EXO?Is it drinkable like XO?Strong attack weak subject, Wannian total subject, and mother subject are all magic horses, hello?

Although Wei Meng was confused, he understood one thing in the final analysis, that is, these little girls agreed--he is gay!

Wei Meng looked up to the sky and sighed in extreme speechlessness!The tall and mighty man with eight-pack abs and perfect pecs really no longer exists. Now I am a gay bitch!Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wei Meng didn't change his clothes until the little girls were gone, and he opened the door of the dressing room like a thief to make sure there was no one, and then he came out.

"Why are you so dawdling?!" Qi Jun looked at Wei Meng impatiently.

When Wei Meng turned around and saw Qi Jun who had changed into casual clothes, he was stunned for a moment. Sure enough, people rely on clothes. This psychopath really looks like a different person after changing his clothes. He looks more energetic, and he is a social elite. Dressed beast.

Qi Jun frowned impatiently, "Bailu, are you alright? What kind of mess are you wearing? You're so ugly, do you dare to be any more dirty?"

"Ah? Ah..." Wei Meng scratched his head, looked down at his own clothes, and then at Qi Jun's. It was true that the clothes he picked were not as good-looking as Qi Jun's.

Qi Jun gave Wei Meng a disdainful look, "You jumped back upstairs and lost all your sense of taste, look at the two clothes you chose, what a look!"

After finishing speaking, he went to the shelf outside, randomly picked two pieces and threw them to Wei Meng, "Put them on!"

Wei Meng took the clothes, curled his lips, and went back to the locker room again, constantly slandering in his heart, Nima is mentally ill after taking off the hospital gown, he really looks brand new, even his words have inexplicably increased the weight, giving people a feeling that they dare not violate .

After changing his clothes, Wei Meng stood in front of Qi Jun again. Qi Jun glanced at him and hummed, "It's not bad, let's pay the bill!" Then he turned around and walked out, like an old man.

Wei Meng suppressed the anger in his heart, and violently shook his fist at Qi Jun's back.

When paying the bill, the cashier kept looking at Wei Meng, making it difficult for Wei Meng to get used to it, so he hurriedly gave the money and fled the scene.Damn, it turns out that handsome guys are not so easy to be, there are people watching wherever they go.

"The price is really expensive, two sets of clothes cost two thousand and five!" Wei Meng kept complaining as he looked at the shopping receipt, "You don't even say to pick two cheap ones, look at your shirt, it's 400 yuan! I used to wear 40 yuan!"

Qi Jun suddenly stopped and turned to stare at Wei Meng.

Wei Meng was taken aback, "Why do you look at me like that? I told you that the money for buying clothes is a loan from you, and you will return it to me when you get well in the future! I have to keep this receipt, and don't deny it when the time comes. .”

Qi Jun narrowed his eyes slowly, "You said you used to wear a 40 yuan shirt? How long ago?"

Wei Meng was shocked, and immediately realized that he regretted it immediately. He wished he could slap himself, and then he said something wrong. He always forgets that he is now a white deer. The white deer is a man with a gold chain on his feet , How can a person with diamonds on his mobile phone wear a shirt worth 40 yuan?

"That... that is, it was a long time ago, when I was in school."

"School? What school? College or high school?"

"Uh..." Wei Meng squeaked, really didn't know what to say this time, he dodged his eyes, pushed Qi Jun who was standing in front of him and continued to walk forward, and said very vaguely, "I told you that I was confused I can’t remember anything, and you still ask.”

Qi Jun looked at Wei Meng's back and said nothing.

The two had their own concerns, and walked forward for a while, Wei Meng couldn't help but asked Qi Jun again: "Do you know me? You seem to know me from the way you look, don't lie to me, I am the most annoying person Be deceived by others!"

Qi Jun sneered: "You are not worth my effort to lie to you."

Wei Meng twitched his brows, thinking silently, "Pull your sister!"

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With money in his hand and changing into normal clothes, Qi Jun said that he should find a hotel to stay tonight.

When Wei Meng heard that Qi Jun wanted to stay in a hotel, he immediately wanted to cry. He used to work as a security guard in a hotel, and he knew how scary the hotel prices were. The cheapest room cost half a month's salary for one night.

Wei Meng refused to stay in a hotel no matter what he said, he said that he could find a small hotel to make do with it for one night, Qi Jun would not like that, he said that the quilts and sheets in the small hotel were not changed every half a month, what if he got a skin disease ?

Firstly, Wei Meng couldn't hold back him, but secondly, he thought that Qi Jun was already mentally ill, and if he got skin disease, it would not be an added illness.

The two discussed it for a long time, and finally decided to stay at the Home Inn chain hotel for one night, which was economical and would not cause skin diseases.

Qi Jun was not happy about this, he muttered: "I have never stayed in a hotel below five stars in my life."

Wei Meng didn't like to hear it anymore, "Since you are so rich, why do you follow me? It would be nice to go back to your own home, and this is the level of working with me."

Qi Jun stared at Wei Meng reluctantly, and remained silent.

Wei Meng thought to himself, Qi Jun appointed because he had conflicts with his family, or he was rejected by his family because of his mental illness, otherwise he wouldn't have the cheek to follow him, so he didn't say any more.

When Rujia opened a room, he encountered another problem. Wei Meng didn't have an ID card, and he couldn't find Bailu's things in the hospital ward. In addition, the arrival of the man in black made him run too hastily, so he was simply He ran out empty-handed.

The lady at the front desk of Home Inn said that now is the period of strict investigation, and the two sessions will be held next week. Representatives and committee members from all over the country will gather in the capital. live!

Wei Meng originally wanted to say a few nice words to make her more accommodating, but it was not easy to say so.

Instead, Qi Jun once again used his super social skills, slowly took out his ID card from his pocket, and handed it to the receptionist, "Use mine to open it."

Wei Meng looked at Qi Jun in surprise, "It seems that you have a good brain, and you knew you had your ID card when you ran out."

Qi Jun said disdainfully: "I'm mentally ill, not a fool! Idiots run around without ID cards!"

Wei Meng laughed: "Haha, you finally admitted that you are mentally ill... Oh, no, who are you calling a fool? Damn!"

With only one ID card, he could only open one room. Wei Meng picked a cheap one and wanted a standard room, but was told that there were no more, so he had to open a double room.

When the two of them went upstairs with their room cards, the two girls at the front desk muttered behind them and started discussing secretly: "Oh, these days, more and more men are renting rooms with men. Look at these two, they are really good enough." It’s handsome, but it’s a pity that it’s all bent!”

The sound was not loud, but it just drifted into Wei Meng's ears.

Wei Meng wants to cry again but has no tears, damn it!I'm here to stay, didn't I open a room to do that, okay?

Entering the room, Wei Meng fell on the bed and wanted to sleep, Qi Jun kicked him on the leg, "Go take a shower!"

Wei Meng didn't even bother to raise his hand, "I'm exhausted, I'll wash it tomorrow."

"No, you are not allowed to sleep on my bed without taking a shower."

"What do you call your bed?" Wei Meng sat down