[Rebirth] Mr. Mighty

What about things? "

Qi Jun looked up at him and smiled, "What's the matter? Are you sick?"

Wei Mengte said seriously: "It's a bit disgusting, but I don't discriminate against you. Everyone has their own special hobbies. It's understandable that life is stressful. I just don't understand why you like being oppressed by men so much? Others What kind of pleasure can you have when a man is pressing you?"

Qi Jun's face turned dark, he sat up from the bed, stared at Wei Meng and gritted his teeth, "Which eye of yours saw me being crushed by a man?"

Wei Meng blinked his eyes, "Isn't it? You tricked me into talking to me, and you want to do it with me, aren't you just waiting for me to oppress you?"

Qi Jun really didn't understand Wei Meng this time, he looked at Wei Meng for a long time, "Bai Lu, you really broke your brain, I think you don't run away, just live here, you are very sick Not lightly."

"Cut!" Wei Meng curled his lips, thinking that this person is really stubborn, he is mentally ill and thinks that everyone in the world is mentally ill.

Qi Jun chuckled, "You are still not convinced, just your small body, pressing me?" He suddenly became interested, leaned forward and said ambiguously, "Hey, I said White Deer, why don't we get together now? Try it, if you can really suppress me, I will let you suppress me once."

Wei Meng rolled his eyes. Although he understands the principle of being able to bend and stretch, his own bottom line is unwavering. Even if he is given great benefits, it is impossible for him to do that kind of thing with Qi Jun!

"Forget it, pretend I didn't say it!" Wei Meng sat back on his bed, picked up the newspaper again, and stared at the photos on it.

Another afternoon of silence.

After dinner, Qi Jun suddenly asked Wei Meng: "Why are you in a hurry to go out? Aren't you afraid of being hunted down by those hackers again?"

"I'm afraid I have to go out." Wei Meng took the newspaper and pointed it to Qi Jun, "Look, this young man named Wei Bin is in so much pain. His brother died to save me. Everyone should go and see him, besides, I can't hide in the mental hospital forever, it's too uncomfortable here."

Moreover, Wei Meng had thought about it, if those men in black were really Bailu's old creditors or enemies, he couldn't keep hiding, since he occupied Bailu's body, he had to face it sooner or later.

"Heh!" Qi Jun looked at Wei Meng again like a monster, "When did you, Bailu, learn to care about others?"

Wei Meng turned his face away and said nothing, trying to endure in his heart, Grandma, I really want to beat this kid, if I can't beat him, I would have done it long ago.

Qi Jun raised his eyebrows, "Anyway, I'm tired of staying in the mental hospital, or I'll hang out with you."

Wei Meng was taken aback, "You mean you are willing to help me?"

"The premise is that I go out with you."

"No problem." Wei Meng thought to himself, the legs are growing on your body, can I control it?Let's go out and talk.

"Okay, let's do that!"

Wei Meng didn't expect to be so happy, so he hurriedly asked him, "Then how do you get out?"

Qi Jun said indifferently: "After dinner, you ring the bell to call the nurse to have a chat. When you are happy with the chat, you say you want to go out for a walk at night and ask her to leave the key for you."

"and then?"

"You take the key and go."

"It's that simple?"

"Then how complicated do you think? Flying over the madhouse? You've watched too many movies!" Qi Jun gave Wei Meng a supercilious look.

"..." Wei Meng was speechless. If I knew it was so simple, would I need to negotiate terms with him?

"Then what," Wei Meng thought for a long time before saying with a blushing face, "I'm stupid and can't speak, why don't you go and get close to the nurse!"

Wei Meng didn't know how to deal with girls in his previous life, or he couldn't have been single all the time. Although his appearance was included in the category of handsome guys after his rebirth, his eloquence didn't improve at all.

Qi Jun said with a smile: "This is really not good."

"What?"

"Because I'm gay! Everyone in this hospital knows it!" Qi Jun said without changing his expression, as if he had two eyes and one nose so naturally.

Wei Meng was dumbfounded again, too shocked to speak.

Qi Jun patted Wei Meng on the shoulder, "But they don't know that you are also gay, so you have to hook up with the nurse."

Wei Meng sighed, it seemed like this was the only way to go, and then he wondered why Qi Jun's words sounded so awkward?

"What do you mean I'm gay too? I'm normal, okay! What's that word called? Yes, straight man, I'm straight man!" Wei Meng argued with his eyes wide open, this kind of thing can't be sloppy.

Qi Jun ignored his justification at all, turned around and went to the bathroom to pee, and before closing the door, he said: "Let's take a look at whether it's straight or curved..."

Wei Meng: "I wipe!"

After dinner, according to what Qi Jun said, Wei Meng rang the bell to call the nurse. When the little nurse saw Wei Meng through the bars, her face turned red, and the next thing was much easier. Wei Meng didn't need to organize at all. Yu Yu came forward to strike up a conversation, basically he blinked a few times and acted cute, and the little nurse became dizzy.

After successfully getting the key, Wei Meng is so depressed, what is going on with these girls now?There is no resistance or vigilance against the handsome guy!And why do girls nowadays like to grow into a sissy type like a white deer? !It's so unbalanced!This kind of man is obviously not useful, okay!

Soon, the two opened the back door of the hospital and ran out under the pretext of going out for a stroll after dinner at night.

mentally ill

If he had known that escaping from the mental hospital was such a simple and easy thing, Wei Meng would not have negotiated any conditions with Qi Jun even if he was killed!As a result, the two of them ran out now, but Qi Jun followed Wei Meng like a dog's skin plaster, and couldn't even shake him off.

Thinking about it carefully, it was Qi Jun's sentence "It's not as good as a prison" that gave Wei Meng the illusion that "the mental hospital is very strict", so he asked Qi Jun for help and agreed to the other party's conditions. In fact, the doctor is not so strict at all. okay!

After all, a hospital is a hospital, how can it compare with a prison?Qi Jun is clearly exaggerating Wei Meng's anger, waiting for Wei Meng to beg him!What a fucking ghost!

It was past eleven o'clock in the evening when the two were walking on the street.

"I said Qi Jun," Wei Meng turned his head to look at the person who had been following him all the time, and said with a frown, "Can you stop following me?"

"Didn't we agree to be together?" Qi Jun felt that he was very reasonable in following.

"You asked to come out with me, and now you have come out, why are you still following me?"

"Where will I go if I don't follow you? Since you abducted me, you should be responsible for me."

"Abduction?" Wei Meng's eyes widened in disbelief, "Why are you talking nonsense with your eyes open? It's clear that you want to come out with me, okay... Oh, forget it, I'm too lazy to break up with you mentally ill!"

Qi Jun said innocently: "You also know that I am mentally ill, so you have the heart to let me live on the streets?"

Wei Meng looked at Qi Jun for a while, and felt that he was about to be tortured into a mental illness.

"Okay, okay, I've convinced you, if you insist on following, follow me, anyway, I'm homeless now, I have nowhere to go, just walk the road with me!"

Qi Jun said: "Walking the road is nothing, but walking the road wearing a hospital gown will hinder the appearance of the city."

There were no ordinary clothes in the ward, so the two had no choice but to run out in hospital gowns.

Wei Meng grimaced, "It's not just that I don't have any clothes? I don't even have any money! I'm penniless and dressed like this, really... I've never been so embarrassing in my life!"

Qi Jun raised his eyebrows, and his eyes fell on Wei Meng's ankle, "I remember that you seem to have a bunch of things on your feet, are they gold?"

Wei Meng was stunned for a moment, then remembered that he was indeed wearing a chain on his feet, and this white deer didn't know what he was doing before, but he still put chains on his feet!But this chain looks like platinum, so it should be worth a few dollars!

"What? Reluctant? A gift from my lover?" Qi Jun hugged his shoulders and tilted his head to look at Wei Meng, his tone full of undisguised teasing.

Wei Meng rolled his eyes at Qi Jun, "I thought everyone was as boring as you!"

In fact, Wei Meng is not reluctant to sell, this honest boy is struggling with the issue of who this chain belongs to, ordinarily this is a white deer chain, he should not sell it, but now that he is a white deer, should this chain be sold or not? ?

"Okay, stop talking, tear it off and exchange it for money!" Qi Jun pushed Wei Meng forward, turned two streets and entered a pawn shop.

The reception lady carefully looked at the two men in hospital gowns, weighing the gold chain that Wei Meng had just removed from his ankle, really not knowing what to do with it.

"Can this...can I change it? How much is it?" Wei Meng entered the pawn shop for the first time, and he didn't know what to say. In addition, he was not good at dealing with girls, so he stuttered and was still satisfied when he finished speaking. His face was flushed, and he looked like a guilty conscience.

The reception lady said politely: "I'm sorry, sir, our regulations here require you to show your shopping voucher and ID card, and you don't have either. We can't make an exception for mortgage."

"This..." Wei Meng was already stupid, and he didn't know what to do after being rejected, so he scratched his hair anxiously.

At this time, it was Qi Jun standing behind him who spoke slowly, "Miss, I think you have misunderstood."

He pulled Wei Meng over and said with a smile on his face, "This gentleman's name is Bailu. He is engaged in performance art. He just came back from a performance today, and he hasn't had time to remove his makeup yet. You don't have to be surprised by his clothes."

Wei Meng muttered on the sidelines, as if you weren't wearing a hospital gown!

Qi Jun said again: "This pawn shop of yours is a chain store, right? You can look up the name of Bailu, Bai Bai, the deer of the sika deer, and should have opened an account with you before."