Everyone Loves the Bishop

I was trapped in Lingyin Temple by a group of monks.After finally making it to lunch time, I followed these monks to the dining hall, staring at the two corned buns in front of me, a pile of wild vegetables without any oil, and my face was filled with emotion. Could it be that these are my lunch?

I looked at the few monks beside me, gnawed with relish, then looked at Fang Tiansheng, and growled silently in my heart, are you really the young owner of Yunjing Villa?The good clothing and jade food that was agreed upon was pampered and pampered!Why are you so used to making trouble!

Fang Tiansheng seemed to sense my gaze, took a bite of the bun, looked up at me and said, "Brother Xiao, why don't you eat it?"

I couldn't speak, I could only look at him with a slight smile and complain with my eyes.

Fang Tiansheng thought for a while naively, and said pleasantly, "Could it be that you want me to feed you? Well..." After finishing speaking, he happily broke some corn buns and brought them to my mouth.

I couldn't bear it anymore and turned my head, dipped a little water and wrote three words on the wooden table: "Why give up treatment!"

Fang Tiansheng wondered, "What does He abandon treatment mean?"

I turned my head speechlessly, decided to turn my grief and anger into appetite, gnawed on the cornbread in my hand, and shouted silently in my heart: Pei Xiao, where are you, come and save me! ~~~~┭┮﹏┭┮ After lunch, several monks went back to their rooms to concentrate on practicing Buddhism. I squatted in the yard, racking my brains to think of ways to escape.This temple is very remote, located deep in the mountains, surrounded by high mountains, usually inaccessible.I wrote a line of words on the mud with a branch, and pushed Fang Tiansheng beside me.

"Why are you here?"

Fang Tiansheng saw him and said: "Brother Xiao told me that day that he would never be with me. I was very sad, so I ran around on a horse and somehow broke into this temple. My heart is like Desperately determined to become a monk, the abbot said that I was just a whim and asked me to think about it for a month, so I stayed here. Unexpectedly, I only lived here for a few days, and God sent Brother Xiao here. It must be God's intention Match the two of us, the two of us are a natural match." After saying that, he hugged my arm with a shy and happy face.

When I was in Fuzhou, I liked this kid quite a lot, and I admired him to the point of blindness. In the eyes of this seat at that time, it was simply a bright spot, fresh and refined, and stood out from the crowd.But now in this ruined temple, the feeling is very different...

This seat is struggling with food and clothing, and I have to face his hind legs from time to time, I really want to die!

I wrote a line of words on the ground, saying: "Brother Xiao is a bit thirsty, go back to the house and pour a glass of water."

Fang Tiansheng said obediently: "Okay, I'll go right away."

When I saw Fang Tiansheng disappearing from my eyes, I immediately ran out of the temple. A wise man is sure to make mistakes, so I don't believe that you can keep an eye on me all the time!

I ran all the way to the gate of the temple, seeing that I was about to get out, suddenly a monk appeared from the side, and said kindly and kindly: "Junior Brother Huiming, where are you going?"

I twitched my face and ran back to where I was in silence.

Damn it, they seem to be monitoring me all the time!

After a while, Fang Tiansheng happily ran back with a glass of water, and said, "Brother Xiao, here is the water, drink it quickly."

I poured down a glass of water angrily, ready to wait for an opportunity to run again.

In one afternoon alone, I dumped Fang Tiansheng no less than ten times. Every time I was about to run to the gate of the temple, a monk would appear and arrest me. In order not to startle the snake, I decided to wait until the dead of night before acting.

Dinner consisted of two steamed buns and a pot of wild vegetables. I ate a little and went back to my room to sleep.When these monks are all asleep, I'm going to make another escape plan!I was lying on the bed waiting for the opportunity when suddenly the door was quietly pushed open.

I trembled in my heart, and raised my vigilance. When the thief came to the bed, I threw a fierce tiger and pressed him to the ground. I was about to torture him to extract a confession. When the torture was completed, the thief yelled in great aggrieved voice: "Ah, it hurts!"

It's Fang Tiansheng's voice!

I went to the table and lit the candles. Fang Tiansheng sat on the ground pitifully rubbing his buttocks, looking at me with accusing eyes.I want to say that you didn't fall asleep in the room in the middle of the night, what are you doing sneaking into my room?But if he couldn't speak, he gave up.

Seeing my displeasure, Fang Tiansheng explained: "Brother Xiao is just here, there are wild beasts in this mountain, I want to protect you."

Fuck you Lingci!You have a small body and small eyes, if the beast wants to grab you, it will grab you first!

Fang Tiansheng said: "Brother Xiao, don't stare at me, I also care about you, why don't we sleep together?"

dream!I pulled him and pushed him out of the door, and was about to close the door forcefully, when Fang Tiansheng yelled loudly: "Oh, oh, oh, it hurts, Brother Xiao, my hand~~~"

When I saw it, it wasn't good, he was too anxious to close it, and his hand was caught in the crack of the door.I had no choice but to let go, Fang Tiansheng took the opportunity to run into the house and threw himself on the bed, rolling around with the quilt in his arms, saying: "I don't care, I want to sleep with Brother Xiao."

I made him dizzy, this kid's IQ is too low, I can't communicate with him at all!I kicked his butt angrily, turned off the lights and lay down.

As soon as I lay down, Fang Tiansheng entangled me again in an instant, hugging me like an octopus, muttering in his mouth: "Brother Xiao's embrace is so warm, I like it so much~~"

I wanted to shake off his hand, but he immediately entangled him again. I tried several times but couldn't get rid of him, so I just let him go.

After all, Fang Tiansheng was a teenager at heart, and fell asleep after arguing for a while.I looked at the moonlight tonight, the night is dark and windy, I should run for my life!

I carefully pushed Fang Tiansheng's arm away, tiptoed out of the room, ran all the way, and when I passed the Zhaitang, I found that there was a light inside.

Curious in my heart, I walked over quietly, and someone was chatting in the dining hall.One of them said: "After eating wild vegetables all day, wild vegetables are almost growing on my head!"

Another person said: "Just feel lucky, you didn't see the new boy, his eyes turned green from staring at the wild vegetables, hahahaha."

"Don't say he's green, I'm going to be green!"

Several other people listened and laughed together.

New kid?The new kid in Lingyin Temple is me, isn't it?A smell of meat wafted from the dining hall, and I couldn't restrain my curiosity, so I picked up the window paper with some saliva on it.There were four or five monks sitting inside, feasting, and on that table, there was a large pot of braised pork!

The three views of this seat are shattered!

Aren't you monks? Shouldn't you be a vegetarian for the rest of your life!Now you are sitting here stealing braised pork, what are you trying to do!This is not a monk temple at all!Because these sanctimonious monks smell like scum all over their bodies!

At this moment, should I go in and expose them, or should I turn a blind eye and walk away quietly?

I was hesitating, Fang Tiansheng's voice came from far to near: "Brother Xiao, where are you? Brother Xiao~"

A few monks inside heard the call and were about to go out. I quickly dodged and ran to Fang Tiansheng.

With red eyes, Fang Tiansheng hugged me and said, "Brother Xiao, where have you been? I thought you left me alone."

I chuckled, stretched out my hand and pulled my trouser belt, intending to go to the latrine by myself.Fang Tiansheng pulled me and said, "It's so cold at night, let's go back to our room and sleep quickly." After that, he pulled me back.

This seat's escape plan...failed again!

The so-called one bang, then decline, and three times exhausted, after several failed escapes, I finally gave up and decided to resign myself to fate.After staying in the Monk Temple for two days, I ate wild vegetables until my face was covered with vegetables. On the third day, a pilgrim suddenly came to the temple.

The appearance of this pilgrim is not outstanding, but his facial features are tough and his nose is straight, giving people a sense of loneliness and independence.

Last night, a monk who was stealing braised pork put his hands together and said "Amitabha". convenient."

The monk said: "The almsgiver is dedicated to the Buddha. Why is it inconvenient for our temple? Please come here, almsgiver." Then he led him to the Daxiong Hall.

When I saw this incense master, I was like a hungry wolf seeing a delicious lamb, and my whole eyes hooked up.In this inaccessible place, a man suddenly appeared, what does it mean?It means that as long as I hook up properly, this pilgrim can pull me out of the sea of ​​suffering!

The monk led the man to the Daxiong Palace to offer incense. I grabbed a handful of incense ashes and was about to approach him. Fang Tiansheng followed behind me and said displeasedly, "Brother Xiao, what are you doing staring at this man all the time?"

Hearing that, the man glanced at me alienatedly. Just this one glance made me feel very familiar, as if I had seen this person somewhere.

I pushed Fang Tiansheng away, drove him out of the door, grabbed the incense ash and wrote on the ground: "What is the name of the benefactor?"

The man took the incense from the monk's hand, and after offering the incense to Buddha Tathagata devoutly, he said: "I'm in Xiaoyuan, and I have seen the little master."

Xiao Yuan?His last name is Xiao!It is the same family as this seat 800 years ago!He must have been sent by the Bodhisattva to save me!I resolutely approached him and said: "The common name of the little monk is Xiao Ding."

Xiao Yuan looked at the name I wrote, nodded indifferently, and said to the monk next to him, "It will be Sidi's birthday in a few days, I want to fast for a few days to pray for him, I wonder if your temple is convenient?"

The monk suddenly showed a troubled look, and said: "This... this... Our temple is full of rooms, I'm afraid there is no place to accept the benefactor."

Xiao Yuan said: "My brother has been missing for nearly ten years, and I have been struggling to find him. I passed by the expensive temple. It must be God's will. If the guest room is full, the firewood room is also available."

The monk looked even more troubled, and said: "The firewood room in our temple is messy, and the benefactor is neatly dressed. I'm afraid I'm not used to living in it."

Xiao Yuan said: "If you can't bear all these hardships, how can I expect the Buddha to bless you, and you have already found your brother?"

"This..." The monk wondered: "The almsgiver, please wait a while, the monk will ask the abbot."

The opportunity must not be missed, the time will never come, I grabbed a handful of incense ashes and wrote wildly on the ground: "If the benefactor does not give up, you can live with the little monk!"

The author has something to say: Xiao Yuan: Whoever dares to say that this attack is ugly, you can do it yourself! ! !

Li Yulin: Tsk, even if it’s not ugly, it still looks like that~~╮(╯▽╰)╭Xiao Yuan: How long will it last to use sex? →→

Li Yulin: Damn, you die, die, die, die! !

Xiao Ding: Pei Youshi, why didn't you find me, why why why! ! ! !