Everyone Loves the Bishop

The monk firmly believed that I was committing suicide because of the death of my friend. I just wanted to say "Thank you, master, for saving my life. I am very grateful, so I will leave!" However, this sentence is too long. It took a lot of effort, I racked my brains to find concise words, but I heard the monk say: "Since the benefactor is awake, the monk will take you to see the abbot."

I waved my hand, saying no, and turned to walk towards the door.

The monk shouted: "Benefactor, where are you going?"

Of course I went back to find Lin Yuwen!I quickened my pace and walked towards the gate of the monastery. The monk chased me and grabbed me, saying: "Almsgiver, everything in the world has a definite number. Why do you need to be too persistent? Just stay in Lingyin Temple and let the boundless Dharma dissolve you." Sorrow in your heart!"

I was too lazy to listen to his babbling, so I broke away from his hand and ran away. The monk chased after him and shouted: "Benefactor, don't run!"

I ran even faster, and when I saw that I was about to run out of the temple gate, an old monk with a chest-length beard and long beard appeared in front of my eyes.With an attitude of an old god, he clasped his hands together and said to me: "Amitabha."

The monk who was chasing after me saw him, immediately stood still, and replied, "Amitabha." Then he said, "Abbot, this benefactor is too obsessed and wants to die. This little monk has done everything he can." .”

The old monk smiled inscrutably, and said: "There is no one who cannot be crossed from the Buddha. It is understandable that the benefactor is too sad and cannot control himself for a while. It is better to live in the temple for a while, and it will calm down a lot. The old man is about to Going to the meditation room to give lectures to disciples, the benefactor might as well go together." After that, he dragged me to the meditation room regardless of whether I wanted to or not.

The old monk seems to grab it lightly, but no one is as strong as a cow, no matter how hard I try, I can't break free.I silently burst into tears in my heart, secretly thinking that this is not a temple at all, this is a den of robbers!

The scale of this temple is not large, there are only six or seven monks in total. I was dragged by the old monk to the meditation room, and the disciples in the temple were already sitting on futons and waiting.

These monks wore the same monk robes as me, all the hair on their heads was shaved, and they were burned a few spots, but there was one exception, that was the disciple sitting at the front!Although that disciple is wearing a monk's robe, he has hair on his head. I thought to myself, this poor child was framed by someone like me, and thrown into this den of thieves?

I suddenly felt a sense of desolation in my heart, and I really wanted to go up and have a chat.

The old monk left me on the futon behind and went to give a lecture: "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, for a long time, walks the deep prajna paramita, sees that the five aggregates are empty, and overcomes all hardships. Shariputra, form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form. , color is color~balabala..."

The old monk spoke eloquently and eloquently, while the younger monks were mesmerized and carried away. Sitting alone in the back, I was extremely bored and drowsy.

Just about to take a nap, the disciple with hair in the front row suddenly said: "Abbot, you said that form is emptiness, and emptiness is form, but I still can't understand the true meaning of this sentence, please excuse me."

This voice is too familiar, I thought that that person could not appear here, I was in a state of shock and uncertainty, I really wanted to rush over to take a look at his face, but I was afraid that I would be too reckless, so I was very anxious.

The abbot said: "Form, feeling, thought, action, consciousness, these five aggregates represent the existence of existence, and the opposite of existence is emptiness. The dharma produced by many conditions has no self-nature. Form is dependent, and its nature is Selfless, empty."

The disciple said sullenly: "I still don't understand. I like a person and want to be with him, but I can't get him, so sex is empty. If I get him, shouldn't I be very happy? Why is sex still empty?"

The more I listened, the more I felt that this voice was the person I knew, so I didn't do anything else, rushed forward and turned the leading disciple to see, it was really the one I knew.

--Fang Tiansheng!

I yelled: "Why are you here!" It's a pity that someone clicked the Ya acupoint, and there was only a strange sound of "uh uh uh".

Fang Tiansheng was startled when he saw me, and said, "Brother Xiao, why are you here!"

This is exactly what I want to ask you!

Seeing that I didn't answer, Fang Tiansheng asked in surprise, "Could it be that the benefactor that the abbot said was saved was Brother Xiao?"

I nod tearfully.

Fang Tiansheng heard the words, with tears in his eyes, and said: "Brother Fang, why are you so hard to think about it? I heard that Brother Xiao is so hard to think about it because of the death of a friend. Is your dead friend Lin Yuwen? He is really dead. Is it? That's really great... No, that's really tragic. Brother Xiao, you are sorry. But brother Xiao, you can't be resurrected after death. You still have me after he dies. I am willing to go to the ends of the world with you. Why do you Don't come to me!"

What is this all about!I was so helpless, but I couldn't open my mouth. To listen to his nonsense, I was so anxious!

Fang Tiansheng said: "Brother Xiao, why don't you speak? Are you unable to speak? Could it be that you committed suicide by taking poison! Brother Xiao, you are so infatuated, I am ashamed of myself. But don't worry, I really like it Yours, whether you are a man or a woman, I don't mind if your voice is really hoarse! All I like is you, and I will take care of you for the rest of my life!"

After all, regardless of whether I want to or not, I said to the old monk: "Abbot, you let me think about it for a month, and then decide whether I want to become a monk or not. I will tell you today, I have made a decision, and I will follow Brother Xiao, let’s return to vulgar life together! Life is so beautiful, but I use it to become a monk. This is not good. The Tathagata Buddha must have heard my request and sent Brother Xiao here. Wander the world!"

It's great that he's willing to take me out of here, but he's twisting the whole thing and it's not going to be tolerated with me!If Lin Yuwen found out, wouldn't he be so angry that he vomited blood?This seat is a man who is dedicated to the end, and can't do things like hugging left and right!

I pulled Fang Tiansheng's hand away, wanted to speak but couldn't, walked to the Buddha statue impatiently, grabbed a handful of incense and wrote on the ground: "We can't be together!"

Fang Tiansheng's smiling face immediately stepped down: "Wow...wow... Brother Xiao doesn't want to be with me, why doesn't Brother Xiao want to be with me, brother Xiao doesn't want to be with me even if he is alone Together?"

He fell to the ground, crawled towards the old monk in a devastated state, and said, "Abbot, my disciple is wrong. There is no one in this world who cares about my disciple. This disciple will be ordained and become a monk!"

The old monk said: "You don't regret it?"

Fang Tiansheng gave me a deep look and said, "I don't regret it, but I still have one thing on my mind."

The abbot sighed, and said: "You have something on your mind, which means that you are not related to the world. Tell me, what else is on your mind?"

Fang Tiansheng said: "Brother Xiao has saved my life. Although he is ruthless, I can't be unjust. I implore the abbot to accept Brother Xiao as a disciple and enlighten him with Buddhism."

The abbot smiled gratifiedly, and said: "You have great love in your heart, and I appreciate it very much. I will make an exception today and accept the two of you as disciples! Huiming, you go and prepare, as a teacher, you must shave them."

Fang Tiansheng had a face full of despair, resigned to fate.

When I heard it, I became calm and incompetent.Shaved, ordained?Whoever dares to touch the hair on my head, I will fight him desperately!I ran right away, but the two monks had expected it, and blocked the door from left to right, preventing me from going out.

I sprinted left and right, but they were still trapped in the meditation room.

After a cup of tea, a monk came out with a shaved guy. The abbot looked at me and Fang Tiansheng, and said, "Let's start with you." After that, he was about to push me to the ground to shave my hair.

I was so angry that I screamed and almost vomited blood to death.

When I went to the latrine yesterday, I was only wearing obscene clothes and trousers. After being thrown to the temple, I changed into a monk’s robe, and all the treasures Ji Qingzhi gave me were gone.If you hide them on your body, just throwing a handful of ecstasy can bring them down!It was because I called Tian Tian Ying that the ground was not effective, Fang Tiansheng suddenly called out, "Wait a minute."

The abbot looked at him and said, "Do you regret it?"

Fang Tiansheng shook his head, and said pitifully to me: "Brother Xiao, you will never regret it if you cut this knife, you really hate me so much, even if you shave or become a monk, you don't want to be with me?"

A hero does not suffer from immediate losses, so I immediately bit my finger and wrote three big blood-red characters on the ground: I am willing!

When Fang Tiansheng saw it, he laughed through his tears immediately, and said, "That's great, brother Xiao finally accepts me, brother Xiao is finally willing to be with me!"

I said in my heart that you, a despicable little fairy, dare to threaten me, and when I escape from danger, you will definitely turn your face and deny anyone!

The abbot said: "Are you still going out?"

I hope that Fang Tiansheng will not be able to go home anymore, and we will go wandering around the world.Unexpectedly, he said: "It was the Buddha who brought me together with Big Brother Xiao. I must devote myself to cultivating Buddhism to repay the Buddha. Since Brother Xiao doesn't like to be ordained, then let's take our hair and practice!"

The abbot suddenly became very talkative, and said: "Alright, the old monk will give you two dharma names, you will be called Huikong, and he will be called Huiming. From now on, you can devote yourself to practicing Buddhism in Lingyin Temple. "

Fang Tiansheng kowtowed his head on the ground in a regular manner and said, "Thank you, Master, for giving me the name, Huikong."

I stared at Fang Tiansheng dumbfounded, what the hell is going on with you!I promise to be with you, shouldn't we leave the temple and wander the world?How did you tell me just now!Now that I have promised you, you still want to drag me to become a monk, what is your humanity!