Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games
Chapter 15 Wang!
After Tang Zhi slipped out from the military headquarters, holding his bulging stomach, he finally got home beeping all the way. He waited in the middle of the night to exhaust the gas in his stomach. Needless to say, the smell in the room was almost exhausted. He himself was smoked into the ambulance, the most frightening thing was that the concentration was too high, and he had to be careful not to cause an explosion due to friction...
He thought that a few farts would be enough, but he started to have loose bowels not long after, and his whole body was almost collapsed.
Tang Zhi, whose body had been "hollowed out", was squatting on the toilet, his face was pale and his eyes were sinister.
"Tang, Yi, He!" These three words seemed to be squeezed out from between the teeth, and then he gritted his teeth even harder, "Da, Dou!"
No wonder that kid didn't stop him at all, he clearly intended to make himself look ugly, it's so hateful, hateful!
But at that time, no one forced him to eat. He didn't know how deep he was and he just ate two plates. It was love for others to remind him, and it was a sin not to remind him... Damn it!
Tang Zhi was so angry that he was about to grit his teeth. He will definitely pay for this account in the future!
Because of the stomach upset, Tang Zhi was seriously injured, and Tang Zhi rested for two days before recovering, and impatiently went to the business district. Unfortunately, he met the security guard who had driven him away again.
The security guard was tougher than last time, Tang Zhi could only walk away in despair, and just as he was about to sneak into the mall again, a bad news suddenly came.
The old officer who was stunned by his fart that day had a bronchial disease, and the high concentration of gas made his condition worse. In order to protect the trachea, he even had to be admitted to the sterile intensive care unit.
The old officer's subordinates were immediately furious and threatened to investigate the instigator of the day.As a result, after a lot of tracing, he found that Tang Zhi's resume had a lot of meaning - he didn't pass the written test at all, and he bribed some moths to fish in troubled waters.
If such a crime is exposed, it will be written down on the personal resume, not to mention the big embarrassment involved today. If it is not done, it will be completely banned from joining the military, and it will even be thrown into prison. ...
The more Tang Zhi thought about it, the more frightened he became, his fingers trembled a little, and he thought to himself: It's probably not enough to just hide in a low-key manner, he has to leave temporarily, so that those people can't find him even if they want to investigate.
As expected, Tang Zhi was right. The investigation order was issued as soon as he left Patton.Although he is an amateur, the one who is really responsible is the moth in the military who built a bridge with him, but he must make a fuss if he grabs the handle.
None of the media, other interviewers, and family members of veteran officers made him feel comfortable.
In short, he was already being watched by several people, and he had to behave with his tail between his legs.As for the good brother Tang Yihe, well, let him be free for a while longer!
·
The business of the Tang Family Restaurant is as usual.
The arrival of the second brother was a mild episode for Tang Yihe, compared to what kind of ugliness he would cause if he ate so many soybeans, obviously Boss Tang cared more about his farm and the unformed soy sauce koji.
The next day, before six o'clock in the morning, Tang Yihe, who was soundly asleep, was awakened by a scorching heat in his hands. This was the vibration he had set before to remind him that the crops were ripe.
Tang Yihe was still in a daze at first, but he woke up the next moment, feeling more excited than ever, because this time the crops are secondary crops, and his recipes can finally be updated!
Then enter the mobile phone farm.
Just after loading, I saw an enlarged, dark, moist nose sniffing around in front of the screen, but soon the nose shrunk rapidly, and took several steps away from the screen in less than half a second. Two purple eyes Still vigilantly staring over with curiosity.
Xiao Ha didn't know what was going on these two days, and seemed to be curious about Tang Yihe who was outside the screen. He used to avoid the screen, but now he seems to be full of the spirit of exploration.Every time the crop matures, it will stay near the screen, seemingly only for the moment when he appears on time.
It did this for a reason. Ever since it discovered that the amethyst stone could be pawned, it has been looking for traces of gold coins in the farm, but it has never been found. It guessed that it might be hidden by the evil farmer in the The world outside the "skylight", so every time I guard it, trying to spy on it.
Tang Yihe had to enter the farm many times a day, and at first it was quite far away. Seeing that Tang Yihe was always lukewarm, he rarely took the initiative to talk to him, so he gradually let go of his guard and tried to get closer.
After about a dozen times of probing, it became bolder and simply stuck closer.So the moment the screen loaded, Tang Yihe saw a close-up of the round nose.
"Wow!" Xiaoha let out a low growl after running away, flicked his tail twice stiffly, and then stood still.It watched Tang Yihe's fingers appear from the skylight as scheduled, pointing to the farmland without hesitation, and his movements looked a little expectant and impatient.
Tang Yihe's fingers are very slender, his nails are neatly manicured, and there is no dirt in the crevices of his fingers, which shows that the owner is a clean person.There are thin calluses on his fingertips, which grow out from the frequent handling of spoons. Even so, each finger does not feel rough or thick at all, and is still as delicate as a green onion.
Xiao Ha watched without blinking that beautiful finger brushing across the farmland, and the plants that were originally vibrant and full of fruits turned into pieces of withered grass.It has seen this scene many times, but it still has lingering fears, and every time it subconsciously lets out a groan, warning the farmer not to treat him like this.
But at this time the farmer obviously didn't care about it.After Tang Yihe finished harvesting, he went into the warehouse to check his harvest.
The 96-hour wait was indeed meaningful. This time, a total of X8 carrots, X8 potatoes, and X8 cucumbers were harvested. A paddy field, showing the harvest of 100 jin of paddy.It's just that the rice has not been processed, and the grains of millet are still covered with hard chaff.
He immediately downloaded all these crops.The [-] million traffic packages are not only reflected in the total capacity, but the speed is much faster than the previous set meal. In a blink of an eye, the back kitchen is full of carrots, potatoes, cucumbers, and two piles of rice.
The three new vegetables and melons produced by the farm are still high-quality goods. The cucumbers and carrots don’t even need to be cut open. You can smell the faint sweetness if you get close; the potatoes are small potatoes, all round and plump, with thin skin and yellow flesh. It is definitely a high-quality variety in the 21st century.
Tang Yihe played with it a few times lovingly, and then looked at the rice seriously.
That antique threshing machine he bought yesterday came in handy.
There is almost no need to modify it, and it can be used directly after a little cleaning. Tang Yihe puts the millet into the machine, presses the switch, and the machine starts booming. The shaft inside rotates at a high speed, and all the chaff is thrown out of the grain by centrifugal force. grain.
After a while, there was a pile of cracked chaff in the net bag of the machine.
Tang Yihe observed for a while, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. The chaff is extremely hard. Although it is inedible, the chaff also has a rice fragrance, and it can also be added to soybeans to make soy sauce.
This is not his original creation, but some poor families in ancient times could not afford flour or other spices, so they collected useless chaff and fermented it with soybeans. Unexpectedly, the soy sauce produced in this way was very flavorful.
Thinking of this allusion, Tang Yihe was immediately delighted, and immediately found a clean basin underneath to collect the chaff.
Because there are a lot of millet, it will take some time to thresh, so he let the side dish robot watch over and enter the farm again by himself.
After shoveling away those withered plants, Tang Yihe planted new seeds.Then I remembered Xiaoha beside me.
As a virtual dog, Tang Yihe felt that he was good enough to it, and bought a pot of meat and bones for it on time every day.
This guy used to like to eat. I don’t know what’s going on in the past two days. It seems that he has no interest in meat and bones. He hasn’t finished eating yesterday’s bowl until today, and there is still one in the bowl, and his stomach It's obviously half deflated.
Tired of eating?
Tang Yihe thought for a while, then changed to high-grade dog food, but just put the dog food in the bowl, Xiao Ha sniffled and sniffed at a distance, then turned his face away, his ears flickered impatiently, and even a little Not interested.
Tang Yihe frowned, and had to switch back to the meaty bones, Xiao Ha turned his gaze, but he was not as impulsive as before, just staring at the bones, and it took him a long time to come over to gnaw, and he gnawed slowly, with a look of reluctance look.
Looking at its status doesn't show sickness, so there's only one reason.
It floats, picky eaters.
A virtual dog even has such a unique taste, how dare you have to feed it differently?Is this a farming game or a growing game? ? ?
I wanted to ignore it, but in the past few days, its favorability has increased by several values, and now it has become -180. Tang Yihe couldn't help thinking about it. He doesn't eat meat and bones, and he doesn't eat high-end dog food. Only the leftovers are left. It is not interested in mid-level dog food or low-level dog food, so what can it eat?
Tang Yihe's eyes wandered, and suddenly remembered a previous function.
This function is called 【Gift】. During the novice guidance, I once wasted a potato because there was no one to give it to. At that time, Tang Yihe was distressed. I never thought about enabling it again.
Xiao Ha is a stray dog from outside, domesticated on the farm, and I don't know if he is eligible to be given as a gift.Thinking of this, Tang Yihe chose a potato from the warehouse and clicked on the "Gift" option.
Suddenly a drop-down menu appears:
[Gifter: 1, Xiaoha]
really!Xiaoha is also eligible for gifting.
From Xiaoha's perspective, a round potato suddenly appeared in front of him. It was something he had been trying to steal, but he couldn't help but his ears stood up, his tail shook unconsciously, and his round purple eyes sparkled. Liang, cast expectant and arrogant gazes at the farmer.
"Woof!" Humans with fish lips, don't you hurry up and dedicate that bump to me?
The author has something to say: #二哥,一个男孩击了自己的脸#
#小哈, a dog with the character of a cat#
He thought that a few farts would be enough, but he started to have loose bowels not long after, and his whole body was almost collapsed.
Tang Zhi, whose body had been "hollowed out", was squatting on the toilet, his face was pale and his eyes were sinister.
"Tang, Yi, He!" These three words seemed to be squeezed out from between the teeth, and then he gritted his teeth even harder, "Da, Dou!"
No wonder that kid didn't stop him at all, he clearly intended to make himself look ugly, it's so hateful, hateful!
But at that time, no one forced him to eat. He didn't know how deep he was and he just ate two plates. It was love for others to remind him, and it was a sin not to remind him... Damn it!
Tang Zhi was so angry that he was about to grit his teeth. He will definitely pay for this account in the future!
Because of the stomach upset, Tang Zhi was seriously injured, and Tang Zhi rested for two days before recovering, and impatiently went to the business district. Unfortunately, he met the security guard who had driven him away again.
The security guard was tougher than last time, Tang Zhi could only walk away in despair, and just as he was about to sneak into the mall again, a bad news suddenly came.
The old officer who was stunned by his fart that day had a bronchial disease, and the high concentration of gas made his condition worse. In order to protect the trachea, he even had to be admitted to the sterile intensive care unit.
The old officer's subordinates were immediately furious and threatened to investigate the instigator of the day.As a result, after a lot of tracing, he found that Tang Zhi's resume had a lot of meaning - he didn't pass the written test at all, and he bribed some moths to fish in troubled waters.
If such a crime is exposed, it will be written down on the personal resume, not to mention the big embarrassment involved today. If it is not done, it will be completely banned from joining the military, and it will even be thrown into prison. ...
The more Tang Zhi thought about it, the more frightened he became, his fingers trembled a little, and he thought to himself: It's probably not enough to just hide in a low-key manner, he has to leave temporarily, so that those people can't find him even if they want to investigate.
As expected, Tang Zhi was right. The investigation order was issued as soon as he left Patton.Although he is an amateur, the one who is really responsible is the moth in the military who built a bridge with him, but he must make a fuss if he grabs the handle.
None of the media, other interviewers, and family members of veteran officers made him feel comfortable.
In short, he was already being watched by several people, and he had to behave with his tail between his legs.As for the good brother Tang Yihe, well, let him be free for a while longer!
·
The business of the Tang Family Restaurant is as usual.
The arrival of the second brother was a mild episode for Tang Yihe, compared to what kind of ugliness he would cause if he ate so many soybeans, obviously Boss Tang cared more about his farm and the unformed soy sauce koji.
The next day, before six o'clock in the morning, Tang Yihe, who was soundly asleep, was awakened by a scorching heat in his hands. This was the vibration he had set before to remind him that the crops were ripe.
Tang Yihe was still in a daze at first, but he woke up the next moment, feeling more excited than ever, because this time the crops are secondary crops, and his recipes can finally be updated!
Then enter the mobile phone farm.
Just after loading, I saw an enlarged, dark, moist nose sniffing around in front of the screen, but soon the nose shrunk rapidly, and took several steps away from the screen in less than half a second. Two purple eyes Still vigilantly staring over with curiosity.
Xiao Ha didn't know what was going on these two days, and seemed to be curious about Tang Yihe who was outside the screen. He used to avoid the screen, but now he seems to be full of the spirit of exploration.Every time the crop matures, it will stay near the screen, seemingly only for the moment when he appears on time.
It did this for a reason. Ever since it discovered that the amethyst stone could be pawned, it has been looking for traces of gold coins in the farm, but it has never been found. It guessed that it might be hidden by the evil farmer in the The world outside the "skylight", so every time I guard it, trying to spy on it.
Tang Yihe had to enter the farm many times a day, and at first it was quite far away. Seeing that Tang Yihe was always lukewarm, he rarely took the initiative to talk to him, so he gradually let go of his guard and tried to get closer.
After about a dozen times of probing, it became bolder and simply stuck closer.So the moment the screen loaded, Tang Yihe saw a close-up of the round nose.
"Wow!" Xiaoha let out a low growl after running away, flicked his tail twice stiffly, and then stood still.It watched Tang Yihe's fingers appear from the skylight as scheduled, pointing to the farmland without hesitation, and his movements looked a little expectant and impatient.
Tang Yihe's fingers are very slender, his nails are neatly manicured, and there is no dirt in the crevices of his fingers, which shows that the owner is a clean person.There are thin calluses on his fingertips, which grow out from the frequent handling of spoons. Even so, each finger does not feel rough or thick at all, and is still as delicate as a green onion.
Xiao Ha watched without blinking that beautiful finger brushing across the farmland, and the plants that were originally vibrant and full of fruits turned into pieces of withered grass.It has seen this scene many times, but it still has lingering fears, and every time it subconsciously lets out a groan, warning the farmer not to treat him like this.
But at this time the farmer obviously didn't care about it.After Tang Yihe finished harvesting, he went into the warehouse to check his harvest.
The 96-hour wait was indeed meaningful. This time, a total of X8 carrots, X8 potatoes, and X8 cucumbers were harvested. A paddy field, showing the harvest of 100 jin of paddy.It's just that the rice has not been processed, and the grains of millet are still covered with hard chaff.
He immediately downloaded all these crops.The [-] million traffic packages are not only reflected in the total capacity, but the speed is much faster than the previous set meal. In a blink of an eye, the back kitchen is full of carrots, potatoes, cucumbers, and two piles of rice.
The three new vegetables and melons produced by the farm are still high-quality goods. The cucumbers and carrots don’t even need to be cut open. You can smell the faint sweetness if you get close; the potatoes are small potatoes, all round and plump, with thin skin and yellow flesh. It is definitely a high-quality variety in the 21st century.
Tang Yihe played with it a few times lovingly, and then looked at the rice seriously.
That antique threshing machine he bought yesterday came in handy.
There is almost no need to modify it, and it can be used directly after a little cleaning. Tang Yihe puts the millet into the machine, presses the switch, and the machine starts booming. The shaft inside rotates at a high speed, and all the chaff is thrown out of the grain by centrifugal force. grain.
After a while, there was a pile of cracked chaff in the net bag of the machine.
Tang Yihe observed for a while, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. The chaff is extremely hard. Although it is inedible, the chaff also has a rice fragrance, and it can also be added to soybeans to make soy sauce.
This is not his original creation, but some poor families in ancient times could not afford flour or other spices, so they collected useless chaff and fermented it with soybeans. Unexpectedly, the soy sauce produced in this way was very flavorful.
Thinking of this allusion, Tang Yihe was immediately delighted, and immediately found a clean basin underneath to collect the chaff.
Because there are a lot of millet, it will take some time to thresh, so he let the side dish robot watch over and enter the farm again by himself.
After shoveling away those withered plants, Tang Yihe planted new seeds.Then I remembered Xiaoha beside me.
As a virtual dog, Tang Yihe felt that he was good enough to it, and bought a pot of meat and bones for it on time every day.
This guy used to like to eat. I don’t know what’s going on in the past two days. It seems that he has no interest in meat and bones. He hasn’t finished eating yesterday’s bowl until today, and there is still one in the bowl, and his stomach It's obviously half deflated.
Tired of eating?
Tang Yihe thought for a while, then changed to high-grade dog food, but just put the dog food in the bowl, Xiao Ha sniffled and sniffed at a distance, then turned his face away, his ears flickered impatiently, and even a little Not interested.
Tang Yihe frowned, and had to switch back to the meaty bones, Xiao Ha turned his gaze, but he was not as impulsive as before, just staring at the bones, and it took him a long time to come over to gnaw, and he gnawed slowly, with a look of reluctance look.
Looking at its status doesn't show sickness, so there's only one reason.
It floats, picky eaters.
A virtual dog even has such a unique taste, how dare you have to feed it differently?Is this a farming game or a growing game? ? ?
I wanted to ignore it, but in the past few days, its favorability has increased by several values, and now it has become -180. Tang Yihe couldn't help thinking about it. He doesn't eat meat and bones, and he doesn't eat high-end dog food. Only the leftovers are left. It is not interested in mid-level dog food or low-level dog food, so what can it eat?
Tang Yihe's eyes wandered, and suddenly remembered a previous function.
This function is called 【Gift】. During the novice guidance, I once wasted a potato because there was no one to give it to. At that time, Tang Yihe was distressed. I never thought about enabling it again.
Xiao Ha is a stray dog from outside, domesticated on the farm, and I don't know if he is eligible to be given as a gift.Thinking of this, Tang Yihe chose a potato from the warehouse and clicked on the "Gift" option.
Suddenly a drop-down menu appears:
[Gifter: 1, Xiaoha]
really!Xiaoha is also eligible for gifting.
From Xiaoha's perspective, a round potato suddenly appeared in front of him. It was something he had been trying to steal, but he couldn't help but his ears stood up, his tail shook unconsciously, and his round purple eyes sparkled. Liang, cast expectant and arrogant gazes at the farmer.
"Woof!" Humans with fish lips, don't you hurry up and dedicate that bump to me?
The author has something to say: #二哥,一个男孩击了自己的脸#
#小哈, a dog with the character of a cat#
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