Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

"boom!"

A booming fart suddenly exploded!

In the quiet hall of the military headquarters, this movement was like a thunderbolt at the finale of a happy cannon.What's even more hilarious is that the chair under his buttocks was blown to pieces in the next second.

all staff:"……"

Tang Zhi: "..."

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing!

Because the movement was too loud and shocking, many people didn’t realize it. They thought it was a firecracker somewhere. The officers’ expressions were solemn and their eyes were alert. Some soldiers even patrolled twice to check the situation. Finally, they reprimanded Tang Zhi for being too heavy and broke his chair. up.

Tang Zhi's face was flushed red, and he wished he could get in through the cracks in the ground!

But apart from the embarrassment, he felt a lot better because of the large amount of gas he expelled.

Fortunately, the bang was just scary, without any stench. Of course, some people who were close already knew what was going on. Qi Qi stared at Tang Zhi suspiciously, and he was sure that it was his "masterpiece", with a mocking expression on his face.

Tang Zhiru had a thorn in his back, and his subordinates wrote vigorously.His handwriting was poor at first, but now he twisted and twisted. The officer frowned and ordered him to rewrite it.

Tang Zhi: "..."

Please let go!

Officer: "What are you still doing! Write!"

Tang Zhi was anxious and afraid, and his lower abdomen began to swell, but he didn't dare to disobey the opponent, so he could only bite the bullet and pick up the pen again.

Finally, he finally endured enough to fill out all the forms. Second brother Tang was almost tormented by waves of flatulence. Before he went to meet the examiner, he rushed into the men's toilet like a rocket. Before closing the door, a series of The firecrackers blew up the entire bathroom, frightening the officers and staff coming and going.

"Damn, beep beep beep beep, eat Xiaogang shells!" Someone scolded.

Tang Zhi didn't dare to say anything, hid in the cubicle, and farted a lot, from rumbling to beeping.As the saying goes, loud farts don’t stink and farts don’t make loud farts. At first, there was no smell, but soon as the sound became quieter, a smell of rotting rotten eggs filled the small room.

Tang Zhi was so smoked that he wanted to vomit, and finally he couldn't help opening a gap, trying to let the smell out, but he was kicked by someone outside, who scolded him for being immoral.

He was almost exhausted, and when he felt that he had exhausted all the gas in his life in just 10 minutes, he came out of the cubicle with a pale face, and then took a deep breath of relatively fresh air.

Because he was "indulged" in it for too long, his clothes were also stained with some kind of smell. Tang Zhi glanced around and found that this was a military facility after all. There was no fragrance or anything like that. Spray a few drops on the cuff, trying to cover up the original stench.

Although his body was still uncomfortable, and the gas in his abdomen was faintly rising again, but he had been away for too long and could not continue to delay, so he rushed back to the interview office and waited.

The re-examination is to call the number to enter. At this time, there are only three or four people in front, but there are a bunch of people behind.It only takes about 3 minutes for everyone to go in. Tang Zhi keeps looking at his watch while feeling the movement of his stomach. After all, a big wave has been released, and there is still some time before the next "full warehouse". He feels that he should be able to do it when it is his turn. Get over it.

Unexpectedly, his former buddy didn't know what the hell was going on, and he didn't come out after entering. Not only Tang Zhi, but everyone behind him murmured-could the examiners add questions temporarily because that guy's performance was too good or too bad?

Tang Zhi's face became more and more ugly, because he felt that his stomach was bulging again, and the gas began to rush down again...

The time passed by second by second, and Tang Zhi was like a second like a year. He glanced at his watch, and the buddies actually went in for 15 minutes!

Tang Zhi was sweating profusely, wishing to rush back to the bathroom to repeat the old trick, but worried that it would be his turn at any time.

Just as the battle between heaven and man was fierce in his mind, and he was hesitating whether to take action, the person in front came out.

"Next, 052 Tang Zhi."

"..." Come on, I really can't do it!

"What are you doing in a daze? Think of yourself as shopping, don't hurry up!"

"I, can I go to the bathroom..." Tang Zhi twitched his legs extremely pussy.

"Why did you go earlier? We are a military organization, and we pay attention to discipline. If you don't go now, you will give up the opportunity. Either get out or go now!" The soldier looked impatient.Their unit has to face many emergencies, so it is very strict, and not causing trouble to order is one of the basic requirements for employing people.

It was impossible for Tang Zhi to give up. God knows how much effort he had spent secretly in order to enter the re-examination. Hearing this, he gritted his teeth and nodded, and walked into the interview office with a distorted pace.

As soon as I entered, I saw seven or eight interviewers in military uniforms, each with several stripes and stars on their shoulders, especially the gray-haired old interviewer in the middle, who seemed to have a very high military rank. He looked very respectful and poured water for Tang Zhi when he came in.

Regardless of whether they were old or young, everyone looked solemn and looked at Tang Zhi sharply.

One of them began to routinely ask questions, all about names and resumes.

What Tang Zhi gave was a fake resume, he had memorized it fluently before, but because he was too nervous, he actually made a few mistakes, and the person opposite immediately narrowed his eyes slightly, and began to look for loopholes in his words.

Tang Zhideng felt his stomach swell even more, and he responded with sweat profusely. He was not so much nervous now as an extremely strong impulse, which had already affected his speech.

He felt that every word he said was extremely hard, and he could hardly bear it!

"Please sit down."

"I, I don't sit, I just stand."

It's really bad, the more nervous the gas seems to be, the more I'm going to explode!

"Sit if you want!" The other party narrowed his eyes, and his voice was suddenly harsh.

Sitting is also one of the interview questions, because there is a gap in the leg of the chair, and the test is a qualified military logistics personnel, what should be done at this moment to avoid risks.Careful people will spot the problem at the first glance, and smarter people can solve it instantly. For example, in the last one, they used a button of their own to cover the gap quietly on the spot, while many fools in front sat on it carelessly. , Throw yourself into a dog eating shit.

Originally, Tang Zhi's awkward posture and flawed answers had made them impatient, but now he frequently disobeyed orders, and the examiners were very dissatisfied.

Tang Zhi couldn't get off the tiger, so he could only adjust his breath secretly, but how could it be so easy to adjust when he was full of breath?He endured so much that his whole body was almost exploding, his back was drenched with sweat, and he was even a little dizzy. He didn't even see the chair clearly, so he sat on it.

bump--

The chair came crashing down.

Tang Zhi:? ! ! !

The examiners had expressions of "Sure enough", but before they could react, they only heard an embarrassing and gentle voice: "Pfft."

All the people present had excellent hearing ability, and immediately their expressions froze, and they all stared at Tang Zhi who made the noise.

Tang Zhi's face was flushed red, he tried hard to tighten his grip, but the gas was out of his control and spread quickly.

But in a few seconds, a strong smell of rotten eggs, which seemed to have been fermented hundreds of times, quickly spread to this small interview hall like a virus.

The officers had distorted expressions: "..."

Tang Zhi: ... It's over!

One minute later, the door of the interview hall suddenly opened, and several people lifted an old military officer and shouted angrily, "Hurry up and put the old comrade into the ambulance!"

People outside: "..."

What the hell is going on in there?

But soon they understood why.In the next second, Tang Zhi was kicked out from inside following the old officer's footsteps.

Because the location of the kick happened to be the butt, Tang Zhi couldn't hold back, and immediately released a series of small steel cannons beeping, beeping, and immediately the whole corridor was filled with the stench of fermented soybeans.

"It stinks to death!"

"Get this guy out!"

"Evacuate, evacuate!"

"Major, your gas mask is here..."

The scene was in chaos.

Tang Zhi blushed to the point of bleeding, and was about to slip away in the chaos, but he saw someone raising his wristband to take a small video here from the corner of his eyes. He was so frightened that he quickly covered his face, and ran away while setting off small firecrackers, but was caught by two people. Two officers stand on their toes off the ground.

"What, what are you doing!?"

"Go and monitor him to see if there are...uh...biochemical weapons..." The man said while covering his nose with a look of disgust.

Tang Zhi: "..." What a shame! ! ! !

But no one listened to his cries, and took him to the laboratory very forcefully.

He didn't want to recall the series of events that followed.Those people checked him over and over, and finally came to the conclusion that he was just farting.

"After testing, you have eaten a lot of indigestible protein." The military doctor said coldly.

Because the digestive system of future people has adapted to nutritious meals for a long time, the digestion ability is actually not as good as that of the previous earthlings. In addition, Tang Yihe's soybeans are fresh and good in quality, and the gas produced during the digestion process is twice as much as that of Chen beans. This caused Tang Zhi to become so angry.

Tang Zhi already felt that his face was trampled in the mud by this wave of operations, but the officers did not intend to let him go, warning: "If something happens to our leader, you will die! Before he recovers, we will You will be monitored! Also, next time you dare to eat something messy and fart such a sensational fart, you will be punished as 'disturbing a public place'!"

After being exposed to the smelly gas all afternoon, coupled with the pressure of being reprimanded by the big leaders, these people were in a bad mood, so they naturally frightened them in an ugly way.

Tang Zhi: "..."

"Did you hear me!"

"Yes... yes." Tang Zhi replied submissively, and accidentally released another small string. He secretly thought it was bad, and hurriedly left before they found out.

·

Tangmen Cuisine.

Not long after Tang Zhi left, the security guards in the commercial area ran over sweating profusely: "Hey, Xiao Tang, no one bothered you just now, did they?"

Tang Yihe looked at him unexpectedly, he obviously didn't press the alarm, why did he come here?

Tang Yihe shook his head: "No."

"That's good. At noon, I wanted to come to your place for dinner, but I saw a hooligan wandering around the door of the store with a fierce look on his face. I expelled him once on the grounds of 'obstructing the public'. Turn back, tell me next time he comes again."

Since the security guard has eaten Tangmen cuisine a few times, he has become interested in this restaurant.

Tang Yihe smiled slightly: "Thank you, but I think this meal of soybeans should last until he dare not come again..."

security guard:? ? ?

There are many ways to eat soybeans, but it is not good to eat them directly, especially if you eat so much at one time. The knowledge that elementary school students in the 21st century know, but the second brother who doesn't distinguish between grains and grains doesn't understand, so don't blame yourself for not reminding me, heh.

Tang Yihe withdrew his smile, and checked the temperature of the beans with his hands as usual, then mixed the Aspergillus oryzae he just bought into the soybeans, and mixed well with his hands, so that the Aspergillus oryzae powder and soybeans could fully contact as much as possible.Finally put it all into a clean container and cover it with a burlap cloth.

This step is to ferment the koji, which takes about a few days, during which the temperature should not exceed 40°, and it needs to be stirred frequently.

Tang Yihe was worried that he might forget when he was busy, so he looked at the cooking robot in the corner that had been neglected for a long time.The stirring action is a bit similar to stir-frying. He thought it should be up to the task, so he gave the order: "Turn it every two hours, can you do it?"

The stir-fry machine was finally turned over, but it was not cooking, so Yanyan replied in a machine voice: "Master, master, my function is [stove] [stir-frying]."

This is set and cannot be changed unless its chip is replaced.

Tang Yihe hates iron but not steel: "What use are you for?"

Cooking machine: ┭┮﹏┭┮

Small, small can't help it!

In the end, the side dish machine took the responsibility, because all food-related activities in the kitchen, except cooking, are within its scope of responsibility.

Tang Yihe touched the six sturdy robotic arms of the vegetable serving machine, and said with satisfaction: "You are still virtuous."

The side dish machine straightened its arms immediately, proudly showing off its "machine meat".

The years here are quiet and peaceful, and the second brother who just slipped out of the military headquarters on the other end is suffering unspeakably at this time. He thought it was just a few farts, but the tragedy is still to come.