[Comprehensive] Lying is to save the world

"I heard such sad news as soon as I came back, and I felt like I was sentenced to be out of the game." Just when Leon was choked by Arthur's serious promise, and he was so nervous that he didn't know what to answer. , Giotto said with a relaxed smile when he just entered the door.

Leon, who was already dumbfounded, became even more dumbfounded when he saw Giotto come back at some point... His eyes widened like a frightened rabbit, and he mumbled for a long time before he could say, "Just now What we said...you heard everything?"

"I haven't finished listening, but I probably understand it." Giotto touched Leon's head, and continued to smile under Arthur's unhappy eyes, "Leon, you don't need to have any psychological burden. You can like anyone." It's your own business, and you don't need to take responsibility for it. If you say that if you pay for your love, you must exchange it for the other party's love at an equal price, then such an indifferent emotional exchange like a transaction can't be called liking?"

"No...I still have to apologize." Leon took a deep breath, controlled himself and tried not to reply stiffly, "I have been unwilling to face up to what happened between us before, so it is very difficult for Mr. Giotto It's really unfair. You clearly expressed your feelings to me, but I have been evading reality and calling it an accident...I feel sorry for trampling Mr. Giotto's feelings like this, but also I don't know how to make up for it..."

Giotto scratched the tip of Leon's nose amusedly, but was poked by Arthur, who was closely watching whether the two had 'derailed actions', with murderous eyes.As a result, Giotto, whose skin is as thick as the abduction of the Great Wall, under the glare of the golden retriever knight, still made such an intimate gesture with a teasing style, "I don't need any compensation. I can hear Leon finally admitting to me." The mood is enough to make people happy."

Falling into self-loathing, Leon felt that he had been deceiving himself and others, but he still couldn't get out of the horns, and continued to say to himself: "But as expected, my actions are still too despicable...Even Mr. Giotto was worse before. I took the initiative, but I was not completely unresponsive... As a result, the responsibilities that were obviously shared by both parties were all pushed to Mr. Giotto by myself, there is nothing worse than this way of evading—"

"No, Leon, you're not escaping, you're just making a decision that conforms to your innermost desire." Giotto straightened Leon's drooping head, and stared at Leon with warm golden eyes. Filled with intoxicating tenderness, "Leon, you are right in saying that love is indeed important, but love will never be the whole of life."

"In Leon's opinion, the desire to go home, which has been working hard for a long time, is still more important than love. Similarly, in my opinion, the responsibility of being 'Giotto' and being Vongola is more important than love. Important, that's why I can't promise to accompany you until the end of time, like your knight."

"Leon doesn't need to feel guilty at all. You are not the only one who didn't put love first. I also said that I like Leon, but at the same time I put my own responsibility in a more important position, so ah, there is something like this There’s no reason to ask for anything in return for the feelings you’ve kept, isn’t it? There’s no one else who can put everything behind and pursue love in one go… except for that stupid knight over there.”

"I've said it from the beginning, liking Leon is my business, and Leon doesn't need to have any troubles about it, as long as he enjoys my liking until the last moment he leaves this world."

Arthur sneered expressionlessly: "Now it seems that your liking has no enjoyment other than making Master feel troubled."

"Oh, is that so?" Giotto gave Arthur a provocative smile, and then pulled Leon, who was meditating on philosophy, into his arms, and started NTR kissing in front of a certain green-haired knight .When Giotto let go of Leon, the white-haired little rabbit had already been kissed, his face was flushed and his eyes were blurred, and he couldn't tell who was who.

"Leon obviously enjoys it, so it's true, even when he's in bed..."

The sound of Arthur grinding his teeth was so loud that even other people could almost hear him. He glared at the golden-haired ghost who was obviously provoking him, and subconsciously pressed his hand on the hilt hanging from his waist, "Don't think that After you voluntarily give up, I won't pursue it with you anymore, and if I dare to touch Leon again, I can't help but draw a sword to teach you a lesson."

"If you can really do it..." Giotto snorted without fear, and when he turned his head to look at Arthur, his gentle expression quickly hardened, "I'll give you the exact words, Even if I was the one who gave up voluntarily, seeing you flaunting your power under my nose is still very uncomfortable... It's really hard to calm down the anger without teaching you a lesson."

"Just because you are a ghost that doesn't even have a body? It's enough for an old man who has been dead for hundreds of years and still jumps out to cheat his corpse."

"Even someone who has to borrow magic power from Leon to turn into a combat weapon is qualified to say that? If there is no Leon, Mr. Knight, who is useless and useless, is probably not as good as an ordinary person."

"Mr. Phantom, whose eyes are almost burning red, is a mere mr. who can't be compared with ordinary people. He really has a real body that makes you jealous? It's a pity. It seems that the Master doesn't care much about you, unlike the previous Master. I will go out of my way to ask the Witch-sama so that I can reincarnate as a human being."

"Hmph, maybe the knight whose mind is full of love ditties only remembers trivial things. Don't forget why Leon is still here now? Let me remind you, the reason why Leon is still in this world now It's because of me and Pengelie, the idiot knight who came out of nowhere really doesn't even weigh a bit."

"Vengley? If Mr. Giotto didn't tell me, I almost forgot. If it weren't for the series of jokes made by your descendants with long heads, I wouldn't be able to happily end with the Master so quickly. Sure enough, I should Thanks to your pig teammates, how many times have you pulled my opponent's hind legs."

"Barbara..."

"Gurgling..."

Seeing the two golden retrievers start bickering naively like elementary school students, Leon was also forcibly dragged out of his self-pity and self-pitying second-year thinking... After watching the two golden retrievers almost turn from a quarrel to an 'after school' Don’t go, the alley is waiting for you.” After this kind of plot, Leon pretended to be a narrator and said with a wooden face——“The male one and the male two started a competition because of jealousy. After the killing, the two golden retrievers were together."

Arthur: ...

Giotto: ...

Leon covered his face and sighed, "Can you two be more childish? I don't know what the cause of the dispute is! It's the perfect result for one to give up and the other to die! Earning Dumbledore's woolen socks!"

"Master, don't interrupt, this is a serious issue related to the dignity of a man, and it is definitely not an issue that can be easily backed down! To block the glory of the knight, I must defeat him here!"

"That's right, now it's not only about my personal reputation, but also a slander and provocation against the Pengo Li family. If you back down here, don't say sorry for the identity of the first generation of the Peng Li family...even The dignity of being a man will also be damaged!"

Leon: ...Damn it, you have the dignity of a man, you really think that Xiaoshou is not a man!

His forehead was covered with black lines, and the corners of his mouth were twitching. Leon could no longer communicate with them in human language, so he could only draw out the "Heavenly Great Sacred Code" decisively to invite his most powerful foreign aid, Dela Noel. Come 'clean up' these two disobedient 'little fairies', revive Husband and let them understand who is the man who is in charge of the house! !

"God said that all turmoil and disputes will end under the glory of the Holy Father, and those who disrespect the Holy Father and disobey the commandments will be judged by God!"According to the alliance contract concluded with the Great Court of Heaven... Come out, first-class archbishop "Iron Maiden" Delanole A. Knox! 』

The light of heaven suddenly exploded in the small bedroom, and the vast white light directly drowned everyone's sight.After the dazzling holy light that drowned everything finally faded, thousands of golden lights hung down from Leon's body and merged with the holy light, forming a golden and white interlaced gate of heaven.

"... Leon stop playing! Are you really going to kill us_(:з"∠)_. ”← This is Giotto with a sad expression on his face.

"Master, when did you hook up with the celestial judge... Sure enough, if you miss a moment, you will hook up a bunch of weird creatures and come back..." ← This is because Leon summoned It sounds like a very powerful judge, so the golden-haired knight who is full of black air is full of resentment.

No matter how they protested, the summoning ceremony that had already started could not be stopped.

Delanol A. Knox, the "Maiden of Iron" who had a relationship with Giotto, walked out of the gate of heaven. Maybe this is not the first time we met. Delanol A. Knox Si did not continue to repeat his lengthy title, but directly nodded to Leon and said, "Your safety, Sir Leon. What is the content of this summoning contract?"

"Take care of those two noisy golden retrievers over there." Leon gritted his teeth and said, "Beat them until they can't even recognize who they are in the mirror!"

"...It's really a pity, please forgive me for not being able to fulfill Sir Leon's wish." Lori, the presiding judge with dull eyes like a machine, replied in a rigid tone, "According to the teachings of my god, the judge is not allowed to intervene." Disputes between partners, especially when they involve sexual violence, are absolutely not conducive to abuse."

After listening to the presiding judge of Sanwu Loli maintain such a concise and explosive content with a paralyzed expression, Leon was completely (⊙o⊙)... Obviously the whole sentence is a slot, but seeing Della After Noel's naturally rigid and serious expression, Leon suddenly couldn't complain about anything!

What a mate!What is sexual violence! !Fuck...

"Then, the contract mission is over, please allow me to take my leave here." Loli, the ruthless and ruthless presiding judge of marble sculpture, was not at all moved by Leon's disillusioned expression, and glanced at the two golden retrievers who were giggling beside him, There was a rare glint of light in Draenor's inorganic golden pupils, "Mr. Leon, after the mission is over, I would like to offer you a piece of advice in my personal capacity—"

"There is an ancient oriental proverb, which is called bedside fights. After a dispute with your partner, it is better to settle it with your partner in private than to make a big fuss and submit it to the Heavenly Court."

After half of his body stepped into the gate of heaven, Draenor suddenly seemed to remember something, turned around and said to Leon: "I almost forgot to tell Mr. Leon, all the judges will handle disputes in the lower realm. I will file a record in the Supreme Court in the form of a report. Regarding this incident, I will report it as 'the subject and his partner have a quarrel in bed, and they will appeal to the Supreme Court for a referee'. Regarding this, please be informed and forgive me."

Leon watched with a dazed expression as Draenor stepped into the gate of heaven and disappeared, only two characters were left in his mind: Fuck! !

Is this the rhythm of Black History going to be with him for the rest of his life in court records?Could he beat himself unconscious and forget this sad story!

And the presiding judge, the three-no loli, must have smiled when he turned around and said the last sentence!The cliff must have smiled and twitched the corner of his mouth!It is a lie to say that the expressionless face is as cold as steel and as ruthless as marble! ! !

"Master, my condolences are in order... By the way, next time, don't spread such a shameful private matter everywhere, it's really embarrassing." This is Arthur who suddenly felt better, and was patting the stunned Leon on the shoulder, with a fake look on his face said comfortingly.

Not to be outdone, Giotto patted Leon's other shoulder, and said with an ambiguous smile, "But what the judge said just now makes sense, there's no need for personal matters to evolve into a duel... Maybe we can try to resolve them on the bed Disputes? Fighting at the head of the bed and what?"

Arthur stared at him coldly, "Do you think I will lose to you?"

Not to be outdone, Giotto glared back, "Whoever wins and loses doesn't depend on lip service, let Leon judge."

"Hmph, are you still afraid that you will fail, just compare!"

"Little Leon~ Please come and be the referee."

Leon was frightened by their charade-like behavior, he swallowed his saliva and raised his hand tremblingly and asked, "Well... I said bed games or something, it must not be as bad as I thought, right? Surely not? I think you both have honest and honest expressions on your faces, it is absolutely impossible to talk about that kind of topic again, right!"

After Leon raised his hands to speak with a mournful face, two golden-haired heads moved in front of him in an instant, squinting their eyes in unison and said in unison: "It's not good to escape from reality... This is what you said just now , Little Leon/Master?"

Little Leon, who didn't know that the two golden retrievers had agreed to duel and suddenly went to the bed duel, struggled and refused to face the reality, and the inner cow called Delanoer's name with a full face... Where are you, my dear!Come and save me!

In the Maiden of Steel, the judiciary of the Seventh Jurisdiction of the Great Court of Heaven, the judge Cornelia greeted the chief when she passed by the vicinity of Delarno, "Ask, what is Lord Knox looking at now?"

Delanole stared at Leon's pitiful expression on the verge of crying in the crystal mirror, and continued to reply in a flat tone with a paralyzed face: "It's nothing, I'm just following up on the follow-up progress of a couple dispute case that I just finished."