A Dou can afford it

The maid outside the room: "Master Liu, it's time to eat."

A Dou in the room, serious and serious, marked in red: From the second half of this year, it is forbidden to raise chickens next to the farmhouses where ducks are raised, so as not to cause confusion and wrong hatching of eggs and duck eggs. A civil tragedy in which the chicken raising family went to the government to demand compensation.

Mrs. Gan outside the room: "Husband, it's time to eat."

A dou in the house, unswerving, filled with righteous indignation, red letter note: From now on, the repeated collection of population tax on widows' families will be stopped. When a widow marries a new husband, he is a member of the husband's family. The other children of the husband's family should be responsible for the expenses of the former husband's family.If a man marries two wives and dies, one doesn’t have to pay taxes. Why should a woman marry two husbands and pay taxes for the one who died?

Zhang Fei outside the room: "Brother! Eat!"

In the room is a dou, possessed by an impartial and strict detective, and the red letter notes: The military supply quota was exceeded in the first half of this year. Why is the food cost of the general level three times higher than the average level?Why did military prostitutes start to implement the private contract system?Why can soldiers who pour military chamber pots get rich by picking up wine bottles?It is imperative to strictly investigate military expenses!

Guan Yu outside the room: "Brother, you..." What did he want to say?

A Dou in the room, a little shy, commented in black: Regarding the proposal that the new Chief Inspector can only live in a former residence of Lord Tao Qian’s father-in-law with his family, the Chief Inspector thinks that the proposal of building a new Governor’s Mansion should be appropriated. Very good, it is convenient to exchange the feelings of the ministers, just make the meeting hall bigger, and there is no need to allocate funds, so fifty soldiers will be sent to help build it.

Squeak.

The door opened.

"My lord, let's eat first." The high pile of official documents in front of him was suddenly replaced by a bowl of steaming dumplings. A Dou curled his lips and popped out two words.

"Adou."

"My lord..."

"A Dou." Don't ask, don't eat.

"Okay, A Dou eats first." Zhao Yun helplessly supported A Dou's head that was about to be pressed down on the bamboo slips, and handed the spoon into his hand.

Therefore, the state of "commenting myself to rest for 10 minutes due to Master Zilong's call" was successfully hung on the top of A Dou's head.

I'm so tired, my eyes are sore, my shoulders are sore, and my small muscles twitch slightly.No wonder I was always the one who lost when I wrestled with Mr. Kong Ming. Sure enough, even civil servants need arm strength... When I stopped, I felt like my whole body was falling apart. Act like a baby.

Busy, for sure.In the past, Liu Bei was just a small county magistrate, how many things can happen in a county, eating, sleeping and exchanging feelings with the people every day, now he has become the governor of a state, but there are only a few generals under his command, except Mi Zhu and Temporary Chen Deng, who didn't dare to act rashly and was still on the sidelines, most of the officials in Xuzhou adopted an attitude of nothing to do with themselves, and the trivial matters must all fall on A Dou.In line with the brick-and-mortar spirit of smashing you to death, I continuously input information from Xuzhou to Adou.

Xuzhou, where the dogs are restless, the chickens are flying, the economy is shrinking, bullies are rampant, and thieves are everywhere, is displayed in front of A Dou.A Dou finally understands why the emperors like to read posts praising their virtues, extolling beauty, and being so sadistic, he almost has no love for Xuzhou anymore!

"Are you tired?" Zhao Yun glanced at A Dou's official document on the ground, picked it up and put it aside.The sow that gave birth to three litters every year only gave birth to one litter this year because she ate the rice from the neighbor’s house. The government food officer was asked to thoroughly check whether the rice from the neighbor’s house was mixed with any prohibited substances. Does this need to be reviewed by Ah Dou?

"It's still thick, and the nest is still Chengde pig. (It's okay, I can still hold it.)" Adou took a bite of the dumpling happily. The skin is thin and the filling is thick, which is the taste of mother.

In fact, A Dou really thinks he can stand it. Compared with watching the battles of the eight hundred miles every day when he inherited the Shu Han, he prefers to watch the short stories of these parents.At least, now that his important people are by his side, so many people will not die every day, cities will not fall, and people will not be massacred.

"Eat slowly." It was obvious that he was a little hungry, and he hadn't tasted the taste of mother for many years. From the moment A Dou took a tentative bite, the tolerance of his mouth began to increase geometrically.No, I choked when I spoke.

Zhao Yun helplessly poured a cup of tea for A Dou to go on, and began to agree in his heart that Mrs. Gan came to ask for help in the morning.What A Dou needs to improve is not only his aura, but also his basic daily life skills.Although the hero who is diligent in government and loving the people is indeed his ideal candidate for allegiance, how can this make people feel at ease?

so satisfying...

A Dou, who finally felt something stuffed in his stomach, squinted his eyes, feeling very good.The relaxing movement also allowed Zhao Yun to see the ink stains on his arms and chin as he wished.

The six characters of "I can't take care of myself" were intercepted from the clip of Mrs. Gan teaching Zhang Fei, and they were deeply imprinted in Zhao Yun's mind.

Sensing Zhao Yun's gaze, A Dou wiped on his chin again, successfully growing the ink stain that was originally only a small streak.

"Go to take a shower and change clothes." Zhao Yun sighed, took A Dou's hand, and saw the ink stains on his hand as expected.

"Let's go after another bowl of dumplings." A Dou rubbed his chin on Master Zilong's arm, and was satisfied to see that Crescent White's cuff was stained with a little black ink.

"I can't eat, hurry up to take a shower and change clothes, Lord Mi has arrived, waiting to go to the banquet with you."

Going to a banquet?

Adou's mind, which was immersed in confused thoughts all day, was knotted for a moment.Seeing A Dou's bewildered face, Zhao Yun stretched out his hand and took away the fidgeting hand that was still trying to paint Bai Nennen's face into a big bun, and while pulling him up to go out, he explained: "Have you forgotten? 38 consecutive games Dinner. It was Mrs. Gan who was worried that you would be too hungry, so she brought some first." The implication is that if you can't eat at the dinner, it will be shameful.

So A Dou was dragged to the bathroom by Zhao Yun in a daze, and the maids took it in a daze, his coat was stripped off in a daze, a daze... wait!

Master Zilong, I don't want them to wash TT for me.

As a tender little bun, A Dou has only been bathed by six people since he was a child, and only one person has peeked at his whole body. The bathers are naturally his father and mother, Mi Erniang, grandson Sanniang, Master Zilong and Mr. Kong Ming, The one peeping must have been Jiang Wei who always came to see him and his cousin Guan and cousin Zhang grabbing the bathtub when he was a child.And that's all from when I was a child (oh? The morals are gone...) Even if he changed his father's body, he still had to defend his dignity!

So A Dou smiled politely and gently invited out those pure and kind maids who were only fifteen or sixteen years old and were not afraid of needle eyes. Sorry, he also liked to take a bath alone when he was the emperor. What, you said it was impossible ?Didn't that guy Cao Pi throw his queen out when he was taking a shower? !

To be a famous person, to defend one's integrity starts with taking a bath, you will never understand this kind of thing!

So A Dou happily took off his clothes and soaked in hot water. He felt that the fatigue of the day was relieved at this time, and he sighed comfortably, feeling a little drowsy.

He hasn't taken a bath for a long time...

So when Zhao Yun found out that it was almost time, A Dou still didn’t come out to ask the maid, and no one dared to go in to offend the new adult, so he had to push the door and go in after knocking on the door without any response (trust me, Zilong really has nothing else. This is what I saw when I was thinking.

Gouxue bridge section [-]: The smooth black hair of the person in front of me hangs down like a waterfall, extending into the water, covering most of the body, only the shoulders as white as suet jade are exposed, and the snow-white skin on the back is showing a little Light pink, looming in the black hair.The slender and well-proportioned body nestled quietly against the edge of the wooden barrel, a piece of tranquility.

Dog Blood Bridge Section [-]: Walking into the screen, you can see A Dou lying tenderly in the wooden barrel, his face is slightly red from the moisture, and his pale pink lips are pouting mischievously, as if he is doing a good dream.An arm like a white lotus root hangs feebly on the edge of the wooden barrel, exuding the aroma of steamed sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

"My lord, wake up." It's not that Zhao Yun doesn't understand the lord's hard work, and he doesn't want to deliberately destroy the beauty of this moment. It's just that they first arrived in Xuzhou, and it's not good to leave the country. Everything should be careful. Since he has recognized Liu Bei as the master, he should Be responsible for the great cause of the lord, and not cause irreparable mistakes because of a momentary soft-heartedness.

"My lord, my lord!"

puff……

Zheng Xiang, who was sleeping with A Dou, suddenly dreamed that Mr. Kong Ming had a calm and kind (?) face and told him in a tone of hatred (?) that he should go out to visit the children of his old subordinates today.The first reaction was to hide, and I jumped to run outside, but I felt a pressure coming over me, and I couldn't breathe.

Whoa!

Seeing Ah Dou slipping into the water all of a sudden, Zhao Yun was taken aback. The picture of a beautiful woman who had been peaceful for a long time was completely torn apart.

A Dou, who was drowned and poor, instinctively grasped the life-saving straw at this moment, threw his whole body on Zhao Yun, and then clung to Zhao Yun's crisp crescent robe like an octopus—it was safe.

Both of them breathed a sigh of relief.I didn't care about the nondescript actions at this time.then……

Whoa!

A Dou, who wanted to adjust his posture because the center was unbalanced and Master Zilong’s hands were so itchy, kicked his legs vigorously for the last time, and successfully kicked over the wooden barrel that was lying diligently, and the water overflowed until Zhao Yun was shot. The soles of his shoes were all soaked, very good, the murderer who almost murdered Adou was killed on the spot.

"Zilong..." Pulling his shoulders with a sense of security, he refused to get off.Play the ostrich and admit your mistakes.

"Yeah." He hugged A Dou and lifted it up slightly. Zhao Yun didn't mind A Dou's behavior that made him drenched all over. He patted him on the back softly, then went to pick up a towel and wrap it around A Dou's body to help him slow down. Dry slowly.

His lord really needs to be watched all the time, and he can't even take a bath lightly in the future.

Unaware that Ah Dou, who had been stamped with the sign of 'can't take a bath alone' at this time, was put on the chair by Zhao Yun, his fluffy head reluctantly sticking out from the big towel.Looking at Zhao Yun with eyes full of admiration and gratitude.

Sure enough, Master Zilong is the best. From childhood to adulthood, whenever he is in danger, Master Zilong will rush to him. As long as Master Zilong is by his side, he will not be afraid of anything.

"Okay, my lord, it's almost time for the dinner party. Hurry up and change your clothes. I'll let the maid come in." Looking at A Dou, Zhao Yun couldn't help but bend the corners of his mouth, and wiped off the water droplets on the tip of A Dou's nose with a towel, said.

"A Dou." He took the towel and wiped it off, emphasizing it seriously.

"My lord..." Zhao Yun was helpless.Looking at Adou's suffocated mouth. "Okay, Ah Dou, I'll go out and ask the maid to come in, you need to change quickly, you know?"

"No maid, change it yourself." After getting a satisfactory answer, Adu quickly jumped out of the towel, wrapped it up in underwear skillfully, and then obediently sat on the stool and looked at Zhao Yun.

Master Zilong wipes his hair! (star eyes)

So you really can't take care of yourself?

Adouxiong Balu No.30 Page [-]: Every time I am in danger, Master Zilong will come to save me, so every time Mr. Kong Ming sighs that the fate of the stars will fall, I will think, one day I must design To appoint an official position, it needs to be able to be passed on at any time of danger, radiant and powerful, and its name is - Savior!

Master Zilong, do you think he is handsome enough?I can still change it! (Chase)