A Dou can afford it

Changan.

"What does this mean?" Lu Bu ignored this strange creature who twirled, tripped, etc. to the music, sat in his arms, and bounced up again after [-] seconds with his head down. He raised his eyebrows and looked at Wang Yun, who had been smiling and squinting since just now, looking at him with pride and reluctance and a little lewdly.

Resisting the urge to send people flying with a halberd, Lu Bu wondered in his heart whether the old man would give him the hundred catties of iron, so that he could take it away and throw the pile of scrap iron to Gao Shunde With clean ears and concentrated on practicing martial arts, this old man really doesn't have to worry about him not being able to lift, and he is so polite to leave him to eat and build strength.

"General Lu is a hero, and he has a BMW artifact to match. It's really amazing. Wang Yun has always wanted to have a drink with General Lu, but he never had a chance. Today, he finally invited General Lu, and he was afraid that the poor tea and light wine would neglect him." Honorable guest, it just so happens that my righteous daughter admires General Lu very much and wants to present a song to General Lu, but her dance is still eye-catching, I wonder if General Lu likes it?" Wang Yun rubbed his hands, showing two big white teeth , with Lu Bu's vision of 6.0, he can still see a chili seed, which is really radiant.

It turned out that the one who was dressed in colorful clothes just now could no longer see his face, jumped up and looked like he was flying around and swinging on a swing, but he had no lightness skills at all, so he hung a rope on the beam of the house because of his light weight COS Nine Heavens Xuannv, the young woman who is not only dressed strangely but also has a scent that makes him want to hold his breath and turn his head away, is she dancing...

Lu Bu silently picked up the wine glass and put it in front of him, concealing the slight twitching of the corners of his mouth. He can train people like this... So he really hates literati, no reason is needed. (So... Lu Bu, you just complained, complained, complained! Do you know who you are complaining about? Hey! Don’t think that you are great because you are Lu Bu! Everyone can punish you for your strange aesthetics, Dude Hurry up and take this guy back!)

"Diao Chan, don't you hurry up and add wine to General Lu?" Wang Yun is indeed the originator of the legendary self-high, look at this way of speaking, this pretentious smile like a lotus flower, his face is full of red, there is nothing wrong with his face.In Wang Yun's eyes, Lu Bu's handsome, unrestrained and suave drinking action clearly means, "Girl, come, come, come, I'll feed you a drink." '' invitation, immediately winked at Diao Chan and cast a glance, wishing that he could post Diao Chan's whole post instead.

"Yes, father-in-law." A very beautiful voice, like the ding ding dong dong of a clear spring.So the so-called No. [-] beauty in the world who is not yet famous today, Wang Yun Situ Gong's dear and cheap adopted daughter, and the very magical and strange creature Diaochan that Lu Bu said in his mouth, at this time, he had no choice but to curl his lips and wear a strange dress that Wang Yun forced into it. Dressed in a peacock, with his head lowered, adhering to the Olympic spirit of getting up from where he fell, he walked over, picked up the delicate and small flagon, and leaned on Lu Bu.

Lu Bu stiffened slightly, feeling the layers of clothes rub against his cloth armor... It was completely different from the feeling of holding a certain bun.

So Lu Bu used a little force, tensed his limbs, and bounced Diao Chan away with his inner strength.

He has seen a lot of women, but there are really not many top quality ones.

Diao Chan stabilized her body strongly and then stabilized her center of gravity with the help of the superfluous ornaments on her body. No wonder, she is no different from a tumbler with self-consciousness at the moment, but even though she is the maid of Wang Situ's mansion, even though she personally agreed She made this ridiculous plan, but she really couldn't help it.

Master Situ, didn’t you see the constipated and twitching expression on the face of this general named Lu Bu? Do you really think that everyone in this world has the same taste as that weird fat man Dong Zhuo?Does this kind of layer upon layer of feathers and satin add to her body, is she still a little bit attractive?Nima (cough) No, honey, do you know that I couldn't even twist my waist when I was dancing just now?And do you know what kind of spice this is? Dong Zhuo sent someone to get it from the Western Regions in order to cover up his body odor. At this time, you sprayed my whole body. What is the trouble? This General Lu can accept me to lean on myself I can't even accept it, okay? ...Is it really okay to entrust the little emperor to your discipline?Will the aesthetics of the world really not be subverted?

Diao Chan, you are really a good woman who cares about the country and the people.

Of course, at this moment, no matter how much roaring body Diao Chan had in her heart, she could only swallow it in her stomach.Yesterday, she already won the favor of Dong Zhuo by virtue of this gorgeous peacock costume. Before he could even see her face clearly, Dong Zhuo frantically shouted that the beauty had done everything to her happily through N layers of fabric. As a result, ...The result, of course, is that idiots didn't touch anything!

"... be careful, girl, don't fall down again." Frowning at the strange girl-like creature, who seemed to roll her eyes and look not in good health, Lu Bu gave a rare reminder.He asked himself that he was more polite to the opposite sex, otherwise, when this strange creature called... the first time it fell on him, Lu Bu had already slashed it with his palm, how could the body of a general be so close.

Of course, the kind reminder sounds like Chi Lulu's ridicule to Diao Chan now, mocking her for throwing herself into her arms, and despising her IQ and aesthetics by the way! (Is that the point?)

So without any hesitation, she leaped forward and put her overweight clothes and jewelry on Lu Bu's feet.

I grind! (See it as me rubbing, please face the wall consciously)

It would be best to crush the soles of your feet.Diao Chan said silently in her heart, and by the way used several layers of thick ancient high-heeled shoes to drill holes in Lu Bu's boots.

At this time, most of her body was leaning against Lu Bu, which also allowed Lu Bu to finally see the true appearance of this strange creature.

This is a real beauty.With springy brows and eyes, smooth skin, and delicate lips, even Lu Bu paused for a moment, because these eyes full of anger and stubbornness reminded him of a person.

"excuse me."

Originally in Wang Yun's arrangement, it should have happened yesterday, but it was ignored by Dong Zhuo. It should have happened today, and it should have happened successfully. Well, it's just that I suddenly feel that the other party is clearly looking at me, but in fact I have become a little transparent ==!

Is she so big today that such neglect is acceptable?

Absolutely, yes, no, can, can!

So Diao Chan stood up very calmly and shyly with her powerful waist, saluted with her bucket-shaped body that should have been very graceful, and bid farewell under the satisfied eyes of Wang Yun who Lu Bu was pursuing.

The plan finally successfully completed the first link.Wang Yun always looked at Lu Bu who was still in a daze with relief, feeling so terrified in his heart, he didn't care at all that Lu Bu's eyes looking at him had changed from defensive to sympathetic and apologetic.

Really, he misunderstood Wang Yun. The thing of turning a beauty into a beast can be done to his adopted daughter. It is definitely not for her to seduce him.But that old man Wang Yun is too cruel, just don't ask his daughter to come out, so in the future, will he let his daughter go out to meet people?

The above is the meaning of the interpretation in Lu Bu's eyes. Thanks to the guest editor, A Dou, for the translation.Not to mention successfully belittling General Lu Bu's literary accomplishment, it also made the audience have principled doubts about General Lu Bu's character.In fact, Lu Bu just felt a little interested. So she fell down and pressed the soles of her feet on purpose?He thought this kind of silly behavior was only done by some idiot who likes to put sugar in his Yangchun noodles.

"What does General Lu think of my little girl?" Sir Wang Situ asked with a smile on his lips.

"Very good." An admirable woman who endured humiliation.

"Hey, thank you General Lu for your kindness (is there any?)... It's just a pity. Grand Master Dong came to the mansion yesterday, my daughter... my daughter has already been favored by Grand Master Dong..." Wang Yun turned his back, feeling a little embarrassed Buzun shook his shoulders excitedly, and shed a few tears of nationally protected animals.

"Oh?" Dong Zhuo's gaze was very special, but this woman reminded him that Chang'an was a little tired, I wonder if that idiot has taken care of Xuzhou, or he can consider moving in advance?

"But the little girl actually admires you, General Lu..."

Well, he should go back earlier to prepare, and inform Gao Shun to order some troops to see if he wants to surprise that idiot, and take the emperor away together.

"But Grand Master Dong has already issued an order yesterday that he will be appointed as an official and choose a day to bring the little girl into the palace... It would be great if someone could save her..."

Lu Bu couldn't help but want to laugh when he thought of that idiot seeing his whole body standing upright.Well, just give him a gift.Dong Zhuo finally repaid the kindness he had given Chitu to him when he moved the capital this time, and no one can interfere with what Lu Bu wants to do afterwards.

"Lord Situ, Bu suddenly remembered that there was something else to do, so he left first."

"Okay, okay, go slowly, General Lu. Those iron kings will be entrusted to the steward of the general's mansion. General Lu, please rest assured." Lu Bu is indeed a vigorous and resolute person, so he is going to save people. Heroes are saddened by beauty, young man The man was so impatient that he hadn't finished speaking yet.

Sitting on the main seat, Wang Yun thought happily while holding a teacup.

A Douxiong Balu No.30 Page [-]: In this world, there really is a way of communication between chickens and ducks. Otherwise, why do there exist these two creatures that look similar except for their mouths and claws but cannot communicate in language? ?So today he cameo to help a certain pervert translate his eyes, just to enhance the friendship between species, understand!

Next, we invite the special guest Louice who answered the question correctly in the previous chapter to conduct a professional interview for Ah Dou.

Louice (Microphone): May I ask why there is no A Dou in the whole chapter today?

Audience: Mr. Zilong was pressed on the bed...

A Dou (exasperated): Bah!You go and try to see the official document on whether there is a relationship between the peasant uncle and the army flour cake for a day, and then come and discuss this issue with me!

Louice: Are those two things related?

A Dou: It is related to whether I can go back to sleep tonight!

All: Oh...So it was because I was afraid that I would not see Mr. Zilong in time, so I was angry.

Louice (closing statement): Tsundere is terrible.Hey, why is Master Fengxian here?

Lu Bu: Pick up Adou and raise your eyebrows.

Louice: Oh... my lord, please.