Bird Dude Nie Bufan

After playing in Yashe for a day, Nie Bufan still followed Fan Luo back to the mansion, with the emperor's guards accompanying him in the dark, Wei Di and others had no chance to snatch him away.

Nie Bufan sat in the carriage and waved cheerfully to the few people who watched him leave. Except Wei Di’s eyes were a little scary, the others all smiled back. As for the sadness behind the smile, only they know...

After staying in the National Teacher's Mansion for two days, relying on Fan Luo's connivance, Nie Bufan led his chickens to destroy the whole of the National Teacher's Mansion. The chickens have already regarded this place as another place besides the palace and the paddock base.In the grass, among the branches of the trees, on the corners of the walls, and on the eaves, new chicken coops can be found from time to time.The ornamental fish in the pond also had eight lifetimes of blood mold and were almost completely wiped out.

If it was before, Fan Luo would have been unbearable enough to pack him up and throw him back to the palace, but after that kiss, something seemed to have changed subtly, and there was nothing he could do to avoid it.

It wasn't until the third day that the emperor finally issued an order to ask for someone. He suspected that he hadn't issued an order, and that someone had no intention of returning to the palace at all.

During this period of time, besides dealing with state affairs, he also had to devote himself to arresting the murderer who poisoned him that day.Thanks to Fan Luo and the people from the Tai Hospital who found out the source of the poison in time, they followed the clues and finally found the man who secretly communicated with Concubine Li.The reason was that the emperor ordered to abort the child in Concubine Li's stomach. Although Concubine Li was not executed, she was imprisoned forever.This incident aroused the man's resentment, and he decided to fight to the death. Unfortunately, because of Nie Bufan's intrusion, he never had a second chance to strike, and finally came to a dead end.

Nie Bufan naturally didn't know the inside story, nor was he interested in knowing.The darkness in the world is endless, and it is better to be a smart and confused person than to live too clearly.

Fan Luo brought Nie Bufan into the palace when he was summoned, and the first thing the Emperor said was to ask: "You really don't want to leave, if I don't call you, you don't know if you will come back?"

Nie Bufan ignored his dissatisfaction, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, I heard that you captured the villain with great prowess."

Huang Huang gave a noncommittal "hmm".

"So, the misunderstanding that I was taken as a scapegoat at the beginning has been completely clarified?" Nie Bufan asked again.

The emperor stared at him: "What do you want to say?"

Nie Bufan smiled brightly: "Now that it's clarified, shouldn't it be time for Xiaobao to leave the palace?"

"Leaving the palace?" Huang Huang said seriously, "When did I say that I will let you leave the palace after the matter is settled? I have already decided to formally appoint you as my servant."

Nie Bufan hesitated for a while, and said as if he was very embarrassed: "Your Majesty, Xiaobao wants to explain something."

"In fact, Xiaobao is just an illiterate little white man. The high-end position of serving a book is really not suitable for me. Even if it is a bit 'superfluous' for a eunuch, so I hope the emperor can make the best use of it. Chickens that should raise chickens , Those who should let the air go, each perform their own duties, and the world can be in harmony."

The corner of Huang Huang's mouth twitched, and he was silent for a while before he said: "Don't worry, I will definitely 'make the best use of everyone', and you will naturally have your place in the palace. If you like chickens, you can raise chickens, and you can go out if you want to let the wind go. , I won't hold you too close."

Nie Bufan was full of melancholy, looked at Fan Luo, then at Huang Huang, and suddenly showed a look of resignation, and said: "Your Majesty, I have one more thing to explain."

"Say." Why are there so many things to explain?It's not easy to be a servant for you!

Nie Bufan took a deep breath, clutched his chest and said, "Xiaobao has his own heart, and plans to let go of everything and stay with him forever."

Huang Huang's eyes sharpened, but Fan Luo felt inexplicably not well.

Sure enough, Nie Bufan turned his head to stare at him, and said affectionately: "I love each other with the national teacher, and our hearts are clear. As soon as we leave the palace, we will settle down for life. Your Majesty, I love you so much. Please make it happen."

Huang Huang narrowed his eyes, not believing his nonsense in his heart.He grew up with Fan Luo and knew Fan Luo's personality very well.How can a cold and ascetic person be easily emotional?At the beginning, he sent him the picture of a man in acacia, which was also a lot of teasing, and he didn't really think that he would fall in love with a man.With Fan Luo's self-reliant character, he would never take that step.

Fan Luo squinted at Nie Bufan, this guy said that he would make him take the blame, but he really did what he said, and let him take the blame.

"National Teacher, what do you say?" Huang Huang asked casually.

Unexpectedly, Fan Luo gave him an unexpected answer: "As Xiaobao said, I am indeed in love with him. If the emperor can fulfill my wish, I am willing to resign as a national teacher immediately and hide in the countryside from then on." wild."

Huang Huang looked at him in disbelief, while Nie Bufan gave him a "very good" look.

The room fell into silence, Huang Huang looked at the two quietly, seeing them looking at each other, it seemed that there was indeed adultery.

He snorted: "How are you going to convince me of your relationship? Just with a few empty words?"

In fact, with his status, he doesn't need to be too scruples at all, no one can take away what he wants.But Fan Luo is his confidant and friend, and also the person he trusts the most.If he is looking for someone else, even if it is a concubine in the harem, he can be a favor and give someone to him.

Only Xiaobao, he couldn't bear it.He wants to see if the two are fake or real.

"Then what should be done according to the emperor's opinion?" Fan Luo asked.

"I will give you a chance to have a good time in the palace." Huang Huang said with a bit of malicious intentions.

The national teacher was surprised: "What?"

Huang Huang added: "In front of my face."

Nie Bufan immediately said: "Your Majesty, how could someone as shy as the National Teacher do it in front of you?"

That's not the point, is it?Fan Luo looked at him confusedly.

"Oh?" Huang Huang said indifferently, "You mean, you can do it without being in front of me?"

"Why not?" Nie Bufan responded frankly.

Fan Luo had the urge to cover his face, wishing to pry open this guy's head to see if it contained some kind of substance that humans could not understand.

"Okay." The emperor held back his breath, and said loudly, "Come on, let's drive Guangyan Hall."

A group of people came to Guangyan Hall in a strange atmosphere.

Huang Huang raised his jaw towards the big bed in the hall, and said, "How is it here?"

Fan Luo was expressionless, but Nie Bufan looked around with great interest, then nodded and said, "Not bad."

"Then it's up to you guys." The emperor said sadly, "Don't let me down."

After finishing speaking, he flicked his sleeves and left.

Nie Bufan threw himself on the bed and rolled around a few times, turned his head to look at the national teacher who was like a wooden figure, patted the bed and said, "Come here."

Fan Luo walked over mechanically and sat upright.

Nie Bufan approached him and asked in a low voice, "Which corner do you think the emperor will hide in to peek?"

This is really a test of IQ.

Fan Luo sighed, looked at him and asked, "Why did you agree to the emperor's proposal?"

"Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, and it can be resolved early to avoid future troubles."

He feels that this will cause more trouble.Fan Luo stared at the sky speechlessly.

At this time, the sound of clothes rubbing suddenly came from behind him, and Fan Luo looked back, and found that Nie Bufan was already undressing.

"You..." You won't really do it, will you?

"The play has to be complete, and the emperor can't see the joke." Nie Bufan said while taking off, "Don't just sit around stupidly, move quickly."

Fan Luo hesitantly stretched out his hand to his belt, his heart was beating irregularly.

Suddenly, Nie Bufan leaned against him and whispered in his ear, "I'll help you."

Overwhelming him, Nie Bufan, who was only in his unlined clothes, stretched out his unruly hands and began to destroy the flowers inhumanely.

Fan Luo's official uniform was quickly ripped apart by him, revealing a large area of ​​skin, long hair loose, charming eyes and lips, as beautiful as a delicate rose.

However, Village Chief Nie's aesthetics have always been bizarre. In his eyes, no matter how beautiful a person is, he is no different from a beast. Adhering to the idea that coloring is empty, he said very sincerely: "Master, I'm going to talk, hold on."

Is this treating him like a feast of human flesh?Fan Luo was tangled in his heart, but his body did not reject his touch.

Nie Bufan bent down and approached slowly, his long hair drooping like a feather.Fan Luo's eyes were watery and his expression was focused.

Suddenly, he lifted the quilt and covered the two of them.

Nie Bufan only felt his eyes go dark, and then he was hugged hard, and then his lips pressed together, and his tongue danced.

In the quilt, the air is thin, the breathing of the two is hot, the skin is rubbing, the heartbeat seems to be amplified, but the world has become small.

At this moment, there was a sound of heavy footsteps, from far to near, Fan Luo understood in his heart, and reluctantly let go of Nie Bufan's lips.

Immediately, the quilt was lifted violently, and Huang Huang's gloomy and dark face appeared in front of the two of them.

Nie Bufan's red lips were slightly swollen, his eyes were blurred, and he looked like he was asking you to pick them.

Huang Huang was so angry that he picked up Nie Bufan and rushed out of Guangyan Hall without even looking at Fan Luo.

Fan Luo looked at their backs motionlessly, with melancholy and deep eyes.

Huang Huang threw Nie Bufan on the dragon bed and said angrily: "You really dare to do it!"

Nie Bufan tugged at the quilt and muttered, "Have you not done it yet?"

"What did you say?" Huang Huang suppressed him, and said with a sinister smile, "Wei Xiaobao, please let me remember that from now on you can only be one of my people, and you are not allowed to have any more flirtations."

"Why do I play three and four?" Nie Bufan said firmly, "I like the national teacher, why don't you show mercy and give me a chance to stick to it?"

The emperor gritted his teeth: "Is there anything I can't compare to the national teacher? What do you like about him?"

"He is as beautiful as a flower." Nie Bufan replied quickly and clearly.

"..." Huang Huang had nothing to say, in terms of appearance alone, he was indeed inferior.Everyone has a love of beauty, and the reason is very strong.

"There are so many handsome people in the world, don't you see one and love the other?" The emperor didn't believe that this alone could win this guy's heart, so he asked again, "Besides appearance, what else do you like?" He what?"

"Keep yourselves clean." Nie Bufan replied.

"..." Another instant kill.When it comes to the most unclean race in the world, the emperor definitely ranks first, and the 72 concubines of the Sangong Sixth Courtyard, as long as they have enough physical strength, no one cares about how many women they marry overnight.It can be said to enjoy the blessings of all people, and have built countless good cabbages.

Huang Huang still didn't give up, he had to find a reason enough to defeat him completely.

He asked again: "Apart from his beauty and cleanliness, what else do you like about him?"

"Willingly let me pressure."

"..." Well, if you are serious with him, you will lose.Huang Huang was beaten to pieces.

Nie Bufan looked at him without blinking, as if waiting for him to continue asking.Apparently, someone has a pile of compliments ready, ready to hit him at any moment.

Huang Huang finally stopped asking for guilt and decided to turn his grief and anger into strength and kill him!

Lifting off his robe, he directly raised his saber and went into battle, without giving Nie Bufan a chance to resist, he pierced it to the bottom.

Huang Huang said hoarsely: "Xiaobao, stay by my side, I will always love you."

"No, don't..." Nie Bufan struggled.

"If you don't want it, you can't do it." Huang Huang's movements increased, and he said forcefully, "No one in the world dares to disobey my order."

Nie Bufan bit one of Huang Huang's nipples.

"Ah, damn it." Huang Huang screamed in pain, pinched his jaw, and blocked his lips hard.The other hand raised his leg high and hit it hard, completely possessing him.

"Um... ah..."

In the huge dormitory, there were intermittent groans, and the curtains were flicked lightly, unable to hide the spring scenery in the room...