Bird Dude Nie Bufan

After the meal, Wang Shichan took Fan Luo to play chess, leaving Wei Li and Nie Bufan staring.

Nie Bufan looked at them seriously for a while and asked, "Do you have anything to say?"

Li Yi and Wei Di looked at each other and remained silent.

One of them wants to bring Nie Bufan back to Jiwo Village, and the other wants to take him as his own. Although the forms of expression are similar, their ultimate goals are completely different, and there is basically no common language.This time, he finally waited until Nie Bufan ran out of the palace by himself, thinking that there was an opportunity to take advantage of it, but he did not expect that there were many obstacles.In such a situation, what should be said, and what can be said?

Li Yi is very wary of Wei Di, so why not Wei Di?

"It's rare for me to come out, but it's not to practice your eyesight with you." Nie Bufan stood up and walked out.

Wei and Li asked at the same time, "Where are you going?"

"Go around." As soon as the voice fell, the person had disappeared at the door.

The two quickly followed.

Nie Bufan walked along the corridor, admiring the surrounding scenery with great interest.

When passing by a wooden pavilion, a servant boy in white bowed to greet him: "Master, do you need a massage?"

Massage?Nie Bufan's eyes lit up, and he followed the servant boy into the attic.The interior of the attic is simple and divided into several compartments, each of which contains a wooden bed, a few desks, a screen, an incense burner, and several sets of grooming utensils.

Behind the attic is the hot spring, surrounded by mist and gurgling, like a fairyland.

"My lord, my maidservant will help you undress." A beautiful maid greeted her with a graceful appearance.

Nie Bufan opened his hands, waiting for the maid to serve him, but a figure stepped forward to block him, and dismissed the maid in a cold voice.

"Uncle leader, why did you drive him away?" Nie Bufan tapped his arm, then squeezed his waist, and said, "I'm sore all over, just in need of a massage."

Wei Di stared at him and said, "I have also learned the art of massage, I can do it for you."

"No, no, no." Nie Bufan quickly refused, "You are too strong, and my fragile bones can't stand the toss. It's better to find those beautiful sisters to serve you safely."

"I'd like to see who dares to touch you?" Wei Di's tone was sombre, his aura was wide open, and the maid outside the curtain trembled in fright.

Nie Bufan gave him a contemptuous glance, "You know how to bully the little with the big, dare to be kind?"

Wei Di glared at him.

Nie Bufan turned around and grabbed Li Yi who hadn't said a word, and said, "Don't pay attention to him, let's go for a massage together."

Li Yi, on the other hand, stood still and didn't move. It took a while for him to say: "I don't want those women to touch you either."

With this guy's pissing nature, if his basic nature is shaken by the comfort and tenderness of a woman, and men and women are not taboo from then on, what kind of disaster will it be?He doesn't have any morals at all. It's not impossible for this kind of thing to happen, so all possibilities must be strangled in the soil, and even the buds cannot sprout!

Wei Di looked at Li Yi suspiciously, feeling that his attitude towards Nie Bufan was very unusual.He knew that Nie Bufan had something to do with that kid from the Zhang family, and now he even had a relationship with the emperor.Not only him, Wang Shichan's performance also has problems.Could it be that there are far more than one or two people coveting this guy?

Wei Di was a little gloomy.

Nie Bufan was very dissatisfied when he heard that Li Yi also objected. He rolled onto the bed, kicked off his shoes, and said, "If you don't push, don't get in the way here. I'll get angry."

Wei Li looked at each other, and tacitly blocked the door one behind the other, like two door gods.

With the two of them around, no one would dare to come in to find bad luck.

Nie Bufan was furious, jumped off the bed and began to undress.

"What are you doing?" Wei and Li asked in horror.

"Streaking!"

The two of them flashed and quickly restrained him.

Nie Bufan was sandwiched between the two great gods, and said without flinching: "Catch me if you can. As long as you give me a little space, I will run naked."

"Is running naked fun?" Wei Di gritted his teeth.

Li Yi also said: "Don't mess around, show your breasts to others, and you will be the one who suffers."

"Don't worry, I will keep my underwear." Nie Bufan said seriously.

The only thing left of your integrity is the pair of underpants!Wei and Li slandered angrily.

"Follow me!" Wei Di couldn't bear it any longer, and exerted force on his hands, "Go to Dongcheng's residence. If the emperor doesn't come to ask for someone, you can just wait for me honestly."

Li Yi stared at Wei Di, and said coldly: "Leader Wei, it's not a gentleman's doing to make things difficult for others. It's up to him to decide whether to stay or not."

"Who are you?" Wei Di sneered, "What qualifications do you have to speak for him?"

Li Yi hooked Nie Bufan's waist, pulled him into his arms, and said coldly, "Who do you think I am?"

Wei Di's eyes were burning with anger, he summoned his inner strength, and forced Nie Bufan to his side, angrily said: "No matter who you were before or what relationship you had with him, it's best not to get close to him again in the future." he."

"It's ridiculous, do I still need your approval for what I want to do?" Not to be outdone, Li Yi looked straight at him coldly, "Don't think that I'm afraid of you because you are the supreme martial artist."

The eyes of the two were fighting in the air, and the internal force was running on its own, with Nie Bufan as the conductor, dancing wildly like wild bees.

As a result, Nie Bufan suffered a tragedy.The body is numb, itchy and painful, and the blood is boiling, like an inflatable doll being ravaged, all kinds of mess.

He yelled tragically: "You are enough! I am about to be killed by you!"

Only then did they realize that something was wrong, and quickly withdrew their strength.

Nie Bufan's legs and feet were weak, and he could only stand firmly with the support of two people.

He said angrily: "Is it amazing to have martial arts? Is it proud to have internal strength? If I also have martial arts and internal strength, I must beat you into a ball of paste, knead them into a dough cake, and twist them into a twist!"

Wei and Li sweated together, one patted the back and the other touched the head to show comfort.

"Hmph!" Nie Bufan pulled their hands away like plucking chicken feathers, and said proudly, "It's too late to show favor now, I'm very angry, and I plan to continue to be angry, you don't want to approach me for a few days , otherwise don’t blame me for letting go of the chicken!”

As soon as the words were finished, a rooster crowed out of the window very cooperatively.

"Uh, we were too impulsive just now." Li Yi whispered.

Wei Di moved his lips, but did not speak, but there was a hint of apology in his eyes.

"Of course you are impulsive, you are impulsive all over!" Nie Bufan continued to rage, "Aren't you just a Nie Bufan? Take it if you want to use it, what is there to argue about? It is thankless. After using it, you have to maintain it. It has to be repaired, it needs to be healed if it is damaged, it needs to be appeased when it loses control, and more importantly, it has to be spit out for me after eating it! Don’t you find it troublesome with such ink stains?”

The two were speechless, what kind of strange existence do you think you are?

"Listen to my advice, open your mind and live in harmony. The future is beautiful and the road is bright." Nie Bufan patted them on the shoulder with a sacred expression.

"..." Why does it feel like being educated?Is this world too harmonious?

"Okay, that's all for now, let's go." Nie Bufan pointed out the door, his eyes far away.

The two subconsciously prepared to turn around, and then heard Nie Bufan say: "I'm going to have a massage."

"..." So you've been thinking about this all along!Those miraculous remarks just now were actually paving the way for massage!

They finally understand that Nie Bufan can do anything and everything when he is persistent. With just one mouth, he can turn magic into decay, and reverse everyone's worldview.

Therefore, Wei Di and Li Yi compromised, and reluctantly let two maids come in to massage Nie Bufan.

Seeing someone with a half-naked upper body, showing an expression of enjoyment under the caress of the maid Qianqian's jade hand, they felt a sense of constipation-like suffocation.

The poor maid was trembling under the eyes of four menacing gods, exhausted physically and mentally.This was probably the most painful and difficult massage experience for them.

But after a while, Nie Bufan fell asleep peacefully enjoying himself, with a contented smile on his face, not paying any attention to the two living creatures with excessive presence behind him.

Wei Di dismissed the maid with a wave of his hand, pulled Nie Bufan's clothes, covered him with a blanket, and said to Li Yi, "Come out, I have something to ask you."

He threw off his sleeves and walked out of the attic first.

Li Yi looked at Nie Bufan and followed him out.

Not long after the two left, Wang Shichan walked in lightly, and Fan Luo was right behind him.

Sitting by the bed, Wang Shichan patted Nie Bufan's head, his gaze was like water, and then leaned over to press a kiss on his lips, without any scruples about Fan Luo's existence.

Fan Luo looked at him in shock, and there was a huge wave in his heart.

Wang Shichan, who has always been pure and ascetic, is also in love?The object is still a man, why can he express this kind of love so naturally?

No matter how insensitive Fan Luo was to feelings, he could still sense the ambiguity between them.He slowly set his eyes on Nie Bufan's face, his brows were peaceful, his smile was piercing, like a child... No wonder, no wonder they couldn't help but want to get closer and possess.

The mundane world is disturbing, who can be as free and easy as him?Who can be as pure as him?

Fan Luo walked over slowly, sat on the other side of the bed, and stared quietly.

"Don't you have anything to ask?" Wang Shichan asked suddenly.

"No." Fan Luo lowered his eyes and his voice was calm.

Wang Shichan looked at him with some clarity in his eyes.

At this time, Nie Bufan's eyelashes moved, and he slowly opened his eyes. When he saw Wang Shichan, a smile appeared on his face, he put his arms around his neck, and generously gave him a loud kiss.Then she turned around, didn't look carefully at who was on the other side, hugged him and kissed again.

Fan Luo froze, staring at Nie Bufan's lips, dazed.

Wang Shichan sighed softly, hugged Nie Bufan, and patted his forehead.

Nie Bufan rubbed against his arms, and said dissatisfiedly: "Why did you shoot me? My forehead is very precious, at least I will charge 10 Wen for a shoot."

Wang Shichan smiled and said, "Then I'll take a few more shots to make up enough 10 taels for you to use as private money."

Nie Bufan quickly covered his forehead: "Thanks, I have plenty of money, so I don't need to sacrifice my forehead."

Wang Shichan smiled and looked at Fan Luo.

Nie Bufan also followed his gaze, and saw Fan Luo looking at him with deep and complicated eyes.

This look is almost dripping with oil, so greasy.Was it stimulated by something?

Nie Bufan completely forgot about the kiss he just had...