Bird Dude Nie Bufan

"In August and autumn, the high wind howls and blows the triple thatch on my house... The cloth quilt has been as cold as iron for many years, and the child is lying on the ground and cracked. There is nothing to do in the room beside the bed, and the rain is like hemp. . . . "

Li Yi woke up early in the morning and heard Nie Bufan chanting poems loudly outside the house. He was a little frightened last night. He didn't sleep well all night. This guy is in good spirits.

"Since the chaos and lack of sleep, how can you get wet in the long night! There are tens of thousands of mansions, which shelter the world's poor and happy, and are as safe as mountains without wind and rain!"

Um?Unexpectedly, this person has a bit of literary talent, and this poem is quite meaningful.

"Woohoo!" Nie Bufan stood at the door of his house and said emotionally, "Whenever I see this house in front of my eyes, my hut will be enough to freeze to death by myself!"

Li Yi followed his gaze and saw that half of the roof of the room where Nie Bufan lived was knocked off. No wonder he came to sleep with him last night.

"Sigh, Brother Du Fu's "The Thatched House Is Broken by the Autumn Wind" is so realistic that I can't resist it." Nie Bufan rubbed his nose and called, "Chicken servant, chicken servant."

"Here, what's the matter?" Tu Beng ran over.

"Go to the city to find some craftsmen. The houses in our village are going to be repaired. By the way, add a few fireplaces. It's best to get them done before winter comes."

Although Tu Beng didn't know what a fireplace was, he was also very happy to be able to repair the house, so he packed it up and went.

Nie Bufan walked into the room, took out his piggy bank, and counted the coins one by one.

Li Yi also came in. Seeing that his two jars of coins were only a dozen taels at most, he couldn't help but ask, "Is this all you have?"

Nie Bufan didn't even look at him, and said calmly: "We are poor, do poor people know?"

"Is there enough money to repair the house later?"

"Rich people like you don't understand how cheap labor costs are for poor people."

Li Yi twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "I still have some money." He fumbled in his bosom a few times and took out a few bank notes.

Nie Bufan was not polite either, he stretched out his hand to take it, unfolded it, and said with a smile: "One piece of denomination is one hundred taels, not bad."

Li Yi was about to give him a contemptuous look, when he heard him say, "It's just, this blood-stained one, who dares to exchange silver taels for me?"

Spreading the banknotes in front of Li Yi, the three banknotes were all baptized with blood, which looked very glaring.

Nie Bufan said angrily: "Take this thing out, people may think that I have murdered and stolen goods, so you should keep it yourself."

Li Yi didn't move, his face was heavy.

"Really, knowing that you have a bank note on you, why don't you vomit less blood."

Who is to blame?Li Yi roared in his heart.

"By the way," Nie Bufan said again, "Where did you hide the banknote? I checked it when I bandaged you."

"..."

"Could it be in the underwear?" Nie Bufan muttered to himself while counting the money, "No, if it was in the underwear, the blood wouldn't be stained, and Li Si is not a woman..."

Li Yi's face collapsed, he couldn't hold back his brain congestion, and flung his sleeves angrily away.If he stayed any longer, he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't commit violent murders.

In the afternoon, Tubeng returned to the village with a dozen craftsmen.

These people were quick and quick, and started to work after some investigation.

Nie Bufan not only wants to repair the house, but also plans to install a simple fireplace in each room, and convert the utility room behind his house into a bathroom by the way.

This can be regarded as a big project, at least it will take two or three months, labor costs plus material costs, it is likely to use up his savings.However, Nie Bufan is a model of looking forward and not looking forward, and looking forward to the future but not looking ahead.If you have money, spend it, if you don't have money... let's talk about it if you don't have money.

Taking advantage of the renovation of the village, Nie Bufan took a group of restless chickens to the next mountain for outings from time to time, and Li Yi was also brought with him by the way.

Li Yi looked at the mighty flock of chickens around him, and couldn't understand Nie Bufan's thinking mode at all, and he couldn't understand the behavior mode of this flock of chickens at all.

"The scenery is so beautiful!" Nie Bufan stood on the top of the mountain and looked into the distance.

A chicken spread its wings and flew over, drawing a graceful arc in the air, and pounced downward with an extremely tragic posture.

Li Yi stretched out a finger, hesitated to speak, and finally remained silent.

Nie Bufan found a relatively flat place, spread out a cloth blanket, and placed fruits and pastries.

"Brother Li, your injury should be almost healed, why don't you go hunt some wild game and come back?"

Li Yi said: "There are so many chickens, can't we just grab them and roast them all the time?"

Before Nie Bufan said anything, the chickens that were wandering leisurely all of a sudden looked at Li Yi together, their eyes were full of murderous intent, and some of them stood up their feathers.

"Okay, let's have a change today." Li Yi wisely turned the subject.

The chickens immediately went about their business as if nothing had happened, and never glanced at him again.

Nie Bufan was not surprised, and calmly watched Li Yi disappear into the forest with a few vertical leaps.

This mountain stands next to Xishan, but it is much larger than Xishan. Many chickens in Jiwo Village come from here.

Nie Bufan lit the bonfire, set up the grill, and saw Li Yi walking back with two rabbits.

Although it is late autumn and the leaves are falling, there is not much depression in the mountains.It is really an ultimate enjoyment to enjoy the scenery and taste the game surrounded by mountains.

Li Yi has never been so casual before, he doesn't need to maintain his manners, there is no hypocritical entertainment, he can do whatever he wants, the only pity is that there is no wine.

The roasted rabbit meat was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, emitting bursts of fragrance. Both Nie Bufan and Li Yi twitched their index fingers.In Jiwo Village, you can only eat chicken, but this time it is different.

After killing a rabbit a few times, both of them still have something to say.

"Bring some wild vegetables and mushrooms back later." Nie Bufan wiped his hands and said slowly, "We'll come back tomorrow."

"Okay." Li Yi nodded in agreement.

At this moment, there were a few hurried cock crows in the distance.Nie Bufan and Li Yi looked at each other and ran towards the place where the voice came from.

Pushing aside the dense branches, a huge black shadow came into view.

"It's a black bear." Nie Bufan whispered.

Li Yi looked solemn, watching the black bear wandering somewhere.

"Strange, black bears usually don't appear during the day, who provoked it?" Nie Bufan looked around, and all the chickens around him moved aside, pretending to be innocent.

"It's okay, the black bear already has food, and it should leave soon." Li Yi pointed to a chicken with its legs upturned and motionless near the black bear, and said.

Nie Bufan squinted his eyes and suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Li Yi asked strangely.

"That chicken isn't dead, it's just playing dead." Nie Bufan is very familiar with that chicken. It has light yellow feathers covered with brown spots. It used to be a type of hog-nosed snake. Toxic, but the toxicity is mild, and it can also stun some small animals such as frogs.

"Play dead?" Li Yi looked skeptical, and then he immediately saw a strange scene. The black bear turned the chicken with its belly upside down, but the chicken turned it back again, with its belly upside down again, to show that it was true. died.

Li Yi froze.

The black bear fiddled with the guy on the ground, seeming to find it very amusing.Nie Bufan reckoned that this big guy should already be full, otherwise he wouldn't be so boring.

"What should we do now?" Li Yi asked, "It's hard to control the black bear's madness. Let's retreat before it gets its attention?"

"That can't be done, Piggy is still playing dead."

Pig...

"You want to save that chicken?"

Nie Bufan nodded.

"Then... shall I lure the black bear away?" Although Li Yi didn't think a chicken was worth saving, he didn't want to waste it here any longer.

"No need." Nie Bufan looked left and right, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he ordered to a slick yellow chicken not far away: "Little Huang, go, show off your brotherhood and rescue Zhuzhu."

Unclearly unwilling, Xiao Huang approached the black bear step by step under the cover of leaves.

Li Yi said in disbelief, "You don't want to trade a chicken for a chicken, do you?"

Nie Bufan waved his hand: "Just look at it."

But how long, I don't know what Xiao Huang did, I saw the black bear suddenly covering his nose, jumping up like a goat, the big bear paw slapped the tree trunk fiercely, then slammed into the woods, and disappeared soon no trace.

"What's going on?" Li Yi was full of doubts.

"The Buddha said: Don't say it." Nie Bufan laughed.

Playing dead, the pig twisted a few times and came back to life.

Xiao Huang also wandered back like an uncle.

Nie Bufan nodded secretly, yes, the weasel's ability is still there.

The episode ended, and Nie Bufan and others set off on their way home. The chicken flock was huge, leaving behind countless food residues along the way.

Soon after, a group of new chicken brothers and chicken brothers came to Jiwo Village. Following these scents, many beasts were deceived and turned into chickens.

The so-called man makes money and dies, birds die for food, this is the most reasonable ah the most reasonable.

Two months later, Jiwo Village has taken on a new look. Not only have the houses been refurbished, but a simple fireplace has also been installed. The utility room has been transformed into a bathhouse, where you can enjoy bathing at any time.The chicken coop was also re-laid with a thick layer of straw.

In addition, Nie Bufan also asked people to install a section of fence around the village to clearly delineate the scope of the village. He also added a plaque of "Chicken Nest Village" at the entrance, and engraved "non Chickens and livestock are not allowed to enter, if you want to enter, you will bear the consequences" warning.

After the renovation of the village was completed, Zhang Junshi specially presented generous congratulatory gifts, including four sets of washing utensils, cup utensils, tableware, and tea utensils, four sets of beds, four sets of winter clothes, and two pairs of fur boots.

Li Yi was twitching, he was asking for a kiss.

Nie Bufan liked it very much, and he reciprocated the gift, and gave him a gift in return. It was still a basket of eggs, and they were very big.

Zhang Junshi really wanted to say: "You're really welcome..."

After enjoying the warmth of the fireplace, Zhang Junshi decided to temporarily live in Jiwo Village. His family is not in Xishan City. Instead of spending the winter with the guys, he might as well spend the winter with Nie Bufan. Occasionally being abused is also very fun.

This winter, it shouldn't be too cold...