Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Waking up early in the morning, the earth is already covered with silver, snow-capped, cool and clear.

Nie Bufan was wrapped into a ball with three layers and an outer layer. He watched Li Yi, who was in single clothes, practicing boxing in the yard, with envy and hatred on his face.

He was in the kitchen furiously building a fire to boil water and prepare breakfast for the two idlers.It is said that he is almost becoming a full-time cook these days, which is not a good sign.Those two guys eat his and live with him, and he has to serve him?

His eyes inadvertently caught sight of an object in the cabinet, and his heart lit up.Nie Bufan turned his head and looked outside, only to see that Li Yi was washing up after practicing boxing, so he shouted: "Li Si, come here."

Li Yi came over.

Nie Bufan poured out a bag of flour and said, "Please, knead the dough."

"Make noodles?" Li Yi looked at the pile of powder, and asked hesitantly, "How?"

"You pour a little water into the flour and knead it with your hands."

Li Yi twirled a little flour with his fingers that were still wet, and said in disgust, "Let me pick the vegetables, this stuff is sticky, I don't like it."

"What? Aren't you a martial artist? Why don't you like kneading dough?" Nie Bufan glared at him.

"Why do people who practice martial arts like kneading dough?"

"Kneading noodles is not something that ordinary people can do well. It contains the essence of the highest martial arts. How can you be so ignorant?"

Li Yi was silent for a while, and said, "The supreme essence of martial arts?"

He couldn't see any relationship between kneading this thing and the essence of martial arts.

Nie Bufan looked at him with contempt and asked, "Have you heard of Tai Chi?"

"Tai Chi?"

"I can tell by your appearance that you haven't heard of it." Nie Bufan waved his hand and said solemnly, "Tai Chi is born of infinity, the machine of movement and stillness, the mother of yin and yang, when it moves, it divides, and when it is still, it unites. Braking statically, overcoming rigidity with softness, contains the way of extreme martial arts."

"It sounds very profound, but what does it have to do with kneading dough?" Li Yi secretly pondered what Nie Bufan said just now, not like talking nonsense.

"Hmph, look good." Nie Bufan gathered the flour into a circle, leaving a space in the middle, slowly filled it with water, then crossed his hands, kneaded the flour into the water in a counterclockwise direction, and said at the same time, "The force is even, Dialing, kneading, rotating, and combining, follow the circle as the track, the energy runs through, and the hardness and softness are combined."

At the beginning, Li Yi was a little disapproving, but gradually, his eyes became sharper and his expression fluctuated, as if he was caught in complicated thinking.

"How?" Nie Bufan stopped, patted the dough that had just formed, and said, "Knead or not?"

"Knead." Li Yi stepped forward without hesitation this time, imitating Nie Bufan's movement just now, focusing on the circle, rubbing back and forth.

This seemingly simple and slow movement does contain extraordinary profound meanings. It is completely different from the exercises he has learned. The circle is square, the softness is firm, and it is natural to use strength to strike strength...

Seeing Li Yi's focused face, Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction.Anyone who has watched "Shaolin Soccer" will be able to quickly recognize that the movements he demonstrated just now were born out of Zhao Wei's Tai Chi kneading scene in the bun shop.

Just to make Li Yi willingly do the hard work, he fooled people with some "supreme martial arts theory".

Kneading dough is not to be underestimated.

Nie Bufan moved a chopping board into the yard, then brought out a kitchen knife and a large piece of meat, and shouted: "Zhang San, come and help."

Zhang Junshi walked slowly.

Nie Bufan mentioned knocking on the chopping board and ordered: "Chop."

"Ah?" Zhang Junshi looked at the piece of meat, pointed to himself and asked, "You want me to chop the meat?"

Nie Bufan nodded: "I'll make dumplings later, you chop this piece of meat into minced meat."

Zhang Junshi hesitated and said, "This..."

"As a resident of Chicken Nest Village, you must contribute something, otherwise all the chickens in the village will despise you."

As if confirming his words, the crowing of dozens of chickens came from around.

"Uh, okay." Zhang Junshi rolled up his sleeves, hesitantly raised the knife, and then said, "Can you give me another kitchen knife?"

Nie Bufan handed him another kitchen knife with a puzzled expression.

Zhang Junshi smiled lightly and said, "It's been a long time since I used a knife."

Nie Bufan was horrified, could it be that this seemingly gentle young master is actually an incomparable master?Seeing that he was dressed in a Confucian outfit, with a dignified appearance, but he was standing in front of the chopping board with a pair of knives in his hands, and he looked arrogant.

In a blink of an eye, he saw the knife rising and falling, and the piece of meat was cut into four pieces by cross-cutting. Zhang Junshi adjusted his breathing, and then began to chop it with awe-inspiring expression. The speed of his hand was as fast as the naked eye. Difficult to distinguish.

This time it was Nie Bufan's turn to be surprised, how could he be a good son and become a meat-chopping demon with a knife?

Nie Bufan just brought out a basin from the kitchen, and Zhang Junshi finished chopping the meat. He scraped the knife with an expression on his face.

There is a kind of person who looks gentle on the outside but is violent on the inside. He looks normal but is the most perverted.Can Zhang Junshi be such a dangerous person?

"Have you ever practiced?" Nie Bufan asked.

Zhang Junshi put down the knife, wiped his hands, and said with a calm smile: "I used to learn knife skills from the chef at home for several years, but unfortunately my father found out and accused me of being 'disgraceful', and I never used a knife since then."

"Why do you want to learn sword skills?"

"I like food, and I hope that one day I can make memorable dishes by myself. Unfortunately, I am not talented enough in cooking, but my knife skills have improved rapidly." Zhang Junshi said with a look of nostalgia, "Of course, like me Even if you have a talent for cooking, you can’t become a real chef.”

Nie Bufan nodded understandingly, then stepped forward and patted Zhang Junshi on the shoulder, and comforted him: "It doesn't matter, as long as you stay in Jiwo Village for a day, you can chop vegetables and meat as much as you like, and this glorious job will be entrusted to you in the future." gone."

Zhang Junshi: "..."

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi were squeezed out of the remaining value by Nie Bufan, but when it came time for lunch, they didn't eat the dumplings they were expecting.

Looking at the simple three dishes and one soup in front of him, Zhang Junshi asked, "Why not dumplings?"

"Oh, I thought it would be boring to eat during the day, so I decided to do it at night."

Is eating dumplings divided into day and night?Zhang and Li silently slandered.

During the meal, Nie Bufan discovered a strange phenomenon. Every time Li Yi’s chopsticks picked up vegetables, they would draw a circular arc in the air. He wanted to pick up the right side of the food, but he insisted on going around from the left; Stir with a spoon.

Is Tai Chi obsessed?Nie Bufan thought unkindly.

Zhang Junshi also seemed to be aware of it, and glanced at Li Yi several times during the period, but Li Yi was ignorant, with a blank expression.

At the end of the meal, Nie Bufan aimed at the last chicken leg left on the Chinese food plate, stretched out his chopsticks, and unexpectedly met the other two pairs of chopsticks in the air.

The three of them looked at each other, retracted their hands at the same time, and said humbly: "You eat what you eat."

After being polite for a while, the three of them stretched out their chopsticks together when they saw that no one had started.

Silent, and retracted awkwardly again.

"Hehehehe." Zhang Junshi smiled innocently.

Li Yi had no expression on his face, holding the chopsticks as if to stop quietly.

"You guys." Pointing at them with chopsticks, Nie Bufan shouted aggressively, "No one needs to move! This chicken leg is mine."

Zhang Junshi lowered his head to pick up the rice.

Li Yi turned to the fans, rolled a ball and stuffed it into his mouth.

Nie Bufan successfully caught the chicken leg.

After dinner, Zhang and Li sat by the window drinking tea and enjoying the snow.

"The heavenly girl will appear next year, is Brother Li interested in participating in the competition?" Zhang Junshi asked.

"Not interested in."

"Hehe, yes, if you are interested, you won't hide this chicken nest village."

Li Yi glanced at him and said, "What about you? Did you live in Jiwo Village because you didn't want to go through the muddy water?"

Zhang Junshi just smiled and didn't speak, but unconsciously looked at the person who was talking to Tu Beng in the courtyard.

Li Yi also followed his gaze, seeing the man's rich expression of anger and joy, the expression on his face couldn't help softening.

"Hey, you two, stop sitting in the house and come out to sweep the snow!" Nie Bufan and Tu Beng finished speaking, and immediately shouted to Zhang Li.

The two looked at each other and stood up resignedly at the same time.

Nie Bufan distributed a broom to each of them and arranged for the area to be cleaned.

Snow is everywhere in Jiwo Village, and the silly chickens are accidentally buried in the snow, and Nie Bufan has to go to fish them out.Fortunately, the weather was cold, so not many chickens came out to look for unlucky chickens. Some of them even entered a magical "hibernation" state, which saved a lot of trouble.It's just that the egg production has decreased. In the past, an egg could be stepped on in three steps, but now I can't see an egg in three days.

Nie Bufan led Zhang Junshi and Li Yi to sweep the snow, cut firewood, and take care of the chickens. They were extremely busy.

Zhang and Li probably had never been ordered like this before, and they only did the most humble physical labor.

Nie Bufan never seemed to care about the rich and the poor. He knew that Zhang Junshi and Li Yi were from wealthy families, but he didn't care at all.It may be because of such an equal attitude that Zhang and Li ignore the difference in status and are willing to make friends with them, so they naturally get close.

But this guy can be maddeningly heartless at times.

After a lot of labor, the images of the two good young men changed drastically. The unruly and muddy Nie Bufan smiled and prepared hot water for them to take a bath. The two men resolutely refused to take a bath together. Bufan thought it was troublesome to boil the water, so he dragged them into the bath together.For comfort, Nie Bufan converted half of the utility room into a bathtub, enough to accommodate four or five people.

It was rare for Zhang and Li to be swaying, but Nie Bufan was very at ease, and he showed off his naked body very shyly, with a well-proportioned figure, healthy complexion, and a special sense of beauty between movements and stillness.

However, after seeing Zhang Junshi and Li Yi naked, Nie Bufan stopped.Stronger than him, stronger than him, bigger than... majestic.

Nie Bufan's children's shoes burst into tears silently, and will never bathe with them again...

In the evening, Zhang and Li ate dumplings as they wished. For the first time, they felt that the dumplings were so delicious. Although they were ordinary, they were full of happiness.

"Nie Bufan, do you still eat dumplings tomorrow?" Li Yi asked.

"Still eat?"

"I want to make a face."

"……Forehead."

"Kneading noodles does contain the essence of extensive and profound martial arts, which I have not comprehended yet."

"..." Suddenly, there was a dark feeling of fooling a strong man and a sense of guilt for deceiving innocent people.

"If I can comprehend it, my martial arts will definitely be more refined."

Nie Bufan was silent for a while, and suddenly said a very profound sentence: "If you have a meeting in your heart, you can meet at any time. If you don't stick to external things, you can achieve great success."

"That's a great word."

Woah!A generation of kneading masters was born in this way...