Bird Dude Nie Bufan

"Hahaha..." As soon as the emperor returned to the palace, he hugged Nie Bufan and laughed, with his whole body pressed against his back, without any image.

Nie Bufan hooked his body and said unhappily: "Your Majesty, it's time to lose weight, it's so heavy!"

"Xiaobao, you are such a treasure." Huang Huang sat down and pulled him on his lap.

Nie Bufan got up to no avail, so he simply raised his legs and put them on the armrest, leaned his back on the emperor, and took the tea poured by the maid to drink.

Huang Huang circled him and asked, "What's the matter with those chickens? You seem to know in advance that it can defeat that white tiger."

"Of course I know, I raised them." Nie Bufan said proudly.

"You raised it?" Huang Huang's eyes flickered slightly, and he asked casually, "What did Xiaobao do before entering the palace? Chicken farmer?"

"Yes." Nie Bufan replied without hesitation.

Huang Huang took his hand and rubbed it carefully, it was as clean as jade, not at all like someone who had done rough work.He has the innocence of a child, but also has the temperament of a man of aristocratic family. His words and deeds are free and unrestrained. Although he does not match elegance, he is as natural as the wind, making people unconsciously want to get close.

He thought, it is really time to send someone to check Xiaobao's identity, he was brought by the national teacher, just ask him directly later.

"That's right." Nie Bufan said suddenly, "You can't catch my chickens, they are all my treasures."

"Okay." Huang Huang smiled, "They have done a great job this time, not only will I not catch them, but I will also offer them delicious food and drink."

Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, thinking to himself, is it necessary to mark all the chickens in Jiwo Village?In case someone is unlucky and messes with them, resulting in unpredictable consequences.

At this moment, the eunuch reported, "Your Majesty, the luncheon is ready."

Huang Huang nodded, stood up together with Nie Bufan, and walked towards the outer hall.

The luncheon was held in the Tianhe Garden of the Palace, and more than 300 people attended the banquet.Due to the stimulation in the paddock in the morning, all the envoys of Xitu Kingdom lost their appetite.On the contrary, everyone in the Kingdom of Li was in high spirits, talking about the group of strange chickens enthusiastically, and the rooster that defeated the white tiger was the focus of their attention.

After the battle, the chickens dispersed, and the white tiger also disappeared into the forest.Everyone's curiosity did not diminish because of this, and they asked each other about the origin of this flock of chickens, but it was still fruitless.Those who really know the inside story are only a few people who came back from Jiwo Village.

They were both depressed and angry, and once again expressed their powerlessness to Nie Bufan's skill in causing trouble.It's okay to provoke Wei Di who is in trouble, but this time even the emperor couldn't escape his hands!

God!How are they going to get this guy back from the dragon bed?Isn't this a murder?

Nie Bufan, a heartless guy, after eating and drinking enough, he ran to the agreed place to meet Zhang San Li Si and others by urinating.

He has the emperor's omnipotent waist card, no matter whether it is the palace or the palace, all of them are unimpeded, and the palace guards have to respect him respectfully.

When he arrived at the place, Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, Wang Shichan and Taibai were already waiting there.

As soon as Li Yi saw him, he pulled him over and pinched him violently as if venting his anger.

"Ahhh..." Nie Bufan struggled desperately and cried out, "Even if you miss me, don't use such a violent expression, it hurts!"

His face was almost kneaded into dough by Li Yi, and the rest of them didn't sympathize at all.

In the end, it was Zhang Junshi who took him over and said helplessly, "Bufan, look what you have done?"

Nie Bufan rubbed his reddened face, then stepped forward to hug Wang Wu, and then rubbed Zhang San.

Taibai stared at him unblinkingly, waiting for him to come over to show his favor, but he was directly ignored...tears.

"Obviously I've been very peaceful, who would have thought that it would become like this inexplicably?" Nie Bufan said sincerely.

Are you quiet?Several people showed expressions of believing in ghosts and gods but not in you.

"The question now is," Zhang Junshi sighed, "how to bring you out of the palace?"

Nie Bufan flashed his waist badge, and smiled complacently: "I have a pass, and I can leave at any time."

Zhang San and Li Si looked sad.Have you figured out the situation?

Wang Shichan patted him on the head, and said slowly: "It's easy to leave the palace, but it's hard to leave. Are you sure the emperor will allow you to go back to the village? The emperor is not Wei Di, we can rescue you from Wei Di's Dongcheng Shangfu." Come out, but you cannot be taken away from the emperor in the same way. There is no king in the world, you will not be able to escape the emperor's pursuit wherever you go."

"It's not that difficult, is it?" Nie Bufan looked up at the sky and said, "I saved the emperor's life anyway, so he will repay his kindness with revenge?"

The few people were speechless, each mad in their hearts: Who told you to put the emperor to sleep!Otherwise, how could things be so complicated!

"Speaking of which," Li Yi said seriously, "Are you really okay? I heard that the poison is so powerful that you can almost die if you eat it."

"It's okay." Nie Bufan raised his chin and said, "What poison in this world can poison me?"

That is, you have the most poisonous poison in the world.

"I won't talk about gossip." Zhang Junshi said, "Let's think of a way, how to make Bufan retreat."

"After leaving the palace, we have to be careful of Wei Di snatching people." Li Yi added.The more he thought about it, the more bitter he felt. It's fine for Nie Bufan to attract people everywhere, but can't he find some easy targets?For example, nobodies like shop assistants, down-and-out scholars, and veterinarians.

"Bufan used the pseudonym 'Wei Xiaobao' to the emperor. It will be a matter of time before his true identity is discovered. We must hurry up." Wang Shichan said, "I wonder if the emperor can tolerate Bufan's great treason."

"It's more than that!" Zhang Junshi looked at the crowd and struggled, "We should be more worried about whether the emperor can tolerate his red apricots coming out of the wall one after another."

Several people were silent.

Nie Bufan said innocently: "Don't look at me so bitterly and bitterly, I can't help myself."

Li Yi's face was cold, his fingers were itchy, he really wanted to knead him into a ball, mix it with sauce and swallow him directly.

Zhang Junshi turned his head away, with a regretful expression on his face.

Wang Shichan could see it, he became calm after reciting the Heart Sutra a few times, but the string of beads in his hand was twisted into deformities by him.

At this time, Taibai, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said: "Actually, you can let Nie Bufan go to my Qiyu Island to hide."

Several people looked at him at the same time, Zhang Junshi was surprised: "You are from Qiyu Island? Who are you, Tai Chong?"

"Father." Taibai showed a mouthful of white teeth.

"I didn't expect you to be the young master of Qiyu Island." Li Yi said indifferently.At first I thought that Taibai was just an ordinary person, but I didn't expect that he came from Qiyu Island, which is known as the treasure island. This island is relatively safe. The residents on the island are undoubtedly not underwater experts. Treasures, and often trade with overseas merchant ships, it is equivalent to an independent island country.

Sure enough, he couldn't expect anything from Nie Bufan, and such a passer-by actually had a great status.

"Where is Qiyu Island? Is it fun?" Nie Bufan's eyes lit up.

"Don't even think about it." Li Yi directly dispelled his idea of ​​finding out, and said resolutely, "Unless it is absolutely necessary, I will never let you run around again."

Zhang Junshi nodded seriously.

Time could not be delayed for too long, and they parted ways after discussing for a while.

Before leaving, several people urged Nie Bufan to be honest and wait for them to deal with the funeral.

Nie Bufan naturally agreed readily.

On the way back, Nie Bufan began to reflect on himself, should he do something?It seems a little bit apologetic for always making everyone busy (Zhong Gong: Please don’t be apologetic!).Maybe he can tactfully and sincerely express to the emperor his strong desire to live in seclusion in the mountains?Maybe the emperor understood the righteousness and let him go with a wave of his sleeves.Or ask the national teacher for help. Since he brought him into the palace, he naturally has the responsibility to take him out again.

Just as he was thinking, his body was suddenly restrained from behind, and he was taken to a relatively dark room in the blink of an eye.

Before he could recover, his lips were taken away, and what greeted him was a fiery and powerful kiss.

Looking intently, I saw Wei Di's dark face of ax and chisel swordsman close at hand, and there seemed to be two clusters of flames burning in his eyes.

After a while, he moved his lips away, his body still pressed him tightly against the door panel, and said in a sinister tone, "If you want to escape, then run away, why did you run into the palace?"

"I just wanted to come in and take a look." Nie Bufan replied.

"Really?" Wei Di put his face in front of his nose, and said word by word, "Can you visit Huang Huang's bed?"

Nie Bufan was confused, why did it seem that overnight the whole world knew that he had legs with the emperor?

"Don't think that if you stay with the emperor, I won't get you!" Wei Di said fiercely, "I have plenty of ways to get you out."

"What way?" Nie Bufan's eyes lit up.

"What, you want to leave?" Wei Di's expression moved slightly.

"Of course." Nie Bufan giggled, "How can the imperial palace compare to the vast world?"

Wei Di snorted coldly: "Don't even think about the myriad worlds, just stay by my side honestly from now on. Wherever you want to go, I'll go with you."

"Then how can you get me to leave the palace?" Nie Bufan automatically ignored his declaration of sovereignty and went straight to the point.

"Fake death." Wei Di spat out two words.

"I thought it was a good way?" Nie Bufan rolled his eyes, "I have to remind you that the medicine is useless to me. I have a special constitution and can slowly remove the effect of the medicine. If your medicine can keep the average person for a day The state of suspended animation will only have an effect for me for an hour or two, unless you increase the dose."

"No, increasing the dose will directly kill you." Wei Di pondered, "I'll find another way."

Staring at Nie Bufan's piercing eyes, Wei Di warned: "In the meantime, please be honest. I know that Li Yi and the others are also planning to take you away. They do have some strength, but they will never Faster than me. I don't want to keep you with the emperor for a moment!"

As long as he thinks of him making love under another man, he will be so jealous that he can't wait to take him back immediately!

This kind of strong possessive desire is something he has never had in his life, and he doesn't intend to avoid this feeling, he just wants to completely possess this person.

With a hook with one hand, he was put down on the table, and he bowed his head to ask for a kiss.Holding his legs with both hands, the lower body is close to him.

Nie Bufan clearly sensed the man's desire, and took advantage of the gap to stop him: "This is the palace, what do you want to do?"

"It's just a palace." Wei Di whispered, "It's all my people outside, we have enough time. Don't worry, I won't leave marks on you."

Nie Bufan's eyes widened, he didn't expect Wei Di to be bolder than him.They are cheating, are they cheating?

When he was not paying attention, half of his pants were taken off, and Wei Di couldn't wait to barge in. The pain caused Nie Bufan to groan, and the table creaked under the force.

Nie Bufan is like an addictive poison, and Wei Di, who has never been addicted to sex, has also broken his limit.After we separated, I was thinking like crazy, and felt a bone-chilling emptiness late at night.He has also looked for other men and women, but none of them made him feel this kind of satisfaction and fulfillment.

At the moment of integration, he really wanted to spend the rest of his life with this person.

"Ah... um... Take it easy, take it easy..." Nie Bufan grabbed the edge of the table tightly, trying to stabilize his figure.

Wei Di bit his ear, and said hoarsely: "Don't shout too loudly, although there are people from me outside, it's hard to guarantee that I won't be heard by others."

Nie Bufan hurriedly shut his mouth, but Wei Di acted like a prank, bumping very hard every time, to the extreme, just to see how forbearance someone wanted to scream but didn't dare to scream.

However, he obviously misjudged someone's courage to pluck a tiger's hair and his tolerance for a poke, and he was irritated, and he could do anything.

Just when Wei Di rushed into the depths again, Nie Bufan hugged his head, and uttered an earth-shattering cry in his ear, which almost deafened Wei Di's ears.

Wei Di restrained his inner breath, and managed to hold it back with great difficulty, but his vital energy plummeted, and all of it was dedicated to Village Chief Nie.

Gritting his teeth and backing out, he wiped his lower body casually, Wei Di said sternly: "I'll remember this time, if I have to do it in the future, you must beg for mercy!"

At this time, there was a sound like a signal from outside, Wei Di let go of Nie Bufan, and said in a low voice: "Be honest, I will come to pick you up soon."

After finishing speaking, he straightened his clothes, opened the door and stepped out, leaving quickly.

Nie Bufan was depressed, everyone asked him to be honest, how could he be dishonest?Not even a court lady molested a single one, not even a minister hooked up with one, so how could you be dishonest?

Besides, why did he have to wait for others to save him?He is the village head of Jiwo Village, isn't he capable of saving himself?

Hmph, he doesn't believe it anymore, one emperor can crush him to the point where he can't turn over, and a regiment of emperors is about the same!

Someone feels that he has been severely discriminated against and decides to work hard and be self-reliant!

Alas, let's mourn some people in advance...