Bird Dude Nie Bufan

The iron cage was opened with a bang, and the burly white tiger walked out slowly, and everyone on the high platform leaned over and looked over there.

The paddock covers a very wide area, with a dense forest in the east, west and north, and a vast green grassland in the middle with a wide view. There are sika deer, wild boars, monkeys, hares, foxes, roe deer, gophers, pheasants and other small animals. Among the medium-sized animals, sika deer and hares are the most numerous. Except for wild boars, there are no real beasts of prey.With the arrival of this white tiger, he will become a well-deserved king.

Baihu's spirit was a little sluggish, he walked unhurriedly, but his eyes were bright, and his kingly spirit remained undiminished.

But after a while, it found the sika deer grazing outside the forest, but it didn't chase after it immediately. Instead, it approached silently like a cat, crouched down, hid in the grass, and patiently waited for the best opportunity to attack.

All the people outside the paddock waited with bated breath. This was the first time for them to watch the tiger hunting at close range, and they were both excited and nervous.

The white tiger sneaked to a place only tens of meters away from the prey, its muscles tensed, and it was just about to pounce swiftly, but a strange chicken crow sounded out of thin air, interrupting its attack.The sika deer was frightened and ran away.

The deer were in a commotion for a while, looked around, and seemed to find no danger, and calmed down again.

The white tiger looked in a certain direction coldly, and saw a brown chicken jumping on the top of a tree, its wings were flapping vigorously like a cramp, the chicken's mouth was open and it was making weird faces frequently, very arrogant.Next to the chicken, there was a palm-sized monkey sitting with its tail raised and a sunny smile on its face.

The white tiger doesn't know how to climb trees, so it decided not to have the same knowledge as them, and continued the second round of hunting.

The onlookers didn't know why, and they thought they could see the bloody scene of the white tiger showing off its power, but they gave up halfway at the critical moment.

Someone even shouted: "Go straight up and bite!"

The envoys of Xitu Kingdom clenched their fists even more, for fear that the white tiger would make them lose face.

However, the next few lurking attempts all ended in failure. Either a chicken emerged from a tree, a chicken emerged from the ground, or even a strange chicken flew across the sky. Coming out to disrupt the situation is simply something a cat can't bear but a tiger can't bear it.

The white tiger finally got angry, its hair stood on end, and with a long howl, it rushed out of the grass like an arrow flying from the string, and rushed towards the deer group swiftly.

The herd of deer fled one after another, their speed was fast, and the speed of the white tiger was even faster, but in the blink of an eye, a stag fell to the ground, rolled a few times, and quickly trapped the prey firmly with its claws, biting its neck , tearing it apart suddenly, blood was splashed everywhere, and limbs and bones were broken.

The white tiger stepped on the prey with one paw, raised its head and let out a long howl, which shook the whole field, as if announcing its inviolable king status.

All the animals in the paddock were intimidated by its sound, and all of a sudden, birds and beasts flew away and fled in all directions.

The expressions of the people on the high platform also changed slightly, thinking that there would be such a fierce tiger in the paddock in the future, who would dare to come in and hunt?

On the other hand, the envoy of Xitu Kingdom had a smug face, secretly laughing at the timidity of the important ministers of the Kingdom of Qi.

"Your Majesty, what do you think of this white tiger?" The messenger asked intentionally, "Is there any beast in your country that can rival it?"

The emperor glanced at him, and said indifferently: "Why did the envoy ask such a question? Could it be that hunting a small deer is enough to show a mighty feat in your country's eyes?"

"Your Majesty, why do you take the meaning out of context?" The envoy laughed and said, "It's not enough to hunt a deer, but the white tiger has the majesty of the king, and it can overwhelm all beasts with its sound alone. How can there be any beast in the world that dares to compete with it?" ?”

That's your ignorance!Nie Bufan silently cursed.

Huang Huang raised his wine glass and took a sip, but did not answer.The faces of the ministers around were a little unswerving, but it was difficult to refute. We can't send a few hunters to destroy the prestige of the white tiger, right?That's too cheap.

The emissary refused to give up, and used the name of the white tiger to insinuate, that self-satisfied little guy was simply in need of a beating.

Huang Huang's self-cultivation was good enough, he didn't get angry at all, he just dealt with it without saying a word.He doesn't pay attention to this kind of small character who only takes advantage of his mouth. One day, if he doesn't feel comfortable going to the toilet, he will send troops to kill them, to see if they can gather a white tiger army to defend their home and country ?

Seeing that his master is so calm, it's not easy for the ministers to be too excited, but their gentleness inflated the vanity of the messenger, and he became more unscrupulous, mocking the country with a gun and a stick. Furious.

Just when the ministers couldn't help going crazy, and the emperor was about to throw a cup to kill people, Nie Bufan suddenly coughed lightly, and said to the envoy who was still foaming: "My lord envoy, take a breath. Spit The stars are all sprayed on the pastry, how can you let your companion eat it?"

At this moment, Messenger No. [-] was twisting a piece of pastry and preparing to put it in his mouth. Hearing what Nie Bufan said, his movements froze in mid-air.Everyone focused their eyes on him, waiting to see what he would say.

The emissary froze for a moment, but finally failed to overcome the disgusting saliva and eager eyes of everyone, and put the pastry back into the distance again.

Nie Bufan looked at the leading envoy again, and said in an understanding tone: "Look, your companion really can't eat the pastry that you spit on. Try to speak softly later, don't be so excited. If you really can't control emotions, then cover them with a handkerchief or sleeve, and make sure you speak cleanly and gracefully."

When Huang Huang heard this, he almost laughed, and quickly picked up the cup to pretend to drink.The other ministers also twitched at the corners of their mouths, trying to remain serious.

The messenger's eyes shot fire, pointed at Nie Bufan and asked angrily, "Who are you?"

"I am not talented, but I am the servant of His Majesty the Emperor." Nie Bufan replied with a dignified salute.

"You little servant dares to interrupt indiscriminately?" The envoy sneered, "Is this the etiquette in your country?"

"Hey, Master Messenger, don't get angry." Nie Bufan said friendly, "It's not that I want to interrupt, I really can't bear to see you continue to lose face on this occasion."

"what do you mean?"

"The envoy just now bragged about the white tiger and mocked that our country is invincible. Your majesty and all the ministers are not good at refusing your face. They treated you with humility. I gave you countless steps and you didn't go down. That's why I have to remind you The so-called heaven has the virtue of being good at life, and enlightening the ignorant people is also a merit, so let me take advantage of this and clear up the confusion for the messenger."

Huang Huang gave Nie Bufan a strange look, as if he was just getting to know him for the first time.The skill of this run on people is really too high!Its tone is not unmodest, its expression is not unfriendly, and its etiquette is not incomplete, but its semantics are at home!

The messenger's fingers trembled, he tried his best to suppress his anger, and said through gritted teeth: "Then I should listen carefully. What is wrong with what I said just now? It has reached the point where you need to 'enlighten your wits'?"

"Facts speak louder than words." Nie Bufan pointed to the front and said solemnly, "Although the white tiger is mighty, it is not as good as a chicken in our country."

"What? You actually said that a white tiger is not as good as a chicken?"

Looking in the direction of Nie Bufan's finger, I saw a rooster appearing on the open grass. It has black stripes on the yellow background and a comb like fire. The black rooster is swaying with the wind, walking steadily, like a knight invited to fight , lonely and arrogant, bearing awe-inspiring.

Had it not been a chicken but any beast of a more majestic form, the crowd would have applauded its presence.It happened to be a chicken, so no matter how coquettish it appeared on the stage, no one could force compliments on it against their will.

But what is surprising is that the majestic white tiger just now left his prey after seeing the chicken, stepped back a few steps, and tensed his muscles as if he was facing an enemy.

A tiger and a chicken move slowly with their prey as the center of the circle, their eyes meeting and facing each other in the air.

The comparison of body shapes was so impactful that everyone entered a state of mindless daze.

"Fight, fight!" There was a scream in the sky, and several flying chickens jumped over the heads of the crowd and landed on the treetops in neat rows. There were probably dozens of them.

Afterwards, chickens came out one after another in the dense forest, one after another, one after another, each occupying a favorable position, waiting for the battle.

Everyone, including Huang Huang and the envoy, was dumbfounded.

The white tiger was also dumbfounded. As the king of beasts, it had never been surrounded by so many corns. It couldn't help walking around in place, and roared like a demonstration from its throat.

Where is the flock afraid of threats?They were raised by Nie Bufan to be lawless, coupled with their increased intelligence, they were all extremely fierce and domineering.

Seeing that the white tiger's attention was distracted, Jin Zi let out a sharp roar, and the surrounding noises disappeared immediately.

The white tiger's eyes met Jin Jin's corns again, and the fighting spirit between the tiger and the chicken soared in vain, and then, as agreed, they jumped towards each other at the same time.

Compared with the strong and muscular body of the white tiger, Jin Jin shot toward it like a football.When he was about to be pounced by the white tiger's claws, he stepped on the tiger's claws nimbly, used his strength to climb up the white tiger's back, and drew a bloodstain on his waist with the chicken claws.

The white tiger roared and turned around to fight back.

Two figures of different sizes meet in the air from time to time, and start a fierce battle.

In the eyes of everyone, the mighty white tiger is like playing with a ball, but it happens to be played by the ball every time.The scars on its body continued to increase, and the more it fought, the weaker it became.

The so-called winner is the king and the loser is the bandit. Jin Zi finally won the victory of this competition at the cost of dropping ten chicken feathers.

The white tiger roared in a low voice, walked slowly to Jin Jin, and rubbed the tiger's head against its chunky chicken body to express its submission.

One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one male and one female.Jin Zi domineeringly took Bai Hu into the house.

Is this world crazy, or are they waking up in the wrong rhythm today?

Everyone who witnessed this tiger-chicken battle fell into a semi-mad state.They couldn't believe that a chicken could defeat a tiger, and even subdue him!

Some were even rubbing their eyes vigorously to make sure that what they were seeing was not a hallucination.

Looking at the envoys of Xitu Kingdom, they have been completely petrified.Surrounded by a flock of chickens, the white tiger showed incomparable cuteness and friendliness, and occasionally rolled around and acted cute.It's so cute, it's so cute!

Is this a tiger?still?They absolutely don't admit that this guy is a tiger, even if killed!

The envoys suddenly wanted to draw their bows and shoot it!

Nie Bufan didn't seem to see the expressions on the faces of the envoys who wanted to die, and asked politely: "My lord envoy, what do you think of our country's chickens? Are there any beasts in your country that can rival them?"

He replied to them with his previous words, and sprinkled salt on their bloody wounds in a very gracious manner.

The expressions on the expressions of the envoys were too connotative to describe in words. In the end, the leader said in an unworldly voice: "The chickens in your country are fierce and invincible, we are convinced."

Since then, the chickens of the Kingdom of Man have become famous, and their reputation has spread far and wide overseas, and even seriously affected future generations...