Bird Dude Nie Bufan

On the huge dragon bed, the satiated emperor was lying on his side beside Nie Bufan, playing with his hair, and lingering fondly on his naked back.

The lingering last night gave him a rare extreme pleasure.Are men's tastes so delicious?Or is he just special?

As far as a man's physique is concerned, his toughness is excellent, his endurance is long enough, there is a certain depth, and his adsorption force is also strong.What's even more rare is that his skin is smooth and delicate, without a single mole, just like high-quality white porcelain, making people fondle admiringly.

Should he raise a few more male pets for comparison?Recalling everything from last night, the emperor became excited again and rolled over on him, ready to do it again, when the eunuch's voice suddenly came from outside the tent: "Your Majesty, it's time to get up."

Disappointment flashed in the emperor's eyes. Although he was a little anxious, he was always meticulous about political affairs and never indulged in bed affairs.

He stood up, washed and dressed under the service of the eunuch and maid, and when everything was ready, he took another look at the people in the tent and walked away with a smile on his face.

Nie Bufan didn't wake up until it was three o'clock in the morning. He lay on the bed, wrinkled his face, and began to reflect on himself.As a promising and good young man, after traveling to this world for two or three years, he was not favored by beauties, but always attracted the same sex to covet him. This is really weird.Is there something wrong?Could it be that he has some kind of magical skill that can make a straight man bend?

Forget about Zhang San and the others. After all, they have been together for a long time and have established an indestructible chicken friendship. It is normal for quantitative changes to qualitative changes.But what about this emperor?Even a stallion won't be able to get on anyone, right?

Although Nie Bufan considers himself chrysanthemum beautiful and cherry red, handsome like no one in ten thousand, and outstandingly beautiful, he is absolutely upright and sunny, without any enchanting charm, nor is there any hunger and thirst for male love.Such a talented man, how could he be so downcast?

To be honest, the emperor's room skills were good, but for the first time he felt repulsed psychologically, feeling like he was stuck on a fishbone.

While thinking about it, a eunuch's sharp reminder sounded next to his ear: "Wei Shishu, get up quickly. Letting you sleep on the dragon bed is already an extra favor from the emperor, how long do you want to hold on?" There was a bit of warning and a hint of embarrassment in the tone. Perceived contempt.

Nie Bufan was really going to get up, but after hearing what he said, he lay down on his back again.Folding his hands behind his head, he said like an uncle: "This bed is barely comfortable, so I decided to lie down again. What's your opinion?"

The eunuch endured his anger and said: "The emperor is about to come down, if he sees you still lying on the dragon bed, be careful not to lose your head."

"Then wait for him to come back and chop." Nie Bufan lifted the quilt, turned over and gave him an arrogant back.

The eunuch stomped his feet, stared at him for a while, then turned to the people around him and said, "Come on, drag him down for me."

They would not be polite to this shameless person who seduced the emperor regardless of his status.If it was a woman, there might still be the possibility of being a concubine, but for a man, at best, he would be a shady scepter with no status at all.

Several eunuchs stepped forward, one by the hand and the other by the foot, ready to forcibly get him off.

Nie Bufan grasped his shadowless claws with quick eyes and hands, and tightly clung to the bedpost, with the dragon quilt between his legs, and bit the pillow with his mouth.As soon as the eunuchs dragged them out, they were dragged out together with the bed, and the whole dragon bed was completely changed beyond recognition, while Nie Bufan was hanging in the air, firmly engaging in a game of force and force with the eunuchs.

For a moment, the bedroom was in chaos.

"What are you doing here?" At this moment, the emperor's unrecognizable voice came over.

The eunuchs let go of their hands, and were so frightened that they immediately saluted and pleaded guilty.

The pulling force on Nie Bufan disappeared, and he fell back on the bed obliquely. A pair of white and tender legs were still dangling outside the bed, making people want to touch them.

The emperor glanced at the messy bed and remained silent. The room was so quiet that one didn't dare to take a breath.

Nie Bufan let go of the pillow he was clenching on, lay on the bed like a mollusk, tilted his head, and said weakly, "Brother Huang, I have been abused."

Huang... Brother Huang?The corner of the emperor's mouth twitched, and he folded his chest and asked, "Who abused you?"

The eunuch kneeling on the ground trembled slightly and wiped his sweat secretly.

"Who else?" Nie Bufan pointed, "It's you."

"Oh? Zhen?" The emperor walked over slowly and asked condescendingly, "How did I mistreat you?"

"You eat everything, and you still don't let people sleep well!" Nie Bufan patted the bed, and said indignantly, "Isn't it just a bed? What can't you sleep in? Are you so stingy?"

The surrounding eunuchs gasped collectively.How dare he say that the emperor is stingy!

The emperor raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Okay, I will sleep with you in my bed from now on, are you satisfied?"

Rare?Nie Bufan pouted, got up silently, took the clothes prepared for him by the eunuch from the bedside, and prepared to put them on.

The emperor stretched out his hand to hook it, and said maliciously: "I really like your disheveled appearance, which is quite charming, so you don't have to be too cautious in my bedroom from now on."

"I'm not cautious at all." Nie Bufan grabbed his clothes, wrapped them around his body, and said fiercely, "I'm just afraid of the cold."

Sure enough, he was not cautious at all.The emperor was in a good mood, and the exhaustion and stress accumulated during the court meeting disappeared instantly.

"It's almost noon, hurry up and wash up, and have dinner with me." The emperor patted his head, not caring about his rudeness at all.

The eunuchs were all relieved when they heard the words, they were lucky to be spared a punishment, and at the same time they were secretly shocked by the emperor's love for this newcomer.It seems that his attitude towards him will improve a little in the future.

When the dinner table was set, Nie Bufan was very surprised that the emperor was unexpectedly frugal. Lunch consisted of four dishes, one soup and several desserts.With his status as the king of a country, it is indeed rare.

The eunuch helped the two prepare the dishes, and the emperor waved his hand at Nie Bufan: "Let's start, what do you want to eat, I will ask the imperial dining room to cook it myself, and I will follow me today."

Nie Bufan exhausted too much energy last night, his stomach is now a vast area, and he was so hungry that he was not polite, so he just raised his chopsticks and started to eat.

There was a smile in the emperor's eyes, it was rare for someone to be so comfortable in front of him, it felt very novel.Seeing Nie Bufan eating deliciously, his own appetite was also aroused, he picked up a piece of meat slowly, and was about to put it in his mouth, when a pair of chopsticks suddenly stretched out and knocked his food down.

The emperor frowned, a little displeased, and wondered if this person was pushing himself a little too far?But I heard Nie Bufan shout: "Don't eat it, it's poisonous!"

"What?" The emperor's sharp gaze was directed at the dishes on the table, and the eunuch beside him was also inexplicably horrified.

The emperor looked at the chopsticks in his hand again. His chopsticks were made of silver. Generally, poisons can be detected after a test, but there is no abnormality now.He looked at Nie Bufan suspiciously, but saw that his lips were purple, his face was pale, he stood up unsteadily, and fell to the ground when he lost his balance.

The emperor immediately got up to support him, and shouted sharply: "Quickly pass on the imperial doctor!"

He hugged Nie Bufan to the bed, observed his face with a gloomy expression, and then added as if something happened: "Invite the national teacher over here too."

The eunuch hurriedly took orders and left.

At this time, Nie Bufan opened his eyes, pursed his lips and looked depressed.

"How do you feel? What's wrong?" the emperor asked.

Nie Bufan shook his head, looked melancholy at the bed curtain, and sighed: "Oh, I'm not full."

The emperor was speechless, if he hadn't seen that his lips were already purple and black, he would almost have thought he was fooling around.

After a while, the imperial physician and the national teacher rushed over.

After saluting, the imperial physician immediately stepped forward to take the pulse, while Fan Luo stood quietly and looked at Nie Bufan. Nie Bufan, who had an ugly face, was still in the mood to wink at him.

"Emperor doctor, how is he?" the emperor asked.

The imperial doctor's expression was uncertain, and he hesitated for a while before saying: "Your Majesty, this young master's pulse condition is very strange. It looks like he died prematurely, but he is full of energy. What is even more puzzling is that he has been poisoned, but he has not deteriorated." Instead, it seems to be detoxifying on its own."

"What is the sign of premature death? What is self-detoxification?" The emperor looked sternly, staring straight at the imperial physician.

The imperial doctor said nervously: "This young master's physique is very special, rare in the world, ordinary toxins cannot threaten his life. But according to Yichen's diagnosis, even if he is not poisoned, he will die soon."

The emperor was silent for a while, and said to Fan Luo: "Master, come and take a look."

The imperial physician gave up his position, Fan Luo felt the pulse, and came to a conclusion that was almost the same as that of the imperial physician.

He asked Nie Bufan: "Do you know your physical condition?"

"Know a little." Nie Bufan replied with a smile.

"What's going on?" Fan Luo thought he had extensive knowledge, but he had never seen such a symptom. He could clearly diagnose the result, but he couldn't diagnose the cause of the disease.

Nie Bufan shrugged, looked at the sky and said, "Don't be surprised. It's not that my life is short, but that my physique is really special. I was declared not to live long since I was born, but in the end, haven't I lived well until now?"

Fan Luo frowned, half-believing.

The imperial physician showed surprise on his face, staring at Nie Bufan non-stop.

"So," said the emperor, "his life is not in danger?"

"If what he said is true, then there is indeed no danger to life." Fan Luo said, "It only needs to be recuperated for a while, and everything will be fine after the toxin is cleaned up."

The imperial physician also nodded at the side.

"Okay, Imperial Physician, I'll leave it to you." The Emperor stood up, brought the Imperial Teacher to the hall, and said, "Help me find out what the poison is."

"Yes." Fan Luo looked at the dishes on the table with a pensive look on his face.

The emperor said intently: "It's been a long time since anyone poisoned me, and I don't know who did it."

"I'm going to receive foreign envoys soon. At this time, there must be no unexpected incidents. Please be careful, Your Majesty."

The emperor nodded and said with a smile: "Thanks to you for sending Xiaobao to me this time, if it wasn't for him, I would be the one who was poisoned."

"Your Majesty, I don't dare to accept this meritorious service." Fan Luo said flatly, "'Little Treasure' is in your pocket with your own insightful eyes."

"Haha, you're right, I really have sharp eyes." The emperor accepted it without humility at all.

He patted Fan Luo on the shoulder, and thoughtfully said: "National Teacher, you have contributed a lot. In two days, I will send you a special gift."

Fan Luo squinted at the emperor beside him, and for some reason suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, three days later, the emperor sent him a carefully drawn picture album called "Men in Hehuan Picture".

For the first time, cracks appeared on Fan Luo's handsome face, which was both righteous and evil...