Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Nie Bufan called Tu Beng, Si Chenyu and other attendants to strip the unlucky guys caught by Wang Shichan to the bottom of their underwear, and then threw them out of the village one by one.

In the next few days, in order to prevent Li Yi's sneak attack, Nie Bufan started the days of fleeing for the night.His first object of trouble is Shen Muran, who looks the most harmless, and his second object is Li Huai, who is the easiest to bully.

Mr. Shen prided himself on being first-class in demeanor, but when he met Nie Bufan, he couldn't help but turn pale.At night, Nie Bufan and his chicken occupy his bed; during the day, he has to face the strange and murderous gazes of Li Yi and Zhang Junshi.

After suffering for two days, he finally uttered the most unkind words in his life: "Mr. Nie, can you go back to sleep in your own room in a smooth manner?"

Therefore, Nie Bufan could only leave embarrassingly.Originally, he was not such an obedient person, but he was more powerful than others. He was framed by Shen Muran's attendants...

When Lu met Li Yi, the other party leaned against the door and looked at him directly, and tapped a few times with one foot into the room, meaning welcome to come in.

Nie Bufan directly bypassed him and entered Li Huai's house.

Li Huai showed extreme repulsion towards his arrival, but Nie Bufan ignored him completely and jumped onto the bed, followed by five or six chickens. The consolation is that these chickens have very good habits. Know how to wipe a paw stain on someone's clothes.

Li Huai was trembling with anger seeing his precious robe destroyed in an instant.

"Nie Bufan, are you educated?"

"I'm in charge of raising it." Nie Bufan patted the chicken beside him, laughing heartlessly.

Li Huai pointed angrily: "Get out, you are not welcome here!"

"Don't be like this, it's more lively to sleep together."

"What excitement does sleep need!"

"That's right. Bad, it's late at night, let's sleep peacefully."

"Don't call me bad!" Li Huai rushed over and grabbed Nie Bufan's arm, trying to drag him out of the bed.

Nie Bufan clung tightly to the bedpost, and shouted: "Don't do this, the bed is about to collapse."

Li Huai gritted his teeth, shook off his hand, and said fiercely: "I'll ask my brother to come and sleep with you!"

"Bad!" Nie Bufan rushed forward, hugged Li Huai's waist, and said affectionately, "You have the heart to push me to someone else? We've already kissed to make love, and you can't compare it to love and reason." Your brother is more suitable to sleep with me."

"What? What a kiss!" Li Huai blushed and said irritablely, "You forced that kiss!"

"Yes, yes, you are right, I forced the kiss, who told me I couldn't help it?" Nie Bufan patted his back and smoothed his hair.

"To a man, why can't you help yourself!" Li Huai blushed even more, but his tone dropped.

"There is a poem that says: 'If you have a will in the moon, you can't help it', we can't help it too!" Nie Bufan leaned his head on Li Huai's waist, looking deeply at the candlestick.

Li Huai was silent. He remembered that Nie Bufan kissed him in public in order to make him look ugly. This would be very affectionate.I was almost fooled by him, did you really think he was so easy to deceive?He wants to see if Nie Bufan is really a manly man.

"Okay, that's it for tonight!" Li Huai broke Nie Bufan's hand and walked to the other side of the bed to change clothes.

Nie Bufan gave him a strange look, this reaction seems wrong?

Li Huai turned sideways to him, and slowly took off his clothes. His naked upper body was faintly seductive in the candlelight.He flicked his hair again, brushed his long hair to the side, then bent down and took off his outer pants, leaving only the underwear, and finally scooped up the long gown that was used as pajamas and put it on elegantly, the light through the thin long gown The curves of his body are reflected faintly, with a hazy beauty.

After doing this, Li Huai observed Nie Bufan's reaction from the corner of his eye, but he was so angry that this guy fell asleep with his limbs wide open!Was his work wasted just now?No, it was not a waste of time, at least those chickens were still staring at him with their corns open, as if they were looking at a magical creature.

Li Huai was so angry that he trembled all over, he threw up the quilt and lay down on the bed, and kicked Nie Bufan a few times in disbelief.

Nie Bufan turned over and said like a sleepy voice: "I will treat you to an egg tomorrow..."

"..." Li Huai beat the pillow desperately, with a look of grief and indignation.

The next day, Li Huai unsurprisingly put on a pair of panda eyes, describing him as haggard.

Nie Bufan was in high spirits, and after breakfast, he started picking eggs around.This period is the peak period of laying eggs, and many chickens do not like to lay eggs in the chicken coop in a well-behaved manner, and there may be places for them to lay eggs in various places in the village.

However, ever since he discovered the robbery hole, Nie Bufan has been careful not to ask Tu Beng to help him pick up the eggs, so as not to pick up any strange and precious items.

After a busy morning, he picked up two baskets of eggs, and after lunch, he led a group of chickens up the mountain for a release.

Li Yi and others were warmly received by the chickens, but they couldn't keep up with him.

Nie Bufan climbed halfway up the mountain, facing the cloud-shrouded mountains, surrounded by chickens, he suddenly became proud, stretched out his arms and shouted: "I am the king of the chicken nest village!"

"Oh—" the chickens responded enthusiastically.

There are echoes in the mountains, and the momentum is surging.

He put his hands on his hips, stepped on the rock, looked around the mountains, and looked like a great man looking down at the world.

After the fun was over, Nie Bufan was satisfied, and as soon as he turned around to go back to the village, he was taken aback by Wang Shichan who appeared behind him at some unknown time.

"You're here, let me say hello anyway!" Nie Bufan dissatisfied, "Is it just for the fun of scaring people by making yourself look like a ghost?"

Wang Shichan had a calm expression and asked, "When will you give me the Buddhist scriptures?"

"Let's talk about it someday when I'm happy."

"You look happy all day."

Nie Bufan stared at him, and said, "Don't you know what it means to force a smile?"

"..." Wang Shichan's expression remained unchanged, but there was serious doubt in his eyes.

"How about this!" Nie Bufan suggested, "You will be my bodyguard and protect me from any living creatures. If I am satisfied, I will give you half of it first."

Wang Shichan was silent for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking: "You seem to have said the wrong thing, should it be to protect other living creatures from your harassment?"

He has been in Jiwo Village for a while, and in this area, he really has never seen Nie Bufan suffer.Protect him from being harassed by others?Lucky him not to harass others.

Nie Bufan snorted and said, "It seems that you don't want Buddhist scriptures anymore, so let's do this, I'll go first!"

Wang Shichan immediately grabbed his arm and said sincerely, "Tell me, how can I protect you?"

"Twelve hours in the village for personal protection."

"Twelve hours is too long. In this way, if you go to the toilet, do I have to watch from the sidelines?"

"...Then, the point is at night. You can sleep in my room."

"No need." Wang Shichan refused very quickly.

"If you don't sleep in my room, how can you protect yourself?"

"I'll just sleep in the main room. If there is danger, I can hear you if you shout."

"Then what if I can't yell?" He didn't forget that Li Yi had said many times that he wanted to gag him.

"Then make some noise."

"...Okay." Nie Bufan reluctantly agreed.

Wang Shichan asked, "How long do I need to protect you?"

Nie Bufan thought for a while: "Just after we get the treasure."

Wang Shichan nodded, and disappeared before Nie Bufan without saying hello.

Nie Bufan shouted into the air: "Don't forget, it starts tonight!"

……

Back in the village, Nie Bufan only felt more at ease, and finally could sleep in his own room tonight.

During dinner, he kept smiling, and was kind and kind to everyone, and he didn't even shy away from Zhang Li's fiery eyes.

Li Yi's heart skipped a beat, and he secretly wondered if Nie Bufan was going to do something wrong again?He is well aware of the inferiority of this person.

And Zhang Junshi was also turning his little Jiujiu, but his face remained calm.

It was night, after Nie Bufan finished washing and washing, he lay down in his long-lost quilt, feeling very comfortable.

He closed his eyes, but his spirit was very excited, expecting someone to attack at night.

Sure enough, Li Yi appeared as expected.

Ever since he tasted the forbidden fruit that time, he has been in a state of dissatisfaction with desire, but it is a pity that he has not had a second chance to cheat.Originally, with his martial arts, he could completely overpower the king. Compared with others, he already has a considerable understanding of the chickens in Jiwo Village, and he has a lot of ways to defuse their offensive.Only because he wanted to give Nie Bufan a period of adaptation, he decided to wait patiently for him to figure it out before taking action.

Until today, Nie Bufan finally stayed in his room. Does it mean that he is ready to accept him?

Naturally, Li Yi would not miss this opportunity. To be safe, he took Zhang Junshi down first.

Gently pushing open the unfastened door, Li Yi walked slowly to the bedside, calling in a low voice, "Extraordinary."

Nie Bufan opened his eyes, sat up suddenly, hugged the quilt, and said defensively: "It's midnight, what are you doing?"

"I just want to hug you." Li Yi took him into his arms and said calmly, "Don't think I don't know that you've been avoiding me recently."

"Is there?" Nie Bufan pushed him away, looking ashamed as if he was about to refuse or welcome someone.

Li Yi's heart was agitated, he hooked his waist and was about to kiss him.

Nie Bufan flinched, half pushed and half agreed.

The lips and teeth of the two blended together, skin to skin, passionately agitated.

"Did you agree?" Li Yi asked panting.

"Promise what?" Nie Bufan kicked him in the stomach and hummed, "Go away, I'm going to sleep."

"Okay, let's sleep together." Li Yi smiled, got up and began to undress.

While admiring his strip show, Nie Bufan slowly scooped up the kettle on the bedside table and poured himself a glass of water.

After Li Yi took off his underwear, he had almost drunk the water. While Li Yi was going to bed, he seemed to inadvertently shake the hand holding the glass, and the water glass fell to the ground with a "clang" sound. One sound, especially loud in the silent night, startled the surrounding chickens.

Li Yi paused half-kneeling on the edge of the bed, and just when he was about to ask, a black shadow suddenly flashed beside him and patted him on the shoulder.

Li Yi looked back vigilantly, and immediately saw Wang Shichan's cold face that had remained unchanged for thousands of years.

"Why are you here?" Li Yi asked coldly.

"Protect him from harassment." Wang Shichan pointed to Nie Bufan who was leaning against the bed and smiling.

"You protect him?" Li Yi asked with a strange expression, "Why?"

"Buddhist scriptures."

Li Yi understood, this guy Nie Bufan repeated his old trick, using Buddhist scriptures to send Wang Shichan.No wonder you acted so cooperatively just now and pretended to be ashamed with him!

Li Yi gritted his teeth and said, "I just want to share the bed with him."

Wang Shichan looked at Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan whispered embarrassingly: "Do you need to strip me naked for bed?"

After speaking, he pulled up the quilt to cover his naked upper body.

Wang Shichan immediately looked at Li Yi like a beast.

Li Yi was only wearing his underwear at the moment, and the other clothes were thrown aside casually, as if he was in a hurry to get things done.

"Brother Li..."

"I won't hurt Feifan, please avoid Brother Shen." Li Yi interrupted.

"If you don't leave, I won't either." Wang Shichan found a chair and sat cross-legged.

Li Yi gritted his teeth, turned his head and gave Nie Bufan a hard look, and the latter blinked at him innocently.

He took a deep breath and said forcefully, "Okay, just stay here and watch!"

After finishing speaking, he got into the quilt and wrapped Nie Bufan into his arms with hands and feet. Although he couldn't make troubles under the eyes of outsiders, he could still poke a few times secretly.

Nie Bufan was poked hard, so he shouted: "Brother Wang, the bed is big enough, let's sleep together."

As soon as the voice fell, he was poked a few more times, almost poking his pants in.

Wang Shichan glanced at them, and said lightly: "I'll just meditate, you can do whatever you want."

After finishing speaking, he even scooped out a string of rosary beads from his bosom, and twirled the beads while closing his eyes and meditating on the scriptures.

Seeing this, Nie Bufan said again: "Brother Wang, we ordinary people are very dirty and have never heard the scriptures before, why don't you read them out for us to listen to."

Although Wang Shichan didn't answer, he really recited the scriptures, his voice was low and rhythmic, and it looked extraordinarily mysterious and serene in the dark night...

Li Yi was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, and the solemn chanting sound couldn't soothe his heart that wanted to go crazy!