Bird Dude Nie Bufan

When Nie Bufan woke up, he saw Li Yi's wicked face at a glance.He slowed down his breathing and carefully withdrew from his arms. Although his hands had been loosened, his whole body was so sore as if he had been run over by something.

Nie Bufan secretly gritted his teeth and made strange faces while searching for his scattered clothes secretly.Just when she put on a coat and was about to get out of bed over Li Yi, a strong arm suddenly wrapped around her waist, followed by Li Yi's faint voice: "Where are you going?"

Nie Bufan turned his head, looked directly at Li Yi with a pair of clear and innocent eyes, and said, "It's getting late, it's time to get up."

"Oh." Li Yi sat up and rolled Nie Bufan onto his lap.

Nie Bufan did not act rashly, but asked, "Where is this?"

"The old house of a distant relative of the Li family, except for regular cleaning, few people set foot in it."

"Yeah. Then why are we here?"

Li Yi narrowed his eyes and looked at him, before saying after a while: "Why do you think we are here?"

While thinking, Nie Bufan scooped up his trousers and put them on his feet. When he was halfway through the trousers, he said: "I remember I went to a brothel, asked a few girls to accompany me for a drink, and had a great chat, and then..."

"Then what?" Every time Li Yi heard a sentence, his face darkened.

"Then...there is no more, I will be here when I wake up again." Nie Bufan rubbed his temples, and said distressedly, "Why do I have no memory of what happened after that?"

"You mean, you don't remember what happened last night at all?" Li Yi gritted his teeth.

"Yeah." Nie Bufan said seriously, "I think I'm drunk, and the strange thing is, everything hurts except my head."

"..."

"Li Si, your expression now looks like you are constipated, is it okay?"

Li Yi held down Nie Bufan's hand lifting his trousers, and said grimly, "Just say 'drunk' and it's over?"

"Did I do something outrageous?" Nie Bufan asked in a low voice.

Li Yi pursed his lips and did not speak.

"...Or, did you do something heinous?"

Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi with eyes that looked like a beast, but his fingers were pulling at the hand that was holding his trouser waist.

After confirming that he couldn't shake it, Nie Bufan had to ask sincerely: "Can you let go?"

"No."

"It's cold in the spring morning, and it's easy to catch a cold."

"That's enough." Li Yi grabbed the thing between his legs.

"This..." Nie Bufan said in a low voice with a bitter face, "I don't have the habit of morning erection."

Li Yi leaned into his ear and said, "I have."

Nie Bufan suddenly fell on Li Yi, and said weakly, "Li Si, my head hurts so much, touch it, is it hot?"

Li Yi let go of his hand holding his vitals expressionlessly, and was about to touch his head immediately.

Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to block it, squinting and said: "Li Si, although I know you are informal, I still have to remind you that men who don't like cleanliness are unlovable."

"..." A person who sleeps in a chicken coop all year round still tells him how clean it is!

Taking advantage of Li Yi's slander, Nie Bufan got out of his embrace like a loach, jumped up and pulled up his pants.

"Hiss!" As soon as he pulled up his pants, Nie Bufan sat down on the bed, feeling a dull pain in his private parts, but he didn't want to show this pain, so as not to be asked by Li Yi, the so-called hurting someone but not hurting his face.However, being afraid of pain, he couldn't stop thinking about Li Yi. He wanted to get mad and because his force value was higher than his. All kinds of emotions were intertwined. Nie Bufan's expression seemed to be rubbed with paste, weird, wrinkled, Weird, twisted...

"...What are you doing?" Li Yi's mouth twitched, wanting to fix his face.

Nie Bufan touched his face, pretending to be calm and said: "It's nothing, it's just urgent to pee."

"..." Well, even if Li Yi still had morning luck in mind, he was blown away by his wicked words.He is now very glad that he did not have premature ejaculation last night, this guy Nie Bufan definitely has the potential to drive people crazy.Obviously he has already succeeded, but he has no sense of accomplishment at all.Do it later, it's best to gag his mouth first.

"Can you get up?" Nie Bufan asked in a low voice.

Li Yi waved his hand, expressing to let him go.For the sake of my fragile heart, don't push too much.Otherwise, who knows what strange looks this guy will make?

Nie Bufan smiled, and carefully stood up with his trousers waist up, ready to step over him to find his belt.

At this moment, the door was kicked open with a bang, Zhang Junshi rushed in with a serious face, Nie Bufan was startled, loosened his hand, and his pants fell down again, revealing two bare legs...

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi both stood still at the same time, and their eyes fell on Nie Bufan's legs at the same time.

Nie Bufan crossed his legs, gave each of them a knife, and said contemptuously, "Don't you know what indecent contempt is?"

Zhang Junshi turned his head unnaturally, while Li Yi stretched out his hand to help him put on his pants.

Nie Bufan kicked him away unceremoniously, and pulled up his pants with lightning speed.

Zhang Junshi turned his head and looked at Li Yi coldly, Li Yi returned with a smug look.

Nie Bufan stepped out of bed awkwardly, and said to Zhang Junshi, "Zhang San, I was drunk last night."

"Really?" Zhang Junshi picked up his clothes and helped him put them on, his face was gloomy, especially after seeing the suspicious marks on his neck, he was even more persistent.

Nie Bufan opened his arms, let him serve, and asked casually: "Zhang San, why are you here?"

"Your chicken."

Nie Bufan subconsciously looked at his lower body, and after confirming that he was not exposed, he realized that what Zhang San was talking about was a real chicken.

Sure enough, as soon as he looked up, he saw Hua girl's little cockscomb poking out, met his gaze, and then disappeared with a whoosh.

Nie Bufan gritted his teeth, these fellows are less and less serious about his master, and they are very familiar with betraying him.When you look back, you must rectify it, otherwise, wouldn't you lose all human rights?

"Okay, let's go back." After Zhang Junshi helped him get dressed, he took his hand and prepared to leave.Unexpectedly, after only a few steps, he couldn't drag anymore. Looking back, he found that Li Yi, whose clothes were a little messy, grabbed Nie Bufan's other hand.

"Let's go back together." Li Yi touched Nie Bufan's head with his other hand.

Zhang Junshi glanced coldly, and once again collided with Li Yi's eyes in the air, and instantly, lightning flashed.

Nie Bufan looked at this and then at that, the three big men were walking hand in hand, like three idiots.

Nie Bufan suddenly joined hands, folded the hands of Zhang Li and Zhang Li, and said seriously: "Good friends, love each other."

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi looked at each other, shivered at the same time, and quickly withdrew their hands.

"Okay, let's go." Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, took a bold step with his hands behind his back, and froze as soon as his toes touched the ground.Then, he saw his feet trembling slightly, and his whole body twisted strangely like a pair of scissors that were about to soften.

Nie Bufan was determined not to show weakness, but the result was that he had to endure that kind of unspeakable pain, to the limit, it was unbearable!

It hurts so much!

Nie Bufan put his arms around Zhang Junshi's shoulders, clenched his fists and grinned, thinking Li Yi as a villain in his heart.

Li Yi looked worried and proud, and stepped forward to hug him across his chest.

Zhang Junshi stopped him: "What are you doing?"

Li Yi said indifferently: "Didn't you see him feel uncomfortable? There is still a long distance from the village, and he probably won't be able to make it through."

Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and stared at Li Yi fiercely.

Li Yi smiled: "He was exhausted last night."

This is simply Chi Guoguo's provocation!

However, Nie Bufan still did not know what to do and said: "Yeah, I didn't sleep well all night, I had strange dreams all night, and I will never drink again, it is too exhausting."

Li Yichi laughed.

Zhang Junshi's face was purple and black, as if he had been poisoned.

"Let's go? Hurry up." Nie Bufan urged.

"Let's go." Li Yi bypassed Zhang Junshi and walked out briskly.

Zhang Junshi stared at his back for a long time, the anger in his eyes gradually subsided, replaced by a firm look.

When approaching the entrance of the village, Nie Bufan insisted that Li Yi put him down. As the head of Jiwo Village, he must not be seen by any animals in the village with such a "delicate" side, which would damage his glorious image too much. up.

After returning to the village, Nie Bufan saw Tiannv Nineteen walking around for the first time. He walked up to her and said with a smile, "You came back early? I was still worried about you just now."

"Thank you, village chief, for your concern, little girl, thank you... I am grateful." Nineteen pretended to be gentle and replied, but his eyes wandered, revealing a guilty conscience.

In fact, when Li Yi came over last night, she saw it in the corridor on the other side, but she didn't inform Nie Bufan, instead she got out of the way first.Although it is a bit unethical, for the sake of one's own reputation, it is better to protect oneself wisely.

Nineteen is not pretending to be calm enough, if she has a thick skin like Nie Bufan, combined with her status as a magic stick, she is enough to be invincible in the world.It's a pity that her little guilty conscience couldn't hide Nie Bufan's perceptive eyes.Originally, it was just a suspicion, but this time it was confirmed that Nineteen must have abandoned him at a critical moment.

Nie Bufan showed her white teeth, smiled brightly, and said kindly, "It's good that you're fine. It's sunny outside, so be careful to protect yourself from the sun when you go out."

Nineteen subconsciously looked at the sky, the spring is warm and warm, where do you need sun protection?

Nie Bufan turned and left with a strange laugh.

As soon as he walked to the door, he saw a group of black shadows descending from the sky, hitting the courtyard with a loud bang and splashing dust all over the place.

When I looked closely, I realized that it was a... dead body?Not only this one, there were four or five strangers lying in disorder in the courtyard.

Nie Bufan looked up, and saw a person standing on the roof, standing alone, floating like a fairy, it was Wang Shichan who came and went without a trace.

"This is you?" Nie Bufan pointed to the person on the ground and asked suspiciously.

"Chicken thief." Wang Shichan replied concisely.

"Chicken thief?" He kicked one of them on the butt, dissatisfied, "Can't you solve it outside the village? What are you going to do to carry it to my yard?"

"Since I promised you to keep watch, I must do it to perfection." Wang Shichan said lightly, "But I am only responsible for catching thieves, not dealing with them."

"..." Nie Bufan had to admit that he underestimated this serious guy.

After a moment of distraction, Wang XX disappeared, leaving only a "corpse" on the ground.

Nie Bufan touched the mute, and looked around the village.

This is not good!It seems that the residents of Jiwo Village are showing signs of becoming more and more crooked, and he feels that his supremacy has been challenged...