Bird Dude Nie Bufan

The next day, Si Chenyu insisted on the dark mentality that "it is better to be alone than to be happy alone", and urged his friend Shen Muran to move into Jiwo Village together. Shen Muran was also the one who held the key, so he agreed immediately.

So, early in the morning, Nie Bufan saw dozens of big men carrying things into the village with large and small bags.

Si Chenyu and Shen Muran leisurely pointed at Jiangshan, and must arrange these few village houses, which they thought were outrageously simple, into barely livable living rooms.Since they were young, they probably have never lived in such a rough and small place.

Throughout the morning, I saw a group of people working in and out. Unexpectedly, the chickens in Jiwo Village did not make a scene, but just watched quietly.

After the house was furnished, Si Chenyu sent away a bunch of idlers, and was about to enter the house to check the results. From the corner of his eye, he inadvertently glanced at the thing pasted on the door, and immediately showed a little disgusted expression on his face.The couplets posted on both sides are fine, the fonts are beautiful and auspicious, but the picture on the door panel that looks like a demon-suppressing talisman is criticized.

He stretched out his hand subconsciously, and just as he pinched a corner of the paper, he felt two sharp eyes coming from not far away—Nie Bufan was hugging a chicken, staring intently at his next move.

Si Chenyu paused, flattened his fingers, and caressed the ghostly talisman with care.

Shen Muran looked strange, and asked, "Chenyu, what are you doing? Aren't you going to tear it up?"

"Cough." Si Chenyu withdrew his hand and said lightly, "Keep it, maybe it's a custom here, it can drive away evil spirits or something."

Shen Muran didn't care, and entered the house with him.

The tables, chairs, cups, and bed gauze curtains in the room have all been replaced. Si Wangye seems to like purple and black very much. The gauze curtains and bedding are all gold embroidery with a purple background, purple sand pots, jade brocade cups, and black copper stoves. It doesn't seem to have much decoration, but it gives people a low-key gorgeousness.

And Shen Muran's side has another style, the room is decorated in light colors, elegant and clean, very chic.At the same time, Shen Muran also sent people to plant a lot of flowers and plants in the yard, with green plants and red trees, and the light fragrance followed the wind.

Nie Bufan watched all this silently without saying a word.At lunch, Nie Bufan was in charge of entertaining Si Chenyu and Shen Muran, while their servants were handed over to Tu Beng. Nineteen had scruples about his status, and generally would not eat at the same table with men.

The lunch was uneventful, and the accident that Si Chenyu imagined did not happen, and Nie Bufan's performance was also quite satisfactory.

For some reason, Si Chenyu was somewhat inexplicably disappointed by this.

Shen Muran didn't notice it, and maintained his usual elegance. As a perfect existence ranked second by Nie Bufan among the "Eight Rich Princes", his words and deeds were as pleasant, noble, and personable as if he had been rehearsed.Even when dining surrounded by chickens, it is still calm.

In terms of raising qi, this person is definitely world-class.

After the meal, after the two had visited the goddess, they were invited to go for an outing in the mountains to get acquainted with the environment by the way.The Treasure Saint's treasure must be nearby, and they are eager to see it.

However, Si Chenyu had learned from the past, so he didn't dare to act rashly again, and greeted Nie Bufan specially before setting off.

Nie Bufan waved his hands and said, "You guys go, it's okay." After speaking, he handed them a basket of snacks.

So, Si Chenyu set off with Shen Muran who didn't know where he was going, with some vigilance.

This was a fun and a bit shocking trip. I enjoyed enjoying the beautiful natural scenery. Unfortunately, I found nothing about the treasure clues.

But overall, it's enjoyable.

The two of Si and Chen returned to the village talking and laughing happily, and the moment they opened the door, their smiles froze immediately.

The cups and pots in the room were overturned, and the delicate furniture was scratched everywhere, and occasionally suspicious off-white sticky matter was stuck on it.A few rooster crows came, and Si Chenyu walked into the room quickly, and saw a few chickens playing and playing on the purple quilt. The ravines are horrible.The elegant purple gauze curtains became strips, disheveled in the wind like willow branches.

Si Chenyu's fingers trembled slightly, and he watched helplessly as his room turned into a chicken coop, with depression gathering in his chest.He arranged it meticulously, and he died and went to bed in less than half a day.

Seeing this scene, Shen Muran's heart tightened, and he immediately turned around and walked towards his own room.

Obviously, his house was not spared either. The flowers and plants in the yard were swaying to and fro, looking as pitiful as a stripped yellow flower girl.Walking into the room, I couldn’t bear to look directly at it. The light-colored tablecloth was full of stains, the bed sheet was full of paw prints, and occasionally there were a few chickens rolling on it. When I saw him coming in, I didn’t dodge or avoid it, just shaking the chicken feathers He jumped down and walked out leisurely.

"Nie Bufan!" Si Chenyu roared from outside.

Shen Muran shook his head and smiled bitterly, turned around and left the room.

Nie Bufan came over staggeringly, and asked suspiciously, "Brother Shi, what's the matter?"

"What's going on?" Si Chenyu pointed to his room.

Nie Bufan looked inside, and said "Oh", "What's wrong?"

"And 'what's wrong'? See what your chickens are doing?"

"It's not their fault."

"Don't blame them, but blame me?"

"Of course it's your fault." Nie Bufan nodded, "Jiwo Village is the territory of the chickens. You have already caused their dissatisfaction by living in it. Who knows that you are still messing around with the house. Isn't this grabbing territory with them?"

Si Chenyu was stiff all over. It was the first time he heard that chickens still have territories.

Nie Bufan said again: "You should be glad that the chickens just come to your room to leave their own smell, instead of driving you away directly."

"Leave... leave your own scent?" Si Chenyu had a bad feeling.

"Yeah, like pee..."

"Stop it!" Si Chenyu sternly stopped with his face turning dark.

Shen Muran's back felt itchy when he was beside him.

Nie Bufan comforted: "It will be fine in the future, and I will change a new set of bedding for you later, even if you are officially allowed to move in."

"I need a group of chickens to allow me to move in?" Si Chenyu said coldly, "Tomorrow, I will ask someone to clean it inside and out, otherwise I will never move in!"

Shen Muran nodded in agreement, thinking that his bed was once stained with chicken filth, he felt uncomfortable.

"Then it's up to you." Nie Bufan shrugged, "But I still have to remind you, if you wash off their smell, they will still occupy your house persistently. The chickens in Jiwo Village are very idle. , not afraid of trouble."

Si Chenyu looked gloomy.Shen Muran secretly rubbed his temples.

Nie Bufan stretched out two fingers: "There are only two choices, either accept the reality or leave the village."

The two remained silent, their hearts at war between heaven and man.

After a while, Si Chenyu gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll stay, but I want to change rooms with you!"

"Change rooms with me?" Nie Bufan looked at him with an extremely strange look.

"That's right." Si Chenyu nodded affirmatively.In his mind, Nie Bufan's house must be the safest.

Shen Muran immediately connected: "Well, Chenyu, I'll squeeze with you tonight."

"Okay." Si Chenyu agreed, "I will change it when I find a clean place."

Nie Bufan touched his nose and kindly reminded: "Actually, my room..."

"Go, go and have a look." Si Chenyu walked towards his room without waiting for him to finish speaking.

Nie Bufan curled his lips and followed slowly with his hands behind his back.

"Well, it's not bad." Si Chenyu was quite satisfied when he saw the extra-large bed for the first time, and the room looked clean.

"Then it's decided."

Shen Muran smiled and said to Nie Bufan: "Sorry, Brother Nie, we have to trouble you."

"Don't worry, it's convenient for others and convenient for you." Nie Bufan smiled again, "If you want to sleep in this room, you can sleep in this room."

After speaking, he turned and left, called Tu Beng, and together they rearranged Si and Chen's room, changing all the bedding and so on.

It was night, and Nie Bufan went to bed early, and he didn't have any resistance to changing the bed. For him, as long as he was in Jiwo Village, it was the same anywhere.

In the dead of night, except for some nocturnal chickens, all other living creatures fell asleep.

Suddenly, a series of shocks broke the tranquility of the night and woke up many animals.

Nie Bufan was awakened by a wing, opened his eyes, removed the chicken next to his head, put on a piece of clothing and walked outside.

Before entering his room, he heard the sound of chaotic fighting coming from inside.

Pushing open the door, a chicken flew towards him, Nie Bufan caught it with one hand, and then he saw chicken feathers all over the room.

A thinly dressed man dodged embarrassingly under the siege of a group of chickens. Seeing him staggering, he seemed to be drunk, and he did not have the flexibility of a martial artist at all.The other person had passed out and was submerged by a flock of chickens, repeating Li Huai's painful experience back then.

Seeing Nie Bufan, Si Chenyu immediately turned over to him, leaned his head on his shoulder, and said weakly and ruthlessly: "What the hell do you live in?"

Nie Bufan waved at the chickens in the room, and patted Si Chenyu on the back comfortingly. Judging by his appearance, he must have been poisoned.

"It's okay, just get used to it."

"Get used to it!" Si Chenyu growled, his voice a little hoarse.

Nie Bufan helped him to the bed and explained: "Actually, I have always wanted to tell you that my room is a territory within a territory. Without me, other living things will be regarded as intruders. The consequence is that the chickens will riot .”

Si Chenyu took a deep breath and said angrily, "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

"I wanted to talk about it, but I saw that you were very determined, so I had no choice but to give up."

Si Chenyu was so angry that he vomited blood.

Nie Bufan helped the fainted Shen Muran to the bed again. His condition was much worse than Si Chenyu's.

Si Chenyu felt inexplicably balanced when he saw that his normally gorgeous friend was in such a mess.

Nie Bufan turned around and went out to get a basin of water, and helped the two disabled people wipe their bodies.

Si Chenyu stared at him quietly, and suddenly said: "What kind of person really raises what kind of chickens."

"Thank you for the compliment." Nie Bufan smiled brilliantly.

Si Chenyu stroked his forehead feebly.

Nie Bufan glanced at him and asked, "What, when do you plan to leave?"

"leave?"

"Yeah, you can't stand the chickens in Chicken Nest Village, how can you live?"

Si Chenyu fell silent, he had never encountered such a situation.

Poor mountains, irritable chickens, dirty environment...

Nie Bufan shrugged his shoulders and stopped talking, tidied up the room roughly, changed the quilt, then climbed onto the bed and lay between Si and Chen.

"What are you doing?" Si Chenyu asked.

"Can you sleep without me?"

I can't sleep without you!

"Let's make do with it tonight, pack up and leave tomorrow, Jiwo Village is not suitable for noble people like you." Nie Bufan said flatly.

Si Chenyu clenched his fist secretly, without saying a word.

Suddenly, his body froze, and in the darkness, he felt a few chickens jump onto the bed and lay beside him.

He was about to speak when he heard Nie Bufan say: "Relax a bit, this is their home, and there is their smell in every corner, which will make them feel safe. If you get rid of the grudges in your heart, you will find that they are actually so cute."

Si Chenyu calmed down, feeling the softness and warmth of the feathers sweeping across his face, and smelling it carefully, there was no unpleasant smell as he had imagined.

"The chickens in Jiwo Village have their own characteristics. Chickens that like to go to bed are very quiet, and they don't dirty their sleeping places."

Is there such a chicken as it turns out.

Listening to Nie Bufan's voice, Si Chenyu gradually had a different feeling.

"Why don't you tell me more about these chickens?"

"..."

"Hey."

"..."

"No, how long has it been since you fell asleep?"

"..."

"You must have been a pig in your previous life!"

The voice raised slightly, causing the surrounding chickens to be a little restless, and Si Chenyu quickly stopped talking.

Forget it, go to sleep.

He is probably the first prince ever to bathe and sleep with a chicken, and I don't know what Shen Muran's expression will be when he wakes up tomorrow...