Bird Dude Nie Bufan

In the bathhouse, the mist was dense and steaming.

Si Chenyu soaked naked in the huge bathtub, looking expressionlessly at the chicken that was jubilant in the water.

For the first time, he knew that chickens can also swim...

Of course, that's not the point.

Generally, people from rich and noble families have a slight obsession with cleanliness. They are particular about basic necessities of life, bathing with poultry, and he has no such peculiar hobby.

Just as he was about to get out of the bath angrily, Nie Bufan walked in with a change of clothes, and saw Si Chenyu standing up aggressively at a glance, showing his proud biceps and pectoralis major .

Nie Bufan naturally rejects men with better figures than him, especially those who have to show off in front of him.

Si Chenyu is not as thick-skinned as Nie Bufan. Seeing that his "spring glory" leaked out, he quickly sat back in the bath, and at the same time pointed to the chicken on the other side and scolded: "Hurry up and get rid of this thing, and give it to me again." Boil a bucket of water."

Nie Bufan put his clothes aside first, then bent over and slipped out the chicken that was playing with water, and taught him a lesson: "How many times have I told you, don't take a bath with strangers, what if you get swallowed alive? "

Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth, he doesn't have such a good appetite!

After driving the chicken out, Nie Bufan said to Si Chenyu again: "You don't need to boil the water anymore, my Doudou likes to be clean, and I take a bath every day, so there is absolutely no disease."

"You mean, let me share a pool of bath water with a chicken?" Si Chenyu grabbed a chicken feather from the water and said angrily.

Nie Bufan stepped on the edge of the bathtub, folded his arms around his chest, and said condescendingly: "This is the case in Jiwo Village. Chickens are sacred and inviolable. If you talk too much, I'll pour cold water on you."

Si Chenyu was furious, he had never been treated inhumanely like this before, he stared at Nie Bufan with burning eyes, full of murderous intent, grabbed the shoes beside him and threw them at him.

Nie Bufan didn't notice for a while—of course, he couldn't hide even if he was detected—he was hit straight, and fell into the water like a head of garlic, splashing a lot of water.

Si Chenyu sneered, before he could say a few harsh words, his face suddenly changed.

Nie Bufan raised his head, wiped his face with his right hand, and said with a smile: "So you want the village chief to take a bath with you?"

The corner of Si Chenyu's mouth twitched and said, "Get lost."

"You took the initiative to do this, and now you want to refuse or welcome?"

Si Chenyu's expression was distorted, and he bared his teeth in a suppressed voice: "Let go!"

"You let me let go?" Nie Bufan approached, "Give me a reason to let go."

What the hell reason does this need?

"If you don't let go, I'll kill you!" Si Chenyu threatened.

"You kill it, it's not a loss to exchange my little life for your death."

It turned out that Nie Bufan's left hand was tightly holding something between Si Chenyu's legs.When he fell into the water just now, he saw the target, and a dragon claw hand grabbed someone's lifeblood.

Si Chenyu's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, his fists were clenched, and he gritted his teeth and said, "How can there be such a shameless person like you in the world?"

Nie Bufan smiled and showed his white teeth: "I have very teeth."

Si Chenyu turned his face away, and suppressed the surging anger in his chest with all his might.

Nie Bufan said again: "Brother Shi, you really can master it with one hand."

Boom!The last rational nerve was officially declared broken.

Si Chenyu jumped up, pressed Nie Bufan to the edge of the pool, clasped his throat with both hands, and shook him vigorously: "Are you going to let him go or not?"

Well, Dashi was finally forced to be manic.

"Cough, cough, calm down, calm down." Nie Bufan was a little dizzy from being shaken, but his right hand kept grabbing the thing dutifully, while his left hand sneaked under it to scratch the other's itchy flesh.

Si Chenyu twisted his body, showing a terrifying expression as if he had been ravaged by someone, and stopped shaking Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan thought to himself, it would be great if he had a camera in hand at this time.

"You..." How unlucky Si Chenyu is, it's not good to offend anyone, but Nie Bufan.

"Brother Shi, come, take a deep breath, take a deep breath." Nie Bufan stroked his chest up and down with his left hand.

Si Chenyu hung his head weakly on Nie Bufan's shoulder, and the two maintained an ambiguous posture of fighting each other.

Si Chenyu gradually calmed down when he smelled the faint smell of grass on the opponent's body.Ever since he was a child, no one has ever dared to be so rude to him, let alone make such an obscene gesture.But looking at Nie Bufan's expression, there was a bit of calmness in the banter, and a bit of playfulness in the sly, after the initial anger, there was a kind of weird fun.

Forget it, the person in front of me cannot be treated with common sense. There is a kind of person who is like a seemingly harmless poisonous weed. If you step on it with bare feet, you have to suffer the consequences of poisoning.

A gleam of brilliance suddenly flashed in Si Chenyu's eyes, he stared fixedly at Nie Bufan, and then...

"Ah!" Nie Bufan called out, "What are you doing?"

"Treat him with his own way." Si Chenyu smiled sinisterly.

"Well, although I really don't want to hurt you, I still have to say, although your figure is better than mine, but that thing is smaller than me, won't you feel inferior if you hold it like this?"

Si Chenyu's anger, which had just calmed down, showed signs of resurgence, and he said with a half smile, "Hmph, are you sure yours is older than mine?"

"Of course, the touch can't be wrong."

"Then let's compete."

"How to compare?"

"That's it." Si Chenyu got his hand into Nie Bufan's pants, grabbed the thing and started to move it flexibly with his five fingers.He would have completely thrown his integrity to Java, and after spending such a short time with Nie Bufan, the inner evil was aroused.

"Hey, wait a minute." Nie Bufan stopped him, "Would it be embarrassing for two big men to do such a thing?"

Do you still know how to be ashamed?Si Chenyu snorted, but did not stop the movement of his hands, and said lightly: "I heard that you have such a hobby, isn't that son of the Li family one of yours?"

"Uh, that's right, I have to defend him like a jade." Nie Bufan said righteously.

Si Chenyu sneered, with an expression of "it's only strange if I believe you".

Nie Bufan is a nice young man with normal desires, and after being teased by Si Chenyu, he slowly started to feel it.

He curled his lips, and moved his hands not to be outdone while chanting Ami Buddha silently.

For a while, neither of them spoke anymore. The temperature in the room seemed to be getting higher and higher, and their breathing was getting heavier and heavier.

Not long after, Si Chenyu leaned close to Nie Bufan's ear and whispered, "How dare you say yours is bigger than mine?"

Nie Bufan remained expressionless, holding the iron bar with his left hand, motionless.

"Okay, it's all done, let's have the beginning and the end."

Nie Bufan glanced at him, and when he was about to erupt, he suddenly folded hard and dealt Si Chenyu a brutal blow.

"Ah!" Si Chenyu bent down with a distorted expression.

Nie Bufan pushed him away and walked out of the bath.

"The village head will not accompany you anymore." Nie Bufan shook off the water and walked away proudly, leaving only a certain prince baring his teeth.

As soon as he went out, he met two of Si Chenyu's subordinates. Seeing that Nie Bufan was drenched all over, they couldn't help asking curiously: "What's going on with you?"

Nie Bufan suddenly showed aggrieved affection, and said in grief and indignation: "Your prince is sick!"

"Sick?" The guard frowned, "Don't talk nonsense."

"I'm talking nonsense?" Nie Bufan said angrily, "Just now I kindly sent clothes in, but who would have thought that your prince would actually..."

"What happened?"

"You did an unforgivable bestiality to me."

"……impossible."

"Why do you think I stayed inside for so long just now, and got into such a mess?"

"..." Yeah, why?

Nie Bufan sighed: "It's fine if you don't believe me, I don't want to say more, who told me that I'm just a commoner, if the prince wants it, can I not give it?"

"..."

Nie Bufan staggered and turned to leave. After walking a few steps, he suddenly turned around and said, "Also, I have to say, your prince's staying power is worrying."

"...!"

When Si Chenyu with an ugly face came out of the bathroom, he was greeted by his subordinates' strange eyes.

Si Chenyu just felt baffled.He didn't know that his image was being ruthlessly destroyed.

"Brother Shi, the goddess is waiting for you in the yard over there." Nie Bufan waved his hand at him from the other side.

At this moment, Si Chenyu is wearing the clothes Nie Bufan prepared for him. It is simple and unadorned. After taking off his fine clothes, he loses a bit of his natural bastard spirit, but has a bit more of a lost dust. If his expression can be more normal , that seems to be the demeanor of a hermit.

People before and after, behave completely differently.Two words - hypocrisy.

Si Chenyu nodded expressionlessly, and was about to step away when he suddenly stopped and asked, "By the way, it sounds a bit wrong since just now, what did you call me?"

"Brother Wet." Nie Bufan nodded affirmatively.

Si Chenyu breathed out: "You can call me Mr. 'Si'."

"Young Master Wet." Nie Bufan followed suit with kindness.

"It's 'Division'."

"wet."

"..."

Correcting the pronunciation failed, Si Chenyu went to meet the goddess in a bad mood.

Nie Bufan did not participate in the conversation between the two.

When they finished talking, the meal was ready.Nie Bufan asked Tu Beng to send the Tiannu and the others over, and then asked him to entertain Si Chenyu's two subordinates.

During the meal, Si Chenyu didn't mention the content of the conversation, but said to Nie Bufan after the meal: "Clean up a room for me before tomorrow, and I will move in for a while."

Nie Bufan replied while cleaning up the dishes: "100 Wen per person per day, full board and lodging, daily settlement, no credit."

Si Chenyu stared at him with an unfriendly expression, and after a while, he put a piece of jade pendant on the table with a "snap", and said coldly, "This jade pendant is worth at least 500 taels."

Nie Bufan glanced at it, and said disdainfully: "Sorry, we don't accept repayment of debts with property."

It is too troublesome to exchange, and Nie Bufan hates trouble the most.

Si Chenyu's face was gloomy, with a penetrating chill all over his body, he pursed his lips and said nothing. When his servants and guards walked in, he said stiffly: "Xu Si, give this Mr. Nie 100 taels."

The servant named "Xu Si" took out 100 taels of silver notes angrily with a bruised face.

"Hey, thank you for your patronage." Nie Bufan accepted the bank note with a smile.

Well, this business is good, I hope Nineteen can stay for a while, a better life is beckoning to him.

After sending away the angry Si Chenyu, Nie Bufan found Shijiu and asked about the meeting.

Nineteen excitedly said: "I told him that the time to open the treasure must be in midsummer. As for the specific day, I will also watch the sky at night."

Nie Bufan gave her a thumbs up and praised: "Good job."

"This way I will have enough time to look for the key." Nineteen said hopefully, "The Palace Master said that I will definitely gain something from this trip, and I believe I will be able to do it."

Nie Bufan pretended to respond: "Yes, yes, you can do it."

There are still a few months, hehehehe...