Bird Dude Nie Bufan

In the second year, Nie Bufan's second egg was born.Different from the calmness of the first time, this time almost everyone knows about it.Although he hid in the chicken coop early to hug the nest, his shrill cry, as if he couldn't get out because of constipation, almost caused an avalanche.

All the chickens are guarded outside the chicken coop to prevent the anxious crowd from entering the nest.

Wang Shichan coughed lightly and said flatly, "Don't worry, he's just giving birth."

The rest of the people looked at him, most of them didn't respond, they just wondered what Nie Bufan was "producing"?

Wang Shichan said again: "Speak directly, he is giving birth."

have a baby?have a baby?have a baby!

Everyone just felt that the sky was spinning, and the lightning flashed and thundered.

Wang Shichan showed off the child in his arms, smiled and said: "Here, this is my son."

"No, didn't you pick it up?" Tai Bai asked in shock.

"No, it's my own, it was born to me by Bufan." Wang Shichan smiled brightly, making the rest of the people angry.

"That is to say, you already knew?" Li Yi's voice was dark.

"You guys are too slow."

As soon as the words fell, he saw all kinds of hidden weapons flying towards him.

Wang Shichan dodges and Piao Piao disappears.

At this moment, the loud cry of a baby came from the house.

gave birth!Everyone was so excited that they completely forgot to pursue the unreasonableness of men having children.Under the influence of someone, their ability to accept has reached the realm of transcendence and holiness.

Taibai suddenly asked: "Whose child does this belong to?"

Everyone froze, looked at each other suspiciously, and then fell into deep thought.Ten months ago, who was the one who shared the bed with Bufan?Seems to be about the same number of times.Except for Wei Di, a guerrilla member, and Tai Bai, a non-staff member, Wang Shichan, Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, and Fan Luo are divided into four parts of the world, each with their own means, and the time interval is not long.

So, whose will it be?

At this time, the miracle doctor came out holding the child.Everyone flew around, staring closely at the baby's crumpled face, trying to find evidence of similarity to themselves from the facial features.

"This eyebrow looks like mine." Zhang Junshi pondered.

"Where does it look like? It hasn't grown up yet." Li Yi retorted, and then changed the subject, "This expression has the same charm as I did back then."

"Do you still remember what kind of Shen Yun you were born with?" Zhang despised.

Others also came together to study the breed of the child.

After watching the play for a long time, the genius doctor interrupted everyone's discussion: "The village chief Nie said that the child's father is the leader of the League of Guards."

"What? Why?" How does a person who lives for only a few days in a few months come out on top?

"What? Mine?" Wei Di tried his best to restrain his excitement, but the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably.

"That's right, it's yours." The miracle doctor nodded.

"Why are you so sure?" Wei Di confirmed again.

"This child has the same five-star birthmark on his buttocks as you."

"..."

Wei Di was bathed in everyone's jealous and resentful stares, and laughed heartily: "Hahahaha, this is ability, you can't accept it!"

Murderous aura suddenly rose around, and the anger was burning.

"Haha, my Wei family has a queen!" Wei Di was so excited that he couldn't contain his excitement.

"Uh, Master Guardian."

"what?"

"It's a girl."

"..."

"Hahaha." Taibai laughed loudly, "Congratulations, Master Wei."

Zhang San and the others inexplicably balanced, each said "Congratulations", and then leisurely entered the room to see Feifan.

Wei Di hugged his daughter and snorted coldly: "What's wrong with my daughter, none of you are here!"

With his ability, how difficult is it to ask Bufan to help him give birth?

Everyone regained their strength and suddenly realized that someone could give birth to a baby. How could this make the men who had already done their best not to be excited or crazy?

Thus, a battle for sons officially kicked off.

After the egg was delivered, Nie Bufan was cared for like a king, with clothes, hands and food, and everything needed for food and drink.The proud sons who are usually immobile, these days they are working hard, doing whatever they say and doing nothing differently.

After recuperating for half a month, Nie Bufan gained a lot of weight, and was raised to be fat and strong, beautiful and delicious.

So, the attackers couldn't wait to sharpen their swords and prepare to attack.

However, a pig can be eaten by many people, but a single person, even if the chrysanthemum blossoms into a sunflower, cannot tolerate all living beings.Therefore, when the night was dark and the wind was high, the attackers turned into beasts one after another, cheating, abducting and stealing, and doing everything they could.

Although Wang Shichan, who has a son and everything to do, did not participate in the competition, Wei Di, Li Yi, and Fan Luo were all masters of martial arts, and they constrained each other; The trouble caused Nie Bufan to not sleep well.

Finally, Village Chief Nie became furious: "Enough of you! I, want, contra-pregnancy!"

This roar can be described as deafening and powerful, instantly freezing the excited emotions of the attackers.

Mr. Nie has carefully calculated that if he wanted to give everyone an egg, even if he kept giving birth for a year, he would still have to be in his thirties.Generally, pregnant women still have a rest period, and they give birth every one or two years. Why does he have to give birth non-stop like rushing to the market?

Damn it, if you give it some sunshine, it will be brilliant. Is he, the village chief, a boar?

Facing the wall to him all!

The attackers faced the wall, but the determination to have children has become their lifelong pursuit!

As long as someone is still alive, maybe they can live forever...

Nie Bufan didn't know everyone's wretched thoughts, otherwise he would have to explode.He is proud that his prestige still exists, and he walks with his toes high.

Wang Shichan said to the others: "The future is very long, why rush for a while? I have a proposal, I wonder if you are willing?"

"What proposal?"

"From now on, everyone will have sex with Bufan for two months. If you don't conceive after two months, you have to hand it over to another person. No child is the priority, so, Master Wei, you should fight again in half a year."

With a cold face, Wei Di sat straddling the bench with his daughter in his arms, without refuting.

Wang Shichan's proposal was quickly passed unanimously.

At this time, Taibai's weak voice came over: "Brother Chan, do you count me in?"

Five people and ten pairs of eyes all stared at him coldly.

Taibai burst into tears immediately, the big brothers eat meat every day, and they don't even give them soup!Too cruel!

"Also," Wang Shichan said again, "Master Wei, you can't take the child away for the time being, Bufan will be reluctant. After she grows up, she will decide whether to stay or not. You can just visit her regularly."

Wei Di frowned, his face full of displeasure.

Wang Shichan said with a smile: "Bufan said that one day he hopes to see the little radish running around all over the mountains and plains."

Everyone's black line, can't imagine what kind of terrible future it is.If all the little ghosts inherited Nie Bufan's character, the world might not be far from being destroyed.

Wei Di was a little frightened, looking at his daughter with compassion in his eyes.Then, he gritted his teeth: "Okay, just leave her here."

At this moment, Nie Bufan's mid-term shout suddenly came from outside the house: "Wang Wu, where have you been? Xiao Jia rode on a pig, why don't you go and bring him back?"

Xiaojia is the nickname of Wang Wu's son, Nie Bufan took it.In order to save trouble, he has long named the children A, B, C, D...

Therefore, Wei Di's daughter is called "Xiao Yi".

Alas, having such an incomprehensible father is really bad luck for eight lifetimes.

However, a child born by a strange flower is not within the scope of normal people...

The author has something to say: I was thinking, if the descendants of the most powerful families in the world are all children of Nie Bufan, then...