Bird Dude Nie Bufan

"Zhang San, do you feel that there are a lot of strange people around Jiwo Village recently?"

That's because Jiwo Village is famous!Zhang Junshi was making calculations, ignored him, and just let out a "hmm" casually.

Nie Bufan propped his chin, his eyes sparkled, and he said, "Do you think it's time for me to expand my business?"

"What business to expand?"

"The integration of accommodation, catering, and entertainment has completely shaped our village into a beautiful resort with taste, interest, and pursuit." Nie Bufan looked fascinated, as if he had seen countless copper coins flying towards him.

A building full of dilapidated houses, tables, chairs, bed cabinets full of traps, and a village full of magic chickens all over the mountains and plains, how tasteful can it be?

Zhang Junshi stopped working, and said earnestly to Nie Bufan, "Bufan, let those poor people go."

Nie Bufan squinted at him and said dissatisfiedly, "What do you mean by that? As if I'm going to hurt them?"

don't you?Those who live here are either dead or completely bent by your enchanting location.Throwing you into the battlefield, the world will be unified!

Zhang Junshi corrected his expression, and put it another way: "If you think about it this way, once Jiwo Village is opened to the outside world, a large number of boring people will flock here. Taking care of their daily life will require a lot of servants. You have to recruit additional people. If there are too many people, you have to worry about managing them, and you have to adjust the relationship between these outsiders and the flock. If something goes wrong and triggers a big war, it will be a tragedy. Do you want to see such a scene?"

"Hmm." Nie Bufan was lying on the table, in the midst of a battle between heaven and man.

Zhang Junshi patted him on the head and comforted him: "If you are bored, you can cultivate more fighting chickens. Recently, the combat power is not enough, so I will leave the money-making to me. I will be in charge of the outside world, and you will be in charge of the inside. You can cooperate seamlessly, why? Worried that life has no taste, no interest, no pursuit?"

Nie Bufan considered it again and again, and finally the boss reluctantly agreed.

Zhang Junshi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately he dismissed this idea in time.If he was really allowed to rent out Jiwo Village, the consequences would be unimaginable.His merits and virtues are already enough, and there is no need to continue to add sesame oil.What's more, this is their and Bufan's home, how can other ghosts and snakes enter the house?

Busy and joyous, the end of the year came before he knew it. Li Yi rushed back to Jiwo Village the day before the New Year. Nie Bufan gave him a warm bear hug, and then stretched out his hand: "Happy New Year, here are the red envelopes. "

Li Yi fumbled in his bosom, and handed him a bronze plaque.

"This is?"

"My identity card will be handed over to you in the future."

Nie Bufan suddenly felt that the whole world was bubbling, he burst into a chrysanthemum-like smiling face, patted Li Yi on the shoulder and said: "Li Si, don't worry, from now on, you will follow me to eat and drink spicy food, sleep on the bed and pants together Wear it, I will never treat you badly."

"Yeah." Li Yi said calmly, "If you treat me badly, I'll drag you into a coffin and sleep forever."

"It's Chinese New Year, can you say something auspicious?"

"Then, wipe my back later."

"..."

In the quiet mountain village and the snow-white land, the pace of the new year is light.

Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, and Wang Shichan accompanied Nie Bufan to make dumplings, paste red paper, watch the night, set off firecrackers, admire the moon, taste wine, tell stories, and then... sleep with the quilt...

Nie Bufan smiled extraordinarily sweetly in his dream, and his whole body exuded a radiance of happiness.

Two days later, Jiwo Village successively received New Year gifts from various parties, from Wei Di, Li Huai, Si Chenyu, Tai Bai, and the emperor.

Huang Huang was very insidious, knowing that Nie Bufan raised a whole village of chickens, so he specially sent ten weasels, ten foxes, and ten bobcats to eat up his chickens.Unfortunately, he miscalculated!

"I was worrying about the lack of combat power in Jiwo Village, so the emperor sent them here. I am so grateful to him!" Nie Bufan laughed three times, and opened the cage while greeting warmly, "Welcome."

The animals whoosh out of their cages, run for their lives, and then... the chicken moves.

Nie Bufan's surprise was far more than that. Jin Jin, who had been missing for a long time, returned, and brought back a small tiger that jumped out, with black stripes on a yellow background and white hair around its neck.

"This is... your son?" Nie Bufan pinched the soft flesh on the little tiger's neck and let it swing around.

Jin Zi stood calmly, glanced at the little tiger lightly, then left gracefully and walked towards his original nest.

Nie Bufan was shocked, he really didn't expect that his chicken could make a big tiger's belly!This world is so crazy!Is that white tiger okay now...

In the following dozens of days, chickens who had gone out came back to the village one after another, and brought back various animals, such as wild boars, wolves, bear cubs, owls, moles, peacocks, foxes, minks, etc., and the chicken nest village suddenly became a village. It's lively.

These animals, even if they are carnivorous, do not eat chickens, and they coexist miraculously and peacefully with the chickens in Jiwo Village.

After exchanging feelings with them for a few days, Nie Bufan picked out a wild boar, a tortoise and a small monkey, and gave them to Wang Shichan together, and said: "From now on, I will give them to you to raise."

Wang Shichan looked at the wild boar rolling in the mud and asked, "Why did you leave it to me?"

"They are your apprentices, Wukong, Bajie, and Sha Wujing." Nie Bufan named them one by one.

"Why do I have to take a pig, a monkey, and a turtle as apprentices?"

"Wang Wu, believe me, they all have roots of wisdom and will protect you." Nie Bufan said sincerely, "It's good to read sutras to them every day."

"..." Sometimes, he really doesn't know what the structure of this guy's head is!

Afterwards, Nie Bufan gave Zhang Junshi a silly wild cat, nicknamed it: "The Lucky Cat."

What was given to Li Yi was a bat. The two are very consistent in personality and dressing style. There is no better partner than them to be gay friends.

Since these animals came back, the idlers who used to wander around Jiwo Village have disappeared, and Jiwo Village has become a paradise that idlers cannot enter.

When the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, Taibai comes to Jiwo Village with big bags and small bags, planning to live permanently.He persuaded his father to establish a trade relationship with Jiwo Village, and was responsible for creating "chicken pets", which were sold at home and abroad.However, this requires buyers to come to Ji Nest Village in person to pick the chickens.That's right, let the chicken pick.The deal couldn't be done without a chicken liking him.

Today's Jiwo Village is no longer an unknown dilapidated mountain village. Since Jinzi defeated the tiger last time, the name of the chicken in the country has been spread all over the country through foreign envoys.There is an endless stream of people going to Guoguo to buy chicken.However, most of them can only buy copycat chickens, and the chickens in Jiwo Village are only open to a few people.

And Taibai, not long after, officially became the well-known "Chicken Young Master".It's just that in the battle for Nie Bufan, his winning record was zero.

Fan Luo also returned to Jiwo Village. Having let go of all his burdens, he built a wine cellar on the edge of Jiwo Village. He brewed wine in his spare time. Once new wine was brewed, Zhang Junshi would be responsible for promoting it.The few jars of fine wine found in the treasure house were embezzled by Nie Bufan. After Fan Luo tasted them, he managed to brew some of them, and he hooked up with Nie Bufan several times.

Nie Bufan gradually accepted his existence and included him in his circle.

Most of the minor attackers who were "tainted" by Nie Bufan recognized the existence of other attackers, except Wei Di.Wei Di has always wanted to monopolize someone in his heart. Although he misses him, he doesn't bother to share it with others.

"If it's not my whole heart, I'd rather not have it," he said.

However, as soon as he saw Nie Bufan's smiling face, his words were thrown out of the blue.

After a night of domineering companionship, he said, "If I don't get even a single ounce of love, do I still have the face to be the leader of the martial arts?"

This is the difference between before love and after love...

After the spring, Nie Bufan started to feel lazy. He felt uncomfortable if he didn't sleep for six or seven hours a day. He also ate a lot and his temper rose.

Zhong Gong felt uneasy, but the genius doctor said, "It's normal."

normal phenomenon?What kind of normal law?

"Maybe she's pregnant." The miracle doctor said mysteriously.

Pregnant?Bufan is not a woman.And after a few months, except for a little fatter, his stomach is not big at all.Is this a test of their common sense?

No one believes the words of the miracle doctor.

However, one morning a few months later, Nie Bufan suddenly went to the back mountain with a package quietly.

After making sure that no one was around, he opened the package, revealing the white egg inside, the size of a soup bowl, with a warm surface, and he could feel the vibration inside.

After a while, the egg shell cracked, and a pink and tender foot was exposed from the crack.

"This is..." Nie Bufan stared wide-eyed at the baby that was gradually breaking out of its shell, and murmured, "I said my chrysanthemum seemed to have a convulsion, but I didn't expect it to give birth to an egg!"

Picking up the child in the eggshell, holding it gently with both hands, listening to his energetic howling of ghosts, beasts and wolves, he felt an inexplicable feeling in his heart.

The chickens around raised their heads and cried together, as if they were welcoming the arrival of this little life.

Nie Bufan wrapped the child carefully with a cloth, and suddenly thought of a question: Who is the father of this child...

He carried the child back, immediately attracting crowds to watch.

He said without changing his face: "This baby boy was picked up in the woods just now. I decided to adopt it. Which one of you wants to be his father?"

Wang Shichan came over, looked at the child, and said calmly, "Leave it to me."

Nie Bufan was very surprised, he did not expect that Wang Shichan, who has always been indifferent, would take this job.

Wang Shichan held the child with a smile on his lips.Maybe even Nie Bufan is not sure, but he is very clear that Bufan's first child is definitely his!

The rest of the people had no doubts about his claim of picking up a child. After all, it was unheard of for a man to have a child, which was beyond their normal cognition.

It wasn't until Nie Bufan laid eggs for the second time that this secret was finally made public.

At that time, there will be another fierce battle for children...

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