Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

After spending the night in a daze of all kinds of terrifying fantasies, Cheng Nuo finally cheered up.

When he first crossed over, he also thought about his mission here, such as saving the world, being the stallion male lead, etc., but these guesses are now shattered, and there is nothing left.

Thinking that in the future he would only be able to see those old men who disturbed the foundation, and he would be treated as some kind of shitty female, he had the urge to cry against the wind.

Cheng Nuo used a handful of dog's tail grass and a thin rope to tie up a little straw man with a protruding front and back. He held it in his hand and looked at it for a long time before hanging it upright on the dirt wall.Maybe I will never see a soft and pleasant girl in the future, and looking at this little straw man is also a thought.It's just that he went to the latrine, and when he came back, he found that the grass man had been thrown into the stove by Liu Guang.

He looked at the straw man who was gradually turning into ashes in the firelight, and couldn't help sighing, as if he saw the backs of all the girls ruthlessly walking away.He has to admit that maybe he will be with the Five Fingers girl from now on.

No matter how weird the setting of this world is, he is still a man, a male creature!real man!

Suddenly thought of something, Cheng Nuo asked, "Where did you sleep last night?" Liu Guang knocked him out, and there was only such a small bed here.

Liu Guang pointed awkwardly at the benches beside him, and he went to borrow two benches, and slept together for a night.He was embarrassed to sleep with his future wife, and of course he couldn't let his wife who was knocked out sleep on the bench.

Cheng Nuo reluctantly substituted in, um, a ten-year-old child is a sensitive age, curious about the opposite sex but avoiding snakes and scorpions... The cheating self became that opposite sex!

That being said, even though Liu Guang was just a little boy in his eyes, he still couldn't sleep together.

He tried his best to show a natural smile: "Well, I'll sleep on the bench tonight."

"Then how can I do it!" Liu Guang stared at him with emerald eyes, "The females should sleep on the bed honestly!"

Hearing these two words, Cheng Nuo still couldn't keep calm.He was full of anger and had nowhere to vent, and finally lay powerlessly on the small bed facing the wall in a daze.The moonlight shines through the narrow windows into the house, casting a piece of silver on the uneven ground, but the thatched house is not dark at all.

Liu Guang quickly lay down on the stool and fell asleep, but Cheng Nuo tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.

The two stools together were still too narrow. After sleeping for a while, Liu Guang turned over and fell down with a "slap", which shocked Cheng Nuo.He quickly sat up, only to see that Liu Guang didn't even open his eyes, he was groping for the bench with his hands in a daze, climbed up and went back to sleep.

Cheng Nuo couldn't help laughing out loud, it's so sleepy!Not long after, Liu Guang fell down again, and fell hard.Cheng Nuo really couldn't see it, so he walked over.

He suddenly figured it out, if he sees himself differently from Liu Guang and the others now, won't he really become some kind of shitty bitch in the future?Maybe men in this world can have babies, but he can't!He knew that the child who woke up Liu Guang would most likely not agree to sleep on the bed, so he simply hugged him up.

The moment he picked it up, he couldn't help being stunned. This child is stubborn and irritable, and his mouth is also poisonous, but the weight of his thin arms and legs is really light.Now lying quietly in his arms, sleeping innocently with fluffy hair, he is really a lovely little boy.

Cheng Nuo couldn't help but relax, put Liu Guang inside, and lay himself outside as a guardrail.

It's just that Liu Guang's sleeping appearance is really bad, he probably fell out of bed too often before, so Cheng Nuo had to endure Liu Guang's use of him as a pillow.Liu Guang's hands and legs were wrapped around his body, and his body temperature was higher than his. This kind of weather next to him was simply a disaster.Cheng Nuo didn't know when he fell asleep, and there were various discomforts in his dream.

The next morning, Liu Guang didn't blow his hair, but his face was as red as a monkey's butt, and he stammered and said incoherently: "I, me, why are you here?"

Cheng Nuo's mood suddenly improved, and he smiled and showed a pair of canine teeth: "Yes, guess what?"

Liu Guang stared suspiciously, jumped out of bed, and ran out wearing his straw sandals.

Cheng Nuo laughed and fell down. In this cheating world without girls, he had to find some fun by himself.He made up his mind to build a good relationship with Liu Guang. Most of the kids are called "wife" or something, he learned from others, he has to gradually let Liu Guang accept that he is the same as him.

As for the two little birds, well, he has never seen them before. Do those things really exist?

Cheng Nuo stretched out, rinsed his mouth with salt water and washed his face.Liu Guang didn't wipe his face here either, so he could only cut off the circle that protruded from his pure cotton T-shirt and use it as a towel temporarily.I don’t have any toothbrush or toothpaste, so I can only find a way to find alternatives in the future. There are other basic daily necessities, the most basic food, and I have to find a way to solve them.

Seeing that Liu Guang was already preparing to light the fire for cooking, he quickly took the firewood and urged Liu Guang to clean it.

The blush on Liu Guang's face had faded, and he said impatiently, "Didn't you just wash it two days ago? It's really troublesome."

The veins on Cheng Nuo's forehead twitched. He guessed that apart from Bai Rui, there were few people who were hygienic here, so he patiently explained the importance of washing your face and brushing your teeth.He was quite curious about Bai Rui's origin, he didn't look like a resident of this slum, did he?

Liu Guang went with a face of reluctance, dipped his hand in some water and rubbed his eyes casually, very perfunctory.Cheng Nuo had no choice but to go over, wet it with the cotton cloth, hold Liu Guang's shoulders and wipe his face again carefully, then hold Liu Guang's hand and wash it in the basin, and said with a smile: "That's how it's clean."

The strength in his hand was neither light nor heavy, it was very comfortable, and Liu Guang didn't resist.

Liu Guang stared blankly at the pair of beautiful and clean hands that were slightly bigger than his own holding his own, then raised his head, and saw two rows of particularly white teeth.Cheng Nuo's expression was very vivid when he smiled, and his eyes were particularly bright. His face could not help but slowly turn red.

He thought to himself that although the future daughter-in-law sometimes gets a little nervous, she is still good.

In the next few days, Cheng Nuo worked hard to adapt to the life here, learned how to cook simple food, identify edible wild vegetables and so on.He gradually learned that the nearby garbage mountain was actually teleported by the city to which this land belongs using the technique of space.

He was dumbfounded, how deceitful the setting of this world is!

Many residents here picked up daily necessities, old clothes, leftovers and so on from those garbage dumps.Liu Guang squinted his eyes and pointed at the rubbish and said, "I heard from the old people that this place was not like this a long time ago, and the land is not without spiritual energy. Sooner or later, I will kill all the city lords!"

Cheng Nuo was taken aback by the hatred in his tone. The social system here is somewhat similar to a slave society, where the city lords and noble families have absolute rights as rulers.Although it was unfair, he didn't want Liu Guang to have such dangerous thoughts.In the history of the Celestial Dynasty, many radical people became benevolent if they failed. He still wanted to see Liu Guang happy like a normal child.

During the past few days of getting along, Liu Guang took care of him everywhere, and he also unknowingly treated Liu Guang as his younger brother.But he also understands one thing. Although the three views of people in this world are not correct, his cognition may not be suitable in this world. He must learn to accept the rules of this world.

Cheng Nuo, a few children who often came to see Liu Guang, could basically recognize him. One of them, a little boy named Caotou, was illiterate but liked books very much. His family kept dozens of old books dug out in the trash.The general residents of this world are illiterate, and the poor can only gain the opportunity to be literate if they join the factions set up by the city lord or local nobles.

Cheng Nuo was overjoyed, so he borrowed a few copies from him, and was even more delighted after opening them.The characters in the book were obviously written with brushes. Cheng Nuo followed his grandfather to practice brushes in primary and junior high schools. Although he stopped practicing after entering high school, he was familiar with these traditional characters.

Immediately, Cheng Nuo found some wooden sticks and scratched them on the ground, teaching Liu Guang some of the simplest words.It cannot be denied that Liu Guang is not like a child at all, but it is not enough to have strength without brains. It is always good to read more books.

Caotou, Changchun and the others crowded over, and Liu Guang yelled at them impatiently: "Why are you arguing? My wife... Cheng Nuo is teaching me, why are you joining in the fun?"

Cheng Nuo couldn't help but find a plank, and used the burnt stick as chalk, and asked each of them to move a stone to use as a bench.Looking at the row of raised black faces, he had the urge to be a cow. Did fate let him wear it here, did he make him a rural teacher to popularize compulsory education?

Liu Guang was the shortest of the group of children, sitting in the center, with a clean and handsome face that stood out, and Cheng Nuo couldn't help laughing.

Of course, Chinese Pinyin cannot be taught. What if someone finds out?Cheng Nuo started with the simplest one, two, three, four, etc., and then the names of these children.He deliberately wrote Liu Guang's name big, and said with a smile: "Guang is a good word, it means light." He pointed to the sun.

Liu Guang looked at Cheng Nuo in a daze. The future daughter-in-law seemed to have a light on her face when she smiled. This word is indeed a good word.

Cheng Nuo wrote his name on the wooden board again and said, "This is Cheng, this is Nuo, a promise of a thousand pieces of gold." These two words were a bit complicated, but when Liu Guang looked carefully, he remembered them almost immediately. how to write.

Cheng Nuo clapped his hands to signify the end. It is not easy to teach too much on the first day, and he always needs to practice when he goes back.

But it was still early, so Cheng Nuo casually asked these children what their ideals were.They didn't know what ideal was, so Cheng Nuo had to explain it again, which was what he wanted to do or what kind of person he wanted to be in the future.

The grass head on the far side said softly: "I want to be a book writer."

Cheng Nuo hurriedly encouraged him, yes, yes, this is already a lofty ideal for a child in a slum with no information.

As a result, Caotou stunned him with his next sentence: "Sell books for a lot of money, and then marry a beautiful female."

"..."

It was Chang Chun who came down, scratching his messy hair and said, "I want to be a thief and snatch a beautiful female."

"..."

Then there was a boy named Ming Shan with buck teeth, he bared his teeth and said with a smile: "I want to be a big businessman and raise a group of beautiful females."

"..."

Cheng Nuo was about to go crazy, what was going on here, how could he never leave a female in every word?Wow, what kind of education did the children here receive since they were young? !Is it so important to marry a man as a wife?

It was Liu Guang's turn, and he said after a while, "I want to become the most powerful bandit leader."

There's no need to grab it anymore, his wife has already been picked up, so he glanced at Cheng Nuo.