Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

Although what this fart child said often made people's skin crawl, but seeing Liu Guang's furry appearance, Cheng Nuo wisely chose to scratch him secretly.

After all this trouble, Cheng Nuo was hungry when he returned.

Liu Guang skillfully lit a fire on the stove in the yard, threw several large pieces of meat into an old cauldron, added water and sprinkled a handful of salt.The fire was dazzling, and Liu Guang added some firewood to it from time to time, and the aroma of meat soon filled the air.

Cheng Nuo carefully memorized the steps of making a fire, and in an instant he became a primitive resident who didn't understand anything. He had the urge to cry.

The aroma soon attracted a few eleven or twelve-year-old scrawny and skinny children, who stood in the distance swallowing their saliva but did not dare to come forward.Liu Guang glared at them, he was going to have dinner alone with his future wife.

He pointed to Cheng Nuo impatiently and said, "This is Cheng Nuo, my man. If anyone touches him, don't blame me for breaking his leg. Chang Chun, I'll take some points from you for the rest."

The corner of Cheng Nuo's mouth twitched a few times. The little Liu Guang was half a head shorter than this group of kids, but he was extremely tugged. His current movements and expressions were very similar to those of a gangster introducing a new gang member to his younger brother.He remembered Chang Chun's voice, the child who told Liu Guang to share a bowl of broth with him.

Chang Chun looked carefully at Cheng Nuo, recognized his face, showed a row of white teeth in a smile, and ran away with the rest of the raw meat with his hands.

The meat was finally cooked, and Liu Guang was not afraid of being scalded, so he grabbed a piece of leg meat and stuffed it to Cheng Nuo.Cheng Nuo was so hot that he hurriedly threw it into the bowl, and Liu Guang took one of his legs and gnawed on it.

Chi locust's meat tasted a bit like beef, the texture was rough and tough, and the seasoning was only salty, but Cheng Nuo's taste was very delicious, and the taste was unknowingly on par with Liu Guang.The two squatted in the yard to eat, with oil on their hands and mouth, and half of the meat in the pot quickly fell.

Cheng Nuo rubbed his stomach that was about to burst. He ate a leg and nearly half a catty of meat. Liu Guang was small but ate more than him. He probably ate nearly three catties of meat.But now it is a minor body, eating meat alone is obviously unhealthy, and it is also difficult to digest.

Cheng Nuo remembered that there were fields on the road, so he asked Liu Guang, "Do you have any food?"

"No." Liu Guang said indifferently, "You can't grow much here, so it's better to kill some wild animals and bring them to the town to exchange."

But according to Liu Guang, the nearest town is a hundred miles away, and things can be sold there, or exchanged with passing caravans.There are business roads there, but there are also many rogues.

Cheng Nuo sighed, but there were a lot of wild vegetables growing beside the field, and he had to learn to distinguish which ones could be eaten and which ones could not.There is a small shed next to Liu Guang's thatched hut, but at a glance, there is nothing in it.The kid Liu Guang didn't know how he grew up. It's typical for one person to eat enough and the whole family not hungry.

Liu Guang threw two pieces of meat into the bowl, glanced at Cheng Nuo and said, "I'll give it to the Ge family."

"I'll go too." Cheng Nuo hurriedly stood up as well. The medicine was really effective. After applying it, the bruises on his legs dissipated, and it didn't hurt so much when he moved.

There is indeed some truth to the saying that the masters are among the people.

Liu Guang saw that Cheng Nuo was learning how to live here, so he was naturally happy. Along the way, he told Cheng Nuo who owned the nearby shacks, their character, and so on.But those dilapidated houses, as well as people's expressions and clothes were too similar, Cheng Nuo could barely remember a few people, and he still couldn't tell the direction here.

When we arrived at Ge's house, two men were drying the herbs in the yard. One was the old man who gave Liu Guang the wound medicine before, and the other looked a few years younger.The demeanor of the two is very intimate, and they look at each other and smile from time to time.

Cheng Nuo felt a little weird and didn't think much about it. Liu Guang had already pushed the door open and swaggered in.

Liu Guang held up the bowl in his hand and shouted: "Master Ge, here it is for you. I killed Chi locust this afternoon."

The younger one laughed and said, "Daughter-in-law, give this boy some steamed buns from the kitchen."

The old man from before walked over with a smile and caught Liu Guang's bowl.He didn't see Cheng Nuo's face clearly through the fence before, but now he couldn't help but wonder, "This is it?"

Liu Guang said impatiently: "I picked it up, it's called Cheng Nuo, you old man is getting more and more talkative."

Cheng Nuo had no time to pay attention to Liu Guang's disrespectful words, because he was completely overwhelmed by the title just now.That old man used to call another old man, daughter-in-law...

He was sure that he was not deaf, and after a closer look, he was sure that both of them were real men.

Cheng Nuo bit his lip and didn't ask, feeling a bad premonition in his heart.Before Liu Guang called that old man "Ge Dangjia", but this one is "Ge's family"...

Liu Guang left with the steamed buns, and Cheng Nuo followed him mechanically, his eyes dull and sleepwalking.

When they got back to the thatched hut, Cheng Nuo stopped abruptly, took Liu Guang's arm and asked, "Why do you call me wife?"

Liu Guang was taken aback, and scratched his hair unnaturally: "Of course it's because you are a female." And it was pleasing to the eye.

"... Is there any difference between your body and mine?" Cheng Nuo asked stiffly.Damn, don't say that there are no women in this world, men are weak and act like shitty females!

Liu Guang's face turned red, and he said angrily, "Then why do you need to ask! Why are you so shameless to ask such a question!"

Cheng Nuo picked up a branch from the ground without saying a word, and quickly drew a stick figure of a woman on the ground.Liu Guang glanced at it curiously and said, "Did you draw the gourd?"

"..." Cheng Nuo had the urge to vomit blood. He used a tree branch to simply add eyebrows and noses to the round face he drew, and pointed to the figure's bumpy figure and said, "Don't you have people like this here?"

Liu Guang stared at him in astonishment, with a look of contempt: "Who would grow up like this? A monster?"

Cheng Nuo squatted on the ground with limp legs and breathed rapidly, his eyes turned black.

It's just a matter of traveling to this different world where birds don't shit and ignore human life, but it's actually a male planet that doesn't even have girls!This is not walking into a pit, but falling directly into the crater!

How did he become a so-called "female" wearing this?Is his chromosome changed from "XY" to "XX", or the male hormone secreted in the body has changed to female hormone?

And what the hell are you calling male and female!

Liu Guang watched his face turn blue and white, worried: "What's wrong with you?"

Cheng Nuo stood up abruptly, took Liu Guang's slender arm and walked into the room, the strength that erupted under the excitement was astonishing.Liu Guang felt strange, but did not resist.

Walking into the house, Cheng Nuo kicked the door and began to take off Liu Guang's clothes, muttering, "I want to see what a male looks like!"

Liu Guang was completely unresponsive in astonishment, Cheng Nuo grabbed his belt and pulled down his pants.He didn't have any underwear either, so his two thin legs were directly exposed in front of Cheng Nuo.

Time seemed to have stood still, Cheng Nuo put his hands stiffly on Liu Guang's pants, opened his mouth wide enough to stuff an ostrich egg, and his ears were buzzing.

In his heart, he was frantically swiping the screen: You are cheating!Pit father ah!There are only two birds in the strange shape!What the hell, labor and management are wearing the monster Chuanji Planet!Labor and management want girls!Fragrant and soft girl! ...

Liu Guang's ears were smoking, and he wanted to pull on them in a panic.Cheng Nuo squeezed his hand against his brain, he wanted to make sure if it was real or if it was a hallucination caused by vertigo.

It's just that his hand hadn't touched it yet, when Liu Guang finally came to his senses, he slashed cleanly with a knife in his hand, and Cheng Nuo "plopped" and fell down.

Liu Guang pulled the crumbling trousers with one hand, and supported Cheng Nuo reflexively with the other, his angry eyes were about to burst into flames.After a while, he gritted his teeth and scolded: "Shameless female!"

When Cheng Nuo woke up and found himself lying on Liu Guang's bed, it was already the next morning.

He was disheartened, all thoughts were lost, and he was so sad that he wanted to hit the wall a few times.He really wanted to pinch the neck of the main god who was in charge of crossing and shake it a few times. What did he do wrong to be thrown into this pitiful place?

He felt the dense malice from this world.

Liu Guang opened the door and came in with a bowl of porridge. When he saw him wake up, he put the bowl on the table angrily, and said with a dark face, "Get up and eat."

Cheng Nuo stared blankly at the pitch-black roof, and said out of nowhere: "Liu Guang, don't you drip on your body when you pee?"

"...Why do you always ask these strange questions?!" The angry roar of the little boy resounded in the room, causing dust to fall from the roof.

After a while, Cheng Nuo finally pulled himself together, but his neck still hurt badly.

He sat cross-legged on the bed, before he listened to what Liu Guang said about his daughter-in-law as a joke, now it seems that Liu Guang should be serious, right?

It is estimated that the male and female are determined according to the number of birds, what a lie!

Liu Guang looked at Cheng Nuo angrily and worriedly, why did he suddenly become weird when he was doing well?He loathes and despises males who beat females, but Cheng Nuo suddenly rushed over and ripped off his pants, and he couldn't help but do so.

Well, does the future wife really not know the difference between male and female?The person who raised Cheng Nuo before must have taught him nothing.Thinking of this, Liu Guang suddenly became happy.

The daughter-in-law of the Ge family ran away from the nobles, and she was tortured and infertile, but she had a good home after meeting the old man Ge when she was young, and she didn't find a second husband.

Liu Guang can know these things because old man Ge often sits under a tree and shows off to the bachelors here. He has heard it eight hundred times if not a thousand, and he can memorize those stupid things fluently.

He pushed the bowl of porridge towards Cheng Nuo, and said in a soft tone, "Go ahead and drink it, and ask me if you don't understand, I will definitely not hit you in the future."

Cheng Nuo picked up the bowl of porridge and drank it without saying a word. Anyway, he was thrown here by the god of time travel, what else could he do?

Suddenly, he realized a more terrifying problem, the bowl in his hand almost didn't fall.He stared blankly at Liu Guang, and said tremblingly, "Then... where do the children come from?"

Liu Guang said speechlessly: "Of course it was born by your females, why don't you even know this?"

Cheng Nuo's eyes darkened, I'll wipe it!Where do men live?chrysanthemum? !It's so heavy!