Self-cultivation of fake wine

There are many people, so be bold.

—but it didn't work.

"It's the first time I've seen this child, so cute~" Dazai sat opposite Accelerator, as if he was a strange man about to kidnap a little loli, "What's your name? I'm Dazai~ Tai, Zai, Ni, mulberry--"

Xiaobai Baozi showed an expression of caring for the mentally retarded, and turned his head decisively to look away.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Herb Salt kept smiling: "Bingke is a boy."

Accelerator glanced at Herbal Salt unexpectedly.

He thought that this guy would definitely call himself Yuriko in front of outsiders.

Not only did he not call the shameful girl's name, he even hid his own code name, Accelerator.

[When dealing with outsiders... this guy seems to be quite reliable? 】

Dazai kept smiling calmly: "So cute, it really is a boy."

Accelerator glared at Dazai fiercely: "It's disgusting, can I kill this guy?"

The atmosphere of the whole cafe suddenly stagnated.

"It's better not to."

Herbal Salt's understated tone instantly turned Accelerator's declaration of killing in this sensitive environment into a child's swearing.

"But you don't like this man, do you?"

Children always have eyes that can see through the truth.

"I really don't like Mr. Dazai." Herb Shio admitted generously, "But it's not enough to kill him because of it."

The man glanced at Dazai jokingly: "If I want to, it will be over in an instant."

Dun Dun, who was sitting opposite Herb Salt, frowned in horror.

Is this person so strong? !It's like I'm joking!

Atsushi Nakajima laughed awkwardly, trying to change the subject.

"Well, Mr. Grass is here to say that the port mafia will stop chasing me, right?"

"It's just that I don't hunt and kill."

Adults ruthlessly smashed teenagers' dreams.

70 billion Little Tiger Town: QAQ

Seeing Atsushi Nakajima slumped and devastated by the blows, Osamu Dazai couldn't bear to watch.

Mori Ogai agreed to seal the big killer of herbal salt, which is already a super big release-or did he have another plan?Or know something?

"Speaking of which, Mr. Kubamoto doesn't look like a mafia." Atsushi Nakajima started chatting while holding a coffee cup, "I thought the mafia were all people like Akutagawa or Black Lizard."

"In fact, I haven't joined the port mafia for a long time. I'm a newcomer, so I just do some secretary work."

Atsushi Nakajima felt relieved immediately: "You are a civil servant."

——Sure enough, what I just said about ending in an instant was a joke!

The naive little Hu Dun met the other three people at the same table with subtle gazes, completely unaware of what he said wrong: "...isn't it?"

"It's true to say that, I really have nothing else to do except my secretary's work."

It's just that the cadre's secretary has to do a lot of work-whether it's doing things, people or food.

"Anyway, today I'm here to make a statement." Herb Salt glanced at the little white bun beside him, "I'm going to take Lingke to play with my daughter later."

Atsushi Nakajima was shocked: "You already have a daughter?!"

"It's adopted, and it's currently boarding with someone else's house." The doggy handsome man sighed like a middle-aged man with vicissitudes, "After all, my job is not suitable for raising children."

Atsushi Nakajima felt more and more that the man in front of him was a kind and good person.

"I heard that you used to be a scientist..." Atsushi Nakajima asked curiously, "How did you become a mafia?"

"Because my lover is in Hong Kong. Hei." Although Cao Benyan has a good impression of Atsushi Nakajima, she has no intention of becoming friends with him. "It's embarrassing to ask too many other people's private affairs." , Nakajima-kun."

"Ah... sorry!"

Accelerator had already drank half a cup of coffee and ate half a cake, and put down his fork in good time: "I'm full, uncle."

"Then we shall take our leave."

When Herb Shio stood up, Dazai Osamu asked kindly with a darkened gloomy smile, "You don't think you can leave so easily, do you, Mr. Herbs?"

The combat power of the whole audience looked over eagerly.

"Of course." Herbal Salt led his nephew confidently, "Your Armed Detective Agency is a serious organization——if you can bear all the maintenance costs of the cafe, I don't mind doing it with you."

"As you said, we are of course a serious organization." Yosano Akiko stood up and pulled out a machete from the backpack beside him, "But since the guests of your port mafia came to the door on their own initiative, it is natural to take a formality , are you right?"

Herb Salt began to roll up the sleeves of his shirt skillfully and gracefully, and then pushed his glasses: "Then there is no other way...Xiao Lingke, go to the car and wait for me."

Xiaobai Tuanzi didn't move, his hands were stuck in his skirt pockets, he was pissed, not at all like a little princess, "I want to see how you fight, is it okay?"

"Ah, alright." The man's black eyes turned cold, like a panther ready to easily catch a rabbit, he thought carefully about how to attack for a while, "I really need to learn physical skills."

Even people with supernatural powers... still have ordinary human bodies.

-

Atsushi Nakajima, who was held down by Osamu Dazai, looked at the extremely shocking scene in front of him in awe.

All the fighting factions of the Armed Detective Agency turned into defeated dogs who couldn't get up and were lying around the coffee shop, looking like corpses all over the place.

Among them are Junichiro Tanizaki, who uses the illusion of fine snow, Kenji Miyazawa, who is not full, and Doppo Kunikida, who personally passed on the martial arts from the president.

And that man didn't even break a sweat, he easily created this situation, and then took the hand of the fake loli who was also blankly white, and waved to him and the Dazai beside him with a smile, Shi Shiran said Push open the glass door of the coffee shop.

The owner of the coffee shop poked his head out from under the bar: "... Finished?"

Nakajima Atsushi turned his head and was horrified to find that Osamu Dazai's expression was solemn and his face turned black.

"Mr. Dazai..."

Osamu Dazai was extremely frustrated: "It's over...the president will definitely be angry..."

Atsushi Nakajima suddenly remembered that after Black Lizard broke into the Armed Detective Agency and threw all the members down the street, everyone was annoyed and apologized for the maintenance fee.

Then he also heard the trembling urging voice of the shop owner:

"Well, I will send the bill to your company later..."

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

Osamu Dazai shook Nakajima Atsushi's hand violently: "Atsushi-kun! I remember you are worth 70 billion!"

Little Tiger Dun:! ! !

"Don't think about selling me for money, Mr. Dazai! It's better to send everyone to the hospital now!!!"

"Go to the hospital?" Yosano Akiko woke up from a coma, got up and smiled like a zombie in the last days, "Atsu-kun! Dazai! Send everyone to my consulting room!"

The tone seemed to be saying: "It's a big harvest today!"

Atsushi Nakajima recalled the past when he was dissected by Dr. Yosano in the medical room, and looked at his colleagues with an uncertain future with pity.

Everything will be alright, amen.

-

Accelerator was sitting in the passenger seat, and the excitement in his heart was hard to calm down.

In his mind, he played repeatedly the man's handsome posture with no unnecessary movements, and every blow was as precise as a textbook.

Fighting is so rough, when it comes to men, it's as easy as an adult playing with a child——

Moreover, although the scene is one-sidedly tragic, it is also clean enough. At the same time, there is a kind of elegance of a high-level predator who goes out for a walk and plays with the stupid prey, and the absolute admiration displayed in that ease, which will make any man's blood yearn for endlessly. Violence!

If it was a fight between punks, Accelerator would definitely think it was stupid to use his fists to deal with the enemy. From then on, he dismissed physical training and embarked on the path of a mage who used the ability of vector manipulation to solve everything.

but!

It's different now! ! !

Xiaobai Baozi looked at the black-haired man who was driving with admiration, and felt that the man exuded a damn beautiful charm all over his body and was extremely handsome...

Although not as powerful as him, but... handsome! ! !

"Uncle!" Anyway, I have yelled once before, and this time I yelled without psychological pressure, "Can you teach me the way of fighting just now!"

Listen, all the honorifics are used.

Cao Benyan couldn't help laughing: "It's okay...but your ability is also very strong, so don't delay that."

"Ok!"

In short, the current Accelerator and the most popular No.1 in Academy City in the future are very well-behaved and obedient, with a vague development trend of uncle control.

Belmode: After all, it was a wrong payment, you little bastard.jpg

"By the way, did Chris tell you about Anna?"

Xiao Baituanzi nodded, and her manner of speaking became sweeter to the naked eye: "She said that Sister Anna is very talented in the field of beauty makeup and cross-dressing."

Herbal Salt:  …

Herb Salt nodded: "That's right. Anna is now living in the barbara of Zhenmecho, Tokyo...Have you heard of the king?"

"what is that?"

Therefore, the content related to the sword of Damocles and the king became a topic for the uncle and nephew to kill time on the road.

However, before arriving at Barbara, Herbal Salt took her eldest nephew to a children's clothing store to change the white Lolita.

"After all, it's the first time I met your sister. You don't want her to be a cute little sister at first impression, do you?"

"Of course not!!!"

Accelerator couldn't be more satisfied with this uncle!

Sure enough, only men know men best! ! !

-

Barbara.

After saying hello, Accelerator was thrown beside Anna and Shishu Tatara, and was immediately surrounded by a group of barbarian young people, and the topic of herbal salt being self-aware and needless to worry began.

As an adult, of course you want to order a drink when you come to a bar.

Kusanagi Izumo still remembered the man's preference: "Bourbon?"

Herb Salt nodded: "Bourbon. By the way, I'll treat Zhou Fang to a glass of strawberry juice."

Sitting next to him, Zhou Fangzun was cheated before he even started to exchange pleasantries: "..."

"I'm not your nursery here, Herb."

"I just took my little nephew to see my daughter, Zhou Fang." Cao Moshio admired Kusanagi Izumo's appearance of mixing drinks, "Speaking of which, why haven't you seen that kid who is good at computers?"

"Fushimi?" Zhou Fang was not emotional, "He jumped to Qing Yi's place."

"Wow, civil servants, that's terrible."

"Are you talking about yourself?"

"Baowuluo's information is also very powerful."

"You kept Anna here yourself."

"She is the most suitable for you, and I'm just a godfather anyway."

"Isn't that right, Zun is almost becoming Anna's biological father." Kusanagi Izumo pushed the bourbon with ice in front of the herbal salt, and while complaining, took out a cigarette case and threw a stick towards the herbal salt, "Come on one?"

"Thank you."

Kusanagi Izumo turned around and really started to squeeze strawberry juice.

"Hi." Zhou Fangzun made a useless protest.

I don't know if he is protesting against what his father said, or against Kusanagi Izumo's behavior of squeezing strawberry juice.

And Herbal Salt has already held the cigarette in his mouth and handed it over, smiling mockingly: "The Red King, how about a fire?"

Zhou Fang sneered: "I'm so angry now that I want to burn you whole."

However, he still condescended to light a cigarette for the man.

By the way, he also picked up the cigarette case and took out one by himself, imitating the action of herbal salt and leaning over: "Magician, how about some fire?"

"It's a pity, I can't use the magician's wand to light you on fire now." Herbal Salt said vaguely, as if joking and implying something, but smiled and stretched out her hand as if there was no hidden meaning. Following Zhou Fang's action, he lit a cigarette for His Royal Highness the Third King, "How does my fire taste?"

"Sounds like you like the smell of my fire."

Kusanagi Izumo: ...

After listening to the conversation between the two men, the barbarians were confused: ...

start again!

They are at it again! !

This ambiguous and infuriating straight man dialogue! ! !