Self-cultivation of fake wine

When Herbal Salt went out for an appointment at two o'clock, she suddenly thought of the real purpose of her sister's entrusting her nephew to her.

"Nephew, are you going out to play?"

One way……

Xiao Zhengtai, who was wearing a white lo dress, looked disgusted, "What kind of strange name is that?"

"Yuriko?"

"Only this is absolutely not!"

"Sayuri?"

"Do you want to die!"

"I don't think you can kill me with your current strength." The man rubbed Xiaozhengtai's head, and magically stuffed a bouquet of lilies that suddenly appeared to the fake loli who was so cute that he could ignore gender, "Okay Now, from what Chris said, your status in Academy City seems to be too important to go out... In short, let’s use the pseudonym Herb Sayuri first.”

The young man on the other side had a sullen face, and silently crushed the stem of the lily in his hand to show his anger.

"Then think of a fake name yourself." Herb Salt found the Rolls-Royce car keys lost in the locker at home, and beckoned to the children, "Let's go, let's talk in the car."

Xiao Fang threw the broken lily into the trash can, and ran over stepping on white leather shoes, with a disgusted look on his face, "Don't you know how to teleport?"

"But others don't know. Herbal salt is just an outsider of the fire department."

The silver-haired cutie's smile has become even cuter, holding a secret always makes people extremely happy, "Is this your secret?"

"Aleister knows."

Accelerator's joy was gone.

Because he is under the control of Aleister - Accelerator feels that this malicious adult is threatening him with the chairman of Academy City!

In fact, herbal salt is simply dividing you into Aleister's camp, wanting to say that this ability may not be a secret to you.

Conspiracy theories at a young age, and it turns out that the brain is too smart, which is not conducive to the healthy development of children's mind and body.

The uncle sighed melancholy, and got used to the road of calculating each other with his little nephew.

"So, it's okay for me to call you Yuriko now, right?"

——Since we have chosen to threaten each other, we have no choice but to threaten to the end!

The little angel Accelerator who is smart but not hearty at a young age...Damn it!He actually threatened himself with a girl's name!

The fake loli stared fiercely at his red cat eyes.

The man with the mind-reading plug-in happily pushed forward, "You want to call me uncle?"

One way! ! !

The fake Loli pursed her lips, took the hand that the man gave her, and remembered that when she played chess this morning, the man would call her uncle if she lost the unilateral bet, and said humiliatingly, "...uncle."

My big nephew is really dog ​​salt!Can!like!

Watching the fake loli in white hair and white dress fasten the seat belt on the passenger seat, Herbal Salt started the engine and began to explain where he was going.

"My wife and I are both members of the port mafia. He is a cadre and I am his secretary. Oh yes, his name is Chuya Nakahara. Remember to call him uncle next time we meet."

Accelerator "Aren't you aunt?"

"He is a man, why is he called aunt?"

"...That's true. But can men be together too? Forget it, I didn't ask."

"Gender is not that important. When I first saw Chuya, I thought this person must be my destined lover."

"Oh, and then what?"

"Then we spent each other's first time together that night."

One way……

The little white-haired loli opened her eyes wide in shock, "Is this something you can tell children!!!"

"You actually understand, then you are not a child."

Accelerator held back for a long time, and he could barely hear the inner flavor of "you understand, so you don't need to pretend to be innocent" in fishing law enforcement.

What kind of breed is his dry uncle... a dog? !

After three hours of being together and recognizing the nature of the other party's genius, in just five hours, Accelerator understood the true nature of his uncle——

dog.

Too dog.

His red-eyed and white-haired little milk cat has already felt the dog's breath deeply, shivering and can't help but want to instinctively scratch his paw when the other party opens his mouth!

"Let's get down to business, the place we're going to is the Armed Detective Agency. To be precise, we'll have coffee together at the coffee shop on the first floor of their detective agency."

Accelerator regained his sanity, "A tea party at three o'clock in the afternoon?"

"The Armed Detective Agency is a rival organization of the Port Mafia."

One way……

"Can I get out of the car now?"

Uncle, are you going to fight!

Why did you take your eldest nephew to fight! ! !

Although his ability is very powerful, he is still young and cannot control vector manipulation very well!

"Don't worry so much, it must be just a friendly chat..."

I believe you are a ghost, you are a bitch, your whole body exudes a dog smell that cats don't trust!

Yifang Accelerator choked back this sentence about the danger of causing landslides and mudslides to Uncle Ai.

While teasing the new child at home, Herbal Salt drove the car and introduced Yokohama outside the car window to the nephew who was traveling for the first time.

Five buildings in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, red brick warehouses, playgrounds, Chinatown...

"This is Motomachi commercial street, and the corner is the small brick building where our destination armed detective agency is located..." The uncle who entered the role of tour guide skillfully found a parking space, "The coffee in the whirlpool coffee shop is good. Can I order you a coffee with milk?"

"Huh? Who are you looking down on! I want real coffee!"

"Okay, whatever you like."

The dog man who led the fake loli out of the car waved to the window on the fourth floor, and then walked into the whirlpool cafe.

The members of the detective agency who were watching upstairs had already seen his amiable attitude, so they probably wouldn't be so brainless that they didn't even invite a cup of coffee——

The white-haired boy with the strange hairstyle was already waiting in the coffee shop.

"Mr. Herb...!"

Atsushi Nakajima seemed relieved - Osamu Dazai temporarily supplemented Atsushi Nakajima's personal information about herbal salt yesterday, and gave a statement that he suspected that the other party was the legendary domestically known deceased who could pick five out of five. Leon Hughes the Transcendence.

...I have defeated five Transcendents one by one, and I must be a Transcendent!

This is also one of the important reasons why the Ability Secret Service Section, who knows the inside story, dared to let Herbal Salt do nothing in Hong Kong.

Thinking about how Bai Qilin Shibusawa Ryuhiko, who had the hope of becoming a transcendent, was spoiled back then, you can see how much the Supernatural Secret Service Division attaches great importance to "transcendents".

Isn't it just to have a relationship with a Hong Kong black cadre and climb a wall, and by the way, still doing undercover work? It's already super awesome!

As for the public security belonging to the Ministry of Internal Affairs...

It is also reasonable for ordinary people to find it difficult to understand the concept of transcendence.

——They really thought that Herbal Salt was going out as usual to go undercover!After all, Hong Kong gangsters, as a mafia organization, have obtained a license to open with supernatural powers. Many senior officials of the Ministry of the Interior expressed their disapproval of the practices of the Supernatural Secret Service Division because of this, but they have nothing to do.

The task of Herbal Salt is to find evidence of the illegality of Hong Kong gangsters, and the ultimate goal is to revoke the organization's license to operate with special abilities!

Dog salt is impossible, my wife is here.

A dog sucks a cat and never comes back

"Yo, Nakajima Atsushi, it seems that you plan to buy me coffee?"

Not knowing how to say hello, Xiaohu Dun who was suddenly cut straight to the point shuddered all over his body, stood at attention and was super nervous, "Yes! Mr. Caoben, please order as you like! But please don't waste it!"

"Of course it won't be wasted. I want iced coffee." Herb Salt handed the menu to Xiao Baituanzi, "Lily, you can order whatever you want."

——In the end, I was forced to choose the name Suzuko Yuriko, five-year-old Grandpa-chan.

"Yurizi? This child's name is so cute." Xiaohu Dun bent down and extended his hand in a friendly manner, "Hi, I'm Atsushi Nakajima, kid, what would you like to drink? Are you literate?"

Xiao Baituanzi showed disgust in his eyes, "Do you think I'm a fool?"

Xiaohu Dun's smile froze, "Huh?"

"This kid is a genius, although I don't know what grade he is at now." Herb Salt lightly stroked the soft white haired head of the little white dumpling, "Lily is a child of my sister's family, and I haven't been out before. Passing through the door, so I am not very good at communication."

"Oh, that's it... I thought I was hated by children, haha." Atsushi Nakajima straightened up, rubbed the back of his head with a smile, "Mr. Caoben is really a gentle and considerate person."

Herb Salt couldn't help but joked with children, "Is it really okay to talk about the mafia?"

Atsushi Nakajima thought about it seriously, "As long as it's not Akutagawa, I think... it's okay."

Herbal Salt "Akutagawa-kun is indeed a big hit. Alright, Yuriko, have you decided on your order?"

"I want iced coffee, too."

"Well, okay, boss, two cups of iced coffee, plus three more desserts." Herbal Salt took out the wallet, "Desserts please."

"Huh? Say yes to my treat, what a shame..."

"I just asked you to buy coffee."

"Then...sorry, thank you very much, it cost you money."

jingle--

Osamu Dazai pushed the door open and twitched his lips at the scene of Atsushi Nakajima and Herb Shio getting along happily.

"That's great, Don-kun, I want coffee too—"

Atsushi Nakajima, who is used to Osamu Dazai who only borrows money on credit but never repays it, protects his wallet, "No, Mr. Dazai, please pay the bill yourself."

Osamu Dazai...

Osamu Dazai was shocked immediately, with a look of grief and indignation, "I'm here to stand up for you, Dun-jun! In order to prevent you from being bullied by this terrible mafia, I came here specially to stand up for you!"

Atsushi Nakajima...

Xiaohu Dun thought for a while, and under the sight of Accelerator "Why are you so stingy", he sighed and took out his wallet, "Okay, today I will treat you..."

"Did you hear that, Dun Jun said that he will pay the bill today, please order whatever you want!"

Osamu Dazai raised his arms and shouted.

"Wait, I didn't—"

In Nakajima Atsushi's desperate sight, the axis of the Armed Detective Agency, Edogawa Ranpo, the female doctor and Yosano Akiko, the next president Kunikida Doppo, and Tanizaki Junichiro appeared from behind the bushes outside the door. With his sister, and several other outsiders colleagues who came to see the excitement.

"excuse me!"

"Thank you, Dunjun, for the invitation!"

"The boss invited me a cappuccino from [-]—"

Within ten seconds, the classic and elegant Whirlpool Cafe was filled with the combat power of the Armed Detective Agency.

Atsushi Nakajima...

Atsushi Nakajima looked at the black-haired man's half-smile expression, and let out an embarrassing wail in his heart that he wanted to die on the spot.

——There are too many professional seniors here to support the situation, it's completely like they are here to smash the situation!

Xiaobai Tuanzi looked around and glared at his uncle.

——and said that you are not here to fight!Is this just drinking coffee peacefully? ! !