Self-cultivation of fake wine

The 15-year-old Nakaya and Dazai made a bet of "becoming each other's dog", compared to "find the culprit first".

The young man also left, Herb Shio followed Dazai, waiting for his tentative boss to give orders.

"Herb Salt is your real name?"

"right?"

"What can your ability do..." Dazai boy happily brought herbal salt to an abandoned warehouse, "Now, use your ability to run errands and buy things, rookie!"

"What does Dazai-sama need?"

"Huh? I thought you could read other people's minds."

The man smiled and let out a confused "Huh?"

"It's nothing, I want to buy some things for the celebration. During the celebration, it will also become my dog ​​and be reborn—" Dazai smiled, "Ribbons, cakes, etc., you should know what you need for the celebration, right?"

"Of course. But I have no money."

"What a coincidence, I don't have any money." Dazai's smile darkened a bit, "Since you are all part of the organization, then go steal and rob. Do you still need me to teach you?"

"Is Port Mafia such a strange organization?"

"Who knows."

"Yes, this subordinate will do it now."

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Teleported away from the warehouse, standing on the cliff not far away, Mao Mao gritted his teeth.

【Is that bastard Dazai fooling newcomers like this! 】

【Obviously I'm just a special case. Dazai has always been a very sensitive person. Even in our original world, when dealing with him, he discovered many of my secrets. 】

【…】Maomao was silent for a while, 【Could it be that you actually admire that guy very much? ! 】

[Leave aside the fact that you were partners before... Dazai is indeed a very smart person.The only pity is that he is too weak-it is really good to have a good brain, but physical fitness is also important sometimes. 】The man further praised his dear wife by affirming Osamu Dazai,【I like strong people. 】

Maomao thought about it, then flicked its tail shyly and happily.

Hmph, he is very powerful!

【Yes, my family is also the most powerful~】

Chuya suddenly realized something, was shocked for a moment and then ran away!

【Damn Dazai!Hell, the feast to celebrate the new life, is he celebrating my reincarnation as his dog! ! ! 】

Gouyan: Wife, have you just realized this?

【Slap him after you go back?Let's go to the detective agency together. 】

【Ah this...】

[You hit, I watch. 】

【beat! ! ! 】

Obviously, the current herbal salt doesn't care about the little hobby of cats and butchers.

You can even watch Luezhen applaud and call to set off the atmosphere!

Hara World Dazai: Ah Choo! ! !

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Of course, it is impossible for herbal salt to rob houses.

He went to Guangjin Liulang again, and told Dazai about the instigation that corrupted the reputation of the organization.

Guangjin: ...

Mr. Hirotsu sighed inwardly, and took out his wallet again.

... Anyway, in the end, I still have to ask Chief Mori for reimbursement.

Herbal Salt successfully got the funding for the event, and started to choose the right ribbons, cakes, gourmet takeaways, flowers, dolls, hats...

[Why buy a hat? 】

[Because Zhongye likes hats, and my setting is to like Zhongye, of course I have to be observant and show my idiot side. 】

cat:  …

Damn it, is this the high quality who used to be an undercover agent?The acting skills are so good, the professional reputation is well-deserved!

Dazai rested his chin and watched with great interest as this tall, slender cat sex newcomer suddenly appeared, disappeared and reappeared suddenly, setting up a "welcome party" scene.

Then Lan Tang came.

Osamu Dazai pointed out the loopholes in Lantang's words on the spot and pointed out that he was the man who was at the side of Huangba back then.

With the arrival of 15-year-old Chuya, about the identity of the god of desolation, about the truth about Huangba who blew up the street back then, about Lantang being the secret of the transcendent in Europe...

All were revealed.

When Osamu Dazai was amazed that the King of Sheep was actually the Rage God, he also discovered the calmness of the herbal salt by accident.

【Is it possible that this person knows everything? 】

Osamu Dazai decided to inquire about Herbal Salt himself after Chuya's affairs were over.

However, after Lantang was defeated by the 15-year-old Shuanghei, Herbal Salt took his cat and disappeared from their sight.

leave this world?

Of course not yet.

Due to the similarities and differences between this world and the original world, Herbal Salt changed into a Lion Hughes appearance, and took Zhongya, who was transformed into a cockatoo, on a grand trip together!

The parrot also stood on Lentheus's shoulder: "Why is it a parrot?"

"Because parrots can talk."

"You can communicate without speaking! If you want to change, you can become an eagle or something!"

The parrot also flapped its wings in protest!

——At the end of the negotiation, it was Mao Mao.

It's just that under Zhongye's protest, Lion Hughes' little fairy boy's arms are no longer the little milk orange, but the same fairy-like puppet Meow.

After wandering outside Yokohama for a period of time with one person and one cat, Herbal Salt found that there was really nothing interesting in this world.

When the two honeymooners had no choice but to return to Yokohama again, Mao Mao realized that this guy had premeditated——

【You didn't tell me that you stayed here specifically to watch me get stabbed in the back! 】

【This is not a backstab, isn't this being stabbed in the back by that kid?No wonder your waist is always bad, Chuya. 】

【asshole!Who has a bad waist! 】

[Have the guts to turn back into a human voice. 】The man held the cat's butt in his pointed palm, paused, and smiled, 【All right, cats are fine too. 】

The beautiful puppet exploded in place.

[Cats can't do it! ! ! 】

#Appropriate serving soft is good for cat kidney health#

The herbal salt changed back to its original appearance from Lionsius, and the puppet also changed back to the appearance of a little milk orange.

Chuya: Is the treatment of big cats gone? ? ?

The 15-year-old Naka, who was stabbed in the side and fell from the mountain, was just taken into the port mafia by Dazai, also clutching his waist, looking up vigilantly at the shadow that suddenly came down.

It's the cat sex pervert I saw some time ago!

Even the 15-year-old is instantly alert!The gravel around him flew up because of the gravity ability, floating around like a bullet that could be fired at any time!

[Injured animals are always overly sensitive. 】Herb Salt complained to the cat wife with a smile.

[Who is a small animal! 】Chuya, who was indeed a small milk orange, retorted angrily, and justified his 15-year-old self!

"I don't have any other intentions. I just came to see you before I left."

On the top of the mountain, Dazai and the black suits of the port mafia are happily cleaning up the GSS and the white-eyed sheep who betrayed the king of sheep.

Conversations below the hilltop will not be discovered by anyone.

"Leaving? Aren't you from the Mafia port?"

A magic wand appeared in the man's hand—it was the one that Chuya's wife had made for him before.

The tip of the staff pointed directly at the injured Chuya boy, and then a gentle light was reflected in the boy's vigilant blue eyes.

Those spots of light fell on the injured Nakaya.

"... Huh?" Fifteen-year-old Zhong also felt the disappearance of the abdominal pain, blinked unexpectedly, then lowered his head in disbelief and lifted his shirt——

It is smooth skin that has been completely healed.

"Aren't you a space-type ability?" The 15-year-old was also super shocked, and even felt that the current self could beat the above group alone, "Healer?"

"I didn't say that my ability is only teleportation." The wand in the man's hand disappeared into a magic circle, and in the astonishing eyes of the 15-year-old Zhong, he slowly revealed his true identity, "I am a traveler. The magician in the world, and the lover of [Nakahara Chuya] in a certain world."

As soon as the words fell, the cat in Herbal Salt's arms turned into a slender young man with auburn hair in a black suit and a black hat.

The 22-year-old Zhong also hugged his man's neck and sat on the man's arm with his butt like a child.

Then he realized that he was in front of his 15-year-old self, and suddenly jumped off the man with red ears: "Hey! Don't change me back without saying hello!"

15-year-old Zhong Ye: ...

The teenager was also shocked to see Mao Mao really turned into a man very much like himself!Startled and jumped on the spot!

"Ah." The 22-year-old Zhongya pressed his hat, then smacked his lips, "Hello, 15-year-old [me]——I am 22-year-old Nakahara Chuya, but don't expect to meet such a An annoying guy, there is no such person as herbal salt in your world, do you understand!"

In short, first dispel another unrealistic fantasy of yourself!

"22 years old..." The 15-year-old Nakaya looked desperate, the corners of his eyes were wet, and he yelled heart-piercingly to escape the terrible reality, "I didn't grow taller at the age of 22! Damn, you are not 22 years old Me! This is fake! It must be fake!"

22-year-old Zhong Ye: Stunned.jpg

Herbal Salt: Pfft.

Herb Salt took out a small porcelain bottle and threw it to the loveless young man Chuya.

"What is this?" The youth's eyes had lost their brilliance.

"It's a medicine that can grow up to 1.9 meters in one year." Herbal Salt smiled, "I'm a magician, making this kind of medicine is very simple~"

"..." x2

"I don't believe it, why don't you give this [me] to eat!"

"Asshole! You actually have height-enhancing medicine and won't give me it!!!"

"Because Chuya is small and easy to hug?" The man lowered his head and kissed his lover's cheek, "If Chuya grows to be 1.9 meters tall, will it be inconvenient for DOI?"

The underage who suddenly heard the explosive words: ...

Thinking of the 1.9-meter self being sucked by a 1.8-meter-five dog, Chuya: ...

Both of them blushed together, but each had their own reasons.

"You can consider whether you want to grow to a height of 1.9 meters." Herbal Salt hugged her cat, and an enchantment that resisted the rejection of the world appeared around her, "Remind me, Osamu Dazai will grow to a height of 1.8 meters in the future, and you It's still 1.6 meters."

"So give me the medicine of 1.9 meters! I'm going to beat that Dazai with my height of 1.9 meters!"

"Let's talk about this topic after we get back?" The dog man first coaxed his wife who was red-eyed because of the height potion, and thought of the underage Dazai who could bully the world with his height in the future, he couldn't help showing a happy smile, "The world we live in is not in the same timeline, and you won't have me in your future, and Zhong and I just randomly traveled through time and space for a wedding trip. It's really lucky to come here by chance to meet the 15-year-old Zhong—although It's not the same person. So you just go through your life and find someone else you like."

"Anyway, goodbye, 15-year-old Chuya~"

"You talk a lot of nonsense." The 22-year-old Zhong also disliked it, and he had nothing to arrange for his 15-year-old self, "That bastard Dazai Osamu, hit him when he should, and he feels good when he hits, trust me."

The 15-year-old Zhong also stared dumbfounded at the two disappearing into a whirlpool out of thin air.

What is this?

Suddenly know that someone got married but doesn't deserve a magician lover!

No, why is the object a man!

Although he looks handsome, he seems very domineering. Does his other self actually like this mouthful?

Well, it doesn't matter whether the object is a man or a woman for the time being... Why is it that I am still 1.6 meters when I grow up!

The 15-year-old Zhong also looked at the small porcelain bottle in his hand, as if he was staring at Pandora's box, and swallowed hard.

"What is that?" 15-year-old Dazai suddenly approached.

The 15-year-old Nakaya subconsciously hid the small bottle tightly behind his back, and put a distance of two meters away from Dazai: "It's nothing!"

"Oh?" Dazai narrowed his eyes, "I saw it, a short guy who looks very much like you just appeared."

At the age of 15, I can't even hear the word "short" now!

"Short? You're the one!"

Thinking of being 22 meters tall at the age of 1.6, and being ridiculed by this guy who will grow to 1.8 meters in the future, Zhong also felt that he couldn't bear it!

He jerked off the stopper of the medicine bottle, poured out a pill and swallowed it!

— Does it taste good?

Osamu Dazai had a bad intuition: "What... are you eating?"

"Yes..." Fifteen-year-old Zhong also swallowed the truth, "I won't tell you!"

What if it’s just that the sugar pill doesn’t grow taller? Now he says he can grow to 1.9 meters in a year… What if he fails? He doesn’t even believe that this medicine is really a 1.9-meter magic medicine!

In other words, will it be too high if it really grows to 1.9 meters?

Nakaya, who is only 1.5 meters tall, is extremely melancholy.

It’s as if everyone was worried about whether they should choose Tsinghua University or Peking University when they were young.

The difference is that the young man Zhongya did get the recommended quota...cough.

Dazai: ...

The boy Dazai narrowed his eyes in displeasure: "Chuya, you are my dog, I order you to tell me what that is!"

Chuya: "Bah!"

Full of blood and full of blue resurrection, he took medicine that could grow up to 1.9 meters in height, and Chuya happily stepped on the rubble of the cliff to clean up the children who had broken their friendship.

His organization, he came to completely sever ties!