Self-cultivation of fake wine

Mori Ogai threatened the children of [Sheep] and arranged for Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai to cooperate to investigate the incredible event of the resurrection of the ancestor leader.

After that, he summoned the newcomer recommended by Dazai Osamu——

"Why do you want to join this organization?"

"I'm here for Chuya in the Central Plains." The man was standing outside Mori Ou with the cat in his arms, "I guess that king of sheep will definitely join the port mafia, and if my cat can become a human, it must be The appearance of Zhongye in the Central Plains."

Mori Ogai has seen all kinds of weirdos, and he himself has a weird Lolicon character design, but he said so openly that he is a cat lover, and because of this, he has his eye on the same hair color and eye color as cats. the king of sheep...

#Sorry, your pervert is above me#

#比不不起不住，Admit defeat! #

"Since you are the person recommended by Dazai, let's go to Dazai to arrange a job for you." Of course, Ogai Mori couldn't immediately trust a person he met for the first time, so he dumped this cat lover of unknown origin very easily. go out.

"Okay, boss."

-

Before looking for Dazai, Herbal Salt first went to Hirotsu Yanagi.

"Mr. Hirotsu, hello."

"You were from that time... Boss asked you to come to me?"

"The boss assigned me to Dazai, but before that, I want to trouble Mr. Hirotsu." Herbal salt took out a few gems, "I really have no money on me, I wonder if there is any way to exchange gems for money in Yokohama?" A place where I won’t be asked about my origin? I don’t have an ID, so it’s a little troublesome.”

"..." Guangjin Liulang looked at the herbal salt for a while, "I know someone here... If you don't mind, you can hand over the gem to me."

"Of course." Herb Salt was very straightforward, "But can Mr. Guangjin lend me some living expenses first? I still have a cat to raise, and I don't have a place to stay tonight."

Guangjin Liulang took the gemstone, took out his wallet and gave herbal salt a stack.

"Thank you very much! This subordinate will leave first!"

After getting the currency of this world, Herb Salt doesn't care how much the gemstone will earn, so I happily take my cat to eat at the family restaurant in this world.

Of course, it is a family restaurant that allows pets.

Maomao: [What are you planning on doing? 】

Gouyan: [I didn't plan anything, I just wanted to see what Zhongye had experienced before. 】

Maomao: [You... look at that "me", don't you even want to do something? 】

The man who was eating the Teppanyaki fried by the store and leisurely turning over the sizzling barbecue in front of him chuckled.

[That's "you", not you. 】

[My destined person is only you, and it has nothing to do with any "you" in other parallel worlds. 】

[I cannot be copied, and neither can you. 】

Mao Mao nestled obediently on the man's shoulder, thought for a moment, and asked hesitantly: [But, don't you hate Dazai approaching "me" very much? 】

[I said, that's not you. 】The man blew the barbecue and fed it to the cat on his shoulder, 【I didn't hate Dazai before, but I was jealous that he has a special place in your heart.But then I decided that I was the most important one, and there was nothing to hate. 】

【As for whether I will do anything to this "you"...】

[It depends on what will happen. 】

cat:  …

Is this a manifesto to make trouble or is it carefully worded? ? ?

-

The man found a hotel to stay after eating.

Using the computer that comes with the hotel to investigate all kinds of network information in this world, Herbal Salt found that there is no king or Pengel here.

"It seems to be a world with only supernatural beings."

Nearly early in the morning, after the man came to this conclusion, he held up a cotton swab to the sleeping cat.

Mao Mao looked up vigilantly, frightened: "Meow?!"

【What do you want to do? ! 】

[The cotton swab is still me, I have to choose one, right? 】The man smiles and walks up to Maomao, who keeps retreating, 【The rare trip to another world, of course, is to enjoy the local special treatment like a punch card?For example, among the limited cats and cats——]

Chu also immediately thought of the man's idiot saying that he would become a "canine of about the same size".

The little orange kitten's fur exploded all over, and it let out a sharp meow!

[Go away!You pervert! ! ! 】

-

On the second day, at three poles every day, Herbal Salt hugged the loveless cat blanket, leaned against the head of the bed, and flicked his fingers to conjure up a surveillance screen.

Then I took out the snacks from the room service, watched the 15-year-old Nakaya and Dazai go to Rantang together with the cat blanket, and then was blocked by the GSS people at the door, and had a one-sided battle.

Forced to watch together and spy on the dark history of being exploited after the first meeting with Dazai, Nakaya Maomao buried her face in her paws in pain.

... Of course, he may also be struggling with other things in pain.

Until the guest room knocked on the door at noon, Herbal Salt had already seen Dazai Chuya and went to Lan Tang together to ask about the witness testimony about Huangba's vomiting back then.

Herb Salt turned off the live broadcast, got up with the cat in her arms, and told the guest room that she would stay longer tonight, then left the hotel.

【No more watching? 】Maomao has begun to enjoy live broadcasts looking back on the past.

[Don’t read it, after lunch, go to report to Dazai according to Chief Mori’s request. 】

[Are you really going? 】

[After all, this world is also very interesting, and the little one is also quite cute. 】

[Who do you think is young! 】

【Of course my lovely cat wife~】

[Speak well and don't smoke indiscriminately!Hair will fall into your airway! 】

[Don't worry, it's not a big problem~]

【That's just a euphemism!Don't bury your face in my belly while walking you pervert! ! ! 】

The struggling cat slapped the Twoleg's face hard, and the cat screamed fiercely.

People passing by: ...

Ah, the perverted cat slave appeared.

He is also a handsome perverted cat slave.

... Fuck, that handsome face is for nothing!

-

After lunch, Herbal Salt hugged the cat to digest food, and by the way found the two little cats who were having a fierce duel in the game hall.

After buying the game coins, Herb Shio sat on the empty seat next to Dazai, casually opened a fighting game, and waited for the two teenagers who were playing games to end.

Dazai glanced at Herbal Salt, and found that Chuya on the opposite side didn't notice the man's arrival at all, and was still cursing, and then——

Lost.

"Very good, Chuya, according to the bet, you will be my dog ​​for the rest of your life—"

Mao Mao looked up and found an invisible smile on the man's mouth.

The intuition seems to be to find a chance to curse the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai again after going back.

【It will not happen. 】

[Call my cute cat and cat is a dog or something... Chuya, what do you think of turning that thing into a dog? 】

Zhong Ye: ...

Instead of calling the other party Dazai, I changed it to "that thing"!

But I have turned into a cat, what's wrong with making Dazai into a dog!

No, that's not what it says...

[Why is it a dog?That guy is obviously a nasty mackerel. 】

Herbal Salt:  …

[Good idea, turn him into a mermaid when you go back. 】

Zhong also imagined Osamu Dazai's lower body with a fish tail soaked in the water tank to hook up with the young lady...

[It's a mermaid whose upper part has turned into a fish, and the lower part has legs... oh. 】

Zhongye Maomao: ...

Yue——! ! ! !

It's scary, what the hell is that!

Mental pollution!

The cat blanket froze on the man's shoulder in shock.

【I lied to you. 】

【asshole?Don't make me think of weird things! 】

The little milk orange let out a cry of dissatisfaction, then bit the side of the man's neck, grinding her teeth angrily.

The 15-year-old two cubs were still arguing, and Zhong Ye finally discovered the existence of herbal salt, and was shocked: "Why are you here, pervert! Are you a stalker!"

"No, although it's about the same." The man didn't bother to reveal that his appearance was very elegant and unworthy of beatings, "To be precise, I came to follow Mr. Dazai—the leader asked me to hang out with you first."

Dazai, who was wearing a black coat, looked at the herbal salt with his gloomy eyes that were not blocked by the bandage: "Mr. Mori is really good at calling people...Huh?"

The 15-year-old Nakaya suddenly squatted down and blocked himself with the game console.

Dazai looked at Chuya who was sneaking around, and then at the two boys and girls looking around at the door, and immediately shouted in a drawn out voice with great interest: "Chuya——"

Herbal Salt sat in place, silently watching the children's attitude towards their leader with Mao Mao.

【Chuya, do you know why I don't hate Dazai? 】

【what? 】

【Because I know that there must be a reason why you think he is special. 】

[I'm just looking at the reason now. 】

[By the way, let's take a look at Chuya's cute appearance before he was an adult. 】

Maomao's restlessly flicking tail slowly drooped.

To say there is no worry...that would be impossible.

I am afraid that men will also like "other selves"-although he is also "Nakahara Chuya" and has exactly the same past experience, but Chuya knows that it is not him.

Will men be interested in this "Zhongye"?

Although he said that he knew it was not the same person...but he was indeed 15 years old.

Don't men like their past?

Can a man even fall in love with his own past?

Once I can be replaced by "myself", thinking of such a possibility, coupled with the impact of facing "another self", it is difficult not to think too much and become anxious.

But now Zhong is also very clear that what he is worried about will never happen.

Men solve this puzzle from the very beginning of the problem.

——Because he didn't confuse this Zhongyuan Zhongye with himself at all.

【If I met you when I was 15 years old...】

Or if I could meet a man from the very first birth...

【That is a non-existent possibility, Chuya. 】

Men are always romantic, and sometimes they are so rational and cold that cats are helpless.

[If it wasn't for the death of my family, I wouldn't have forcibly broken through the boundary of my soul to wake up at the age of 21. After that, I'm probably just a small military policeman in Yokohama, and maybe I will be killed by you in the port mafia To bully it. 】

Zhongye Maomao:! ! !

Dazai over there was already complaining about the attitude of the sheep people towards Chuuya, and after ridiculing him in a strange way, he took away the equally displeased Zhongya.

"Hey, rookie, didn't you come to find me to work? Follow up—"

It was only then that Shirase and Yuxing noticed that there was a man sitting next to them.

"It's you?" The man who was almost robbed by them two days ago!

Shirase's expression was distorted: "So you are also a member of the port mafia! You also went after us that day!"

Herb Shio was too lazy to go with Shirase, who wanted to find fault with Ideal, and followed Dazai straight away.

Shirase: ...

Being teased by Dazai, retorted by Chuya, and ignored by the man holding the cat...

Shirase angrily kicked away the trash can in the game hall, scaring Yuxing almost to tears.

【Ah, this is really incompetent and furious...】

[Shut up, go back and put on the police uniform and show me! 】

Really sorry.

The 22-year-old little orange cat found that he also seems to have become less interested in the past!

Small cops and bully mafia cadres...

Modo Modo Meow——! ! !