Jumping beam clown mixed history

"You set up this formation?" The man was in a bad mood when he was interrupted to talk about love, and his tone of voice was naturally fierce.

The old man froze.

"It's far worse than my daughter-in-law's craftsmanship."

Geng Er's face started to smoke, he poked him, and retorted softly: "I'm not your wife."

"That's called Langjun?" Chuanshan smiled happily in his heart, yo, this is all conscious, it seems that his efforts were not in vain.

"You have the guts to just say it, if you dare to wear women's clothes one day, I, I..."

"How are you?"

"I'll let you kiss me." Geng Er's understanding was to kiss on the cheek, and anyway, no matter whether he agreed or not, this person would often rush forward to kiss and touch.And when he realized how irrational and disadvantageous it was to raise conditions without limiting the scope, it was already too late.

"What you said, you can't lie to me." Chuanshan looked at the blushing Geng Er, and the hard lines on his face softened by half at this moment.He really wanted to tell Geng Er that he had actually worn women's clothes a long time ago, and this was not a problem for him at all.I just hope that Geng Er won't be so frightened when he sees his appearance in women's clothing that he will never dare to approach women again.Wait, this idea seems to be good, if wearing women's clothing once can make Geng Er detour when he sees a woman from now on, let him wear it a hundred times.Not to mention earning a kiss.

Where do you want to kiss?To kiss here, to kiss there, or to kiss there...

"Look there, don't look at me." Geng Er reminded in a low voice, the man's eyes on him were almost materialized.

Chuan Shan finally pulled himself out of all kinds of obsessions, walked up to the old man and asked kindly, "When will you die?"

"Pfft!" The old man spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Psychedelic, lost, lost, you are the center of the psychedelic formation, and everyone who comes in will bump into you. I think no matter whether the visitors want to help you or want to kill people and seize treasures, the end will not be very good."

As soon as the accent of the word "good" fell, the old man lying on the ground suddenly thumped the ground with both hands.

The wind and sand rolled, and the scene that Chuanshan and the two saw immediately changed.

"Go, leave your stuff behind!"

Chuan Shanshou probed into the void, but he didn't know how he did it. When he withdrew his hand, a translucent stone in the shape of amber appeared in his palm.

The figure of the old man disappeared, leaving only an unwilling scream and a severed hand.

Chuanshan played with the amber stone for a while, and saw that it was like a fire in the center, as if there were flames flowing inside, and the surrounding area was translucent orange-red, warm and moist in the hand, and the appearance was very pleasing, "Immortal stone? It seems that some special power penetrates into it. come out."

Seeing Geng Er watching eagerly from the side, Chuan Shan smiled, and casually stuffed the amber stone into Geng Er's second hand, "Looking at you like that, you know that this thing is not bad, is it really a fairy stone?"

Geng Er picked up the stone and took a closer look, then shook his head, "This is not a fairy stone, it is a kind of natural amber formed by countless coincidences. It contains a little phoenix blood in the middle. And it is a rare living blood."

"...That's how we got the target?" Chuan Shan was dumbfounded.

"Um."

"Phoenix blood is a good thing, right?"

"Of course. No matter how many spirit stones there are in this thing, you can't buy it. Even a drop of it that is handed down is a treasure of the sect. Not to mention it is blood! And it contains a lot, at least about ten drops. It can be cultivated if used well. There are ten pure fire attribute disciples no less than Tianlinggen. Do you know how many fire attribute cultivators from all walks of life dream of phoenix blood? If you are willing to sell a drop of phoenix blood, the spirit stones you get are enough for you to support It is used for 300 years of cultivation by the ten disciples of Houtumen."

After finishing speaking, Geng Er sighed, "The person who set up the ambush just now must have a deep family background. Such a good treasure was used as bait. If I would definitely hide it or keep it for myself. This is the blood of the phoenix, and it is so well preserved. good."

Chuanshan said straight to the point: "Maybe the other party doesn't know the goods? Didn't you hear that old man say that this is a fairy stone?"

"Pfft!" There seemed to be the sound of spurting blood again in the distance, mixed with two eager roars, but someone forcibly suppressed it.

"Since we got the phoenix blood, let's go. We have wasted enough time." Chuan Shan took Geng Er's hand and walked out of the formation.He didn't mind letting the other party know that there was phoenix blood in the fairy stone. Anyway, if he robbed someone else's fairy stone, this matter is already bad. Why not just let it go, and let the other party vomit a little more blood before taking revenge.

Geng Er followed him closely, "Aren't there two more battles left?"

"I hate going through levels! And there is nothing good in it." The latter sentence is the key point.

"That's right. Seeing him take out the Phoenix blood all at once, I thought there were better things in the last two formations, but I didn't feel any rare treasures similar to Phoenix blood for a long time."

"Stop! You can't leave! If you want to leave, leave our things behind!" The man who set up the ambush couldn't bear it anymore, and finally jumped out.

Yuhuan almost didn't go crazy when he heard that the fairy stone they used to lure the enemy was not the fairy stone, but the legendary phoenix blood. The outer disciples held back tightly.

He always thought it was a fairy stone, his master told him so, and his master's master also told his master so.Because the energy of the fairy stone is not something ordinary cultivators cannot absorb for cultivation, and no one has ever seen a second fairy stone. So far, although they have regarded this stone handed down by their ancestors as a treasure, they have never felt how important it is.

It has the value of attracting people to come to snatch the treasure, and losing it will not cause too much loss to oneself. These two advantages allow every generation of disciples of Tianjimen to choose it as one of the baits to lure the enemy without any psychological burden.

They did this in the early stages of the previous spiritual test conferences.Using fairy stones and other seemingly valuable but useless treasures as bait, the participating disciples were in charge of setting up the formation, assisted by other internal and external disciples. Less good things, if they are lucky, they can even eliminate some of the more competitive opponents in the formation by the way before the competition.

It's not that they haven't encountered powerful people in the past thousand years, and they have lost a few treasures, but they have never lost a fairy stone.Just as they think that fairy stones are good-looking and useless, those cultivators who are more powerful than them also think the same way. They would rather have their storage bags and take away all the spirit stones, magic weapons and elixirs than touch the so-called secret door. family heirloom.After all, the word "Tianjimen" still has a certain deterrent effect on Hou Saturn.

The so-called slapping people without slapping people in the face, every school, family or individual would not try their best to get the magic medicine of the spirit stone in the early stage of the spiritual test conference?This kind of ambush is not only done by the Tianji Sect. As long as no one is killed or the root of the sect is not involved, the elders of all sects will turn a blind eye, and even some sect leaders directly call this This "game" is the preliminaries before the spirit test conference.

"That fairy stone is a treasure of my Heavenly Secret Gate, you can't take it away!"

Yuhuan, who had lost the old man's disguise, jumped out and shouted.So what if the psychedelic array is seen through?They also have lost track and lost love.These two people must have had some scruples in not continuing to enter the formation. How could the formation mechanism of his Tianjimen be so easy to crack?

His younger brother Yujin followed him out with a bitter face, but the ugly expression could almost squeeze out a bowl of bitter water.

Brother, you are still too impulsive!Is this kind of powerful person who can easily see through the formation they arranged and come in without encountering a mechanism? Can they afford it?

Let's talk about this fairy stone. They have kept it for so long for generations. Who can see that it contains phoenix blood?But people can tell at a glance when they get it.Can this kind of insight be taught by ordinary sects?

well!Although their Tianji sect is not an ordinary sect in Hou Saturn, it can be said that apart from the Chensha sect, his Tianji sect has the most disciples and the strongest financial resources.The Tianji Sect majored in formations and mechanisms. Perhaps their inner disciples' average cultivation level was not as good as that of the Cinnabar Sect's inner disciples, but with their strange formations and mechanisms, other sects would not dare to offend them easily.Just like the disciples of the Chensha sect knew they were setting up a formation to lure the enemy, but they didn't dare to try it lightly.

But they also hit the iron plate sometimes.

Brother, we have hit an iron plate now, and it is still the super hard iron plate made of all refined iron.

Yu Jinduo wanted to say to his senior brother: Let's go back and ask Master to come forward and talk to them, I'm afraid we are not enough for them to slap us.

But who called him a junior?Who told him that this senior brother was a little conceited?Who asked their junior sisters to lie not far away to watch their performance?well!

Just as she was thinking about her junior sister, Yuzhen got up, probably because she also felt that it was boring to lie there all the time, so she adjusted her dress to cover her exposed jade legs and came over.

"Which sect do you belong to?"

This breath!Yujin almost gritted her teeth.His junior sister is beautiful, but her temper is Chaotianjiao, and she can be as spicy as she wants.Although he loves spicy food very much, it doesn't mean that others also love it.

"Oh..." Geng Er's eyes sparkled, and his expression was slightly agitated.This girl has big breasts!The legs are so long too!

Chuanshan glanced at the Mensao baby.He decided that if Geng Er dared to hand over the Phoenix blood like this, he would force him when he went back today!

"Want to make friends?" Chuanshan looked up and down the woman's eyes extremely rudely, "Unfortunately, you don't look good enough."

"What did you say!" Yuzhen wanted to take advantage of the beautiful woman, but when she came up, she was distorted by the anger of this tall man. What does it mean that she is not good enough?Where is she lacking?In vain, she thought this man was good-looking, yet she looked down on her so much!Bastard bastard!

"You thief is extremely rude! I will teach you a lesson on behalf of your master!" Yuhuan yelled.

"Brother, please leave your word." Yu Jin came forward with a bitter face.At this time, if he doesn't show up, he will just wait to be drowned by saliva when he returns.

Chuanshan smiled, and pulled Geng Er to his side.

Embarrassed, Yuzhen bit her lip, raised her right hand, and brushed the broken hair by her ear.

Chuanshan took a deep breath and praised: "It smells so good. Er Fatty, does it smell good?"

Geng Er nodded repeatedly, "Xiang. Don't call me Er Fat!"

Chuanshan sniffed his nose, "Midie powder plus lost feelings powder, also mixed with a little... um..."

"Drunken fragrance." Geng Er reminded.

"Yes! Do you still remember how this medicine powder was introduced in the elixir classic that Master Bai gave me?"

Geng Er nodded.

Chuanshan said: "Ecstasy and bone erosion. First ecstasy, then bone erosion. As long as you inhale this medicine powder, you will immediately turn into a beast, a beast that only knows to be in heat, and as long as someone holds a magic weapon at this time. The soul bell, then the beast will Become a pet and can be trained to become the best dual-cultivation furnace. When the essence is exhausted, can it be released. It is quite a poisonous drug. It is said that even demonic cultivators are rarely used? Is Tianjimen a sect of demonic cultivators?"

Geng Er shook his head, "No. As far as I know, they are the right way."

"Then this girl is a demon cultivator?"

Geng Er secretly observed Yu Zhen, and then said with certainty: "No."

Yuzhen changed color when Chuanshan and the two said the ingredients of the medicine powder formula respectively.She didn't make this ecstasy bone erosion powder either, it was one of the drugs found in an ambush earlier, and she kept it because she thought it was interesting.I didn't expect it to be seen through the first time I used it.

"Cough, brother, I greet you..."

Chuanshan ignored Yujin, looked at Yuzhen, and said in a very regretful tone: "This medicine is quite good, really. But if you used it on me a year ago in the original world, it would be fine. One year Before, our fat and fat family hadn’t read my elixir, maybe I still had a chance to mess around at that time, but now...it’s a pity, a pity.”

Geng Er was angry, "Don't name me indiscriminately! Also, don't try to use aphrodisiacs to fascinate me, those things won't work for me!"

Chuan Shan patted him and comforted him, "It's okay, it's fine if it works for me."

Geng Er didn't react for a while, and the best time for education had passed by the time he did.