Jumping beam clown mixed history

There was silence on the yellow sand.The scorching sun exerted its greatest power and the air was melting.

Zhang Ding lay on the ground quietly, and the roar he just made was still lingering in everyone's ears.

What happened?

How could Zhang Ding's attack fail?

Most importantly, what about the people around them?

"Did you see the movements of those two people clearly?" Fang Ruyou asked gloomily.

Lin Junfeng shook his head.

Wang Xin was also suspicious and said: "No... how is it possible? Could it be the earth escape technique? But..."

"Go and see if Zhang Ding is still alive." Fang Ruyou raised his chin.

Wang Xin couldn't figure it out, and walked slowly in front of Zhang Ding with a cautious expression, hesitating for a while before squatting down and turning him over.

There was a lot of yellow sand on Zhang Ding's face, and his expression still maintained the angry look just now. The flying sword he was driving was pressed under him, and he didn't see any obvious wounds on his body.

"Brother, Brother Zhang is still alive!"

Fang Ruyou looked at Lin Junfeng, "A disciple of the Houtu Sect? Huh? One year of entry?"

Lin Junfeng's face was also a bit ugly, and with his cultivation base, he couldn't tell how the two men moved their hands and when they left.Are those two people really the legendary disciples of the Houtu Sect who have only been acquainted for a year?Will someone impersonate?

"I don't know what kind of competition that person took part in just now. If your Chensha Sect collided with him this time, who do you think will win the championship?" Fang Ruyou had a faint smile on his face.

Lin Junfeng raised his head abruptly, his handsome face was gloomy, "Then he will survive until the day of the competition."

Twenty miles away from the location just now.

"You..." Geng Er's eyes were full of surprise.

"What about me?" Chuan Shan raised the golden-tailed scorpion in his hand, "Either?"

The golden-tailed scorpion was honest, not even daring to make a sound.

"No. Your cultivation is really condensed and perfect, but I don't think it looks like..."

"It's not like Qi Condensation Dzogchen state, what kind of state is that like? Oh, that person just now is really too weak, even inferior to low-level Zerg, tsk." Chuan Shan threw the golden-tailed scorpion to the ground casually.

The golden-tailed scorpion stayed on the ground and looked at him pitifully.

"You bitch framed us, it's good if I didn't kill you. What, you still expect me to take you home? I'll count to three, if you don't disappear, I'll take your refining weapon. One, two..."

The golden-tailed scorpion quickly sank into the sand.The facts just now have told it that it can't afford to mess with this person.

Chuan Shan saw that the problem was solved, he grabbed Geng Er, "Let's go, don't waste time."

Geng Er was still confused, "But you obviously haven't formed an alchemy. No, it stands to reason that you have practiced for 400 years. As long as your aptitude is not too bad, you should have condensed your energy into an alchemy long ago. It's strange..."

"My body is different from ordinary creatures." Chuanshan looked indifferent. After he gradually understood the special features of his body, whether he could form alchemy was not very important to him.

"If you really can't figure it out, you can take my whole body as a magic pill."

"That is to say, the cultivation level you are showing now is fake? How did you do it? Even I can't tell the truth." Geng Er was surprised.

"I suddenly have a feeling of being in the sea."

"what?"

Chuanshan took off with Tiansuo, he didn't want to waste any more time, and he didn't want to encounter any unnecessary troubles, "Think about what kind of monsters and cultivations we encountered in the sea of ​​​​blood souls, and then look at these little ghosts... I understand already?"

Geng Er nodded blankly, "Yes. Anyway, you have been beaten by so many masters for 400 years..."

"Genger,"

"Um?"

Chuan Shan touched his head, looked into his eyes, and sighed, "Don't worry, I will take you."

"Ah?" Geng Er was confused.

In the boundary marker belt, Ji Fourteen looked at the biggest trouble in his life that suddenly appeared in his life without any expression.

"Brother Fourteen, you are the most handsome and manly monk I have ever seen! Look at your long hair, how black and flowing! Look at the soles of your feet, how perfect! Oh, even your face The scars on your body are so shocking. Beautiful, so beautiful! Even your cassock, worn on such a majestic body of yours, looks so extraordinary. Fourteenth brother, I will never leave you again!"

"Stay away from me." Ji Shisi's expression remained unchanged, and he pressed a finger against the sycophant who wanted to hug him.

"Brother Fourteen, I hate it! You can hug him if you want, what are you doing pointing his forehead?"

Ji Shishi tried his best to tear off the person who was stuck on his body.He was really blind to save this man.If he had known what a horrible clingy sycophant this weird-looking, flower-headed, clown-like fellow was, he would have let the clown be buried in the desert and die of thirst.

"Brother Fourteen..."

"Could you stop screaming so lewdly?"

"It's disgusting! He's such an innocent person, how can you call him lascivious. I hate it!" The clown kept rubbing against Ji Fourteen.

"Come down for me."

"do not do it."

"Come down!"

"Wuuuuuuuu, Brother Fourteen, he was born too beautiful, and was jealous by a group of family members, but was abandoned by those heartless people. Now you don't even want me? Huuuuuuu!"

Ji Shishi silently picked up the clown's collar and threw it into the puddle around the stone pillar, "Don't bother me, I want to practice."

The clown sat in the puddle and whimpered.

Ji Shishi let him cry and sat down cross-legged in a random place.

The clown took a peek at Jishishi and found that he really didn't intend to pay attention to him, so he stopped crying immediately and started flopping about in the puddles, quacking and laughing like wild ducks from time to time.

Fly about a thousand miles.

"Look below." Chuan Shan pointed to his feet.

Geng Er looked down.Right under their feet, two men were walking hesitantly, supporting each other.

"They seem to be injured? Do you want to go down and have a look?"

"Aren't you afraid of trouble?"

"Oh, I'll just say it casually."

After thinking about it, Chuan Shan lowered the flying sky shuttle. Even if he couldn't help the two, he still wanted to ask about the situation.He always felt that there seemed to be some changes in the atmosphere of Thick Saturn this time, which was an indescribable intuition, as if some dangerous beast was hiding behind the door and watching him.

Unexpectedly, the two had just landed the flying sky shuttle, and they hadn't asked yet.

Seeing them, the two men supporting each other's expressions changed drastically, and they ran away regardless of their injuries, shouting as they ran, "I've given you everything, what else do you want? Why don't we admit defeat!"

"..." Chuan Shan rubbed his face and asked Geng Er, "Do I look like a robber?"

Geng Er looked at it carefully for a while, then nodded vigorously and said, "Like."

Just as Chuan Shan was about to make a move, Geng Er suddenly shouted, "Ah! Do you want to catch up and ask them what happened?"

"...What are you afraid of? I just want to pinch you." Chuanshan laughed.

Geng Er thought to himself that this is what I am afraid of.

Chuan Shan looked at the backs of those two people running away, shook his head and said: "Forget it, those two people were scared out of their wits when they saw it. Let's go up and ask rashly, but be careful not to ask anything and it will cause a commotion. Let's go, then Since the two still have the strength to run, they shouldn't die."

The flying sky shuttle flew into the air again, the boundary marker was not far away, and the front was unobstructed.

"Do you feel that something bad is about to happen?" Chuan Shan asked suddenly.

Geng Er scratched his head, "I wanted to tell you before, the closer I get to the boundary marker, the more uncomfortable I will be."

The two looked at each other, and the speed of the flying sky shuttle suddenly accelerated.

A thin red mist suddenly appeared in front of the eyes, just blocking the two people's way to the boundary marker belt.

A very faint, very faint fragrance came from the red mist.

"The scent of phoenix blood. Strange, why is there phoenix blood here?" Geng Er was curious.

Chuanshan looked at Hongwu thoughtfully.If he remembered correctly, the two injured men just now came from this direction.

"What's wrong?"

"Did you see anything?"

"Hmm... The red mist is poisonous. It seems to be naturally formed, but it is not natural. There are obvious traces of formations. Let me take a look, huh? Why these types of formations?" Geng Er was stunned.

The corner of Chuanshan's mouth curled into a mocking smile, "Golden-tailed scorpion first, and then Phoenix blood. Is it because of our good luck, or is Hou Saturn's feng shui changed?"

"Do you want to go around?" Geng Er always held the idea that one thing more is worse than one thing less.

"Why do you have to go around? Let me ask you, is there really phoenix blood underneath?"

Geng Er firmly said: "There must be."

"So sure? Have you seen it?"

Geng Er proudly said: "Of course, I have not only seen but also tasted...tasted..."

"Go on, even if you say that you have eaten dragon meat, I will believe it, really."

"Don't you think it's strange?" Geng Er asked anxiously.

"What's so strange? Because you lived longer? Or have you seen more than me? Second son, brother, let me say a word here, believe it or not. Listen, no matter what you are, what you have experienced, no matter your real body Whether you are humble or noble, to me you are just you, the mate I believe to be my destiny, I am willing to bear everything for you, I am willing, do you understand?" Chuanshan just answered casually at the beginning, but after talking Come on, his expression is already quite serious.

Geng Er was in a strange mood, could he completely trust this person?He also believed in some people before, but after those people knew his truth...

Geng Er's heart throbbed slightly, he didn't want this person to become like that.Although this person has such and such abominable features, it has been a long, long time since he has been so relaxed and happy all these years.

Maybe this person is really different from those people?At least this person didn't reject him after knowing that he had the ability to read minds, let alone take advantage of his ability to predict.

That's right, after being with this person for more than 400 years, he almost forgot that besides formations and talismans, he has even more powerful innate abilities.

Speaking of which, this person was trying to protect him when he was very weak.

Realizing this, Geng Er was shy. He originally existed as a protector, but he didn't expect that he would be protected one day.

After Chuanshan said these words, he didn't expect to be able to impress Geng Er's heart. Although this little turtle is timid and timid, he is more stubborn than anyone else. get in bed.If you force and force some people, you might get them with half the effort.But some people... such as his little turtle, if you dare to force him, he can hide in his shell for a lifetime and never come out.

Chuanshan let go of his charming thoughts, surveyed the range of the mist, and said with a smile: "Since they specially treated us with phoenix blood, we can't just pass through the door like this. Golden-tailed scorpions are worthless, but phoenix blood... I Remember you said that you need this thing to set up an interstellar teleportation array, don’t you? Let’s go down and see who entertains us so graciously, and collect the presents by the way.”

Saying that, Chuan Shan descended the flying sky shuttle, took Geng Er's hand naturally, and walked into the red mist.

The huge rock was broken into several pieces and scattered in the red mist.

In addition to yellow sand and gravel around the rocks, you can still see a few touches of green.

A woman fell behind the largest rock. From where Chuan Shan and the two were standing, they could only see the other's two jade legs.

"Help me... save me..."

The gravel rolled, and an old man struggled out from under the sand.The old man's lower body was still underground, and he tried to climb up with both hands, as if he wanted to break free from the shackles from the ground.

"Why do you like me?" Geng Er blurted out.

Chuan Shan paused and laughed, "Are you asking me this at this time?"

"I, I, I..." Geng Er regretted asking the above question, blushing like a monkey's butt.

"Because you are beautiful."

"...Huh?" Geng Er didn't know what he was expecting, anyway, he felt that the answer was not good at all.

"Save me...save..."

"At the beginning I saw you as a brother. Later, when I saw you stripped naked and washed your face, you looked quite attractive, so I moved my mind, but it was not obvious. I have to be honest, if at that time you I don’t really think I’m going to be moved by someone who looks big and thick.”

"Uh..." The old man raised his right hand and stretched it out to the two of them, his old and helpless expression made everyone feel sad.

"But if you are just beautiful and you are not inside the shell, I will never want to spend a long life with you. And just because you are inside the shell, even if your appearance did not impress me at the beginning, 400 After the year, I will still be planted in your hands."

Geng Er was confused by the inside and outside of the shell.

"Because you are good to me, really good. You are the only one who knows that following me will be unlucky, but still treats me so caringly and kindly." When Chuanshan said these words, the tenderness in his eyes could drown people.

Geng Er was dizzy.

"So I like you, put you in my heart, and want to live with you. It is caused by many factors. Well, I should be a typical long-term love for you." Chuanshan analyzed himself while rubbing his chin.

"Oh." Geng Er was dizzy, as if drinking dozens of tanks of old wine.But why is it so comfortable in my heart?

"Save the old man... I can give you the treasure of my family... This is a fairy stone left over from ancient times..." The old man climbed three inches forward, and there was a fist-sized, amber-shaped half in his hand. Transparent stones.

Chuanshan glanced at Amber, but didn't like it, and continued to look at his second fat man.

"You see, I have desires even when you are so fat, you should understand how much I like you."

"Don't talk nonsense, what desire..." Geng Er blushed.

Chuanshan couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch him.Geng Er reached out and patted.

"You, you... do you know how to be ashamed? It's fine if you don't save yourself, but you... which disciples are you... Cough cough cough!" The old man was so angry.

Chuanshan Geng'er and the two finally set their sights on the old man.