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"The fuss is over? When it's over, come back and continue the banquet. What did Fourteen want to ask just now?" Yang Guangming withdrew his protection from the food and drinks.

Everyone sat down again.

"About the qualifiers." Ji Shishi forgot about Tao Hua who ran away.He believed that Taohua was still very safe within Houtumen, so he didn't need to worry too much.

"Oh, you've noticed it already." Yang Guangming asked without answering, "Did you run into a robbery or a trap?"

"Both." Jisi replied.

"Two masters, what are these robberies and traps all about? What does the preliminaries mentioned by the fourteenth brother have anything to do with the spiritual test conference?" Chuan Shan saw that Geng Er was not sitting next to him, but Ji Shi Looking around, I knew he was still angry.Take the initiative to pick and deboning for him, and put all the things he likes into a small plate and hand them to him.

Geng Er gets angry, but he never refuses food.He would eat whatever Chuanshan gave him, and he was not polite at all.

"This qualifier is also one of the unique customs of our thick Saturn. It started about a thousand years ago..." Yang Guangming's voice faded, and his expression seemed to be lost in memory.

"Brother, let me tell you."

Yang Guangming regained his senses and nodded.

Yang Debao went on to say: "You also know that Hou Saturn lacks various cultivation resources, and this situation has become more and more serious in the past millennium. But we, Hou Saturn, have no ordinary people and do not use miners. The agreement signed by the older generation in ancient times, this agreement is non-aggression, and no sect disputes for cultivation resources."

"The greed of a cultivator is a kind of disaster to the living beings in this world." Geng Er suddenly said.

"That's right." Yang Guangming took a deep look at him, "I don't want to say more about this, and I also believe that you understand the truth of fishing in an inexhaustible river. Chuanshan, as a demon cultivator, you must remember this especially. Don't be too greedy!" Yang Guangming kept staring at Chuanshan when he said this.

"Yes." Chuanshan said awe-inspiringly.In his hand, he did not forget to carefully grill a piece of thunder beast loin with the real fire of Samadhi.

A special tempting aroma of barbecue came to the nostrils.Even Bai Tong couldn't help taking a look.

Yang Guangming and Geng Er stared at the small loin together, drooling.

Yang Guangming thought to himself: This piece of meat will definitely be filial to me.The apprentice is so powerful that he can use the Samadhi real fire to barbecue meat, but it is really a waste.

Geng Er thought to himself: Haven't baked it yet?not yet?

Yang Debao felt that he definitely didn't have the chance to get that small loin, so he voluntarily gave up, and went on to say: "In the case of lack of cultivation resources, if you want the sect to get a better distribution of cultivation resources, you need to treat Thick Saturn or Thick Saturn The cultivators on the Internet have made contributions. Such contributions include publicizing secret books, cultivation experience or experience of crossing tribulations, low-cost supply of pills, magic weapons, food, clothing, accessories, etc., as well as the number of apprentices, expanding the oasis area, etc. can be counted in the contribution value.

But this kind of contribution value is not easy to get. For example, how many sects are willing to disclose the secrets of cultivation?It is even more impossible to supply pills and magic weapons at low prices.Fewer raw materials lead to fewer opportunities to practice mobile phones, and less practice will lead to a low success rate of refined medicines and magic weapons. Under such a vicious circle, how can we expect others to supply them at low prices? "

While nodding, Chuan Shan thinly sliced ​​the roasted Thunder Beast loin, and served it on a jade plate.

Yang Guangming and Geng Er gulped their saliva together.

Yang Debao coughed, he had never eaten thunder beast meat, the smell was really tempting.

"Cultivation resources are scarce, and the older generation does not want more people to go to Hou Saturn to occupy resources, so they make an unwritten agreement that they can only accept disciples in Hou Saturn. This leads to the fact that the number of disciples of each sect is not large. Contribution value, I haven’t got it for 2000 years. Let alone expanding the oasis, one word, it’s difficult!”

"Contribution points are not easy to earn, so we use the places and rankings of the spiritual test conference to determine the resource allocation of various sects in the next hundred years, right?" Chuan Shan finally understood why the cultivators of Hou Saturn were like this after hearing this. Concerned about the spiritual test meeting, he sighed: "This is a model of behavior for those who are afraid of uneven distribution of spoils and are embarrassed to be a robber."

"The apprentice's words are ugly, but that's the reason." Yang Guangming praised with a smile.

Geng Er also nodded, expressing his agreement with Chuan Shan's point of view.

Chuan Shan immediately handed the jade plate containing the small loin of the Thunder Beast to Geng Er.

Geng Er rubbed his belly, feeling that he could still stuff a lot more, took a piece of barbecued meat from the jade plate, stuffed it into his mouth, and took a sip of bitter root wine.Smack your lips, it's delicious.

Seeing Geng Er's ruddy face, Chuan Shan felt very itchy.He doesn't seem to have seen Geng Er drunk?I don't know if Geng Er is drunk...

Chuanshan pours wine.

Geng Er saw that the wine glass in front of him was full, he picked it up and drank it down in one gulp.

Chuanshan filled him up again calmly.

Next to him, the bright eyes of the sheep were about to pop out.apprentice!I will sit right in front of you!How dare you just pass the plate right in front of me?

Seeing it, Bai Tong suddenly dug out a piece of Thunder Beast rib meat and imitated Chuan Shan to grill it with Samadhi real fire.

"Prickly." The meat is mushy.

Everyone looked at Bai Tong together.

Bai Tong explained lightly: "It's not easy to control the heat for the first time."

Old Yang rolled his eyes.

Chuanshan hastily pointed out: "If you want to roast thunder beast meat with Samadhi real fire, you can only use Samadhi medium fire. If the fire is not cooked, it will be burnt when it is on fire. If you want to roast it well and taste it, please refer to your usual refining spirit. The heat of Dan should be kept constant, and all kinds of condiments should be layered on the meat before it changes color. Try it twice and you will understand.”

"Thank you." Bai Tong pulled out another piece of Thunder Beast meat without changing his expression.

Yang Guangming felt distressed when he saw it.This is Thunder Beast Meat!Not to mention that there is no thick Saturn in the first place, it is said that there are several original planets outside that only single digits are still alive, and the few surviving ones are all raised like treasures in the secret place of the deep house compound of various sects and sects.Let alone roasting these ultralisks, if you tell them to let me burn a few hairs of them, those stingy guys will also rush up and roast you first.

Is the Blood Soul Sea rich in Thunder Beasts?Yang Guangming was inexplicably envious of Moxiu.

Yang Debao really wants everyone to get back on the right track. Aren't they discussing the qualifiers?Why did I suddenly start researching how to use Samadhi real fire to barbecue.And... Barbecuing meat with Samadhi real fire, which bastard thought of this, it's a prodigal, prodigal!How much spiritual power or magic power do you have that can be consumed like this?

Ji Shisi pounded Chuanshan, and asked in a low voice in surprise: "Do you use the Samadhi real fire to roast meat?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Chuanshan also felt strange, what's wrong with grilling meat with Samadhi real fire?Do you have to let Xiaolan, the original fire seed, to roast a thunder beast?Speaking of Xiaolan, this little guy seems to have not moved for a long time, and has been sleeping soundly in his sea of ​​consciousness.Well, remember to ask Geng Er later, if Xiaolan is going to advance like this.

"...It's nothing. Just remember to remind me in the future, don't be too surprised even if you turn into a Nascent Soul body in the middle of the night." Ji Shishi tried hard to control his expression not to be too distorted.You must know that he is no longer a layman who practiced a year ago in the original world. He has long heard of the meaning of the true fire of Samadhi to practitioners and its reputation for being difficult to manipulate skillfully.And isn't the true fire of Samadhi not appearing until after the alchemy stage?Why is his brother able to use the Samadhi real fire so superbly now?And so easy!Barbecue with Samadhi real fire, can you waste a little more?

"Cough!" Yang Debao coughed loudly, "What Chuanshan said before is correct, because it is not easy to allocate cultivation resources, and because of the generous rewards of the spiritual test conference itself, everyone attaches so much importance to the spiritual test conference that is held every hundred years. Since the quota and ranking of the spiritual test conference determine the allocation of resources for the next century of cultivation, everyone naturally wants to participate, and even more wants to get a good ranking in the competition. To get a good ranking, one's own strength alone is not enough. Pills, talismans, spirit beasts..."

"I think I already understand what's going on in this qualifier." Chuan Shan, a cunning fellow, pretended not to see the ugly face of his Master Yang, and filled up the wine for him as if nothing had happened.Master Yang was full, and of course Master Bai couldn't be forgotten. In the end, he simply took over the job of pouring wine for everyone.

Ji Shishi also seemed to have realized something, and softly called out the Buddha's name.

"It's usually embarrassing to steal someone else's money if you don't have the resources. But in the early stages of the spiritual test conference, everyone will be crazy, and everyone has a fluke mentality. If one person succeeds in doing this, there will be a second one. Gradually, people who want to make a fortune There will be more and more people, and when there are more people, everyone will be more courageous. Isn’t there a saying that the law does not blame the crowd. After a long time, the various sects will acquiesce in this kind of mutual robbery, isn’t it so?”

"That's right." Yang Debao smiled bitterly.He has also been robbed, but also robbed others.

"And the early stage of the spiritual test conference is definitely the time when the practitioners have the most oil and water on their bodies. They will also take out the magical medicine pill storage tools that are usually reluctant to use and hide. If any sect is relatively poor, or who participates The cultivator still lacks some spiritual stones, magical treasures, and medicines, and it happens to be replenished before the game. Isn't it?"

"Yes." Yang Debao continued to smile bitterly.

"Of course, it would be even better if we could cripple a few strong competitors through this kind of robbery before the official competition. That's why this period is called the qualifier, right?"

Yang Debao nodded silently.

"I think it's a pretty good qualifier."

"Huh?" Yang Debao and Ji Shishi looked at Chuanshan together.

"Tell me, what do you think is good about this qualifier?" Yang Guangming stroked his beard and asked.

Chuanshan showed a characteristic loyal smile on his face, "If someone robs me, I can also rob others. Like me and Geng Er today..."

"Tianjimen Lantian led the disciples of Tianjimen to pay a visit to Patriarch Yang, and Wanwang Patriarch Yang came to meet him!" A clear and energetic voice came from outside the mountain gate to the main hall, interrupting Chuanshan's words.