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Where there is Geng Er, there will always be something to eat.

Under Chuanshan's secret signal, Geng Errou took out a variety of blood soul sea specialty fish and various fruit snacks from his arms in pain.

Bai Tong saw it, and the corners of his mouth twitched imperceptibly.

Taohua is very happy, and she jumps at her favorite food when she sees it.He was slapped on the face by Geng Er.

Tao Hua is so angry that he twists into a pile with Geng Er.

Chuan Shan kicked the peach blossoms away, lifted Geng Er out and sat down in front of him.

Tao Hua ran to Ji Shishi bitterly and cried, Ji Shishi stretched out his hand and patted his head.Tao Hua froze for a moment, and winked shyly at Ji Fourteen.Ji Shisi sat down cross-legged calmly.

"Biluoguo? Thousand Needles Mushroom? Chixue Nest? This, is this the legendary Yunjin pig?" Yang Guangming knew the goods, and when he saw what Geng Er brought out, he started laughing until he couldn't close his mouth .

"This is... the Thunder Beast?! Don't, don't take it all out, one piece of meat is enough, what a waste. Apprentice, did you keep those inedible parts of the Thunder Beast? Yes? Then don't wait a while Forgot to take it out to honor the master, hehehe! Debao, hurry up, go and bring the jar of bitter root wine, and get all the food for the reception banquet we prepared. Let's not wait for the evening, let's set up the banquet now! Our Houtumen is having a good time today."

"Okay! Brother." Yang Debao was also beaming, and came and went quickly. Not only did he bring a jug of wine, but he also brought a storage bag.

"You guys are lucky. Senior brother started preparing this last month. I'm waiting for Chuanshan to come back to hold a banquet. There is a thick Saturn specialty in it. Senior brother got it from a fight with the Great Witch of Cinnabar Sect. "Yang Debao said while offering a treasure, taking out all the food in the storage bag.

Geng Er's eyes turned back and forth following Yang Debao's hand. Although the food prepared by Yang Debao was bland, it could be seen that he had put his heart into it.Especially those melons and fruits. On Saturn, which is extremely lacking in water and soil, melons and fruits are more difficult to find than meat.

What attracts everyone's attention the most is a black mass piled up like a pagoda.

Bai Tong said bluntly, "It's really the light of Chuanshan. It's been a long time since I saw this thing. I didn't expect to see such a big plate today."

"Master Bai, what is this?" Chuanshan asked curiously, while covering Geng Er's mouth who wanted to say the answer.

"This is something unique to Thick Saturn, at least I haven't seen it anywhere else. People of the older generation call it the Nine-section Sandworm."

"Is it delicious?" Tao Hua gets excited when he hears about bugs, he likes to eat bugs, and his wish is to eat all bugs in the world!

"Peerless delicious." Bai Tong affirmed, "I heard from my master that this kind of bug was everywhere on Saturn in the early years, and it was not difficult to find it. It tastes delicious, and it can quickly replenish vitality, and it can also be used as a elixir to stabilize the properties of the medicine, and the number of sandworms will become less and less. When everyone knows the benefits of this sandworm...heh!"

Everyone has subtle expressions.Because they all know that many treasures of heaven and earth in this world disappear just like that, but even if they know this, can they resist this desire?

"Then does it eat plants?" Taohua asked.

"Eat. Nine-section sandworms are omnivorous insects." Baitong replied.

"That's fine, it eats plants, I eat it, fair enough."

"It also eats people." Geng Er broke free from his palm, turned his head and said forcefully to Chuan Shan.

"Okay, let's eat it back." Chuanshan pinched his chubby face, the little greedy turtle, his saliva was about to flow out.

Yang Guangming picked up the wine glass, "Come, come, for the first glass, I wish my apprentice a smooth exit and safety. Chuanshan, fill up the wine for everyone."

Chuan Shan responded with a smile, knowing that Yang Guangming wanted to test himself, he didn't hide his clumsiness, raised his palm slightly, and the bitter root wine jar about half a person's height floated up, and walked along in front of everyone.

Chuanshan moved very slowly, Ji Shishi swore he could see clearly, but he still didn't see how Ming Chuanshan poured out the wine.I saw the wine jar dangled in front of him, and the wine glass in his hand was full.The same is true for other people.

Yang Guangming smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.Not bad not bad, both fast and slow.Slow enough to see the wine jar drifting past everyone, but so fast that the wine jar tilted and the wine was poured into the glass at a speed that seemed to be omitted.This mastery of the fast and slow rhythm is not necessarily able to be achieved by the alchemy practitioners, and it is more powerful than directly sucking the wine from the wine jar.

Bai Tong also raised the corners of his lips slightly in satisfaction.

"Please!"

"Please!"

Yang Guangming didn't show off the prestige of the senior master, and the others also expressed their freedom.

Seeing that Bai Tong did not intend to leave after drinking the toast, Yang Guangming was unhappy, glared at Bai Tong and said angrily: "What are you still doing here? Do you want to eat for free? Half of the things here are brought by me, and half are my apprentices. My son respects mine, why are you sitting here?"

"Chuan Shan is also half of my disciples." Bai Tong sat on Yang Guangming's hand, holding a wine glass and asked Chuan Shan to fill himself up again.

"Who said it? Who admitted it?" Yang Guangming immediately held out his wine glass.

Chuanshan works hard to be a good wine boy.

"Old Sheep,"

"Call Master!"

"Master Yang," Chuanshan corrected, "Genger is not my son, he is my wife."

"Pfft──!"

"Goo! Cough cough!"

"..."

Everyone wiped their mouths, slapped their chests, and some people couldn't hold up their wine glasses and had to put them down. Finally, everyone looked at Geng Er together.

Geng Er, who was competing with Tao Hua for the sandworms, was stunned.

"That's not the point, the point is..." Chuanshan was about to tell what happened on the road today.

"That's not the point, what else is the point?" Yang Debao felt that he was getting old, and he was already surprised enough to know that Chuanshan and Geng Er were father and son. Now it's only a cup of tea, and the father and son have become husband and wife again?After a while, is it necessary to say that the big-footed boy with flower arrangements is their child?

"Chuan Shan, incest is wrong." Yang Guangming said sincerely.

"It's wrong for a man to be with a man." Yang Debao added.

Bai Tong suddenly glanced at Yang Debao.

Yang Debao's body trembled, and he felt something cold cut him hard.

"Amitabha! Three seniors, we have more important things to pay attention to than Chuan Shan and Geng Er messing around." Ji Shishi said emphatically.

"Brother Fourteen!" Chuanshan thought to himself that I hadn't done it yet, so how could I be called a "fucker".This is a great injustice!

"Ahem, what are you talking about?" Yang Guangming regained his attitude.It's not good for him, who is half of the master, to get too involved in this disciple's room affairs, as long as the two of you are willing, it's not impossible to discuss.This is the incest...

Seeing that this unhealthy wind was about to blow over smoothly, Tao Hua's mouth was free at this time, and she sneered at Geng Er: "So you are someone's wife? You really are a suppressed product."

"...Ahh! You bad guys! I'll kill you!" Geng Er exploded, dragged out the dragon hammer, lifted it up and smashed it.

The first smashed the surname Luo, and the second smashed the stinky peach blossom.

Let you bully me!

Yang Guangming was the first to do it, and quickly protected all the dishes, fruits, drinks and drinks on the ground.

Bai Tong's expression was as cold and stern as usual, with one knee bent, sitting cross-legged, holding a wine glass and taking small sips.

Before Yang Debao escaped from the ring, he pulled out Jisi, who was also innocent and implicated.

Peach Blossom jumped up and down, jumping around the pillars of the main hall, while running, she also spoke words to stimulate Geng Er.

"I've long seen that you are a crush! No wonder Brother Skeleton loves you so much. It turns out that you are a little daughter-in-law. Oh, what a little daughter-in-law, wearing a red padded jacket with flowers, holding Brother Lang Jun's hand hand, carrying the baby back to her mother’s house, hey, hello!”

Geng Er was about to cry.He can never say peach blossom in his mouth.

My daughter-in-law feels sorry for herself.Chuan Shan saw how Geng Er dragged the big hammer until his tears rolled straight due to grievances, and his heart ached very much at that time.He said that sentence not because of Qi Geng Er, but because of his impatience to show off and establish a relationship.He has even thought about how to please Geng Er and make him laugh after angering Geng Er.But they forgot that there was another rotten peach blossom around them who was afraid of chaos in the world.

Chuanshan took a blow from the dragon hammer, and regardless of the pain in his arm that seemed to be broken, he hugged Geng Er with his intact right hand and dragged him into his arms.

"Are you mad?"

Geng Er's eyes were red, he stiffened his neck and refused to look at him.

"I am your wife."

"……don't want!"

"I'll cook for you every day from now on."

"……Do not care!"

"I'll teach you a lesson for Peach Blossom."

"...I can do it myself."

"Stop crying, baby."

"...I'm not a child." Sniffing.

Chuanshan raised his hand to wipe it for him.

"If you don't like it, I won't say it in the future." I just know it in my heart.

"...I don't sleep with men."

"I know, you've said it many times." Chuanshan was so gentle that he couldn't be more gentle.

Taohua made a vomiting expression.

Brother Yang Guangming drank wine while watching the play.

"It's so lively."

"Yeah, it's great to have disciples. It feels like the Athoutomon is alive."

Yang Guangming patted Yang Debao on the back, "We will definitely have many disciples in the future."

"Well! We need to recruit more female disciples." Yang Debao was worried that there would be too many male disciples, and today's problems would easily arise.

Yang Guangming glanced at Baitong.

Bai Tong narrowed his eyes slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Are you young couple finished? I'm starving to death, so come back to eat when you're all sticky! You can eat flirting, but we can't." Taohua was still yelling arrogantly.

Ji Shishi grabbed the peach blossom that caused trouble and dragged him back, and gagged his mouth tightly in two or three strokes.

"No, no, no!" Taohua protested seriously.

"Your mouth is too cheap, you have to be taught a lesson." Ji Sisi put on a haughty face, directly pressed Taohua to his knees and spanked her ass.

"Ugh!" Taohua went crazy, struggling desperately.

"Pfft!" Geng Er laughed.

Chuan Shan turned his head, saw the movement, and recited "Amitabha" for himself fourteen times, wiped Geng Er's tears, and asked in a low voice, "Are you comfortable?"

Geng Er was embarrassed to put on a sullen face, lowered his head and struggled out of his arms, and ran over to watch Ji Shisi teach Tao Hua a lesson.

"Wow—you wait for me!" Taohua broke free from the restraints, spat out the gag, howled, and rushed out of the hall.

Geng Er laughed with tears in his eyes, he had secretly recorded all the scene just now with the memory spar.When he goes back in the future, he must send a piece to the teacher's staff.