Chowhound Survival Rules

When Chi Huo opened his eyes again, he saw a plump foot.Visually, it should be the feet of a child around 2-3 years old, but why is there a child's feet on his face?

face? !

Sitting up suddenly, after a burst of dizziness, Chi Huo saw a bun.

"..." Although there should be a greeting at this time, but out of habit, Chi Huo was silent for a while, and said, "Where's your lord? No, can you speak?"

The arrogant little bun on the opposite side exploded instantly when he heard the words, jumped up and stepped on Chi Huo's feet, angrily waving his fat little arms in protest: "Take back your mentally handicapped eyes! What kind of expression do you have! What kind of questions! Seeing me, the number one super S-class artificial intelligence in the universe, you actually asked me if I could speak! Have you been bitten by a man-eating beast!!"

Chi Huo fell silent.He needs a little time to digest the current situation.

For example, how did this little thing appear, and whether this little thing is a gifted child or a mentally ill child.

"Why don't you talk!" Xiao Baozi glared fiercely at him, but his expression was so cute that he didn't feel any cruelty at all.Chi Huo couldn't help smiling when he saw it, and reached out to touch his head. Silver hair, this hair color really exists, and it feels quite good.

S Baozi was stiffened by Chi Huo's gesture of reaching out and stroking, but after a while, he involuntarily narrowed his black pupils.Well, I don't know why, being touched by this master like this, he felt that his smart chip produced a tiny current, which made him feel very comfortable and didn't want to resist.

"Are you an artificial intelligence? Can you introduce me?" Chi Huo watched Xiao Baozi's face soften, and asked at the right time.

S Baozi raised his head and glanced at Chi Huo when he heard the words, "I am an artificial intelligence transformed from the bracelet on your right hand. I used to belong to the Institute of Human Existence Science and was the first successful product! I own the whole universe The most advanced intelligent system, huh, I have integrated all the highest intelligence of human beings since its appearance to the present! Isn’t it amazing?”

"Awesome." Chi Huo nodded quickly.

"Hey, besides that, I have a blood mimicry simulation system, so as long as I activate the bracelet, I can use your blood and the surrounding differential substances to form my current appearance. Let me tell you, I can grow up ! And by blood, I am your son."

Chi Huo: "..." He hasn't woken up yet, right?Artificial intelligence is crazy enough, and a son made of his own blood and differential matter?This is terrible, even scarier than when he knew his sexual orientation and knew that he would never have a son in his life.

"So... you almost sucked blood and sucked me to death?" Chi Huo's face was a little distorted, "How can I take off this bracelet? With it, I feel that my life is not guaranteed at all."

As soon as Chi Huo's voice fell, the little bun exploded, "What did you say! You said you were going to throw away your bracelet?! How could you be so vicious! It's been 1000 years since I was made, this is the first time I recognize the owner Success, the first time you show up, you plan to throw me away?! Aren’t you afraid of being smashed into flesh by a meteorite storm——!”

"How to get down?" Chi Huo was not affected at all. From some aspects, Chi Huo was not only shy when dealing with unfamiliar people or things, but more accurately, he was 'indifferent'.He has carried out the thought of being so high on nothing to do with himself, and because of this, Chi's father and Chi's mother almost sent him to see a psychiatrist.

"...Boss, are you serious?" Baozi's eyes widened, it's too bad, this master is different from what he thought!Isn't the 'Ultimate Survival Bracelet' like theirs immediately scrambled for by everyone as soon as it appears, and if you get it, it's a treasure? !This was far worse than what he had imagined.

"Did you see where I'm not serious?" Chi Huo raised his eyebrows. Although this little thing is cute, he can't forget the feeling of being crazily sucked blood before, the feeling of rushing to death step by step, he absolutely doesn't want to experience the first secondary.

"... wow ... wow ... wow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so smart and can do housework, I can also cook, watch the door, fight monsters..." Xiao Baozi burst into tears, and then opened his fingers while crying to see Chi Huo's reaction, but in the end, he was very disappointed .

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"Is there an ultimate survival bracelet more unlucky than him!No, he's an anthropomorphic person now! "Killer! Woohoo... hiccup, me, what's wrong with me being with you, you are alone, I'll warm you up, go shopping with you, pick up girls, find gay friends... I'm very obedient and eat There are very few, and you can still watch the house, hiccup! You, why don't you want me..."

Chi Huo: "..."

"Woo... woo... How can you not want me? Hiccup!"

Looking at the crying little bun in front of him, Chi Huo was speechless for a while, because his heart was hard, and he couldn't help but soften his heart when he saw such a scene.sigh.

"Will you still suck my blood?"

Little Baozi shook his head wildly when he heard the words, then paused, and nodded again eagerly, but at the same time quickly explained: "I need to suck your blood if I want to grow up, but you can just let me grow up like this... But I'm older, and I can help you do more things."

Chi Huo was speechless, why did he look like a child abuser? "How much do you need to suck? I was almost sucked to death by your blood before."

"That's just the first time! Me, the design is quite harsh. You know, the better the thing, the harder it is to get it, let alone having a son, right? From now on, I can suck at most 200cc of blood every month. Now, if you are weak that month or something, I can also smoke it once a year, really, I am very easy to support!"

Chi Huo couldn't help but laugh, and no matter how scary the bracelet on his right hand was before, he really can't be afraid now.Moreover, among the words Xiao Baozi said just now, there was one sentence that moved him—perhaps since he appeared on this garbage planet, he was destined to be alone.

No matter how hard he tried to deny it, he couldn't deny that he was in a completely strange place.If he still had the lucky idea that this is an unknown corner of the earth, and he could go back as long as he escaped, when this artificial intelligence appeared, his hope was completely shattered.

Unless his brain is broken, how could the science of his time create such an artificial intelligence, and moreover, be able to create such a child with blood.If it wasn't for this artificial intelligence being too convulsive, he would even think it was a real life.With the development of science to such an extent, Chi Huo is not only shocked, but also has self-doubt about surviving in such an environment.

In the future, he will be alone, or a person who doesn't understand anything. Even if such a self can survive, he will probably be alone for a long time.Then, it is a very lucky thing to have a high-intelligence son who is easy to feed, can be cute, can do housework, and can watch the door to warm the bed.Even though this son is not a human being, he is a life that can accompany him.

Reaching out to hold the little bun in his arms, Chi Huo wiped his weird tears and rubbed his head again, "Okay, from now on, you will be obedient, and we, father and son, will live a good life together! I won't let If people bully you, they will make you fat for nothing."

The little bun was stunned when he heard the words, and then suddenly blushed, he grabbed the corner of Chi Huo's clothes with both hands and stammered, "You, you want to recognize me as your son, let me tell you, I'm not such a casual person !...Do you really want me to be your son? Dote on me and take care of me every day, you give me delicious food?"

Chi Huo looked at Xiao Baozi's expression and twitched the corners of his mouth. It seemed that he didn't say the last sentence. How did he imagine this?But looking at this pitiful look, Chi Huo, who was upgraded to become a father, nodded generously: "Yes. From now on, you can be called Chi Xiaobai. It is white and tender, beautiful and delicious."

So Chi Xiaobai, stimulated by the huge gap between being abandoned first and being recognized as his son, nodded and admitted the name without any objection.Then he used all his life time to regret the past, being young and ignorant... What a fool!

"Well, Xiaobai, since we are already a family. Then come and tell Dad, where is this place, what is the matter with that pile of bones? And, besides mushrooms, is there anything edible around here?"

The smile on Chi Xiaobai's face froze when he heard this, he felt that he was one of the most unlucky survival bracelets, because he just said that he was omnipotent, and he was about to be incompetent in front of his master.

"...Master, this is an abandoned garbage star on the edge of the Carter galaxy, and I was also captured here by those thugs." Chi Xiaobai looked at Chi Huo pitifully, and threw another bomb: " It seems that the ecology of the entire planet here has been destroyed, so, apart from here, there should be, it seems, and it is possible that there is nothing to eat."

"The guy who kidnapped me has been dead for 100 years. 100 years ago, he was starving to death, so he wanted to see if he could activate me."

As a result, the guy was sucked to death by blood.

Chi Huo: "..."

Can he ask to die again and change the map to start over?