Chowhound Survival Rules

When Chi Huo opened his eyes, he saw a desert.

Perhaps to say that barrenness is already a high score for the scene in front of you, if you didn't see it with your own eyes, if someone said that you saw a sea of ​​garbage, no flowers, trees, houses, cars, and no one.That Chi Huo would definitely think that guy ate something bad.

But compared to the endless garbage ocean in front of him, Chi Huo wanted to know why he was still standing.It seemed that he should have died—by poisoning.

As a master-level chef who was poisoned to death after eating fugu, Chi Huo can be said to be quite embarrassing. Although his age is quite young among master-level chefs, his family has been cooks for generations. Cooking a bowl of fugu Then he tried to eat and was poisoned to death. He could imagine that his elder brother and father would despise him to death.

It's just that you really can't blame him.

Chi Huo sighed, anyone who knew that his lover would not be happy if he stepped on two boats.Treating puffer fish as a good friend, dissecting the pufferfish, cooking it, swallowing it or something... He didn't deserve to die, so he wanted revenge.

Chi Huo's temperament is a bit dull, and in the eyes of outsiders, he is definitely a serious, serious, handsome guy who is going to die.But in the eyes of insiders, the whole family of the Chi family thinks that this foodie is just unfamiliar with others, so they are embarrassed to speak up. After all, when Chi Huo speaks, in many cases, he will involuntarily reveal faults and irritate people. The eldest brother of the Chi family once made it clear Said that he hates his brother's mouth the most, his words are too damaging to Yin.

Chi Huo usually rolls his eyes in protest, he feels that he is still very rational, decent, smart and low-key, and those who can't adapt to him are all out of their minds.And he thinks that the mistress who is disgusting when he talks is better than his better self. It's not that eating has damaged his brain, but that his brain has not been in a good mood from the beginning.

"...Well, it's rare for me to miss him sometimes." Chi Huo sighed, the reason why he fell in love with that person must be that he lost his mind after eating bad food. "Tsk, so you can talk nonsense, but you can't eat randomly."

However, compared to those, Chi Huo felt a pain in the ass looking at the mountains and seas of garbage in front of him.

He can calmly accept that he died from eating puffer fish, and he can also calmly accept that he was resurrected, but he can't accept that he is far away from the earth, or in other words, he can't accept that he has come to a place that doesn't look like there is food. trash planet!

"Garbage stars and the like, aren't they only found in science fiction? It's not scientific."

Chi Huo said as he frowned and walked forward, he probably didn't really come to the garbage planet.In any case, no matter how harsh the environment is, human beings can't be beaten to death.

three hours later.

Chi Huo sat on a metal block that seemed to be a huge refrigerator, looked at the mutated cockroach that was as big as a fist under his feet, and twitched the corners of his mouth.He was wrong, there is still a certain gap between human beings and Xiaoqiang, and we must continue to work hard.

For three full hours, he walked for more than ten or twenty miles, but he did not find any living things except Xiaoqiang, and the endless garbage did not show any signs of disappearing, listening to the protest of his stomach growling Chi Huo smiled wryly.Could it be that his obscene revenge was too cruel, so God planned to starve him to death again?This is too miserable.

Just when Chi Huo was thinking about how to find some food in a sea of ​​garbage, the originally calm climate on the garbage star suddenly became violent.

A burst of thunder suddenly rang in his ears, followed by a downpour of rain. Accompanied by the unclean air on Garbage Star, Chi Huo felt like he was going to be poisoned to death by the rain!

"Tsk, this is definitely worse than acid rain."

Chi Huo jumped up all of a sudden, looking around nervously, his skin was slightly burned by the rain, although he didn't hang up now, but a fool knew that there would be problems if he drenched for a long time.

"Shelter from the rain, shelter from the rain! Is there no place to shelter from the rain in this wretched place?!"

After looking at it for a long time, I didn't see a broken house that could shelter from the rain. Chi Huo wanted to curse. Could it be that the people in this place used to be on the floor?

Gritting his teeth and choosing a random direction, Chi Huo decided that as long as it can shelter from the rain, even if it is a hole, he will go through it!

"..." So God must be playing with him, right?Looking at the big hole leading to the ground in front of him, Chi Huo rolled his eyes fiercely, and ran down along it.

Just when Chi Huo was running wildly along the big hole, thinking that he had reached home, his eyes suddenly lit up.The word "unbelievable hole in the sky" can be perfectly applied here. He didn't know how long he ran, maybe 15 minutes or 10 minutes?But the scene in front of him made him extremely excited. Compared with the devastation before, the scene in front of him was simply a paradise!Even if this Taoyuan only has a tree, a wooden house, a pool as big as a washbasin, and a huge abandoned metal that occupies most of the Taoyuan.

But this place looks like a place where people can live, doesn't it?In particular, although he has never seen a piece of mushroom in the corner, he can be sure with his eyesight that the cliff is edible!

Chi Huo took a step forward without hesitation for the mushroom.

Then, no attacking beasts were found, and the next moment, he jumped to the side of the mushroom like a rabbit, thinking about how to make mushrooms and eat them with burning eyes.It's just that when Chi Huo reached out to pick mushrooms, a white thing fell from his hand with a snap, and Chi Huo was startled suddenly, jumping three feet away.

Looking up, Chi Huo's pupils suddenly dilated. The pile of bones on that huge branch is not human bones, right?Absolutely not, right? ! ... Nima, the length and shape are not so strange!

Rao Chi Huo's reflex arc was quite long, and he felt a little hairy at this time.

I came to a planet full of garbage for no reason, didn't see a person, finally found a place that looked normal, and met a pile of bones on a tree?

"Cough... Is anyone there?" Although it was a bit late, it was justifiable, because he was too hungry before.

"Is there anyone? Borrow your mushrooms to eat?"

"If no one answers, I'll pretend there's no one, right?"

Chi Huo yelled a few more times, and after making sure there was no one there, he moved to the side of the mushroom and stretched out his hand again.

pat.

"...I don't believe in ghosts." Chi Huo twitched his lips and looked at a metal bracelet that fell in front of him, thinking that this was too, so what.

Originally, Chi Huo planned to ignore the metal bracelet and pick mushrooms directly, but the bracelet was in the middle of the mushroom group, no matter which direction Chi Huo picked from, he could see the bracelet.

"...Tsk!"

After struggling for a while, Chi Huo suddenly grabbed the metal bracelet. He still doesn't believe that grabbing the bracelet will kill him?

And the moment Chi Huo's fingertips touched the metal bracelet, the metal bracelet suddenly burst into dazzling light, Chi Huo only heard a click in his ear, and when he opened his eyes, he saw his right wrist There is an extra metal ring on it.

……

Fuck me! !

Chi Huo almost didn't scold her, and reached out to pick up the ring, trying to take it off.However, the size of the bracelet seemed to be custom-made for him. It was neither too big nor too small, and it just stuck to his skin. No matter how you picked it, you couldn't get it off.

"This is unscientific, honey, at least give me a hint to prove that you are not some evil thing!" If the bracelet could suck blood or something, he would have no time to cry.

Then Chi Huo really cried.

The metal bracelet on the right hand has changed from bright silver to light red at this time, and against Chi Huo's fair wrist, it looks a little coquettish.Chi Huo's face was quite ugly at this time, he felt his blood was draining crazily, a moment later a sense of dizziness hit, and Chi Huo sat directly on the ground.

And the blood-sucking bracelet was still sucking blood, and the color of the bracelet also changed from light red to dark red.

No, I can't go on like this, I must save myself!Chi Huo thought with his dizzy head, he couldn't close his eyes less than a day after opening them, he didn't even eat the last supper!It's so unsatisfactory to die like this!

Standing up stumblingly, Chi Huo's eyes looked around the Taoyuan cave, and finally fixed on the huge metal waste.He couldn't see what it was, but at least he could see that there was a sharp blade on it.At worst, he doesn't want this hand anymore, it's better than dying here!

Walking unsteadily all the way towards the huge metal waste, Chi Huo's vision has been blurred. When he was only three steps away from the blade, Chi Huo's eyes suddenly went dark, and all consciousness disappeared in the next moment, and he fell directly to the ground. fell to the ground.

At the last second of consciousness, Chi Huo seemed to hear a cold voice, but he didn't know what the content was.

[Purity of blood drawn up to standard, analysis. 】

[Pure ancient Earth Chinese descent, meeting the conditions for master recognition. 】

[The first master identification is successful, the S-level system is activated, and the super-S artificial intelligence is activated. ]【...Damn it, I've found my master. Those who can't stand my blood sucking are all mixed bastards! It's been 1000 years, I'm suffocating my young master! 】After a burst of messy light flashed by, a bun with a round face and three heads appeared out of thin air beside Chi Huo. The bun's face was originally full of arrogance and domineering, but it matched his figure It only has the effect of cute things.Then the little guy looked at Chi Huo who was lying on the ground and showed an evil smile, and his fat little feet pia on Chi Huo's face: "Master! I greet you, it's time to get up and have breakfast!"