Chowhound Survival Rules

Scrapping a communication satellite is far less devastating to Chef Chi than he found that the food here has no taste, so after being surprised by the quality of the communication satellite, Chi Huo continued to struggle with his food problem.

But obviously, the prince was very dissatisfied with Chef Chi's reaction, "Do you know what scrapping a satellite means?"

Chi Huo let out an ah when he heard the words, and thought for a while, "It can no longer be used."

Cang Lin: "..."

Resisting the urge to strangle someone to death, Cang Lin said indifferently: "It means that unless some unlucky bastard with no eyes bumps into this planet, otherwise we will stay here for a long time."

Hearing this, Chi Huo raised his head, feeling that something was not so good. "Well, don't you know how to fly all kinds of spaceships? No matter what you say here, there should be spaceships that can fly, right?"

In the end, before Chi Huo could finish speaking, the port staff next to Canglin immediately heheed twice in embarrassment, and scratched his hair at the same time: "So what, I'm sorry, didn't we tell you before, There are very few people on this planet, maybe more than 1? We used to be from a few families, and we escaped here, so we are very poor..."

"We are so poor that we don't have a spaceship that can fly at all." The guard added shyly at the same time. "As for the spaceship energy box, none of us here can make it, so..."

"So unless a fool falls from the sky, we will never be able to leave, right?" Chi Huo froze his expression into a wooden face, and spoke without emotion.God knows that his heart has blown all the tables that can be lifted.

Seeing Chi Huo's expressionless face, Cang Lin finally felt that he was a little more balanced, but before he could speak, he saw that this person's expression turned gray for a few seconds, and after a few seconds, it turned directly from the tranquility before the storm to It's sunny and hot!

"You?" How could you be so calm all of a sudden!

"Oh, it's okay. We're so unlucky. I'm tired. I need to sleep well before thinking about other things." Chi Huo wiped his face, trying to show a harmless smile, and looked at the guards and work personnel.When the latter two saw Chi Huo looking over, they had a conditioned reflex to smile, but after a few seconds, the two of them changed their faces in unison.

"Guards?"

"Don't call me Guard, Brother has a name, Brother is called Hook!" The guard Hook suddenly looked like a city manager, and Chi Huo was taken aback by seeing it, "Oh, Brother Hook..."

"Want to get close after eating Bawang's meal?" Hook snorted twice, "By the way, since you can't contact the outside world, it means you can't find helpers to help us repair the port, right?"

"Since the port cannot be repaired, then you are the sinners who crashed our port! Lose money or lose life, choose one!" This time it was the staff next to the guard's hook who spoke, and he smiled wretchedly after speaking "My name is Mu Lin, you can call me Mu Mu, I really like beauties~"

Cang Lin: "..."

Chi Huo: "..." What is the rhythm of this sudden breakdown of personality? !

"Okay, okay, you two brats, don't frighten the guests suddenly, even if the guests owe money, you can't be so rude, maybe someday they will suddenly dig up energy crystals Mine? It will be too late to regret it, I will teach you again, remember to leave a way out for everything. For others, but also for yourself.”

The wife of the colorful noodle aunt gave Hook and Mu Lin their brains, and they said admonishing words.I don't know if it was Chi Huo's illusion, but he always felt that when the uncle said the last two sentences, he seemed to be thinking about something, and even his expression at that moment became inviolable.

"Ahahaha, but that being said, it's only natural to pay off debts, two boys, treat this meal as our invitation to you, and we don't care about breaking the communication satellite, cough cough, However, you still have to pay for the repairs of the port. Since you can’t leave for the time being, why don’t you stay and work to earn money? Don’t worry, more than 5 energy gold coins, well, you should be able to earn them in 50 years.”

When Chi Huo heard the words, he immediately felt that what he felt just now was an illusion. This person really belonged to the same family as the two security staff!

Even though neither Chi Huo nor Cang Lin was willing to work and pay back the money, the current situation did not allow them to have other choices. After some intense bargaining that left the prince dumbfounded, Chi Huo finally Rented a cottage next to this home on credit for a great deal!

When the two of them reached their temporary 'foothold', Cang Lin still couldn't react.

"You... They actually agreed to pay on credit?" This is something that has never existed in the whole life of the prince.

Chi Huo rolled his eyes, and after so many days of suffering with Cang Lin, he has classified this person into the range of acquaintances, so his attitude is naturally quite casual. "Otherwise? We are penniless, and you don't seem easy to mess with or are temporarily in trouble. Letting us owe them favors and money is their best choice. Because in this way, we can create value ourselves, and wait for you to rise in the future Sometimes, they might have other benefits.”

What Chi Huo said was right, and Cang Lin agreed with it very much, but this was not the reason why he was shocked, "You both seemed to want to chop each other with knives just now." Is there such a fierce bargaining? !This is what the prince is puzzled about.

Hearing that Chi Huo laughed twice, Cang Lin felt a little hairy for some reason, and then he heard Chi Huo say slowly and full of yearning: "You don't understand~ this is a kind of fun~!" And this How intense is it, the bargaining between him and the vegetable sellers in his hometown is really intense!I miss it when I think about it.

Cang Lin was silent for a long time, and then directly pulled the quilt to sleep. He was very tired these days, and he was getting more and more tired.

"Hey!"

Suddenly a magnified handsome face appeared in front of his eyes, Cang Lin twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, and managed not to punch out.If it was really hit, this person would probably be smashed to pieces. In addition, if you look closely, this person's skin seems to be quite good...!

If he stays with this person any longer, his infected brain will be destroyed!How could he think that a commoner who has only known him for more than ten days has good skin! !

"What?!"

The prince's tone was quite bad, and with his face that could freeze all kinds of pests to death, Chef Chi was also taken aback.Backing up a bit, Chi Huo curled his lips in discomfort, "I'll just tell you, I'll find a way to find some ingredients tomorrow, and then I'll make you a big meal, as a thank you for taking me out of there , do you need to freeze people to death like wolf guards?"

Cang Lin paused when he heard the words, and froze when he saw Chi Huo's slightly aggrieved expression. After a long time, when Chi Huo was about to pull the quilt to sleep, Cang Lin said a little unaccustomed: "Okay."

"Cut." Saying a good word for so long, I don't bother to talk to you.

"...No matter how bad it is, I will eat it." Cang Lin paused for a while and added another sentence. In his mind, this is definitely an incomparable favor to the chef, but the prince has never practiced it. The skill of pleasing people', so it backfired and stepped on a certain chef's thunder.

Chi Huo jumped up from the double kang in an instant, turned over and rode directly on Cang Lin's body, stretched out his hand and pinched his neck and shouted: "The food I cook will be unpalatable! It's unpalatable!! I have lived for more than 20 years. No one dares to say that my food is unpalatable!!!”

When Chi Huo jumped up and rode on him, Cang Lin's body was completely stiff, and by the way, in order not to slap that ignorant and disrespectful person to death, Cang Lin's face turned blue.

"Go down."

"Damn your sister! Try to say something unpalatable!!"

"I'll keep talking!!" He gritted his teeth, and finally, when Chi Huo couldn't die, the prince turned over, and the positions of the two of them were reversed in the next second.

Cang Lin rode on Chi Huo's body, pressed his legs against Chi Huo's jumping feet, and lowered his head with a condescending expression, "It's disrespectful."

Chi Huo had wilted as early as the moment he was crushed, and was fighting with a man whose physique was a hundred times stronger than his... Chi Huo's heart was full of tears, when did he want to die like this? !

"Let go of my master! I'm going to beat you to death!!"

Suddenly Chi Xiaobai's voice sounded, and Chi Huo felt a great sense of comfort in his heart. He said that an artificial intelligence that can kick through the door panel of a spaceship and hold a laser cannon must be able to beat people well, right?

……

Finally, looking at Chi Xiaobai who was beaten to the ground and trampled on the kang by Cang Lin, Chi Huo wanted to cry again without tears: "Xiaobai, you are cheating... You are not very powerful."

Chi Xiaobai was stepped on his back by Cang Lin, and his limbs were swaying vigorously like a tortoise turned over. While doing so, he whimpered: "Master, Xiaobai hasn't evolved once, and what I said before is the appearance after evolution... …You bully children! You are shameless and rude! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Originally, Cang Lin thought that he was the one who was absolutely reasonable, but looking at the current picture and listening to the wailing of an artificial intelligence, Cang Lin instantly felt that he was bullying the weak.

But even so, the prince should not be offended.

"Next time you do it to me, I'll take it off."

Chi Huo watched Cang Lin staring at his hands, tears streaming down his face, and he didn't know what to do except nod.

So the prince was satisfied, and let go of the big and the small.As a result, after letting go, Chi Huo silently hugged Chi Xiaobai and shrank by the wall of the double kang, with a whole person's distance between him and Cang Lin.

Cang Lin looked at Chi Huo hugging Chi Xiaobai at the corner of the bed and curled up into a ball, feeling inexplicably uncomfortable and panicked.Stretching out his hand to touch the position of his heart, Cang Lin looked at the person with his back facing him in some doubts, completely wondering why he had such a feeling that he had never experienced before, and this feeling was even more explosive than himself. The beloved spaceship is even more sad.

"..." He wanted to open his mouth to say something, but at this moment, Cang Lin felt that he couldn't say anything.

So the two spent the first night after arriving at Loren Star in such a stagnant and cold atmosphere.

Early the next morning, when Chi Huo opened his eyes, Cang Lin was no longer on the bed.He didn't know where the man had gone, and didn't really want to know.

Staring blankly at the light coming in from the window and his sleeping Kang, for a moment, Chi Huo felt that he was still in a certain corner of the earth.It's just that apart from the special antique double kang and the dazzling sunlight, all other furnishings in the house show that this is not the planet he is familiar with, that this is not his hometown, his home.

"...Xiaobai, good morning." Chi Huo looked at Baozi rubbing his eyes in his arms, and suddenly smiled. After all, he is not alone, is he?

"Morning, Master~" With a soft childish voice, one can't help but feel soft-hearted, and the bright smile of Baozi makes people feel better, "Master, let's go find the energy of the spaceship! When we find something that can be used as energy , the two of us will sneak away and leave that big villain here by himself!"

Chi Huo laughed again when he heard the words, pinched Baozi's soft face fiercely, and nodded: "That's for sure, unless that guy apologizes, I will definitely throw him here!"

Although he strangled his neck too much when he rode on a person, who told that person to say that the food he cooked was unpalatable? !And he was no match for him at all, with such a huge difference in physique, that person stepped on Xiaobai and even took off his arm? !Disrespectful, disrespectful to your whole family!

Chi Huo gritted his teeth and got out of bed, and then felt a tingling pain in his legs. He looked down and was extremely depressed for a moment. By the way, his physique is too bad, right?Why is my leg turning blue today after being pressed by someone yesterday? !

"Well, master... you are so weak."

bang.

Chi Huo's good mood when he got up early in the morning was completely destroyed by these words. He glanced at Chi Xiaobai secretly, and Chi Huo thought hehe, he thought this little guy was cute and caring because he was blind, right? !

"Master?" Why are you looking at Xiaobai with that kind of look? Don't think I will be embarrassed, I won't be embarrassed~ Chi Huo twitched the corner of his eyes, and walked out the door, "Come on, clean up, let's go get acquainted Take a look at the terrain and environment. It is roughly estimated that we will spend a month here, food, clothing, housing and transportation, get rid of the unimportant two and the existing one, and the most important one, we will dig it today!"

Dare to say that Lao Tzu's food is not delicious, I will either make you smell so bad that you can't eat it, or simply cook a pot of poisonous soup to poison you!Don't you know what the human survival code says, no matter where you offend anyone, don't offend the chef! !

... I want to spit, mouth, and water in your meal! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻