Chowhound Survival Rules

The edge of the Carter Galaxy, in a certain sense, is an absolute 'remote mountainous area'. The port of the Doron star has finally become popular today after countless days of being so quiet that it hurts.

"It is said that a super antique spaceship crashed into the planet at the spaceship port!" A middle-aged woman selling homemade tasteless bread on Duolun star said rather gossip.

"Oh! Wouldn't that be a great thing! Our port hasn't been repaired for so many years! It's broken down like that, and after being bumped into it today, someone finally took advantage of it to repair the port!"

The gossip target of the middle-aged woman, the uncle who sold mecha parts, slapped his thigh happily: "No matter how antique the spaceship is, as long as you can buy a launch ship, you can afford to repair the port!"

"That's right! When our port is repaired, oops, it won't become the most prosperous planet in the Carter galaxy in the future? Oh, oops, I have to make a few more pancakes, and I will be a millionaire by then, just think about it excited!"

"Hey hey, I'm also a millionaire, just thinking about it makes me happy!"

At this time, the two people who were 'thought' by more than [-]% of the people on Duolun star were facing the port staff and guards with bright eyes, one with icebergs and the other with logs.

"Oh, oh, is this the first time you two have come to our Duolun star? Although the environment here is not very good, the economy is not very developed, and there are not many people, but as long as someone takes advantage of it to repair the port... eh?!" Boss, why are you filming me? !The staff turned their heads and glared at the guard, who coughed dryly: "You two, welcome to Duolun Star, this planet belongs to... well, now it belongs to the Federation Empire, whichever one you think is better, I actually prefer the Empire Ah, Star Duolun will treat the two of you as warmly as relatives, but before that, please compensate the total of the three expenses of 'collision port fee', 'port repair fee' and 'port future construction fee'?"

"Boss, a total of 680 energy gold coins! If it is energy silver coins, it is 53; converted into energy copper coins, it is five hundred and three hundred thousand, uh!" Boss, why did you hit me again? !

"Ahem, thanks to your patronage of [-], the [-] gold coins are a fraction of our Duolun star's hospitality, and they will be wiped away."

Chi Huo: "..."

Cang Lin: "..."

Why does Mao have a feeling of being taken advantage of and a sense of superior IQ? !They narrowly escaped death, worked desperately, and finally crashed into Duolun's spaceship port, but what happened to this incomparably cheating feeling? !

Chi Huo pulled Chi Xiaobai, pointed at his face with a wooden face: "Look, I'm so hungry, do I have money?"

The staff and the guards took a serious look at Chi Huo, and then turned their heads to look at Cang Lin: "Brother, your clothes are made of cloud silk! Don't say no! I want to have such a piece every day in my dreams Clothes! Cloud silk clothes cost at least [-] energy gold coins, so don’t say you don’t have money.”

Chi Huo: "..." I dream of such a great resentment...

Cang Lin: "..." Since he was attacked and hunted down to that garbage star, it seems that nothing is right!

Cang Lin and Chi Huo looked at each other with the staff and guards for a long, long time. When Chi Huo felt that he was about to faint from hunger, the prince finally spoke in an extremely sinister manner.

"No money now. Distressed."

That voice is so cold that it can directly make people shiver all over, coupled with the extreme iceberg face, there is a terrifying look that if you dare to ask me for money, I will kill you.

"..." This time, the staff and the guards were finally silent.It seems that they have never thought about the possibility that if someone takes advantage of the port, but the person has no money.

The guard was about to threaten with a haughty face, but before he could speak, he was stared back by the prince's eyes.Immediately, he directly forced his face to the staff next to him and said: "Go and tell our second aunt, third uncle, cousin-in-law, aunt, fifth uncle, and ancestors, those who hit the port have no money. We have to repair the port ourselves .”

When the staff heard this, they beat their chests and wailed: "Brother, how can you say that! You are ruthless, unreasonable and unreasonable, cruel and appalling! The port of our Duolun star is so broken that even the signal tower of the spacecraft is about to be scrapped." How can we live if we don’t repair it anymore! None of our mental strength can exceed C to be a researcher, and none of our physique can exceed B to operate a spaceship! Awww! I don’t want to die yet!! "

"..." Nima, this planet is too scary!

Even the prince, who is well-informed and knowledgeable, still feels extremely bitter and shocked at this moment.How did this group of people survive until now?

"Both the Empire and the Federation have specialized personnel to repair and build the spaceship port." Cang Lin said slowly, implying, how could you not have one?

The guard curled his lips when he heard the words, "That is for planets that have resources or can be used, no matter how bad they are, they still have talents. Duolun Star is too far away, and there are no resources, let alone talents with mental strength and physique beyond B can go to Capital Star." , someone will come all the way here to see the hell."

Cang Lin was silent for a moment after hearing the words, and nodded in agreement, instantly irritating the staff and guards. Even Chi Huo felt that it was a bit ruthless and unreasonable to expose people's shortcomings.

"Enter us for board and lodging, and within five days I will find someone to help you build the port." After making trouble mercilessly, the prince, who is well versed in the ways of imperial servants, threw out another sweet date, which instantly made the guards and workers The staff stared wide-eyed.

"What are you saying is true?!"

"If you deceive us, our ancestors will curse you!"

Cang Lin suppressed the urge to slap those two people to death, and said with a slumped face, "Is there a communication satellite? I want a communication."

The staff nodded quickly after hearing the words: "Yes, yes, yes, you are so lucky, the communication satellite was just repaired yesterday! It is said that it can only be used three times."

Cang Linmo, this planet is definitely not the territory of the empire, he does not have such a cheating territory!

Here Cang Lin followed the staff to send a signal. After Chi Huo and the guard exchanged glances, he cleared his throat and said seriously: "I have a deep relationship with him (the savior) and it's good (to escape together), If I suggest helping you improve the quality of your construction..."

The guard instantly realized: "Dear guest, what do you want? Ah, are you hungry? I will ask my second aunt to cook the best meals for you right away, and then I will let you live in the best house for five days! Guaranteed Treat you like family members!"

Chi Huo smiled extremely gratified when he heard the words, and then followed the guards to find his second aunt with good yearning.

result.

In the exquisite small courtyard less than one kilometer away from the port, Chi Huo looked at the seven-colored rainbow-like pancakes in front of him, and fell silent.

Who can tell him that this is a magical horse.

"Oh, boy, don't be so polite! This is my special dish, rainbow cake! Do you know the rainbow? The ancient mother planet is said to be a beautiful spectacle that will appear when thunder strikes! Seven colors, very beautiful !" The second aunt of the guard, the middle-aged aunt who sold noodles before, was talking like I was very powerful, and she didn't see that someone from the ancient mother planet was looking at her with blood all over her face.

"..." When there is thunder, there will be a rainbow!Wouldn't that be a rainbow of seven colors instead of dark clouds in a thunderstorm?Do you think it is a fairy tale or a science fiction story? !

"Oh, boy, hurry up and eat! It won't taste good when it's cold! This one is sweet, this one is salty, this one is sweet and sour, this one is spicy, and there are bitter and tasteless, but I highly recommend it This is the one that tastes like cucumber! Do you know about cucumbers? It is said to be an extremely refreshing fruit in the ancient mother planet!"

Chi Huo wiped his face, he didn't know how to communicate with this tough aunt, cucumber flavor...he didn't want to eat cucumber flavor pancakes at all! !

"No, I should be grateful that there is still flour now." Chi Huo said to himself, and then, under the eager gaze of the aunt, the guards, and several uncles around him, he grabbed the cucumber-flavored bread with difficulty and took a bite .

After a while, Chi Huo looked at the bread in his hand suspiciously, and took another bite.

"How are you guys? Is it delicious?"

Chi Huo nodded expressionlessly, "As far as the dough's toughness and softness are concerned, it's pretty good."

"Oh boy, I'm sorry for the aunt you praised! You see that you are pleasing to look at and also pleasing to speak. Oh, you will be our big dog's wife?"

"Cough... Cough cough, cough cough! Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law?!" Chi Huo almost choked himself to death, quickly stuffed the cucumber cake in his hand into Chi Xiaobai's mouth, then grabbed the sweet noodle cake and gnawed on it , he needs a little sweet to comfort his twitching heart.

"Hey, young man, be careful, so nervous? Our big hook is actually pretty good."

"Fucking boy! Don't yell, the young man is so handsome, he must have a sweetheart! If you want to talk more, go and sell pancakes!"

Finally, the aunt who sold noodles was driven away by her family, and Chi Huo could finally eat with peace of mind.It’s just that even if the aunt left, Chi Huo ate rainbow noodles and drank winter melon soup that was said to be flavored with winter melon, but he still felt like he was wronged by the whole world, like a sad reminder abandoned by the whole universe, life is extremely pitiful .

If it weren't for his extremely sensitive sense of taste and smell, he would definitely think that the rainbow pancake in front of him is just a 'tasteless pancake' with a different color!Although Cang Lin had told him that the current food was almost tasteless, Chi Huo didn’t expect that the reality would be so dire—even the most basic ups and downs, sweet, bitter, hot, salty, almost gone, this is normal food, normal food? !

"Too cheating...too heartless, cruel, and unreasonable!!" Chi Huo took a mouthful of winter melon soup, wishing to burst into tears.

click.

Someone pushed the door open, and when he turned his head, Chi Huo saw the dark-faced Cang Lin and the flattering staff member.

"what happened?"

Cang Lin snorted, stepped forward and grabbed the cucumber-flavored bread and took a bite, "It's scrapped."

"Scrap? What, uh?!"

"Lord, Dad, it's the communication satellite that's dead, and I feel a frequency disorder!" Chi Xiaobai raised his head and reported appropriately, as long as it's electronic technology, nothing can escape his sense!But speaking of it, didn't the master and the big villain notice it? This planet doesn't even have an ID terminal detector! !