[Rebirth] King of Theater

While Al was struggling with his comedy...

Unwilling to give up, the shameless and malicious manager Taber launched a fierce pursuit of Mrs. Sylvie.

In his opinion, this middle-aged woman who "immigrated to this country in the early years and suffered from poverty for half her life, illiterate and illiterate, and knows nothing" is easy to deceive.Although there are still some small problems in it, such as the language barrier (this woman is really stupid), but they can be overcome slowly. As long as you are patient and spend time, you will not worry about the fish not getting the bait of.

He also secretly set goals for this:

The most basic primary goal is of course money!

I can't use illegal means, but he believes that he can find a way to make Mrs. Sylvie pay willingly, and the best result is to successfully collect enough money to bribe some people and open up channels, enough for himself A few more levels in the workplace' money;

Also, there is a more advanced goal.

In fact, the essence is money, but the person targeted is no longer Mrs. Sylvie, but her son Al.

This idiot is really full of whimsy.

He actually thought secretly like this in his heart: "If I can coax that little bastard who can write into the palm of my hand and become a role similar to a broker, wouldn't there be a steady stream of money coming in?"

But I have to say that Manager Taber doesn't look very good, but he still thinks beautifully.

The only problem was, although he thought so, he wasn't quite sure he could do it.

As the iconic figure of selfishness.

He thinks in a self-centered manner: "If I were rich, I wouldn't pay attention to that mother who is like a donkey..."

Therefore, high-level goals can only be goals for the time being.

He's still working on his junior goals for now, doggedly trying to wring money out of Mrs. Sylvie's pocket with his (not yet) charm, poor pick-up skills, and relentless (stalking) pursuits.

Madame Sylvie was indeed deceitful.

This poor woman who had given birth to four children had never actually been in a serious relationship in her life.

Many years ago, free love was not popular in the remote fishing villages of Sicily.

Back then, Al's father, that is, Mr. Sylvie, first took a fancy to her beauty, brought a bucket of fish, and specially invited some elders to her house to mention it tactfully.Then, under the care of her family, the two met each other.

The so-called "meeting" means that she and Mr. Sylvie walked side by side foolishly in front, and her mother and her two sister-in-laws followed furtively not far behind.

A man and a woman, not to mention physical contact, even chat and talk, are under the tight supervision of the female elders at home.

Hence the quest of the shameless manager...

To be honest, it was actually the first time in her life that Mrs. Sylvie was pursued by a man.

Even though the man who pursued her was so terrible before, scolding and picking on her every day looks like a big monster that can eat people.

But this kind of pursuit still awakened some consciousness deep in her heart.

Before that, she had lived like an ascetic nun; she had lived like a lemon dregs that had been sucked dry by the world;

But now, she is aware of her existence!

She can't help but look in the mirror, pay attention to her dressing, and pay attention to the changes in her appearance.

Occasionally, she would say to herself with great embarrassment in her heart: "God, I'm so old! But... well, I'm not that old, so I'm still in good shape , so it turns out that I still... still attract men?"

But at this time, she would feel annoyed again: "Damn! Damn, I'm not a bad woman, how could I have such evil thoughts? I have always been the most honest, hardworking, and good woman who can't do her job!"

But no matter how hard I struggle...

Mrs. Sylvie is still involuntarily glowing with a second spring of life!

As expected, she was as easy to deceive as the rogue had expected, not only did she not resign, but she also quickly showed an intimate and friendly attitude towards him, as if she no longer cared about the previous enmity.

Once, Manager Tabor learned a few Sicilian dialects for Mrs. Sylvie, tricking her into learning them for her.

She was very surprised and happy, and returned the past in Sicilian dialect: "Oh, you can say this..."

"Then do you think my words are standard?" Taber, who had only learned a few words in total, couldn't understand what she was saying there at all, so he switched back to asking in English without caring.

Mrs. Sylvie thought foolishly before seriously answering: "Sorry, sir. I can't say, but it sounds weird."

"Ah, I know what's wrong?"

"how to say?"

"It's probably because my strong feelings for you are mixed in too much, my little one."

"...Ah, you, it's too, so rude of you to say that."

"Oh, but how I love you!"

"..."

Madame Sylvie was too embarrassed to say another word.

She had no choice but to blush and run away.

The shameless manager Taber couldn't help but gloat over it.

He quietly calculated in his heart, and decided to start the next step: "Look at me! Next, I will first pay some money from this old woman to make up for 'I have endured so long to be disgusted with her. dealing with 'losses."

However, the plan only ends here!

Simply put...

Mrs. Sylvie's consumption concept is seriously out of touch with society.

The lady who has lived frugally since she was a child and managed the house is actually a person who is even more Grandet than Grandet.

She was really frightened by hunger and poverty. In this life, she vowed never to waste a penny on useless things.

even……

Al had no change on him and wanted to ask her for two dollars.

Mrs. Sylvie became vigilant like a rabbit: "What? What did you just say you want?"

Al said casually: "I don't have any money with me, I'm too lazy to go to the bank to get it, you give me two yuan first, I'll buy a meal for lunch..."

Mrs. Sylvie: "Oh, no!"

"What? I just handed over the household to you yesterday, and you have at least a few hundred yuan in your hand, right?"

"But you also said it was for home use."

"Uh... What's the problem? Isn't it money for household use? I only need two yuan, and I'll make it up for you when I come back."

"No! Rules are rules, no matter what you do, you can't use your family's money!"

"What kind of weird rule is this? I also gave you the money for the family!"

"But who knows what you will do outside in the future? What if you lose all your money in business? What if you learn to be bad outside and lose all your money in gambling? What if you get caught by a bad woman (Al: ??? ) defrauded all the money? This is all uncertain! At that time, as long as there is money for the family, no matter how you mess around, at least everyone will not be hungry for a short time. So, don’t use this money It’s two yuan, and not a single cent is allowed to be used for other purposes.”

"You... I will definitely go bad outside?"

"Well, the world is changing so fast, who can tell."

"Ha! All right! You're going to watch me starve without giving me two dollars for such a vain reason, are you?"

"Wait, don't go! I'll bake ten big patties for you, and you won't be able to finish them until you die."

Al: "..."

Mrs. Sylvie also boasted: "You see, I am a good mother too! As long as my children can fill their stomachs, I will not be afraid of any trouble."

Al: "...I'm afraid!"

He thought to himself: "Forget it! Bring ten big meatloaf to class? I will be kicked out of the classroom by Mr. Curtis."

So, when the Taber manager pretended to be unintentional in front of Mrs. Sylvie, he mentioned that his birthday happened to be this Saturday.

Then, he showed off how some relatives and friends celebrated his birthday for him last year, how he booked a few banquet tables in a big hotel, and gave a lot of gifts, and how, how many of those gifts were when precious...

Mrs. Sylvie did show that slightly inferior, envious and timid expression, and she was indeed shocked!

She also asked in surprise: "300 yuan watch? Is it so expensive?"

At that time, Manager Taber deliberately said with disdain: "300 yuan is just a small broken brand. I am usually embarrassed to take it out, but whoever said that person is my friend? I don't value it that much." money man."

Madame Sylvie believed it, and looked at him adoringly.

Manager Taber hurriedly hinted: "Don't think too much, no matter what gift you give me, even if it's just like him, it's just a 300 yuan watch, I'm very happy."

"Well……"

"Actually, do you know? Although my friend called me to the hotel to celebrate, I still want to be with you more, do you understand?"

"No... I don't quite understand."

"Silly girl, I love you."

Under such repeated expressions of love, Mrs. Sylvie really thought that the other party loved her to death.

So, after hesitating for a long time, she finally plucked up the courage and timidly invited this man to her home as a guest.

For that, on Saturday's day!

She sent John, Mary, and the youngest child Antonio to Luke's grandma early in the morning on the grounds of "there are guests at home", and asked the old man to help take care of them.

As for the eldest son who lives like a robot...

Well, Al has always been diligent in leaving early and returning late, with a schedule by the hour, and there is very little free time to stay home.

Everything is well prepared.

Mrs. Sylvie also waited with great anticipation for Manager Taber's arrival.

However, when someone with malicious intentions came to the door...

He stared dumbfounded at the large plate on the table: "What is this?"

"Your, your birthday present!"

Mrs. Sylvie was embarrassed, and asked expectantly: "Do you like it? My dear."

Manager Taber: "What the hell is this!"

Mrs. Sylvie sent him a plate of heart-shaped fried eggs, ten of them!

But this is the treatment that her son has never received, which shows that she has good intentions and is a real egg!

Taber: ...? ? ? !

Say nothing!

A stupid woman is a stupid woman!

I can't even understand the hints in other people's words!

This guy is in a rage!

He once again returned to his previous bad appearance, pointed at Mrs. Sylvie with a ferocious face, and cursed: "You stupid woman! An old woman like a donkey! Are you trying to embarrass me? I I love you so much, I treat you well, I only have you in my heart, but what about you? You insult me ​​like this! Or on my birthday, let me be so ashamed, are you worthy of me? "

"Oh, my God! I, I am, want to be nice to you."

Madame Sylvie was dumbfounded at this change of countenance, and then burst into tears.

"Is that all right for you to call me that?" Manager Taber asked furiously.

"...Yes, yes, ten, ten eggs."

"It's a pity that I pushed my friends' treats, so I came to see you!"

Manager Taber yelled, with veins popping out of his neck with anger: "You stupid woman prepared such random junk for me, you don't love me at all!"

"No, it's not!"

Mrs. Sylvie tried her best to distinguish: "Ten, ten, in the past... In the past, Al ate two, and he was very happy with two..."

"Shut up! If you say it, you will be laughed to death! The worst watch I was given last year was 300 yuan."

"But...you can't eat it!"

"This year, my birthday gift is ten fried eggs! My birthday gift is ten fried eggs! Do you think I'm worth ten fried eggs? God! Don't you woman have a heart? You Don't love me? Am I a fucking clown?" Manager Taber continued to growl.

"I didn't, I didn't say I love you, it's you, it's you who said I love me."

Mrs. Sylvie wept bitterly: "Ten...ten eggs are very expensive, very expensive..."

A shameless manager choked for a moment and decided to ignore these words and just treat them as ineffective words from a stupid woman.

He continued to pretend to be sad and angry: "I never thought you would do such a shameful thing! When people say you are mean and mean, I didn't believe it. I wanted to trust you, but it seems , in the whole world, only a fool would believe a woman's sincerity! You will be punished sooner or later if you are so perfunctory about other people's love for you. "

After saying this, he suddenly raised his hand, knocked the plate of fried eggs to the ground, and made an angry gesture to leave!

But in fact, this is just retreating and aggravating the guilt in the woman's heart. Then, she can take the opportunity to make some embarrassing demands, and even ask for money directly.

Sure enough, Mrs. Sylvie grabbed him: "You, you can't go!"

"Let go, I will break all ties with you from now on." Taber made a decisive gesture: "You don't deserve my noble love."

"You can't go... you can't go..."

"Let go, let go!"

Just as the two were tugging like this, there was a "bang", and the door was kicked open.

Luke rushed in at a high speed, and when he looked up, he saw a man he didn't know was pulling Mrs. Sylvie.

He immediately strode over aggressively, without saying a word, raised a chair and smashed it down viciously!

Manager Taber turned pale with fright, and fell down heavily before he even had time to explain a word.

But at the moment before he fainted, he was relieved to hear Mrs. Sylvie's scream of pain for himself, and a very excited cry: "Ah! Don't crush those fried eggs, pick them up and wash them , still edible."

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The author has something to say:

PS. In fact, the writing of this chapter is not so realistic, but I told everyone that it will not go deep. I don’t want to write that Mrs. Sylvie was cheated miserably.

Remember, the nature of this text is still very light and sweet. Occasionally, the dark direction is led by Al, and it has nothing to do with me.

PS. Whenever money matters are involved, please learn from Mrs. Sylvie and be a shameless cheapskate!