[Rebirth] King of Theater

"What kind of thing is such a big pile of unknown obstacles?"

As soon as Al entered the door, he saw such a large figure lying on the floor of the living room, and he couldn't help but subconsciously frowned.

At this time, Mrs. Sylvie had hid in the kitchen.

Moreover, since she was idle and had nothing to do, she stood by the sink and had already washed all ten fried eggs, and was considering whether to reheat them for dinner.

Luke was smoking a cigarette on the chair, with a slightly confused expression on his face.

Hearing Al's question, he looked at Mrs. Sylvie in the kitchen. He might have thought of something. He hesitated before answering: "I don't know. I thought it was a robber who broke into the house at first, but your mother won't let me call the police. .”

Al looked at him suspiciously, feeling like he wasn't telling the whole truth.

So, he went directly to the kitchen door, and said to Mrs. Sylvie, who was pretending to be busy inside, "Mom, what's going on outside?"

Mrs. Sylvie tried to pretend to be stupid, and said that she didn't answer the question: "Al, you have to trust your mother. Mom is a very honest and responsible woman."

Al interrupted her impatiently: "Who is that strange man in the living room?"

"Damn it! You don't go home every day, and you talk to your mother like this when you come back?"

"Then what do you want me to say?"

"I have worked so hard to raise you so big..."

"Oh my God, if you do this again, I'll go to the police to solve it!"

"No, no! You can't do this to me! If you call the police, will you lose your mother's reputation, Al, woohoo."

"Don't cry, don't call the police, Mom! Crying can't solve the problem! Tell me, who is he?"

"He is... woo, he is, he is my suitor." Mrs. Sylvie said in a low voice.

"……what?"

"Don't you understand?"

Mrs. Sylvie broke down suddenly, and shouted: "Suitor! Secret lover! The man who likes me and loves me!!!"

Al was shocked: "What the hell?"

His voice also changed: "You actually want to find me a father?"

Mrs. Sylvie cried even more sadly, but she still did not forget to shirk her responsibility and said: "I am not, I am not, don't talk nonsense, I have always been the most honest, hardworking, and good woman! I How could it be possible to do such a shameful thing? This is the man, this man forced me! He is the manager of the theater, he fell in love with me as soon as he saw me, and then he couldn't restrain himself, so he rushed at me Confession. He said he couldn’t do it without me, he said he would die without me. This time too, he insisted on coming…”

But sadly, her eldest son is not stupid at all.

It's not that he doesn't think his mother is not worthy of being chased by men, but...

"He pursued you, and he chased after you to our house, I can understand. But, is it such a coincidence? When he came, you sent John, Mary and Antonio downstairs to Luke? "

"Yeah, it's just such a coincidence."

"Mom, do you think I'll believe it?"

"You don't believe it! You don't believe it! Why don't you believe it? God damn it! You don't believe your mother! Well, you're a great writer now, and your old mother is not good enough for you and embarrassing you, isn't she? You So smart, so powerful, you still ask me what to do! You can do whatever you want."

"..."

Al decided to give up this useless communication with her.

He turned to look at Luke and said, "Tie them up, pour some cold water on them, and let's ask them."

"Ah, what are you going to do? What are you going to do?"

Mrs. Sylvie poked her head out of the kitchen in panic: "Al, are you going to kill him?"

"Not killing him, just asking."

"But what are you asking?"

"Didn't you say he likes you? I have to ask him what he thinks."

"But what if you ask?"

"If I really like you, I'll forgive him for trespassing on our house."

"Of course he likes me, there's no doubt about it. Well, but, can you, um... frighten, frighten him?"

"Huh?" Al was stunned by his mother again.

Mrs. Sylvie timidly complained to her son quietly: "He... he always called me stupid, called me stupid. "

"I don't understand, didn't you say he likes you?"

"Yes, he said he loved me so much that he was crazy about it."

"Then he thinks you're stupid?"

"Yeah, I'm so stupid, but he still loves me uncontrollably."

Al was completely confused by this logic.

When he thinks about it, if he likes someone, shouldn't he be nice to him?Like it and scold it at the same time?What the hell kind of operation is this?

But no matter what, the matter still needs to be resolved, and such a big person can't be left at home.

However, because there were too many doubts, Al directly asked Mrs. Sylvie to hide in the kitchen, and told her to keep quiet so as to facilitate the subsequent interrogation.

Although Mrs. Sylvie was a little embarrassed about the matter of 'having a private meeting with a man and being smashed by her son'.

But after thinking about it for a while, she realized that the whole thing was not as bad as she imagined.

For one thing, Mr. Sylvie has been dead for several years, even if he is looking for a second spring, it is not his son's turn to take care of him;

Secondly, as the one being pursued, I didn't do anything unruly from the beginning to the end. Although I was fooled into inviting the other party to come to my house for a birthday, it was just a birthday and I didn't do anything else.Therefore, even if there is something wrong with this matter, it should be Taber's fault and has nothing to do with him.

So, the woman obeyed her son very much, left her 'lover' and hid in the kitchen.

By this time, Luke had expertly tied the man to a chair.

When he was looking for cold water to wake him up, he looked up and saw that Al was taking red ketchup maliciously, and was patiently smearing it on the knife. A reminder: "Remember to stay away later, lest people smell the tomato smell."

But anyway...

When Manager Taber woke up from the splash of water, he saw two teenagers, one tall and one short, standing in front of him expressionlessly.

Among them, the tall man who had knocked him out before had a ruffian face, with a cigarette in his mouth, and his whole body had an obvious street atmosphere;

The other shorter boy looked a little kind, dressed in a decent way, but looked at himself with a pair of green eyes, as excited as a cat seeing its prey, and what was even more frightening was that he was holding a dyed Red, suspected blood-stained knife!

"Tell me, how did you seduce my mother and betray my father?" Al asked deliberately.

He didn't mind Mrs. Sylvie looking for a second love, but he really wanted to see how this suitor would behave.

"I, I..." Taber was terrified.

The rogue thought desperately: [What the hell is going on, how did I get here?Who are these two boys?What are they doing? ]

Originally, he thought that a young writer's son should be easy to deal with.

After all, most cultural people who write seem effeminate.

But now, everything is upside down!

This is so weak and weak, this is even more hooligan than street hooligans!

Do not!

Hooligans will also give people a chance to distinguish, instead of directly tying people up as soon as they come up!

"Damn it, who the hell did I meet!" Taber was about to cry.

He still couldn't help scaring himself: "Do these guys who immigrated from the poor villages have any backward requirements for women? For example, if they meet a woman and want to remarry, they will also execute the adulterer together?"

To avoid this terrible situation from happening!

After being stunned for no reason, tied up, and gesticulated with a knife, Manager Taber, who was on the verge of peeing, finally confessed everything in a panic: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me! I don't love your mother at all, you Mom didn't betray your dad, you misunderstood, you really misunderstood! I don't love her, I just... I just want to cheat some money. "

Al was taken aback, but hadn't reacted yet.

Luke grabbed a thick dictionary next to him violently, and hit him hard on the forehead, which made his eyes shine for a while.

What was even more lively was that Mrs. Sylvie, who had been eavesdropping in the kitchen, relied on her poor English hearing ability to hear these words clearly!

She burst into tears on the spot and wailed desperately in the kitchen.

Al rubbed his temples in annoyance, and signaled Luke to go to the kitchen to take a look, so that his mother wouldn't make another superb operation.

Then, he looked again at Manager Taber, who was tied to the chair, and his green eyes flashed brightly again, like a black cat that drove the mouse into the corner and blocked it from having nowhere to escape. He rushed over vigorously, first covered the bastard's mouth with a ball of waste paper, and then slapped the bastard dozens of times in an orderly and calm manner!The beating made the other party groan, his lips were swollen, and his nose was bleeding, so he shook his hands dirty.

Taber was terrified.

He can't guess how these people will deal with him now. Under normal circumstances, young people are actually easy to bully, but in this case, young people are the easiest to commit crimes of passion. What's more, the kitchen There is also a woman who is very emotionally unstable.

"Are you venting your anger? If you are not venting your anger, give it another beat. If you are tired, I can beat you for you."

Luke was courteous and reminded: "However, after the fight is over, we have to discuss how to deal with this bastard?"

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