Shizun's persona completely collapsed

Chapter 71 Master, Snakes Don't Know

The little snake didn't know what "clearing the way" meant, and he didn't know what Begonia San was.Shaking his head, he said "the little snake doesn't know, it's none of the little snake's business".

sizzle.

I am just a little snake.

Mu Qianqiu didn't force him, and asked again: "Or, choose both?"

The little snake thinks that the more the better in everything.

The snake's tail is wagging happily.

"agreed?"

Little Snake: "Hiss hiss."

Mu Qianqiu nodded.

He raised his hand again, holding a round night pearl between his two fingers.

Oh, this night.

Ruan Xinglan didn't know what she had experienced.

In his dream, he realized that he had become a snake.

He kept spitting out snake letters in a "hiss hiss".I have everything in the dream, I don't know why, even the pain is clear.

My stomach felt very uncomfortable, I felt like I had eaten something bad, I subconsciously stretched out my hand to stroke the smooth belly, and as a result, the palm of my hand twitched.

He suspected that he touched the wrong place, only the heart can beat so fast and steady.His body sprinted forward uncontrollably, and then he was dragged back to his original position, then he sprinted up, and then he was dragged back to his original position again.

So he touched up again, and soon touched the heart.

After being stunned for a long time, he was frightened when he had two hearts!

Subconsciously groping back and forth between the abdomen and chest, he touched a bulging hillock.

Reluctantly opening a slit between his eyes, Ruan Xiaoshe wanted to see what was wrong with his stomach.

But the eyes were tied up by the hair band, so they couldn't see at all.

"Master... Master, are you there? Master?"

No one responded.

Ruan Xinglan shouted again: "Master, are you not there, Master?"

Still no response.

He began to suspect that the bed was pressed by a ghost, and when he was about to move, he immediately realized something was wrong!

This doesn't feel right!

The whole person was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly a carp straightened up and roared loudly: "Ah! Ah! Ah!!!!!! Wrong, wrong! Master! You made a mistake again! Ah, ha, ha! Ah!!!!! Ah haha ​​!!!! "" "" "

Mu Qianqiu felt his ears were noisy, so he waved his hand in front of him, and Ruan Xinglan fell into a deep sleep.

It's almost dawn.

Mu Qianqiu bent down to pick up the clothes and put them on, looked back at the apprentice who had softened into water, performed a cleansing technique, cleaned it up, thought for a while, took out the ointment, and wiped it off for him little by little.

There was a big jar of this ointment, and it was basically used on Ruan Xinglan's body.The effect of the medicine is excellent, and basically it can be restored to its original state in an hour.

The fingertips radiated light, and a little bit between the apprentice's eyebrows manually increased the seal.

After looking at the mess on the ground, he sighed helplessly.

After cleaning up the place, Mu Qianqiu untied the barrier, turned around and opened the window to diffuse the smell in the room.

Hearing a few "quacks", Little Dingdang swayed her chubby body and leaned towards the window sill, holding a lotus pod in her mouth, stretched her neck and put the lotus pod on the window sill, facing the room "quack".

"For Xinglan?"

"Gah."

"Yes. Got it." Mu Qianqiu nodded, his tone sounded cold, "In the future, if Xinglan asks you to come and steal something from me, you don't have to come and tell me, just give it to him."

Little Dingdang tilted her head: "Gah?"

"You can do as you please. Remember to keep the matter of me here last night as a secret, otherwise..." Mu Qianqiu's eyes showed a chill.

Little Ding Dang gave a brief click in fright, and flapped its wings and flew away.

When I woke up the next day, my waist looked like it had been chopped in two with an axe.

Can't remember what happened last night.

Slowly getting up, gasping for air-conditioning hissing in pain, he reached out his hand to poke inside the skirt of his clothes by accident, and touched something sticky and greasy.

No matter how slow he was to dual cultivation techniques, Ruan Xinglan could sense something was wrong.

Last night, it was obvious that I wanted to investigate Mu Qianqiu's path, but it seemed that someone had reversed it.

But...but the system doesn't lie.

I don't understand, maybe it's because of hemorrhoids.

Enduring the pain, he climbed out of bed and got dressed.

The door panel was knocked three times from the outside, and Lin Zhiyi's voice came: "Senior brother, it's me, can I come in? Master asked me to deliver something to senior brother."

"Come in."

Ruan Xinglan quickly fastened the belt, and while arranging the tufted sleeves, she turned her head to look at Lin Zhiyi, and asked him, "What did Master ask you to bring?"

Lin Zhiyi put the things in his hand on the table, and looked at the furnishings of the room calmly. There was still a smell in the air that hadn't dissipated last night, which was slightly fishy and sweet. There was an inscrutable and deep smile, which quickly disappeared.

Turning around again, he put on his usual gentle smile: "It's "The Sutra of Pure Heart and Tranquility", there are ten volumes in total. The master said that the brother has been restless recently, so he asked the brother to copy it if he has nothing to do. You can copy it ten times, but you can’t find someone to write it for you, otherwise the master will punish you severely.”

Ruan Xinglan was stunned, and looked at the ten volumes of scriptures. He felt that the ten volumes were piled up together, as thick as a brick. Why the fuck should the paws be scrapped?

Could it be that I had this and that with Master last night, and then got possessed by Qijilang in one night, which made Master angry, or that I was confused last night, and really used Ye Mingzhu to enlighten Master, and Master was so angry To cripple his dog paw?

Very likely!

Thinking about it this way, Ruan Xinglan felt that Master was quite cute, but for copying scriptures, that's fine.

He's still waiting to save the world, how can he have so much free time to do this stuff.

But you can't make things difficult for the cutie, so Ruan Xinglan nodded, casually pointed to the bedside table, and prevaricated: "Okay, okay, just copy it, please help me pile up the books there, I will copy it when I have time."

After finishing speaking, he took a basin and went out to wash his face, and suddenly heard an exclamation from behind.

Ruan Xinglan quickly turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Master... senior brother, this... what is this thing?"

"What is that?" Ruan Xinglan was suspicious, walked over to take a look, and saw that the bedside table was accidentally pushed away by Lin Zhiyi, and a bunch of things fell out of it.

Lin Zhiyi picked up a white jade hairpin from inside, and asked with a blushing face, "Brother, should this be mine?"

Ruan Xinglan: "..."

By the way, he forgot one thing before.

It's just that the villain didn't learn well when he was young, and his roots are actually very good, but he likes to take shortcuts in everything.

Because Jianzong has expressly stipulated that it is forbidden for disciples to do double cultivation in private, Jianzong majors in kendo, and naturally puts the emphasis on kendo, and does not advocate the technique of double cultivation.

The villain is thinking about dual cultivation with others, hoping to absorb other people's spiritual energy to help his own cultivation to improve rapidly.But because of the school rules, he can only secretly poke about obscenity in private, specially collecting personal belongings of monks who meet his aesthetics.

And men and women are not taboo, such as hairpins, belts, underwear, women's bellybands, bracelets, and even rouge and gouache, he is interested in collecting them.

But most of them were tricked by him with some tricks, and some of them were just stolen by him.

Now that Lin Zhiyi bumped into her, the pink mandarin duck bellyband appeared in front of the two of them openly, and under the bellyband, what the hell was that white jade pillar that was as thick as a woman's arm.

Ruan Xinglan's head was full of black lines, and he hurried over to hide the things, and explained weakly: "Junior brother, if I tell you, you may not believe it, these are all little Dingdang's treasures, they have been hidden here all along, You also know that it is my spiritual pet, although Little Dingdang has such a hobby, but I can't say anything, after all, it is my life, can I kill it?"

As if responding to his words, Little Dingdang appeared out of nowhere and rattled a few times.

Ruan Xinglan quickly pointed at it, and said seriously, "Listen, did it admit it? He did it!"

Little Dingdang: "Huh?" Although it is not human, Ruan Xinglan is really a dog.

Flapping his wings, he wanted to peck Ruan Xinglan's butt again, but before he could get it, he suddenly remembered that this butt now belonged to that cold and unkind immortal in Yaoguang Temple, it wasn't that a big fat crane just casually able to peck.

So he wanted to peck Ruan Xinglan's waist, and remembered that when he was peeking under the window last night, the Immortal Venerable stretched out his hand and pressed the waist firmly on his crotch, so he felt that this waist belonged to the Immortal Venerable too.So he was going to grab Ruan Xinglan's hand.

But last night, the immortal held Ruan Xinglan's hand and pulled him behind him.The hand is also the immortal's.

Little Dingdang was very distressed, because in his life, he had never encountered such a big threat. The master in front of him belonged to the immortal master from top to bottom, and he couldn't afford to provoke him.

Ruan Xinglan was surprised and said, "Little Dingdang, have you changed your sex? I'm not used to not talking about me today! Did you suddenly discover something good about me, so you don't want to talk about it anymore?"

Little Dingdang: "Gah? Vomit..."

Lin Zhiyi wondered: "Brother, look, Little Dingdang vomited."

Ruan Xinglan: "..."

Kicked Little Dingdang out, and continued to brainwash Lin Zhiyi: "Junior brother, I treat you well on weekdays, you can't be like a big trumpet, Man Jianzong said I was stealing, promiscuous, otherwise Master knows, he knows he will, he will..."

Will be jealous and sad.

Lin Zhiyi added to him in his heart: he can kill, get angry, and pin his brother on the bed to death.

But on the surface, he nodded understandingly: "Don't worry, brother, I won't tell anyone else."

Ruan Xinglan was very relieved of Xiao Keai, if Fenghuang had that loudspeaker, it would be a disaster. In less than half a day, the entire Sword Sect would probably know the good things he did in private.

After discussing with the cutie, I went out to fetch water and washed my face.Lin Zhiyi passed a handkerchief from the side: "Brother, wipe it off quickly."

"Thank you." Thank you very politely, Ruan Xinglan thought that cutie is just cutie, very well-behaved, but she doesn't know what cutie looks like in bed.

According to what the evil disciple said in the original text, the little cutie's strength in the later stage is not bad. If it hadn't been abolished, then the little phoenix would not be the next suzerain of the sword sect.

Although knowing that a cutie is an attack even if it is big or small, in Ruan Xinglan's eyes, the cutie is just a clean little white rabbit, no matter how you look at it, it is a delicate and weak little white flower.

So he was extraordinarily gentle towards Lin Zhiyi.

"Senior brother, do you still want this white jade hairpin?" Lin Zhiyi pinched the hairpin in his hand and asked with a smile.

Ruan Xinglan thought for a while, this thing was stolen by criminals, and I don't know what to do with it after stealing it, anyway, it can't be offered up every day to eat incense, there are eight out of ten. Shameful things.

The little cutie has a simple mind and looks handsome and gentle, what kind of white jade hairpin is not suitable for him, why use this one that the scoundrels have played with?

However, if he shakes his head and says no, will the little cutie think that he is too shameless?

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