Shizun's persona completely collapsed

Well.

Where is this?How could he show Mu Qianqiu how to have a baby?

Just as he was about to stand upright to retort, unexpectedly Mu Qianqiu clamped his chin with one hand, Ruan Xinglan was forced to open his mouth, and the snake's tail was stuffed involuntarily.

mother!

Help!

What the hell is he going through?

But on the tail of this snake, the one who touched Mu Qianqiu... what the hell!

Just... just stuffed into the mouth!

Well, there is actually a sweet and fishy smell.

Although it's not delicious, but... But it's so embarrassing!

Ruan Xinglan realized later, as if the car had overturned.

With his own big tail in his mouth, his cheeks on both sides are bulging. It doesn't feel very comfortable, and his face hurts a bit.

The snake's tail twisted in dissatisfaction, trying to break free from Mu Qianqiu's hand.

Unexpectedly, Mu Xianzun, who is known as the flower of Gaoling, slapped the base of his tail with a slap, and an indescribably wonderful feeling rushed to the top of his head like an electric current.The feeling is almost overwhelming.

The nerves on the scalp jumped and jumped, and Ruan, who lifted a rock and hit his foot, opened his mouth wide in pain, and took the opportunity to stuff his tail deep into his throat.

This scene is really weird.

What a shame and humiliation it is to eat your own tail and be forced to perform for a boss!

Simply unforgivable, unforgivable!

As the world's biggest general attacker, Ruan Xinglan made up his mind, this time he must give the daring and ignorant President Mu a cruel punishment!

He must be punished until Mr. Mu knelt down and begged for mercy, otherwise he would be a tortoise king!

Before Ruan Xinglan made up his mind, his throat was touched by the tip of the tail, and he almost vomited out. There was a big tail between his legs, and he couldn't close it, so he had to be forced to separate.

Fortunately, his hands can still move, thinking silently in his heart, where can he hit Mu Qianqiu, so as not to hurt the relationship between the two people.

Hitting the face is absolutely impossible.

The master's face is so beautiful, how can he hit the master's face?

It is even more inappropriate to start with the head, men do not start with the head, and women do not slap the face. This is an unwritten rule in the book-wearing industry.

Beating the chest is not enough, the heart is such an important part, Master is not in good health, what if I hit him with a palm and make Master vomit blood, what should I do?

Thugs are fine, but the key is that you won't be able to touch Master's little hands for a while.

Na na na, maybe... a spanking is about to happen.

Woohoo, spank Shoushou's ass.

In order not to be a bastard tortoise, the daring Ruan stretched his paw behind Mu Qianqiu, aimed at the master's buttocks, patted it twice, and let out a righteous whine, expressing that he was very angry now .

If Mu Qianqiu dares to challenge the majesty of the General Commander again, then he will cry embarrassingly!

Mu Qianqiu frowned, thinking that the apprentice was implying something to himself.Because the apprentice has been trying to tease him all night.

He put his tail into his clothes again, took out Ye Mingzhu again, and said "clear the way" without shame. What's even more presumptuous is that the apprentice seems to have no intention of practicing now, and he is only thinking about giving birth to him, and he shows him how to give birth child……

As the master of the first disciple of the Sword Sect, how could Mu Qianqiu sit idly by and watch the child he taught degenerate like this?

Just now, the apprentice was still so bold and reckless, it's all like this, and he dared to touch the tiger's butt.To die without knowing it.

No matter how good Mu Qianqiu's concentration is, it will fall apart in front of Ruan Xinglan.

But this place is in Tianyan Mountain, and it's also the disciple's room, how can we do that kind of thing?

The apprentice is young and ignorant. Could it be that I am a master who has lived for hundreds of years, an old male cultivator whose nose is almost buried in the dirt, can I still be ignorant?

Mu Qianqiu's hand seemed to have been burned suddenly, and he quickly let go of it, and got off Ruan Xinglan's body in a slightly embarrassed manner, with a rare panic on his face.

Ruan Xinglan spat out his tail, panting heavily, almost suffocated by his own tail.

Looking up at the "scared" master, he nodded in satisfaction, thinking that he still has the majesty of this general attack.

As expected of me, I am amazing!

"Xing Lan, Master just now... just now..."

"Master, you don't need to explain, the disciple understands!"

At this time, you must not put any pressure on Xiaoshou, and you must wrap Master with warmth.

Anyway, it's her own darling, not someone else's. Ruan Xinglan feels that to be a qualified attacker, one must have a tolerant heart, and use the rain and dew of love to take good care of the little heart of the boss.

"Master, don't be afraid, this disciple is not angry anymore, come on, Master, did you hurt from the beating just now? Disciple give Master a rub."

Ruan Xinglan sat up, patted her thigh, motioned for Mu Qianqiu to sit up, and said with a smile, "Come on, Master."

Mu Qianqiu glanced at the apprentice's trembling legs and the tail that didn't remember to hit, and shook his head: "Xinglan, don't be presumptuous."

"Master, are you shy?"

"No."

"That must be embarrassing!"

It is said that Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, and now it is so late, and there is no way to go down the mountain to buy wine and peanuts.Ruan Xinglan thought about it, otherwise, he should take out the Begonia powder and use it.

As a result, before it was taken out, a few "quacks" were suddenly heard.

The untidy little Ding Dong tapped on the window, trying to get in.

Ruan Xinglan was blocked from doing good things, so she angrily picked up a feather duster, and was about to go out to hunt cranes, but as soon as the door opened, Little Dingdang suddenly sat down from above her head, flapping her wings.

This thing is fat and puffy, it knocks people down and sits on Ruan Xinglan's waist.

When a heavy object fell to the ground with a bang, Ruan Xinglan's head hurt, and gold stars appeared in front of his eyes.It feels like there are many stars spinning in front of my eyes.

Mu Qianqiu came forward, raised his sleeves to drive Little Dingdang off, then helped Ruan Xinglan up, and asked him in a low voice: "Xinglan, how are you, are you okay?"

Ruan Xinglan's unintelligent little head was almost knocked into a mental retardation, so he could only giggle.

Little Dingdang knew that she had gotten into trouble, so she made a few slight rattles, then turned her big buttocks around in the room, flipping out all the things hidden under the bed board.

It hit Mu Qianqiu with all his brain.

Mu Qianqiu picked up a book and saw "What should I do if Master Qing Leng is too indifferent" written on it, then I opened it and looked at it, and saw that it was exactly as Lu Jianhuan said, full of unsightly illustrations.

As soon as he let go of his hand, he let the little beast continue lying on the ground.

Picking up another handle of jade ruyi, it was cold to the touch, and the words were crookedly engraved on it: Ruyi Ruyi, just like my heart.

Putting down Ruyi, his eyes glanced at the red rope, candle, whip, board, rattan, hemp rope, and the big bell that usually hangs around the neck of the big yellow dog that guards the mountain, and finally landed on a roll of parchment.

Open it and look, there is a line of big characters on the far left: one hundred and eight forms of double cultivation.

Take a closer look, and the illustrations inside are even more unsightly than the previous book "What should I do if Master Qing Leng is too indifferent".

The roots of the ears turned red.Mu Qianqiu has no habit of watching this, and resists the urge to hit his apprentice.He was about to get up and drag him back to the bed.

Little Dingdang's fleshy paws fished out a small cloth bag from under the bed, and tore apart the rope that tied the bag with a clatter.Clinking out a bunch of things.

Mu Qianqiu took a few glances, and the veins between her brows twitched.

Like Lin Zhiyi's hairpin, the pearl buckle on Lin Zhiyi's waist, Lin Zhiyi's worn-out tassels, Lu Jianhuan's hair tie, an old comb, and Lu Jianhuan's hair from before. Shouting about the lost magic weapon.

Not only the two of them, Mu Qianqiu also found several jade crowns, some hair ties, and even...even the sandalwood beads that he usually likes to play with in his hands.

Even... There are even nun's things, earrings, step shakers, bracelets, and red bellybands.

"Xinglan!"

Mu Qianqiu couldn't bear it anymore, casually took a scroll of the book, pointed it at the apprentice's head, and knocked three times in a row: "Theft! Fornication|prostitution! Who taught you?!"

Ruan Xinglan let out a groan, covered his head with both hands, and tried to raise his eyes to see that there were many masters dangling in front of him.I was stunned by the smashing, thinking that I was a little snake, crawling forward on the ground, making a "hissing" sound...

Mu Qianqiu: "..."

Wouldn't the silly apprentice feel that he didn't have to be beaten because he was a snake?

Get up.

He grabbed the snake's tail, dragged it along the ground, and then slammed it on the bed.

Mu Qianqiu raised her eyes and said to Little Dingdang: "Get out, close the door."

Little Ding Dang's goal was achieved, and she happily jumped out.It also closed the door with its wings.

Set up a barrier at will.

Seeing someone Ruan pretending to be an addict, Mu Qianqiu only felt a wave of unknown fire rushing up.

Trying hard to persuade myself, the apprentice is young and ignorant, and he should just have a wicked heart but no guts before.Just looking at the apprentice's previous reactions on the bed, one can tell that he has never been a human being.

Can……

Mu Qianqiu was already furious just because he had a wicked heart.

He glanced down at the big bug on the bed.

Mu Qianqiu asked him lightly: "Xinglan, are you a human or a snake?"

"Hiss."

Ruan Xiaoshe exerted strength from his waist and abdomen, crawled forward a bit, the top of his head hit the bed board with a bang, and let out a cry of pain.

Mu Qianqiu almost lost sight of it, disciple Xindao did not drink alcohol and became like this, if he drank alcohol, wouldn't it be...

liqueur?

There is no such thing in Yaoguang Palace.

The effect of Kejiu is to make people dizzy and dizzy, making it difficult to tell the difference between east, west, north, and south.

Ruan Xinglan has a lot of these things.

He reached out and groped on the apprentice, trying to find the universe bag.

Ruan Xiaoshe couldn't bear the humiliation, she hugged her chest like a chaste woman, protested dissatisfiedly, and was quickly suppressed.

Mu Qianqiu reluctantly pulled the snake's tail away, and patted him on the waist. With just one click, Ruan Xiaoshe became a soft little snake, unable to move at all.

Things like Qiankun bags will have spell seals to prevent others from stealing their treasures.

Generally speaking, if someone dares to forcibly grab the treasure, it is very likely that they will drop a bamboo basket to fetch water, and the game will be in vain. If they are unlucky, they will be easily injured by the magic seal.

Grabbing the apprentice's hand, let the apprentice untie the Qiankun bag by himself, take out the begonias from inside and spread them out.

Mu Qianqiu doesn't like to force others.

Therefore, he still let the apprentice choose by himself.

So he sat by the bed, patted the soft snake's head, and asked him: "Little snake, I am also angry, and now I give you two choices, either, you can show how to clear the way, or you can play for yourself." Haitangsan, I will open it for you to see."

The author has something to say: one more, there are two more today, at nine o'clock

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As long as Snake Snake Lang (fourth tone) is in place, the master will gan (fourth tone) him to death (manual dog head)