The whole world divides together
Chapter 2
As soon as Zhao Yexi walked into the pet hospital, he heard Tao Qiaosheng's scream of collapse: "I can't even afford to support you, why are you giving me a baby with six treasures?!"
His response was a sweet and delicate meow.
Tao Qiaosheng caught a glimpse of Zhao Yexi from the corner of his eye, as if the remaining blood saw the blood bag, and quickly ran towards the door.
"Xi cub! Woooooo, are you here to witness that I am a grandfather? No, it should be grandpa——wait a minute, grandpa seems to be reasonable..." Tao Qiaosheng was halfway through speaking, when he saw the boy following Zhao Yexi, I almost bit my tongue, "Ah!"
Lu Huangzhi said, "Let me introduce you?"
Zhao Yexi had no expression on his face, "I sent little Tao Qiaosheng, this is Lu Huangzhi."
Tao Qiaosheng cried out excitedly: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh!"
Lu Huangzhi was a little surprised, "You know me?"
"I know you, the school grass of CUHK." Tao Qiaosheng said enthusiastically, "Xi Zai often mentions you in front of me."
Zhao Yexi had a bad premonition, "Shut up for me."
Lu Huangzhi became interested, "What did he mention?"
Tao Qiaosheng said with a smile, "Say you're handsome."
Zhao Yexi was in a hurry: "You fart!"
Lu Huangzhi smiled and said, "In the future, this kind of matter can be mentioned face to face, so don't be shy."
Zhao Yexi was simply convinced: "Lu Huangzhi, are you losing your face?"
"No, I want to see you off." Lu Huangzhi looked up, "Where is the cat?"
Zhao Yexi originally didn't plan to bring Lu Huangzhi here, but this pet hospital is a bit far from the school, and it's not easy to take a taxi during rush hour, so Lu Huangzhi's car just happened to be parked at the school.After a wave of struggle, Zhao Yexi endured the humiliation and got into Lu Huangzhi's car.
In the examination room, Tao Qiaosheng's puppet cat was pressed on the table by a nurse lady, revealing its snow-white belly, with a docile but dull expression; the doctor brother wearing glasses was holding a B-ultrasound detector on its belly roam.
Tao Qiaosheng asked, "How is it?"
"Six indeed," said the doctor, "I'll count them for you. Here's one, and here's another..."
Zhao Yexi frowned, "That's not the point."
Lu Huangzhi said, "Can I hug it?"
Tao Qiaosheng is very generous: "As long as he is a good-looking little brother, you can hug him casually."
Lu Huangzhi took the puppet cat from the nurse's hand, picked up its tail, and saw two fluffy balls. "Zhao Yexi, come and see the hammer."
Unwilling to give up, Zhao Yexi squeezed the little pompom lightly, and thousands of words converged into a sentence of "Fuck".
"It's hard to believe," the doctor said in a disillusioned, out-of-the-world tone. "To be honest, the first time I saw a pregnant male rabbit, I was so scared that I called the police."
Tao Qiaosheng asked, "And then?"
"Then the police descended from the sky with researchers in white coats and took the rabbit away."
Tao Qiaosheng frightened: "Take away for autopsy? Then my son also!"
The doctor comforted him: "Their sample should be enough, it's not their turn."
Zhao Yexi couldn't understand, "No... you just accepted it like this? It's a male, and the pregnant one is a male!"
Lu Huangzhi said: "We have already been shocked."
Tao Qiaosheng echoed: "Don't worry, son, I saw the news more exaggerated than your reaction now."
Zhao Yexi recalled the trending searches he had seen before, and tremblingly said, "Wait a minute, will this virus infect humans? Fuck, I just touched a cat's egg!"
"Experts have dispelled the rumors that the emergence of the second gender is based on genetic mutations, and has nothing to do with viruses, let alone contagion."
Zhao Ye breathed a sigh of relief.
The doctor added: "But this gene mutation may also appear in humans."
The eyes of the three boys focused on the doctor.
The doctor quickly waved his hand, "I didn't say that, it was an expert's."
"Which expert?" Zhao Yexi said disgustedly, "It sounds unreliable."
The doctor picked up the tablet on the table, opened a video, and said, "Please watch."
A familiar face appeared on the screen, and Zhao Yexi almost didn't come up: "——Dad?"
Lu Huangzhi said: "Yes."
Finally, Zhao Yexi's middle finger, which had been about to move for a long time, couldn't hold it back anymore, and he put it upright in front of Lu Huangzhi's eyes, "You really don't fucking do anything with people."
Tao Qiaosheng leaned closer to the screen, "It's really Uncle Zhao. Xi Zai, your father is an expert on the second gender."
"But the last time I saw him, he was just an ordinary, slightly fat middle-aged man."
Tao Qiaosheng said bitterly: "The director of the Seventh Research Institute in Suicheng is nothing special...then who am I?"
Zhao Yexi said, "To be honest, I have always regarded you as illiterate."
The doctor was shocked: "So it's Mr. Zhao! Disrespect and disrespect."
Lu Huangzhi asked: "How long has it been since you and your dad saw each other?"
"It's only a week." Zhao Yexi's family bought him a suite in the university town as soon as he graduated from college.He usually lives in his own house and only goes home on weekends.
In the video, Dad Zhao looks like a high-level intellectual, explaining in an orderly manner the situation of mammals diverging into a second sex, and appealing to the public not to listen to or spread rumors, and to remain calm.When the reporter asked him whether humans would also have similar symptoms, Dad Zhao said matter-of-factly: "This possibility is not ruled out. It is known that mammals with a second sex include common dogs, cats, rabbits, mice, etc. Common dolphins, giant pandas, including chimpanzees. There are two directions of differentiation, male and female, and the probabilities are about 0.2% and 0.1% respectively..."
At the end of the interview, the reporter expressed his gratitude to Dad Zhao: "Professor Zhao Guangyao's team is sequencing and researching the mutated gene. We will continue to follow up and make sure to share the information with everyone as soon as possible."
After watching the video, several people fell silent in unison.In the end, Tao Qiaosheng spoke first: "If there is a second gender in human beings, will we also be pregnant?"
Zhao Yexi's scalp was numb, "What's the matter with your expectant expression?"
Lu Huangzhi said: "Unfortunately, these are sexual reproductions."
Zhao Yexi didn't realize it for a moment, "What do you mean?"
"It means that if it is not the party that bears the same-sex sexual behavior, human males will not be pregnant even if they are differentiated."
"That's right!" Tao Qiaosheng lamented, "My son got pregnant only after being fucked by another male cat. As long as we don't get fucked by men, it's fine even if we split up."
Lu Huangzhi asked meaningfully: "So senior Zhao Yexi, what are you worried about?"
Zhao Yexi couldn't find words to refute.His skin is fairer than many girls, his cheeks are slightly red when he is angry, his eyes are big and black, and his eyelashes are still a little wet.
You made me.
Zhao Yexi took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, quickly found Lu Huangzhi's profile picture, and deleted it with one click in front of Lu Huangzhi himself.
Lu Huangzhi was stunned, raised his hand to cover his face, lowered his head slowly, his shoulders trembled slightly, as if he was holding back a smile.
Tao Qiaosheng has known Zhao Yexi for 20 years. Every time he sees Zhao Yexi angry, he will comment on the dubbing: "It has appeared! The big move of the cub, using an angry face and childish black behavior to cute the opponent's blood tank , and at the same time cause a short-term dizzy effect."
Lu Huangzhi raised his eyes and said with a smile: "This move is very powerful, I'm already bleeding."
Zhao Yexi looked stupid, "Do you think you are very humorous?"
Lu Huangzhi probably had enough fun, he smiled and said, "If there's nothing else, I'll take you back to school?"
Zhao Yexi tried his best to put on a fierce expression, "Help me drive, do you deserve it?"
Lu Huangzhi really thought about it, and said, "I think I'm quite worthy."
Zhao Yexi lost his temper completely, "The door is over there, please get out."
This time, Zhao Yexi kept the bottom line and didn't rub Lu Huangzhi's car.Tao Qiaosheng watched Lu Huang get on the car, and sighed: "Lu Huangzhi is really handsome."
Tao Qiaosheng is a narcissistic and delicate boy, born with a beautiful face, he spends half an hour every day getting his hair done, before going to bed at night, he always puts on a facial mask, and wears all clothes matched by designers.But the title of male god he got after working so hard is not enough for Lu Huangzhi.Lu Huangzhi can kill him instantly by wearing any clothes and hat.
"Damn it, I'll forget it if you don't say it," Zhao Yexi began to settle accounts, "When did I call Lu Huang handsome?"
"At the beginning of school last year. You told me that there was a handsome contestant in your school, and you showed me the photos. Did you forget?"
It seems to be the case.
Zhao Yexi forced himself to hold his respect: "At that time, I didn't see his true face clearly, so I said such a rebellious thing. You don't know. After I finished speaking, I was always in fear, and I always felt that I would be punished by God."
"You said it more than once, and you said it later."
"impossible!"
"Your exact words are that Lu Huangzhi has nothing but a face."
Zhao Yexi immediately changed his words: "Oh, then I was right."
"But I think he has a good personality, which is quite interesting." Tao Qiaosheng said, "Xi Zai, why do you like it? Is there a problem with his character?"
Zhao Yexi didn't have the habit of slandering others behind his back, so he reluctantly said, "That's not true."
Tao Qiaosheng snapped his fingers, "I see, a handsome guy like him must be Aquaman. You are angry for girls."
"No." According to his observation, Lu Huangzhi is very gentlemanly and polite to girls, he never makes jokes that cross the line, and he is completely different from him in front of him.
"Is it really just because your mentors are at odds and have different political opinions?"
"A disagreement in politics is a disagreement in three views, okay? It's serious." Zhao Ye said coolly, "Besides, he likes to play with me, didn't you see that?"
"Playing...? That's just a joke among buddies." Tao Qiaosheng said, "Didn't you always want to be my father?"
"How long have you known him and you're going to clean him up?" Zhao Yexi said, "He is the light of the righteous way in front of others, so he only targets me. But it doesn't matter, I will remember it. I must A tooth for a tooth, a hundredfold!"
Tao Qiaosheng looked at Fa Xiao, who was half a head shorter than himself, and said affectionately, "It's as long as Wuli Xizai is happy."
After separating from Tao Qiaosheng, Zhao Yexi went back home.Sure enough, Dad Zhao was not there, and there was only the nanny at home.Zhao Yexi asked the nanny: "Auntie, do you know where my dad is?"
The nanny said, "I know, isn't he researching the second gender?"
"You watched the news too?"
"He told me before he left. He said that he will be very busy in the future, and he will stay in the institute for board and lodging, so I don't want to prepare his meals."
He didn't know what even the nanny knew. He must be wrong.
Zhao Yexi made two phone calls to his parents.Zhao's father's cell phone was unanswered, and Zhao's mother's was simply turned off.
Zhao's father and Zhao's mother often participated in some confidential research tasks, and they disappeared for a few months or more than half a year. Zhao Yexi was used to it. At least this time he knew what they were doing.
After eating, Zhao Yexi was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and received a WeChat friend request.
[Huang requests to add your friend]
[Verification information: in?Make up? 】
The back of Zhao Yexi's neck was burning with anger—could a quarrel between rivals be called "reconciliation"? ? ?
His response was a sweet and delicate meow.
Tao Qiaosheng caught a glimpse of Zhao Yexi from the corner of his eye, as if the remaining blood saw the blood bag, and quickly ran towards the door.
"Xi cub! Woooooo, are you here to witness that I am a grandfather? No, it should be grandpa——wait a minute, grandpa seems to be reasonable..." Tao Qiaosheng was halfway through speaking, when he saw the boy following Zhao Yexi, I almost bit my tongue, "Ah!"
Lu Huangzhi said, "Let me introduce you?"
Zhao Yexi had no expression on his face, "I sent little Tao Qiaosheng, this is Lu Huangzhi."
Tao Qiaosheng cried out excitedly: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh!"
Lu Huangzhi was a little surprised, "You know me?"
"I know you, the school grass of CUHK." Tao Qiaosheng said enthusiastically, "Xi Zai often mentions you in front of me."
Zhao Yexi had a bad premonition, "Shut up for me."
Lu Huangzhi became interested, "What did he mention?"
Tao Qiaosheng said with a smile, "Say you're handsome."
Zhao Yexi was in a hurry: "You fart!"
Lu Huangzhi smiled and said, "In the future, this kind of matter can be mentioned face to face, so don't be shy."
Zhao Yexi was simply convinced: "Lu Huangzhi, are you losing your face?"
"No, I want to see you off." Lu Huangzhi looked up, "Where is the cat?"
Zhao Yexi originally didn't plan to bring Lu Huangzhi here, but this pet hospital is a bit far from the school, and it's not easy to take a taxi during rush hour, so Lu Huangzhi's car just happened to be parked at the school.After a wave of struggle, Zhao Yexi endured the humiliation and got into Lu Huangzhi's car.
In the examination room, Tao Qiaosheng's puppet cat was pressed on the table by a nurse lady, revealing its snow-white belly, with a docile but dull expression; the doctor brother wearing glasses was holding a B-ultrasound detector on its belly roam.
Tao Qiaosheng asked, "How is it?"
"Six indeed," said the doctor, "I'll count them for you. Here's one, and here's another..."
Zhao Yexi frowned, "That's not the point."
Lu Huangzhi said, "Can I hug it?"
Tao Qiaosheng is very generous: "As long as he is a good-looking little brother, you can hug him casually."
Lu Huangzhi took the puppet cat from the nurse's hand, picked up its tail, and saw two fluffy balls. "Zhao Yexi, come and see the hammer."
Unwilling to give up, Zhao Yexi squeezed the little pompom lightly, and thousands of words converged into a sentence of "Fuck".
"It's hard to believe," the doctor said in a disillusioned, out-of-the-world tone. "To be honest, the first time I saw a pregnant male rabbit, I was so scared that I called the police."
Tao Qiaosheng asked, "And then?"
"Then the police descended from the sky with researchers in white coats and took the rabbit away."
Tao Qiaosheng frightened: "Take away for autopsy? Then my son also!"
The doctor comforted him: "Their sample should be enough, it's not their turn."
Zhao Yexi couldn't understand, "No... you just accepted it like this? It's a male, and the pregnant one is a male!"
Lu Huangzhi said: "We have already been shocked."
Tao Qiaosheng echoed: "Don't worry, son, I saw the news more exaggerated than your reaction now."
Zhao Yexi recalled the trending searches he had seen before, and tremblingly said, "Wait a minute, will this virus infect humans? Fuck, I just touched a cat's egg!"
"Experts have dispelled the rumors that the emergence of the second gender is based on genetic mutations, and has nothing to do with viruses, let alone contagion."
Zhao Ye breathed a sigh of relief.
The doctor added: "But this gene mutation may also appear in humans."
The eyes of the three boys focused on the doctor.
The doctor quickly waved his hand, "I didn't say that, it was an expert's."
"Which expert?" Zhao Yexi said disgustedly, "It sounds unreliable."
The doctor picked up the tablet on the table, opened a video, and said, "Please watch."
A familiar face appeared on the screen, and Zhao Yexi almost didn't come up: "——Dad?"
Lu Huangzhi said: "Yes."
Finally, Zhao Yexi's middle finger, which had been about to move for a long time, couldn't hold it back anymore, and he put it upright in front of Lu Huangzhi's eyes, "You really don't fucking do anything with people."
Tao Qiaosheng leaned closer to the screen, "It's really Uncle Zhao. Xi Zai, your father is an expert on the second gender."
"But the last time I saw him, he was just an ordinary, slightly fat middle-aged man."
Tao Qiaosheng said bitterly: "The director of the Seventh Research Institute in Suicheng is nothing special...then who am I?"
Zhao Yexi said, "To be honest, I have always regarded you as illiterate."
The doctor was shocked: "So it's Mr. Zhao! Disrespect and disrespect."
Lu Huangzhi asked: "How long has it been since you and your dad saw each other?"
"It's only a week." Zhao Yexi's family bought him a suite in the university town as soon as he graduated from college.He usually lives in his own house and only goes home on weekends.
In the video, Dad Zhao looks like a high-level intellectual, explaining in an orderly manner the situation of mammals diverging into a second sex, and appealing to the public not to listen to or spread rumors, and to remain calm.When the reporter asked him whether humans would also have similar symptoms, Dad Zhao said matter-of-factly: "This possibility is not ruled out. It is known that mammals with a second sex include common dogs, cats, rabbits, mice, etc. Common dolphins, giant pandas, including chimpanzees. There are two directions of differentiation, male and female, and the probabilities are about 0.2% and 0.1% respectively..."
At the end of the interview, the reporter expressed his gratitude to Dad Zhao: "Professor Zhao Guangyao's team is sequencing and researching the mutated gene. We will continue to follow up and make sure to share the information with everyone as soon as possible."
After watching the video, several people fell silent in unison.In the end, Tao Qiaosheng spoke first: "If there is a second gender in human beings, will we also be pregnant?"
Zhao Yexi's scalp was numb, "What's the matter with your expectant expression?"
Lu Huangzhi said: "Unfortunately, these are sexual reproductions."
Zhao Yexi didn't realize it for a moment, "What do you mean?"
"It means that if it is not the party that bears the same-sex sexual behavior, human males will not be pregnant even if they are differentiated."
"That's right!" Tao Qiaosheng lamented, "My son got pregnant only after being fucked by another male cat. As long as we don't get fucked by men, it's fine even if we split up."
Lu Huangzhi asked meaningfully: "So senior Zhao Yexi, what are you worried about?"
Zhao Yexi couldn't find words to refute.His skin is fairer than many girls, his cheeks are slightly red when he is angry, his eyes are big and black, and his eyelashes are still a little wet.
You made me.
Zhao Yexi took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, quickly found Lu Huangzhi's profile picture, and deleted it with one click in front of Lu Huangzhi himself.
Lu Huangzhi was stunned, raised his hand to cover his face, lowered his head slowly, his shoulders trembled slightly, as if he was holding back a smile.
Tao Qiaosheng has known Zhao Yexi for 20 years. Every time he sees Zhao Yexi angry, he will comment on the dubbing: "It has appeared! The big move of the cub, using an angry face and childish black behavior to cute the opponent's blood tank , and at the same time cause a short-term dizzy effect."
Lu Huangzhi raised his eyes and said with a smile: "This move is very powerful, I'm already bleeding."
Zhao Yexi looked stupid, "Do you think you are very humorous?"
Lu Huangzhi probably had enough fun, he smiled and said, "If there's nothing else, I'll take you back to school?"
Zhao Yexi tried his best to put on a fierce expression, "Help me drive, do you deserve it?"
Lu Huangzhi really thought about it, and said, "I think I'm quite worthy."
Zhao Yexi lost his temper completely, "The door is over there, please get out."
This time, Zhao Yexi kept the bottom line and didn't rub Lu Huangzhi's car.Tao Qiaosheng watched Lu Huang get on the car, and sighed: "Lu Huangzhi is really handsome."
Tao Qiaosheng is a narcissistic and delicate boy, born with a beautiful face, he spends half an hour every day getting his hair done, before going to bed at night, he always puts on a facial mask, and wears all clothes matched by designers.But the title of male god he got after working so hard is not enough for Lu Huangzhi.Lu Huangzhi can kill him instantly by wearing any clothes and hat.
"Damn it, I'll forget it if you don't say it," Zhao Yexi began to settle accounts, "When did I call Lu Huang handsome?"
"At the beginning of school last year. You told me that there was a handsome contestant in your school, and you showed me the photos. Did you forget?"
It seems to be the case.
Zhao Yexi forced himself to hold his respect: "At that time, I didn't see his true face clearly, so I said such a rebellious thing. You don't know. After I finished speaking, I was always in fear, and I always felt that I would be punished by God."
"You said it more than once, and you said it later."
"impossible!"
"Your exact words are that Lu Huangzhi has nothing but a face."
Zhao Yexi immediately changed his words: "Oh, then I was right."
"But I think he has a good personality, which is quite interesting." Tao Qiaosheng said, "Xi Zai, why do you like it? Is there a problem with his character?"
Zhao Yexi didn't have the habit of slandering others behind his back, so he reluctantly said, "That's not true."
Tao Qiaosheng snapped his fingers, "I see, a handsome guy like him must be Aquaman. You are angry for girls."
"No." According to his observation, Lu Huangzhi is very gentlemanly and polite to girls, he never makes jokes that cross the line, and he is completely different from him in front of him.
"Is it really just because your mentors are at odds and have different political opinions?"
"A disagreement in politics is a disagreement in three views, okay? It's serious." Zhao Ye said coolly, "Besides, he likes to play with me, didn't you see that?"
"Playing...? That's just a joke among buddies." Tao Qiaosheng said, "Didn't you always want to be my father?"
"How long have you known him and you're going to clean him up?" Zhao Yexi said, "He is the light of the righteous way in front of others, so he only targets me. But it doesn't matter, I will remember it. I must A tooth for a tooth, a hundredfold!"
Tao Qiaosheng looked at Fa Xiao, who was half a head shorter than himself, and said affectionately, "It's as long as Wuli Xizai is happy."
After separating from Tao Qiaosheng, Zhao Yexi went back home.Sure enough, Dad Zhao was not there, and there was only the nanny at home.Zhao Yexi asked the nanny: "Auntie, do you know where my dad is?"
The nanny said, "I know, isn't he researching the second gender?"
"You watched the news too?"
"He told me before he left. He said that he will be very busy in the future, and he will stay in the institute for board and lodging, so I don't want to prepare his meals."
He didn't know what even the nanny knew. He must be wrong.
Zhao Yexi made two phone calls to his parents.Zhao's father's cell phone was unanswered, and Zhao's mother's was simply turned off.
Zhao's father and Zhao's mother often participated in some confidential research tasks, and they disappeared for a few months or more than half a year. Zhao Yexi was used to it. At least this time he knew what they were doing.
After eating, Zhao Yexi was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and received a WeChat friend request.
[Huang requests to add your friend]
[Verification information: in?Make up? 】
The back of Zhao Yexi's neck was burning with anger—could a quarrel between rivals be called "reconciliation"? ? ?
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