The whole world divides together

Suicheng in November did not give Lidong any respect. For young boys, they can go out casually in short sleeves.

Zhao Yexi played golf all afternoon, playing heartily and with enthusiasm.The golfers he played with were all strangers, which is very common on the court. A game can make boys who have never met before establish a plastic brotherhood.

Zhao Yexi patted his golfer's arm and said, "You played well, bro, are you also from CUHK?"

The golfer grabbed the basketball with one big hand, panting, "I'm only 15 years old, and I'm still in junior high school."

Seeing his golfer's strong muscles and stubble on his chin, Zhao Yexi smiled dryly, "Don't make such jokes, bro."

The golfer said: "No kidding, I'm really 15 years old."

Zhao Yexi's smile gradually disappeared. He turned to another golfer and asked nervously, "You must be a college student, tell me you are!"

Golfer No. [-] said, "I'm only in the sixth grade!"

Zhao Yexi: "..."

So he played basketball with a group of elementary school and junior high school students all afternoon, and they were evenly matched? !It was like being strangled by the throat-he was going to suffocate.

"How about you buddy," golfer No. [-] asked, "What date is it?"

Zhao Yexi's face was numb: "Senior year."

Golfer No. [-] said in surprise, "You look younger than me!"

Zhao Yexi was heartbroken: "No, it's because you have grown up too well. Can I ask what you usually eat?"

Saying that he is a high school student is Zhao Yexi's last stubbornness. In fact, he has... been in the third year of graduate school, and this year is still his birth year.

Zhao Yexi's face hasn't changed much since high school. Most people would think that he is only sixteen or seventeen when they first met him.The classmates who were worried about the hairline and beer belly saw his face full of collagen and youthful look, and they were so jealous that they were bleeding, but only he knew the sadness and pain.

Going to bars and Internet cafes will always be stopped at the door, and your ID card will be checked when you go in; when you are called "brother" by kindergarten children on the subway, he will always say with a smile: "Uncle, thank you."

Today, his baby face gave him another fatal blow: he has been reduced to the point where he is happy to play with elementary school students.

There is one thing to say, it is not sad to have a baby face.The sad thing is that he has a baby face, but he has a heart that wants to be a macho.

Golfer No. [-] took out his mobile phone and said, "Let's add a WeChat account and play together next time."

Golfer No. [-] is not very happy, "My mobile phone is kept by my mother, I can only get it on weekends, I will add you then."

Zhao Yexi didn't think there would be a next time, but he still gave the QR code.Golfer No. [-] scanned Zhao Yexi's information, was taken aback for a moment, and asked uncertainly, "'Is it a macho'?"

Zhao Yexi nodded calmly, "It's me, is there a problem?"

Golfers No. [-] and No. [-] looked at each other, then looked at Zhao Yexi, and laughed super loudly.

Zhao Ye's heart was a little congested.After saying goodbye to his golf friends, Zhao Yexi plunged into the milk tea shop. "A cup of Zhizhi Taotao, normal ice and normal sugar, double milk cap!"

Zhao Yexi got the milk tea, drank a big mouthful of milk cap, and immediately felt healed.He found a seat, swiped his phone while drinking milk tea, and a piece of news caught his attention.

A fire suddenly ignited in the sky over a certain place in the northwest, and then a huge meteorite fell into the no-man's land, hitting the ground and creating a mushroom cloud of smoke and dust.Netizens in many places witnessed the flames - click to view the video.

Zhao Yexi clicked on the link, and a prompt popped up: If you want to view the complete news, please download the news client app first~

... Farewell.

Going home on the weekend, Zhao Yexi ignored Dad Zhao who was watching TV in the living room, and shouted, "Mom, I'm back."

Zhao's father looked at Zhao Yexi with a look of looking at barbecued pork, and said, "Your mother is on a business trip."

"A sudden business trip? Why didn't you say it in advance."

"Isn't there a meteorite landing? She went to the scene."

Zhao Yexi's mother is a professor of physics at their school, specializing in all kinds of advanced things.Zhao Yexi suffered from it since he was a child, and he hated physics. Although he majored in science in high school, he refused to inherit the mantle when he applied for a major, and chose a major that was relatively liberal arts.

Zhao's father said, "I heard from your mother that the meteorite this time seems to be no ordinary meteorite."

Thinking of the plot in the movie, Zhao Yexi asked expectantly, "Could it be aliens?" If so, he wouldn't need to write a thesis.His thesis has already been sent back twice by the professor, and he probably can't help but hang himself on the electric fan again.

A few days later, Zhao Yexi was working on his thesis in the room, and his father called him out: "Zhao Yexi, come and see your mother, your mother is on TV!"

Zhao's mother has been on TV a few times before, participating in such programs as "Approaching Science" and "I Love Invention".Zhao Yexi took a cup of milk tea and walked to the living room. The press conference of Northwest Meteorite was being broadcast on TV. He saw Zhao Ma who was speaking at a glance.

Dad Zhao frowned: "Has your mother lost weight?"

"It seems to be." Zhao Yexi sat down beside his father, "What did she say?"

Zhao Ma said that the meteorite came from a spiral galaxy 1500 million light-years away from Earth.His team discovered a completely new element in the meteorite, and the research is still ongoing.

"A meteorite? A brand new element? No, this is too much like the beginning of a doomsday movie." Zhao Yexi panicked, "Dad, should we go to the supermarket to stock up?"

Zhao's father squinted at him: "Even if it's really doomsday, you still have to flee with your master's degree certificate, and then give me your doctorate while you're fleeing."

Zhao's mother has been on a business trip for more than a month, and Zhao Yexi's thesis is almost finished, and she hasn't come back yet.

In December, Suicheng was on the verge of winter, and Zhao Yexi finally put on long sleeves.

When he came out of the library, Zhao Yexi picked up a call from his good friend Tao Qiaosheng. Before he could say "Hello", Tao Qiaosheng said incoherently, "I...my cat...ah!"

Zhao Yexi said, "You have finally done something to your cat."

Tao Qiaosheng was terrified: "I didn't do it! No matter how crazy I am, I can't make a male cat's belly bigger!"

Zhao Yexi didn't quite understand, "Hello?"

"My cat, a tom - he's pregnant!"

Zhao Yexi had never been so speechless in his life.He was silent for two seconds and said, "I also have something to tell you."

"you say!"

"I'm pregnant too."

Tao Qiaosheng was quiet for a few seconds, and murmured: "Has there already been animal-to-human transmission...Wait, you're pregnant...fuck—who is the child's other father!!!"

"It's your uncle. Tao Qiaosheng, I haven't messed with you recently, why do you think I'm a fool."

Tao Qiaosheng said frantically, "I'm serious! Didn't you watch the trending searches today?"

"Recently busy with papers, the village connects to the Internet."

"You fucking let me see!"

Zhao Yexi hung up the phone, and before he could open Weibo, he heard someone calling him.

"Zhao Yexi."

Zhao Yexi turned around and saw a boy in a black sweater and a baseball cap.

The boy has broad shoulders and long legs, tall character, deep facial features with a bit of publicity, short hair on the forehead is pressed down a bit by the hat, and an unremarkable silver-white earring is worn on the left ear. Groomed, presumptuously handsome.

Zhao Yexi greeted him coldly, "What's the matter?"

The boy looked at Zhao Yexi, his eyes shifted from Zhao Yexi's face to his lower abdomen, and said, "Congratulations—how many months?"

Zhao Yexi looked down at his stomach, "...fuck."

The boy's name is Lu Huangzhi, and he is Zhao Yexi's junior in the same major.The mentors of the two are two big bosses in the college. Because of their different academic political views, the big bosses have pinched for most of their lives, and even the students who inherited their political views also dislike each other.

When Zhao Yexi first entered school, he heard the story of two professors falling in love and killing each other from his brothers and sisters, with a face full of "really? I don't believe it". As for".It wasn't until he participated in a debate match that he was tortured to the point where he was bruised by the junior Lu Huangzhi, and his legs were turned upside down, that he deeply realized the seriousness of "difference in political views".

Let's just say that Lu Huangzhi, who has different political views from him, is talented and popular, so it's fine to overwhelm him everywhere, but he is also handsome.

Damn it.

Zhao Yexi said coldly: "It's been two months, and I'm pregnant with your father."

Lu Huangzhi raised his eyebrows, nodded and said, "Then tell me when you are born."

Zhao Yexi looked vigilant, "What do you want to do?"

"Accompaniment." Lu Huangzhi said, "Cut the umbilical cord by the way."

"Who are you, why should you accompany me to give birth?"

Lu Huangzhi's tone was natural, "You are pregnant with my father?"

"..." At this moment, Zhao Yexi once again remembered the fear of being dominated by Lu Huangzhi in the debate competition.

If he talks nonsense with Lu Huangzhi again, he is a dog.

Zhao Yexi only regarded Lu Huangzhi as air.He opened Weibo, and Tao Qiaosheng urged him to read the first hot search item: [Mammals in many places have differentiated into a second sex, the reason is still under investigation]

Second gender...?Zhao Yexi was confused, clicked on the trending search, and read the comments.

[My mother hasn't hit me for three days: @荣城三纪医院, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I'm not crazy, my cock really laid eggs!let me out! 】

[Rongcheng Third Psychiatric Hospital: Roosters are not mammals, please continue to receive treatment, thank you. 】

[I am not a primary school student: What does the second gender mean?Is there any class representative to summarize? 】

[Why is coriander still not extinct: It probably adds some functions to the original gender, such as roosters laying eggs, hens crowing and so on.Personal understanding, don't argue, you are right. 】

[Gourd baby: I was so scared that my gourd fell off. Is this caused by a virus?Will it be contagious to people? 】

【Darwin: Ah, my coffin board is almost overwhelmed. 】

……

Zhao Yexi was fascinated by watching, and suddenly felt that his collar was being pulled from behind.The man's hand was a little cold, and his fingertips touched the back of his neck, making him tremble inexplicably.

Zhao Yexi turned around: "?"

Lu Huangzhi grabbed his collar, pulled him to his side, and said, "Look at the road."

Although there are no motor vehicles on this road, it is really not safe to walk and play with mobile phones.Zhao Yexi didn't reply, he was still in great shock, and even forgot to be fierce to Lu Huang.

"Have you seen the news about the second gender?" Zhao Yexi asked.

Lu Huangzhi was very calm, "I see."

Zhao Yexi stared at him, "Do you believe it?"

Lu Huangzhi shrugged, "The official notice has been issued, there is nothing you can do if you don't believe it."

Zhao Yexi was stunned for a long time, his three views were shattered to pieces.He decided to make a final struggle and sent Tao Qiaosheng a WeChat message.

[It's a hunk: where is it? 】

[Xiaoqiang wants to work hard to become Joe: At the pet hospital, give my son a B-ultrasound. (Life without love.jpg)]

[It's a hunk: give me an address, I'll find you. 】

Tao Qiaosheng sent an address, Zhao Yexi turned around and left.Lu Huangzhi asked, "Where are you going?"

"Go ask for the hammer of the second gender."

"Bring me one," Lu Huangzhi said, "I'm also curious."

"Don't, stay away from me." Zhao Yexi quickened his pace, "If the professor finds out that I'm with his rival's favorite student, will I have to pass my dissertation?"

This is actually an exaggeration. The professors will not interfere with the students' communication no matter how they disagree.But he wanted to say that, and let Lu Huangzhi taste what it was like to be rejected.

Lu Huangzhi smiled, "It's easy to handle. If we get caught, you can say I forced you." He took off his baseball cap, put it on Zhao Yexi's head, and pressed the brim of the hat for him , "You desperately resisted, but unfortunately you failed."