Through the counterattack of cannon fodder

Chapter 147 [Extra] Husband and wife sex question and answer

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

A businessman: Let me tell you first, you must not avoid this issue, whoever dares to avoid me will be in a hurry!

Ling Wei: Cough, my first impression is that she looks pretty good.

A merchant: Oh~ how good it is! p(# ̄▽ ̄#)o

Ling Wei: I've answered it, it's César's time to answer it!

A certain businessman: (#‵′) Convex Lingwei, there is no future in avoiding problems!Well, César, say it!

César: The first impression is that this is a fragile sub-orc.But this is just the first impression. After getting in touch with him more, I found that this is just the surface, and his heart is very strong.

A businessman: So the first impression was like this, it seems that Ling Wei is also hearing it for the first time?

Ling Wei: Yes.

A merchant: Hey, thank me...Okay, next question!

8. What do you like about each other?

César: Well, I felt at ease when I was with Ling, and there was a feeling of peace, and the longer we got along, the more obvious this feeling was.

A businessman: (* ̄? ̄)ノ The love of slow water and long flow, I understand!What about Ling Wei?

Ling Wei: Well, there seems to be no special reason...

A certain merchant: I also understand that, you don’t need a reason to love someone——

Ling Wei: Yes! O(∩_∩)O~

A businessman: When you don't love, everything is a reason!

Ling Wei & César: ...

Director: Do you dare not to say unnecessary words!next question! Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ

9. What do you hate about the other party:

A businessman: I can answer this question, it must be no! ╮( ̄▽ ̄”)╭

Director: Shut up! (╬ ̄dish ̄)

A merchant: Okay, okay, I won’t talk anymore, Ling Wei, you two talk about it!

Ling Wei: Basically no...

A merchant: Look!I'll just say it!

Ling Wei: Well, if I have to say it, sometimes he can't let go...

César: [quickly speaking] Ling!

A merchant: [Instantly full of chicken blood] Emma actually still has it, but it seems to be a bit of an inside story, sometimes I can't let it go, is this the time I think it is sometimes!

Ling Wei: [Nods] Yes!He was always embarrassed when he was a little cub, and sometimes covered his face with his little paws, but I really think it's super cute, what do you think?

——Crowd: So cute!

César: [helpless]

A merchant: _(:з」∠)_Am I impure?This is not what I thought at all, okay?

Ling Wei: What are you thinking?

A merchant: Cough, next question!

Director: The next question is your head!Another guest hasn't answered yet!

A merchant: Well then, what does César dislike about the other party?

César: I don't like that he buried everything in his heart alone and took responsibility alone, but I was also at fault for this.

Ling Wei: There will be no next time, I promise to discuss it with you in the future!

Cesare: Mmm! ^-^

A businessman: TUT is so sweet, as expected, there is no room for single dogs like us in this world, next question!

10. Do you think the other party is compatible?

Ling Wei: What is compatibility?

A businessman: Uh, what, I don’t really know Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...

Ling Wei & César: ...

Director: Hurry up and replace me!Substitution!

A merchant: Oh, no!I know I know!I'm just kidding, why do you have no sense of humor!The so-called compatibility, generally speaking, refers to the fate between the two parties, how well they get along with each other.

Ling Wei: That's it. I agree with César in most of the ideas, and we rarely quarrel. According to you, we are quite compatible?

Cesare: Hmm.

A businessman: If you two can quarrel with such tempers, I will never believe in love anymore!

Ling Wei: But isn’t there a saying that goes, “The louder the relationship, the better the relationship?”

A certain merchant: If it were Ling Wei and César, they would definitely be able to not quarrel with each other! (* ̄▽ ̄)y

César: Thank you~^-^

A merchant: No...you're welcome. [Turns head] Emma Cizer smiled at me, what should I do if my heart beats faster!

Director: Don't be a nympho, hurry up and move on to the next question!

11. How do you usually address each other?

Ling Wei: Usually it's Cesar.

Cesare: Ling.

A merchant: I can still understand Ling Wei's address, but why did Cesar call this word?Generally, everyone is used to calling names, such as Weiwei, Xiaowei, Wei'er and so on.

Ling Wei: I didn't think my name was special at first, but after you said that, I thought it would be better to call it "Ling". As for "Wei'er", forget it! Σ(°△°|||)︴

César: I didn't think too much about it at the beginning, so I just called it like that.

A merchant: There is really no special significance?

César: [Thinking] Well, if I have to say it, it seems that I am the only one who calls him that, does that count?

A merchant: Do the math!Of course!Exclusive title or something, just thinking about it makes me a little excited!Ling Wei, you can give him a whole one too!

Ling Wei: Great idea, what should it be called?Sissy?

A merchant: This is good!

César: ...Next question!

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

A merchant: Needless to say, just follow the previous question, they are called Wei'er and Xixi!

Ling Wei & Cesar: ( ̄_ ̄|||)

Director: Shut up!I must let you go! ≧へ≦╬

A businessman: ╮( ̄▽ ̄”)╭ Director, you have a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, so you can’t bear to part with me! Alright, then César will come first this time!

Cesare: I think it's fine now, really.

A merchant: Don’t you think the nickname “Xixi” sounds nice?

Cesare: Well, I don't think it suits me well.

A merchant: Does Ling Wei feel the same way?

Ling Wei: Well, as long as he likes it.

A businessman: But don’t you think that giving each other a special title will have unexpected effects when you do something that makes you happy physically and mentally?

Director: That's a good question!

A merchant: That must be done!I have to be worthy of the hard work I have done to cultivate my organization! [Turning head] Come on, Ling Wei, what do you think?

Ling Wei: [Ears are red] Uh, I think what you said is pretty good.

A merchant: Which one is better?Pleasure thing? ⊙▽⊙

Ling Wei: [Red spreads] Well, that...the name "Xixi" is quite good.

A Shang: So, have you decided to call Cesare that? ⊙▽⊙

Ling Wei: Well, I will try.

A merchant: Do you want to try it on a special occasion? ⊙▽⊙

Ling Wei: [Blushes, turns head] César——

Cesare: Okay, next question.

A businessman: How about the director, may I ask? ⊙▽⊙

Director: Well done.

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Ling Wei: Wolf, César's animal form is a wolf.Heck, but it's different.

Cesar: ...

A merchant: I know, cubs or something, they are so cute!want to see!

——Crowd: We want to see it too!

Ling Wei: This is not acceptable! (* ̄▽ ̄)y

A businessman: [Empty eyes] Just one look!

Ling Wei: Well, he is shy...

Cesar: ...

A merchant: Oh, well, I’ll make up my mind~ What about César?What does Ling Wei look like in your heart?

César: It should be Yunze Beast.

A merchant: ... what is that?

César: A kind of beast from the Saiyan continent. It has a beautiful appearance and a relatively docile temperament, but it has a strong potential attack and can bring good luck to people.

A merchant: It can bring good luck!Really!I want to have one too!

Ling Wei: Isn't the Yunze Beast legendary?Is there really?

César: I don't know, I just think that if I have to choose one, this one is more suitable.

A merchant: ...so tired, I feel like I won't love you anymore, next question!

14. If you wanted to give someone a gift, what would you give?

Ling Wei: I really didn't think of this at the moment, César really doesn't lack anything.

A merchant: Actually, I have a suggestion.

Ling Wei: What suggestion?

A merchant: Why don’t you pack yourself up and give it to him?

Ling Wei: But I have already given this gift, we have already formed a bond! Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...

A merchant: What about the ring!

Ling Wei: I sent it too. Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...

A merchant: The potion... Well, Cesar, I know that hunters who are already level ten basically don't need this stuff... Emma is so tired_(:з」∠)_

Cesar: ...

A businessman: By the way, I know!This will work for sure!

Ling Wei: What?

A merchant: Collars and bells!When César turns into a cub, you put it on him. Remember to write your name on the collar and swear your sovereignty! [Lower voice] By the way, I also know a store that specializes in selling pet products, the quality is super good!

Ling Wei: [also lowered her voice] Then... I will contact you later.

A merchant: ok ok! (* ̄︶ ̄)y

César: [Helpless]...I heard it all.

Ling Wei: [Innocent] César, I didn't say anything...

A merchant: Yes!Cesare it's your turn to say what you'll be giving away!Think about the various seeds, Zelan flowers, and rings you sent before... I can't see that you have the potential to be a lover!

Cesare: Not so exaggerated, is it?I just give Ling the best I can think of.If it is a gift, it should be able to cook a table, after all, I promised him before...

A merchant: I'll go... Good man at home!Why have I never met such a nice man!

Director: People value themselves.

A merchant: o( ̄ヘ ̄o#) Am I not good enough!

Ling Wei: If César wants to give me this, then I guess I will have to wait a long time~O(∩_∩)O~

A merchant: Huh, why? (⊙o⊙)

Ling Wei: Cough, this is not within the scope of the question, is it?

A merchant: I believe that everyone will not mind being able to learn more about the lives of idols, right?

——Crowd: Yes!

Ling Wei: [Smiling] Actually it’s nothing, but César doesn’t seem to have lighted up his cooking skills, and every time he does it, I still have to finish it...

A businessman: Why do I hear a strong taste of showing affection from your words...

Ling Wei: [laughs] Is there any, César?

Cesar: No.

A businessman: Forget it, this show is for showing affection, you can show it off, next question!

15. So what gift do you want?

A merchant: César will answer first this time!

César: As long as it is sent by Ling.

A merchant: This answer is too general, and the audience will not follow it!

César: As long as it is sent by Ling, I like it. O(∩_∩)O~

A businessman: I, I, I... Let me tell you, beauty tricks won't work with me! [Deep breath] Even if you like them all, you can give me an example!

César: Well, I hope Ling won't buy the things you suggested to him before, this is the best gift.

A businessman: O mouth O! That, that, that... I don’t have any suggestions, really!next question!

Director: The next question is your head!Why are you so guilty, you haven't finished asking yet!

A merchant: Okay... Ling Wei, what do you want?

Ling Wei: I don't want anything in particular, as long as Cesare sends it.

A businessman: Hearing this, I suddenly feel that a winner in life like you two is falling in love, oh no, it’s quite tiring to live a life, you don’t need anything, even if you want to have a surprise ╮( ̄▽ ̄”)╭

Cesar: No.

A merchant: Why not?

César: As long as it is sent by Ling, it is a kind of surprise to me.

Ling Wei: [Nods] Yes, I am not happy about the gift itself, but because it is from César.

A merchant: What if the gift is a bell collar? Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...

Ling Wei: Don't say it!

Cesar: ...

A businessman: Well, let’s not talk about this, the next question! >▽<

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Ling Wei: No dissatisfaction.

A merchant: So you are very satisfied?

Ling Wei: [Nods] That's right, César is fine.

A merchant: Where is it good?

Ling Wei: Anywhere is fine.

A merchant: Then there must be someone who is not so good!

Director: The last few questions have been asked very well.

A businessman: They are all organized and taught well!

Ling Wei: Well, if I have to say it, there are too many responsibilities on his shoulders.

A merchant: Ah, how do you say that?

Ling Wei: Before that, he had to take care of the affairs of the military department, and he also had to shoulder the responsibilities of the Lachesis family. After becoming a tenth-level hunter, he had to shoulder the expectations of all the orcs on the Saiyan continent. Mistakes... Although I know these are unavoidable, sometimes I feel distressed.

Cesare: Sorry.

Ling Wei: [Laughs] César has never been sorry to me, never before, and he doesn't need to say this to me in the future.Although I feel that these responsibilities are a bit heavy, I will also be proud of you for taking on such a responsibility.

Cesare: Me too, I'm just as proud of you.

A certain merchant: I think I seem to be affecting you by standing here. Maybe I can see more exciting scenes when I am not in the audience. For example, I won’t say anything...

Ling Wei: [Ears are red] Next question!

17. What is your problem?

A merchant: Ling Wei, I can help you with this...

Ling Wei: Huh?

A merchant: You are so easy to understand, your ears will turn red when you are embarrassed, and if you go deeper, your face will turn red, yes, like now...you are so easy to be eaten to death , luckily you met César!

Ling Wei: [blushing] Well... Actually, I usually don't do this.

A merchant: But it’s obvious to me!

Ling Wei: That's because César was by my side...

A businessman: I think you are no longer "easily" eaten to death, you are "already" eaten to death!

Ling Wei: Cough, probably.

A merchant: Okay, let’s get down to business. What does Ling Wei think is wrong with her?Speaking of who asked this question, don't you think it's rude to ask this question!Where is the rank and quality of our program?

Director: I will talk to the planner later.

A businessman: Oh, the director, you must have a good talk with him, from poetry to future ideals, and then to philosophy of life!By the way, ask him to pay me back the money he owed me two days ago...

Director: Record your show!

A merchant: ok ok! [Turning back] Ling Wei, just listen to it!

Ling Wei: My problem is that I have a strong guard...maybe because of some things I have experienced in the past, it is not easy for me to trust others. I may have some temptations when I first contacted. In fact, sometimes I feel sorry myself.

A certain merchant: But it is impossible for anyone to have a heart-to-heart relationship with someone you just met, so Ling Wei, you don't have to mind so much.

Ling Wei: [Nods] Well, it’s probably because I’m lucky. Since I came here, I’ve met people who can talk to each other. It makes me feel that there are always more good people than bad people in this world. In the future, I will lower my guard and try to Believe in others a lot. O(∩_∩)O~

A merchant: Well, it’s good if you can think like this, but what about César?

César: The dishes that Ling taught me, I can't always make the taste I want...does it count? _(:з」∠)_

A merchant: Pfft... wait a minute, please allow me to laugh for 3 minutes... Hahahaha Cesar, your style of painting has changed too quickly. We were clearly discussing a very serious matter just now, but you suddenly switched to this Come on hahahaha... φ(≧ω≦*)?

Ling Wei: [laughs] Why are you still struggling with this?If it really doesn’t work, don’t do it, it’s the same for me to do it.

César: [touches Ling Wei's hair] Ling, you are more suitable for laughing, don't think too much about the past.

Ling Wei: Well, I don't want to, now I have you, and Lodis and the others, I am very happy. O(∩_∩)O~

A merchant: What should I do? It’s obviously a very funny change of painting style. I’m inexplicably moved.Okay next question!

18. What is the opponent's fault?

Ling Wei: I feel like I have already answered a similar question...

A businessman: Actually, I also think, speaking of the director, is it really good to deceive the masses like this?

Director: You can figure it out, don't ask me!

A merchant: Well, Ling Wei, you can say it again~

Ling Wei: Uh, all right.I think Cesare is good.

A merchant: gone?

Ling Wei: No more. _(:з」∠)_

A businessman: You are so concise, okay, what does César think?

Cesar: I also think Ling is very good.

A merchant: This question is actually used to make up the word count!Can't play at all!Okay next question! (╬ ̄dish ̄)

19. What kind of things did the other party do to make you unhappy?

A businessman: Actually, I think this question should be changed to "what did the other party do to make you happy", so you guys will have more to say!

Ling Wei: Yes. O(∩_∩)O~

A businessman: No way, our planning level still needs to be improved, now you can only answer a little bit aggrieved~Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...

Ling Wei: It doesn't matter, in fact, I can also talk about this question.

A businessman: There really is, come and let me gossip about it!

Ling Wei: Although César did not do it, he caused this incident.

César: [unintelligible] Huh?

Ling Wei: Every time I hear people say that I really want to draw Cesare to form a bond, I feel more complicated. I am not happy that my things are looked down upon by others, but I feel very proud that Cesare is liked by so many people. , because this man is now mine! ^-^

A certain merchant: Speaking of this, there are actually a few good men who have no owners, such as... Olivia~>▽<

Ling Wei: If you like, I can ask César to introduce you... Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...

A certain merchant: Er... Forget it, I'm afraid of being torn to pieces ( ̄▽ ̄") A male god like Olivia is an existence that people look up to, and he can't control it at all...

Cesare: Yes?In fact, my brother is not as cold as he looks. When I was young, my father and mother were away, so my brother took me with me.

A businessman: What should I do? My focus is always wrong. For example, now I start thinking about my elder brother and younger brother again, and it’s like eating Xuanmai, and I can’t stop! O(*////▽////*)q

Cesar: ...

A businessman: Well, let’s get down to business first, I can just think about it in private.What does César think Ling Wei will do to make you unhappy?

Cesar: No.

A merchant: So I said that Olivia is the most suitable to look up to, and Cesar, you are the most suitable to marry back home!

Cesare: Marry home?

A merchant: Ah!Accidentally said it, next question!

20. What did you do that made the other person feel uncomfortable?

A businessman: If I propose to skip this question, do you have any opinions?

Ling Wei: Absolutely not~

Cesare: Well, no.

director:……

A businessman: Oh, there is no need for such a topic like the two of them. You see, they are not people who quarrel and fight coldly, so we might as well put the focus on the back. Director, you say yes!

Believe me, Beibi, I really wanted to write a hundred questions, but I really underestimated my nonsense ability, only 20 questions are already so many, here are 20 questions first, if you post the next questions and answers later If so, I will post it in the long comment, and treat it as a gift for everyone~

As for the new article, let me save some manuscripts and send them to QAQ

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