Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

That night, Yuhuatian finally had a flash of inspiration, wrapped the ashes in a sweat towel and wrapped it around Tang Youzhu's lower body, and then wrapped it with two layers of leather, wrapping him tightly to ensure that even if he peed again, After he couldn't pollute him, he carried him back to the house.

Inside the house, Yuhuatian even ordered people to prepare a brazier, hot water, new snakeskin gloves, cotton ash mats... and so on, etc., if the ugly doll shits and pees again, things that can be dealt with .

Yuhuatian didn't dare to fall asleep even if he fell asleep in the middle of the night.

But in the end, the more he waited, the more silent the ugly doll became!

It seemed that the person who ate, drank and lazed twice in less than an hour was not him at all!

Yuhuatian stood up with two dark circles under his eyes, with a gloomy expression on his face.

He entered the palace to serve the nobles at the age of three or two. He is not used to the days when he sleeps in the middle of the night and wakes up in the fifth. At that time, those bright autumn eyes will automatically add a circle of smoky makeup, although that will make his eyes look bright and charming, but since Yu Huatian was seven years old, the word he hates the most is cute and pitiful!

Except occasionally, he never likes to let people see his dark circles!

Ever since he had the conditions, he has raised himself very well. The six years in the dream are not counted. In reality, he has not let himself have dark circles for two years!

But today...

Yuhuatian's bedroom has a very rare large western glass mirror. Yuhuatian has good eyesight, and he doesn't need to come to him. He can see his dark circles clearly with just a glance from a distance. There is no way to hide the sparkle in the eyes that are extraordinarily moistened by the dark circles!

Sitting by the bed, Yu Huatian's face was almost as dark as eye circles, his murderous intent was more concentrated than the raindrops outside, and his targets were also more concentrated than the raindrops, he almost fed all his brains to the ugly doll in the grand master's chair!

However, the slightly protruding swaddle in the grand master's chair only breathed lightly, without the slightest startle reaction.

Yuhuatian gritted his teeth. He was not in a good mood on rainy days—it was still the unlucky childhood memory. The toilet was very rudimentary, and maybe there was a leak somewhere. If there was no leak, it would be easy for the rain to flood in. , that's really similar to being in a piss pool!

Of course, Yuhuatian has been away from such a place for many years, but he really soaked in the excrement and urine pool last night, and he didn't sleep well all night. As a result, he opened his eyes and took a few breaths, when suddenly the wind and rain came...

Although Yu Huatian's murderous aura was focused on the grand master's chair, the leak was enough for the servants outside to tremble and dare not knock on the door.

However, where the murderous intent is most concentrated, the shallow breathing is still a shallow breathing, and there is no panic at all.

Yu Huatian clenched his fists, resisting the urge to strangle the ugly bun, picked it up and shook it seventeen or eight times, looking at the wrinkled ugly face, opened a pair of eyes that were out of focus. After the eyes, only then twitched triumphantly: "Let you sleep like a dead pig!"

Tang Youzhu's eyesight is already poor now, after shaking him, he felt more and more that the stars in front of him turned straight, and he heard him muttering and complaining that he didn't get up again last night to urinate and drink milk, and crows flew around, simply cruel, Resisting the things that were about to break through the dam mouth, I just looked up pitifully with my eyes open and my mouth pursed.

Sure enough, in the end, the uncle and nephew Lianxin, his uncle who seemed to be viciously holding him by the ear, but actually used all his skill, and didn't even need him to consume the blood value recovered by quenching to heal his wounds, in his eyes like that , but after a few breaths, he was defeated.

Although he was still murmuring dislike in his mouth, the movement of hugging him was very gentle; behind the snakeskin gloves, it was even more rare for a clean freak to reach into his swaddling clothes to check whether he had stinky clothes .

Tang Youzhu couldn't bear to let him go.

But this hard-pressed little baby's body, the terrible sphincter with or without similar muscles, can make Tang Youzhu hold back just a moment ago, which is already the limit. At the moment when Yuhuatian's hand went in, suddenly the front and rear were broken. Beware, puff puff puff puff chip puff, a column of pure water, a lump of half-paste milky dung...

Yuhuatian's snakeskin gloves are wrapped up to the elbows, and the skin and clothes are not stained, but looking at the yellow, yellow and white on the snakeskin gloves, Yuhuatian's handsome and lovely face turns black, red, and blue , blue and purple...

His stomach was so full that he was about to rush out the overnight meal!

Tang Youzhu originally did it on purpose, but changed his mind temporarily, but overestimated his endurance, and just happened to stumble someone's hand. He was really apologetic at this moment, and his eyes became more and more pitiful Yes, there are still a little drops of water on the eyelashes. I don’t want to cry. Although the skin is red and wrinkled, it is not good-looking, but the child is still a child, and it is quite lethal to be pitiful.

However, it was Yuhuatian who faced him!

Yuhuatian has been in the palace all these years, how many poor children can he see?The born and unborn, the little royal prince, the little princess, the little maid who was castrated by the people, the little servant, the little maid...

Yuhuatian is as hard as iron!

What's more, at this time, his attention is all on the various yellow and white filth on his left hand, and all his energy is trying not to really spit out the overnight meal - the vomit is also very dirty, and the clean freak can't bear another blow !

Because Tang Youzhu's pitiful guilt was not appreciated, Yu Huatian threw the snakeskin gloves into the brazier, took him into the secret road, changed the path, and went to a bathing pool, and put Tang Youzhu Rinse it again!

Then, because time was too late, he only washed himself twice and hurried into the palace. Before leaving, he only threw Tang Youzhu a large pot of goat's milk warmed on the kang, and a reed pipe!

Tang Youzhu wanted to cry but had no tears. He burned the kang in July, and it was so hot that he was sweating all over his head. Anyway, the goat milk was always hot, so as not to eat it badly, his stomach had to be condensed to recover. This reed pipe sucked it up It is indeed not much more labor-intensive than the milk of a female rabbit, and it is also clean and good...

But that tube is straight!The outside of the pipe is slippery. I have no buoyancy on the kang and it is difficult to move my buttocks. If I raise my neck and bite the straw, it will kill me!

But it's so fatal that I want to eat it even more!

Fortunately, the bottom of the milk jug was weird, it looked like a tumbler, and it was covered with fur to protect it from the heat. Tang Youzhu accidentally bumped into it several times, but neither spilled the goat milk nor burned himself, even if it Because the water bottle was also dripping, it was even more difficult to bite the straw, but at any rate, he regained his physical strength, and after being tired for a while, he felt full.

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Tang Youzhu lived a good life with enough food and sleep, someone to change diapers and wash for nothing, and he didn't have to endure the madness of his concubine's biological mother.

Yuhuatian's dark circles became heavier and heavier.

Although Tang Youzhu only got up once in the middle of the night after washing it, or didn't have to get up at all, but the degradation of the baths one by one, the attacks of excrement and filth, in the end, Yuhuatian had to accommodate to being soiled by Tang Youzhu's excrement and urine The bathroom - although he himself will not soak in the bath that Tang Youzhu has washed, but as long as he thinks that the bathroom has always been polluted...

Still let the obsession with cleanliness be as rainy as the fields, sleep badly and taste bad, in just three to five days, the clothes become wider, and the smoky makeup around the eyes can no longer be covered by ten layers of white powder.

When Yuhuatian helped Tang Youzhu take a bath that day, his eyes turned green.

It just so happened that Tang Youzhu's eyesight was a little better. Although he was still standing upside down when looking at people, it wasn't very clear, but it was enough to see the murderous look in Yuhuatian's eyes clearly!

——It seems that this cheap uncle is not only a clean freak, but also has a very limited temper and patience!

Tang Youzhu thinks about the current clean life, especially the small kang and small thermos pot that is so hot that he is sweating, but after mastering the tricks, he can indeed eat warm goat's milk all the time, and he really wants to restrain himself.

——Although this cheap uncle is in a hurry, and the possibility of throwing him back to Jesteria's mother is actually very small, but where is the reason for the cleanliness freak to go crazy?No matter how rare he is to live in, there is no guarantee that he will be raised by Jessica's mother, and come to him in the middle of the night to catch up with him and increase his favorability!

After some calculations, Tang Youzhu really wanted to restrain himself, but the baby's body, just like he couldn't make what he saw stand upside down, he couldn't make himself hold his shit and pee either!He can bear it when he is hungry and thirsty, but although his cheap uncle can't tell what he is doing, he obviously has a good family background, and he doesn't want his milk. "Give back" to him!

Once again, Tang Youzhu couldn't hold back the excrement and urine and drenched Yuhuatian all over. Thinking about how murderous uncle's eyes were when he only dirty himself in the morning, Tang Youzhu felt guilty for a while, and was really afraid that he would be thrown back to Jisi Diliniang had no choice but to grin and hold Yuhuatian's hand to show off her cuteness without feeling dirty.

But I don't know if it's really cute for him, Yuhuatian saw that he didn't dislike the filth on the snakeskin glove and grabbed it, although his eyes were full of disgust and disgust, he was not as irritable as in the morning.

Tang Youzhu relaxed slightly, and poked his cheek with the other hand quite complacently. Although he couldn't see his current appearance clearly, it seemed that he would definitely not lose to the former Tang family's young master Pan Liangtiao Shun Wan fan!

Yuhuatian couldn't bear to look away.

An ugly doll that is wrinkled, red, and peeling everywhere. It hurts the eyes when you blink, and pokes the cheek with a hand with half a nail...

Most importantly, that hand had just held his hand before, and it was stained with a lot of filth from snakeskin gloves. At this time, I wiped it on my face...

Even if Yu Huatian had thought about throwing this bastard dirty baby into the excrement and urine pool countless times these days, he really couldn't bear to witness such a tragic scene.

What's even more tragic is that no matter whether the excrement and urine pool or his own production and sales to wipe his face, it is Yuhuatian that will be cleaned up in the end!

So before Tang Youzhu wiped himself a few more times, Yu Huatian held back his nausea, suppressed his arms, and hurriedly threw him into the bathtub to rinse!

——After all the bathrooms were ruined by Tang Youzhu, Yu Huatian realized that he could use a bathtub for this dirty doll, and he could even reserve a secret room for him to bathe in!

——It's a pity that Cangjie created characters, and all of them must have the word "stupid", even if no matter how smart people are, they will be stupid before discovering the truth.

——Brother Du stepped on the bathroom map of Shaojian Mansion before Yuhuatian thought of this method.

——Fortunately, at least his bathroom under construction will not be ruined.

Rinse, rinse, rinse, after washing, Yu Huatian actually took Tang Youzhu back to sleep after washing himself twice, and even graciously moved his Taishi chair to the side of his bed!

In his life—really in his life, Tang Youzhu's body was only five and a half days old—the first time he enjoyed good treatment!

Tang Youzhu (⊙o⊙) rubbed his cheeks over and over again, could it be that this face of Lao Tzu is really more fascinating than Master Tang's true self?It's a pity that I can't see clearly now, I can only feel the flakes of skin that I took off with my hand...

Tang Youzhu fell asleep regretfully.

It wasn't until half a month later that my eyes were finally able to see things at a close distance. I hurriedly wanted to appreciate the peerless face in this life, but in the end I only saw a squinting little meat ball without eyebrows, hair, or even eyelashes. !

Tang Youzhu poked his face in disbelief, the feel was really unusual, but before... Well, the food for more than half a month was quite good, and I ate all kinds of weird things like goat milk, cow milk and tiger milk. Although the cheap uncle doesn't care about feeding , but the thermos pot prepared for him was so big that he couldn't finish it in two days...

But this fleshy face is too exaggerated, right?

And this hairless and almost eyeless appearance, how did the cheap uncle suddenly get close to him?

That cheap old man in the palace who has never met, doesn't care about his son now, does he?I remember that after the eldest son born to Concubine Wan Gui, there seems to be another Prince Mourning Gong born to Concubine Bai Xian, right?Although it is said that he died at the age of three or four, and the reason for the premature death is also related to Concubine Wan Gui, but I haven't seen how the cheap father really took that precious concubine room?And now the proud and doomed brother Cheap should still be alive, right?Wouldn't Uncle Cheap now start to feel that he is a rare commodity to live in?Or maybe Concubine Wan Gui has already attacked that hapless brother, so Uncle Cheap feels more and more that he is a rare commodity to live in?

Tang Youzhuyuan loves to expand his thinking wildly. At this time, the squinting eyes in the mirror without even half an eyelash were so shocked that he even forgot to take off the fingers poking on his fat cheeks. , with a self-pitying look, Yu Huatian, who opened the door and came in, felt a headache——

Anyway, he can be regarded as his nephew!Why are there so many ugly people at such a young age?

Resisting the twitching of the corner of his mouth, he quickly and skillfully changed the dirty baby's swaddling clothes, rinsed it in the tub three times, quickly wrapped it up and threw it next to the newly filled thermos with leopard milk, washed it for a while before coming back to look, Sure enough, I was full and full of shit and urine, so I rinsed and washed myself again...

A series of movements, even when holding Tang Youzhu's ears in the water, seemed to be extra gentle.

Tang Youzhu originally thought it was due to his cuteness and invincibility, but he had only seen that miserable face that hurt his eyes at a glance. Rao, he has always been able to dig out his own advantages, but he really couldn't figure it out. How did the extraordinarily bleak appearance impress this cheap uncle?