Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

Well, anyone who has ever seen a baby swim knows that this little baby with soft hands and feet is still a little baby with soft hands and feet when it reaches the bottom of the water, but with the buoyancy of the water, those soft hands and feet are more difficult than those who cannot turn over The tortoise is a little better, and it doesn't take so much effort to wave a few times.

But ordinary babies can't stand their necks at this time, even if they can row their limbs, they can easily choke on water, but Tang Youzhu is not an ordinary baby.

Once No.1 in the master list, now although there is nothing left but Ning Quen, and it looks pitiful from the outside, even the nails are not fully grown, and the eyesight is not so good, but the skeleton looks like a three- to four-month-old baby look.

It is difficult to raise your neck and let your nose stick out of the water, but it is not impossible.

So after Tang Youzhu was frightened, he soon became happy again!

Yu Huatian's face darkened, and he felt that he was so stupid!

This damn thing, there is only one bathing pool closest to the secret room of my bedroom. I am stupid. I am stupid when I cover my nose and not even cover my cheeks. I am stupid when I use only Songjiang cloth sweat towel... I just put the ugly doll It's even more stupid to throw it out by mistake. After throwing it, he jumped down and wanted to pick him up. The absolute stupidity is even more stupid!

——It turns out that I am so stupid!

——Even if Dameng died aggrieved in six years, Yuhuatian never recognized himself as clearly as he does now.

——So stupid that he is hopelessly stupid!

——How did I, who was so stupid, climb up to the position of Governor of the West Factory in the palace?

——Sure enough, the ending in the big dream is not accidental, but inevitable?

——It’s not that stupid way of dying, there are other kinds of stupid dying too!

Yuhuatian's whole body was soaked in the water mixed with the ugly baby's excrement and urine -- or he just took the ugly baby's ear to wash it in -- and he didn't seem to be choking and drowning like he was worried about, but was throbbing The ugly doll lying on its back on all fours, rowing happily, is not well.

What growled infinitely in my heart was the jealousy and contempt for my stupid behavior and the deep doubts about my IQ ability.

——So stupid that even an ugly baby who was just born can beat him up...

Yu Huatian stretched out his hand and pulled away the sweat towel covering his nose, threw it far away in extreme disgust, and wiped the place on his cheek that was just splashed by the water droplets, and then became stiff after wiping—this hand had just come out of the pond. The ones that were taken out of it were originally intended to fish for ugly dolls, but in the end they wiped their faces without needing to fish them...

How much water mixed with feces and urine should be applied to this wipe?

—Stupid again...

When Yu Huatian was two and a half years old, when he was forcibly taken away from his parents, he used to cry, but not long after, after crying for three days and three nights, he still couldn't get back the thing in his lower body, even the most kind to him. One of his servants only stroked his hair and said a few words of consolation, "Admit it, this is life, crying is the same, laughing is the same, and it is also considered to survive until the day of the redemption, and to be buried in front of the parents' grave." I took all the flesh and blood that my parents gave me back."...

At that time, Yuhuatian knew that crying and tears were the most useless things.

He still cries, but those tears are things that can bring him benefits.

But Yu Huatian knew better that such benefits, no matter if it came from the best old servant who treated him well, or from the maids and concubines, it was not really enough to show all his sympathy for him.

I will really try my best to make all those who pity him have died, and I don't know if there is a grave, and I can wait for him to "redeem" to go back.

Yuhuatian hadn't really wanted to cry for a long time.

But now, he almost really wanted to cry.

How stupid is he to do the stupid thing of wiping his face with hands that have been soaked in such dirty water!

Yuhuatian had always thought that he was quite smart before, even if Dameng died aggrieved, but he was a helpless two or three-year-old child who entered the palace as a criminal slave of the southern barbarians, and he could survive all the way to the Imperial Horse Prison How can a young supervisor, who will become the superintendent of a factory in the future, not be smart?

——But after meeting this ugly doll, Yu Huatian realized more and more that he was extremely stupid!

——The stupid thing now is that he actually feels stupid standing in such dirty water!

With a dark face, Yu Huatian picked up the ugly doll, whose limbs were still thrashing around happily, and when he walked out of the bath, he felt more and more uncomfortable with his wet and sticky body. The smell of feces...

Yu Huatian felt that he was soaked in excrement and urine again, so he threw the ugly doll on the side of the pool again, and squatted down by the way, throwing the ugly doll that wanted to raise his head to vent his anger again, to the whole body. Press it to the bottom!

As a result, Tang Youzhu, who was still laughing secretly at his cheap uncle's cleanliness, unexpectedly softened and valued him, was caught off guard!

——Hey, hey, do you really think that I will always be that little weak chicken who just wants to squeeze your hand, but is so soft and soft?

——I just got a blessing in disguise, the condensate that has never been touched has been upgraded again, and the poisonous internal power attack has accumulated 48 points at once, the poison will not kill you, and poison your fingers into a small bag with a little pus and blood, you cleanliness Kuang should want to chop off his fingers, right?

Tang Youzhu choked on a few sips of water, and the blood returned from the condensate, but he didn't suffocate so quickly, but it was uncomfortable or really uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but feel a little ruthless.

But the poisonous attack was never sent out.

Regardless of whether this cheap uncle was thinking of profit or true family affection when he jumped down with him, he still had to accept his affection.

For a man with a cleanliness, jumping off the pool is actually not dirty, but in the eyes of a cleanliness man, he is so disgusted that he would go crazy if splashed with a drop of water. This psychological obstacle is so difficult to overcome, but it is difficult to jump off without hesitation. How much attention does it take to...

It's not that Tang Youzhu doesn't understand.

Tang Youzhu is very homely. After the age of 24, he is hardly close to anyone in reality.

But he is not ignorant.

He is actually very lucky.

He always remembered the benefits of Yuhuatian to him.

No matter what the reason behind the goodness is, the goodness he receives is genuinely good, and will not be discounted just because of the purpose.

So he can't get poisoned.

But he didn't want to actually choke himself to death in the bathwater either.

So he had no choice but to try his best to open his big eyes that he couldn't see clearly, spitting bubbles pitifully, wriggling his hands and feet, and the [-]-[-]% suffocation made him feel extremely uncomfortable when performing. Even Yuhuatian was used to cruel and cold-blooded things, and he had to admit that this ugly baby made people mad when he laughed, and people would not be willing to take a second look at his pitiful appearance.

Since he didn't want to see more, and it wasn't time to throw him away completely, Yuhuatian had no choice but to pick him up.

Tang Youzhu sneezed twice, the water in his nose sprayed out, but he couldn't spit out the drink in his stomach, but he was open-minded and didn't worry about what kind of water it was. In fact, I feel much better.

But he is well versed in the psychology of this clean freak, so he still tries to open his eyes wide, his fingers are soft but stubbornly holding a finger of Uncle Cheap, his eyes are red and his nose is red, his face is wet and he doesn't know it's water It's tears, and it looks a little more pitiful.

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Yu Huatian turned his face away uncomfortably, and with an inner strength in his hand, he quickly steamed himself and the ugly doll dry, then walked quickly from the secret passage to another bathing pool, washed the ugly doll again, and dried it Put it on the heated kang, changed three pools for myself and washed it six times...

Of course, Yu Huatian is definitely not distressed because the ugly doll is pitiful, it's just that the ugly doll is uglier when he cries, and it's troublesome to catch a cold, so he was dried and washed first!

Q version factory Hua Tiaojiao hum, this seat is so troublesome, how could it be soft-hearted?

Tang Youzhu was snoring on the warm kang, eating and exercising for nothing, it was so comfortable!It's just that there seems to be something leaking from the lower body...

Ah, the baby's sphincter muscle hasn't fully developed yet, so if it leaks, it's a problem that uncles with cleanliness need to worry about. My little nephew, I just need to sleep well...

Yuhuatian, who had washed six times to get rid of the lingering smell of feces and urine, smelled another smell before leaving the bath—in my conscience, I finally pulled out the meconium. Tang Youzhu, the man with milky dung, the smell he made this time is actually not bad.

But there are many kinds of cleanliness. Unfortunately, Yuhuatian's type is obviously more of a psychological factor. Regardless of whether it is actually dirty or not, his heart tells him that it is dirty, that is dirty.

Yuhuatian, who finally breathed clean air, was staggered by the stink bomb again, and his cheeks, which were white and rosy in the hot water, instantly turned black!

But what can I do?Even if that ugly baby is not his nephew, it is still a very valuable bargaining chip.

Pinching his nose, Yu Huatian put on snakeskin gloves, helped the sloppy guy clean up his excrement and urine, threw the mattress into the brazier and burned it, and changed seven towels to scrub him carefully from small cucumbers to small chrysanthemums. Bounced the two little pink balls.

Yuhuatian didn't know what it was like for a while, so he simply couldn't see it, and wrapped the ugly baby who had been tossing and sleeping to death with cotton cloth, leaving only the mouth, nose, breathing, and even the eyes. Most of them are covered.

Yuhuatian washed himself carefully twice again, and only encountered difficulties when he picked up the ugly doll again. Now he doesn't want to step into the most secret secret room, and other places, even if There are those that are sufficiently secretive and a little far away from his usual living place, Yu Huatian frowned, he didn't force himself to change places to sleep, and simply took the ugly doll back with him.

No one dared to come in his bedroom, so it was enough for the ugly baby to sleep for a night.

Of course, Yu Huatian felt that he was not stupid this time, and the ugly doll was not put on his bed, but in a grand teacher's chair covered with a warm mattress.

——But the so-called being stupid means that when you are stupid, you never feel that you are stupid, and you don't even realize it when you are stupid.

——Although Yu Huatian wasn't so stupid that he didn't realize it, but when he met Tang Youzhu, he was still stupid again!

Yuhuatian had only been lying down for less than an hour, and another burst of stench hit his nose!

Yu Huatian, who has almost never slept soundly since he was two and a half years old, and can only sleep peacefully when he is not on duty until he has the Young Prison Mansion, when he opened his eyes suddenly, although the fundus of his eyes was clear and bright. There is no sleepiness, but it is too clear, and it looks as cold as ice and snow.

Ice and snow freeze people.

Yuhuatian really wanted to completely freeze the place where the stench originated!

It's a pity that the common sense he learned in the hard labor place when he was young only told him that during the snowy season, you can only wash the toilet with ice water and snow water. Although it is more hard work, the smell is much lighter; When the source is really frozen to death, how to cool the excrement and urine until it has no smell?

With a cold face, Yuhuatian had no choice but to get up.

He really wanted to have a good sleep, but the reality was that he couldn't sleep well if he didn't clean up the dirty doll first.

Even if I managed to fall asleep, the dream must still be the same as when I was a child, the toilet piled on top of the toilet, and the excrement and urine flowed all over the floor.

It was a situation in a dream that could make people completely nauseated and wake up.

Yuhuatian absolutely doesn't want to see those again, even if it's just in a dream.

So he had to get up.

Put on new snakeskin gloves, pick up the dirty baby, pick up the mattress, turn to a room that can completely cut off the smell, burn the mattress and swaddle, wash the dirty baby with water, and turn to another bath to put Wash yourself a little bit--

Originally, he was only going to wash it twice, but before he finished the first wash, the ugly doll suddenly burst into tears. Yu Huatian frowned and looked at him for a long time, and focused on checking the chrysanthemums and cucumbers, etc., until he heard the sound of belly rumbling. But at this time, he absolutely didn't want to go to the secret room to fetch the female rabbit. Fortunately, the cook prepared some goat's milk today, and with a dark face, he casually put on some clothes and went out. He ordered someone to bring the goat's milk, and brought it back by himself bathroom.

Thanks to Yuhuatian's habit, even if the bath is not in a secret room, the sound insulation effect is excellent. The ugly doll keeps crying, but it can't be heard from outside. Otherwise, a bowl of goat milk will kill a mouthful. Although the Shaojian Mansion is not short of manpower, retraining people is also troublesome.

Frowning, he poured the goat's milk into Ugly Baby, Yu Huatian wanted to put him down and continue washing himself, but the limp cucumber under Ugly Baby's crotch suddenly stood up, and then a column of urine shot up into the sky , Rao Yuhuatian avoided it quickly, the corner of his clothes was not wet at all, but he didn't notice that there were two drops on the scattered hair!

Yu Huatian cut off that strand of hair without hesitation and burned it off, but the psychological nausea lingered, the scheduled two baths suddenly became six times, and the hair was washed eight times!

Yuhuatian's bathing action is actually not slow, but after this is done, it is enough for Tang Youzhu to wake up and cry and eat milk again!

There was only half of the goat's milk left, but Yuhuatian had now recalled what the baby would do after feeding. Now that he was dressed neatly, he didn't dare to hug him back immediately—for fear that he would have another burst of pain when he hugged him. Poop attack too!

Rao covered it carefully with a cotton cloth to ensure that no matter how much the doll urinates, it will not be able to soar into the sky. Yuhuatian still waited for a long time as if he was facing an enemy. He originally wanted to wait for him to urinate and wash before going back. When the doll shouldn't urinate, he urinates without saying a word, and when he wants to urinate, he can't wait desperately!

Yuhuatian is not an impatient person, and if he is impatient, he will not be able to climb to his current position.

But patience depends on where it is used!

wait for an ugly doll to pee or something...

Yu Huatian really felt that he was being stupid again.

But if you don't want to be stupid, you can just take her back to the room and go to sleep...

What if, once picked up, there will be another pee, or a pile of shit?

Wouldn't that be more stupid?