Marriage Management Master

Such things as Aventure belong to the category of metaphysics, which can be met but not sought.

Wenxi's Aventure probably hasn't been born yet, but Linyu's Aventure has grown up and been waiting for a long time.

In the evening of summer, it is the time when the heat of the day recedes and everyone goes out for a walk and chat.Wen Xi had nowhere to go when he went out, so he followed Lin Yu step by step, and just wandered aimlessly behind the artificial lake in the community, and finally stopped under a tree, squinting his eyes at the gradually westward sun.

Linyu's gentle voice came from behind: "Why don't you leave?"

"Hungry." Wen Xi rolled his eyes at him, and sat down on the bench under the tree, and Rin Yu sat down next to him: "Going home? I bought small ribs, how about going back and roasting them?"

For the sake of braised pork ribs, Wen Xi grudgingly hummed: "Spicy."

It's not easy to coax him back.Lin Yu heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "Okay."

"What's the matter? People who are about to get divorced. Pretend to be decent." Wen Xi lost his temper and didn't pay attention for a moment. An unknown creature crashed into his arms, and he subconsciously reached out to fish it out.

The hand felt a little strange, Wen Xi was taken aback for a moment, and let go of the hand that was holding the child's nape.

—The child fell to the ground with a thud.

Wen Xi looked around innocently: "Whose child is lost?"

The child didn't cry even after being thrown on the ground, Gu Lu got up immediately, gave Wen Xi a very characteristic roll of the eyes, and yelled loudly at Lin Yu: "Brother-in-law!"

The crisp children's voice echoed by the slightly noisy artificial lake, spreading far and far away.

Wen Xi's knuckles clicked.

At the end of his gaze, a graceful figure approached slowly.The beauty's voice was clear: "Both, long time no see."

Changya Snow Mountain Goddess, Fanjia.

The little boy grabbed Linyu's arm and tried to pull it towards Fanjia: "Sister! I found my brother-in-law!"

Wen Xi rang his knuckles all over, and finally squinted his eyes slightly: "It's been a long time, so this is Brother Ling, and I still think I'm the son of a goddess."

Thousands of years ago, when he was young and vigorous, he blocked the gate of the snow mountain for three days in a fit of anger. He had never seen Fan Jia in the snow mountain, and unexpectedly, he was in such a situation when he saw him again.

——The national second-child policy has also called on the head of the gods, and even the old snow mountain can't help the old clam Hanzhu to give birth to a son.

Sensing Wen Xi's gaze, Fan Jia explained with a slight smile: "This is Xiao Ke, my younger brother. I'm going to take him to Nancheng to go to school. Today I took him out to see the environment. Xiao Ke, the two gods are serious. Partners have been married for 7000 years, so you can’t just call them brother-in-law.”

The little boy tilted his head to express his puzzlement: "But they are all men...and haven't they divorced long ago?"

"There is no gender distinction in love, and even if you divorce, you can remarry. The two gods are still legal partners."

The delicate and delicate little boy rolled his eyes twice: "Then God Lord Lin Yu can also divorce and marry his sister? Then he is a brother-in-law, and it is very legal."

Wen Xi: "..." He had reason to suspect that this was Fan Jia's instigation.To teach the Protoss flowers to be corrupted for one's own desire is bad enough to be sentenced.

"Sister, I'm right." In the deathly silence, the little boy felt inadequate and tugged at Fan Jia's sleeve and said in a low voice.

Fan Jia touched his head with a smile, reprimanded him lightly, and turned to look at Wen Xi apologetically: "Tong Yan Wuji, Xiao Ke is ignorant, so please don't take offense. I want Xiao Ke to study in Nancheng Middle School. It’s just that I’m not familiar with the place, I’ve heard that Immortal Taoyao is also studying here, can God Linyu recommend it for you?”

In this world, the quality education of immortals is too good.Wen Xi thought coldly, and gave Lin Yu a look of "you can figure it out".

The vicinity of the artificial lake boulevard is a place full of people, and a few of them are famous figures. Just stopping here like this will attract a lot of people with keen sense of smell in a short time.

It was never a secret that Wenxi and Fanjia did not get along. It originated from the snow mountain goddess's public crush on Linyu for thousands of years. It was not until Linyu got married that she restrained herself a little. From Wenxi's point of view, she still has delusions of wanting to get involved in other people's families. .

Now that the three of them bumped into each other, the little fairy boy of the Xueshan family yelled "brother-in-law" without fear of death—is it the child's words that are out of bounds, or is there some ulterior motive?

Everyone stretched their necks and waited in secret, only to hear Lin Yuke politely answer: "Enrollment must follow the normal process, you take him to the Education Bureau of the Ministry of Security to report, and wait for this year's lottery."

"I didn't think carefully." Fan Jia didn't care about bumping into a wall, but smiled instead, "It's been a long time since I haven't seen the god, and Xiao Ke has been talking about wanting to see the god all day long. You two haven't eaten yet, do you have time to come to the humble house for a light meal? "

Although he said "two people", his eyes only fell on Rinyu.

——It is simply a textbook-style green tea quotation, Wen Xi thought so.

Everyone has done this, so it would be too unreasonable for him not to fulfill it.This time is also good, just as he was about to doze off, someone handed him a pillow, saving him the trouble of finding excuses for divorce.

"Since that's the case, God Lord, let's go, don't disappoint Goddess' heart."

Wen Xi glanced at Rinyu with the standard three-point coolness, three-point sneer, and four-point carelessness: "God, please do your own thing. If you don't want to leave, you don't have to come back tonight. I'll see you at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow."

Shame about the short ribs tonight.

Before she had time to say anything, Linyu was arranged properly: "..."

Amidst the sighs, Wen Xi slowly disappeared into the boulevard, leaving only a desolate, lonely and bleak back that pretended to be strong to the masses.

The rival in love is bold and provocative, and the partner cheated on the spot. Those who hear it are sad and those who see it cry. One can't help but shed a handful of bitter tears for the tragic experience of Wenxi Shenjun... , thought sleepily and comfortably.

The next day, at nine o'clock in the morning.

No one knows what happened after the trio met yesterday, but the result is obvious.

No.30 Divorced six times, although late but arrived.

A group of onlookers gathered at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, which was reserved for capable people and strangers from all walks of life... Oh no, demons, ghosts, ghosts, and gods from all walks of life.For the first time, countless special people with different positions and blood feuds from their ancestors gathered together to eat this once-in-a-thousand-year meal together.

Passerby A flicked his mobile phone to place bets, and said indifferently what everyone was thinking: "It's coming again in two days, why are you so excited?"

The mobile phone page is a simple turntable, white means yes and black means no, the bet is quite simple: whether the two gods will remarry.He pondered for a while, combined with the historical situation, bet a sum on the white area.

Passer-by B watched his movements, smacked, and chose black: "You don't know about the Snow Mountain Goddess, do you? My brother called my brother-in-law on the spot yesterday, and Wen Xi said that I would see you at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow. Don't dare to say anything else, You just want to see if the ruby ​​stone on Shenjun's wrist is still there?"

Passer-by C stared in confusion: "Does it mean that if I have a younger brother, and let him call someone brother-in-law, I can get out of the single and start a relationship?"

If Wen Xi could bear it, then the next sentence really exploded his anger: "Sister, am I going to have a brother-in-law soon?"

Wen Xi looked back at the past coldly—well, as expected, she was still the lingering Snow Mountain Goddess.He was still puzzled, at least he was on the edge of an innate god, so how could he be so different from the temperament and integrity of a normal god?

In most cases, divorce is always an unpleasant thing, especially when there is a third party who deliberately destroys the marriage.

Sensing Wen Xi's gaze, the Snow Mountain Goddess raised her eyebrows slightly, and nodded to him with a smile, her provocation was self-evident.Wen Xi snorted coldly, thinking to himself that you have nothing to be proud of as a man, it's just a divorce gimmick.

The moment he turned around and walked forward, he secretly threw a closed formula to the talking boy, and calmly opened the familiar door.

All the staff who had been waiting for a long time lowered their heads, but their eyes were desperately glued to the two of them as if they had grown feet, and even the flashing lights could be seen, revealing the heart of the gossip.

Although the business of marriage is gradually being taken over by the God of Wealth, Yuelao is a mascot with a long history. In view of the glorious history of the two, the director of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Yuelao, took the place of the marriage receptionist and personally received the two. enemy.

The smiling little old man sat behind the glass, and his first sentence was not to persuade him to make peace or not to leave, but to tease: "Again?"

Wen Xi choked back coldly: "Are you blind?"

Yue Lao, who was used to being scolded, was not angry, and didn't even bother to go through the normal process: "Okay, have you thought about it?"

Wen Xi glanced at the gossiping Yuelao, and satisfied Yuelao's raging curiosity expressionlessly: "The fate is over."

Yue Lao flipped through the special pamphlet and clicked his tongue: "You said that when you first came back."

"Stop talking nonsense, approve or not?"

"Approval, what you love and what I wish, can you not approve it?" Yuelao sighed as he took the handwritten divorce agreement from the two of them, "There are conventions for property division and child support, so we should follow the previous practice." Why don't you just stop doing it, save me two days and give me the whole prodigal son back without changing the money, the old feelings in the Civil Affairs Bureau are revived, you said that Jianshen is such a good person, if you really leave, you will suffer, Xiao Wenxi , just wait for the one who dies alone, my nephews and nieces have asked me for news..."

"Little young man, I don't know the bitterness of love, and I don't cherish the sweetness of love... By the way, do you want to be a VIP? After all, the divorce certificate also costs money."

In front of the camera, Wen Xi's complexion gradually darkened, leaving a gloomy face on No.30's six divorce photos.

Lin Yuzhao stood up and coldly interrupted Yuelao's long speech: "Please hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

Worthy of saying that the media is the best at reading people's hearts, Yuelao is keenly aware of Linyu's unusualness, and comparing Wenxi's dark face like the bottom of a pot, isn't he, has he witnessed a miracle?

——He didn't know that the miracle he thought had been shattered by a meal of braised short ribs.

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