Marriage Management Master

In the middle of the night, there was silence.

Wen Xi was curled up in the big bed, hugging a pillow in his arms very unnaturally.He didn't sleep well, turned over a few times, and there was only a messy strand of black hair left outside the quilt.

The bedroom door was gently pushed open, and with the sound of extremely light footsteps, a piece of the other side of the bed collapsed.

"Are you back? Why didn't you go to find your new love?" Sensing something warm beside him, Wen Xi frowned and turned over, his voice faded into the night vaguely.The man didn't answer, just lay down quietly in the original position, and then began to pull the pillow from Wen Xi's arms.

The person who was disturbed in Qingmeng was extremely irritable, and kicked that way unceremoniously: "Don't make noise... sleep on the sofa!"

The place is reserved for me, what kind of sofa should I sleep on.Linyu smiled lightly, knowing that this person would not hear what she said at this time, so she stopped talking.He skillfully dodged Wen Xi's kick, and then stretched out his long arms, wrapping him in his arms.

When the pillow was taken away from his arms, Wen Xi was so sleepy that he didn't even have the energy to curse, but compared to the cold pillow, it was obviously more comfortable for his husband to hug him. Fell asleep.

It's really a moral decline in the world, Wen Xi closed his eyes and rubbed his hands in Lin Yu's arms, thinking in a daze, they are all people who are going to get divorced, it's really impossible to go on like this.

He vaguely remembered what happened during the day today.

In the living room, the uninvited guest was sitting upright, with a sincere expression: "Senior, what do you think..."

"Not really." Wen Xi cut off his remaining words coldly, and the teacup knocked on the table, making a crisp sound.

"Rinyu's body hasn't recovered since the last battle between gods and demons. Let him go to the devil world to sell himself as a spy? You can figure it out, you gods are all good at calculating, and you will be tricked a second time if you don't finish it once. "

You protoss—even if the status of Tianjun is there, Xiao Tianjun can only bow his head and listen to scolding in front of Wen Xi, who is senior and has a bad temper.

The hands of the watch faltered, pointing slowly to 05:30 in the afternoon.There was faint movement from the distant market, and all the agencies and units had arrived at the time to get off work. Zilan knew that within 10 minutes, another member of the family would soon be back.

Hope is right in front of him, he considered his words, and tried to be as tactful as possible: "The demons are ready to move for a long time. Zilan knows that she is asking too much, but the situation is indeed serious. Can you let me meet Lin Yushenjun to discuss it?"

"Ethical kidnapping? I'm sorry, I don't have such morality." Wen Xi sneered, "Do you think I'm just a show if Linyu has a bad temper and scolds people?"

"Reincarnation of cause and effect..."

Before Zilan finished speaking, Wenxi interrupted him coldly: "Reincarnation of cause and effect? ​​Is it not enough for Lin Yu to repay a half-baked life-saving grace? You think you lend usury, nine times in and thirteen out."

Zilan was stunned, she didn't say that, the cause and effect were obvious...

While speaking, the unlucky little Tianjun had been sent to the door by Wen Xi like a plague god.

The sound of the key turning came, but the man had not had time to pull out the key, looking at the situation in the room, his expression was a little stagnant.

That is an extremely classic and gentle appearance, which looks very suitable for making wine and tea with fluttering clothes, or for riding the wind to defeat thousands of troops with a sword.

——Instead of the nine-to-five office workers like now, still carrying the groceries they just bought when they got home from get off work.Wen Xi didn't want to give him a chance to speak, so he stretched out his hand neatly, pulled Linyu to his side with one hand, and carried Xiao Tianjun out of the door with the other: "It's okay, I'll explain to you after he leaves."

Unexpectedly, the little Tianjun suddenly grabbed the plastic bag in Linyu's hand - a bag of fresh ribs and a few big green-skinned mangoes rolled to the ground.

He looked up eagerly at Linyu who was still at a loss, his eyes were already red when he spoke: "Uncle, the heavens are in trouble, and I hope you can help me!"

Linyu took a step back without saying a word: "..." If you have something to say, don't move.

I underestimated this little bastard, Wen Xi gritted his teeth and thought.

Because of Linyu's good schedule of going home after get off work, Zilan was able to sit back on the sofa and tell the story again under Wen Xi's watchful eyes.

In the past ten days, there have been many cases of the Protoss self-exploding for no reason in various places.Although there are but a small number of Protoss who can't control themselves, it is suspicious that they happen frequently.The first accident that can be traced back is only ten days ago, and there are more than ten cases in total, causing casualties is still a trivial matter.

"Most of the people involved in the accident were little gods. They didn't work in the Special Security Department. They were used to being alone, and their whereabouts were unpredictable. I went to the scene to see it. The strangest thing is that the damage caused by the scene was not too big. At least It doesn't match their original power."

Zi Lan hesitated for a moment, glanced at Wen Xi, and said: "Furthermore, the floating oars found the breath of the demon clan on one of them, and it was well concealed. If you don't pay attention, you won't be able to detect it at all."

"Demons?" Lin Yu looked at the file carefully, he was not familiar with these people, "Really?"

"Really, I saw it with my own eyes."

Today, the flames of ancient war have dissipated for a long time. Under the strong advice of the big bosses of all parties, the gods, demons, demons, and humans jointly established a special security department and signed a non-aggression friendly covenant.

Of course, Wen Xi scoffed at the joining of the latecomers, the Demon Race.

If the gods in the heaven know how to put on a sanctimonious skin to disguise, then the guys in the demon world almost wrote "I am a villain" naked on their faces. Even if he was killed, he would not believe that the demons with many previous convictions would change their minds and start anew. be human.

No, it came true.

"Luo Duo..." Lin Yu pondered for a moment, "It's not like that."

Zi Lan got stuck for a moment.

He couldn't understand Lin Yu's trust in the demon Lord Luo Tuo.It is quite strange for a famous god, the first sword opened at the beginning of the world, to believe that a demon will not do illegal things without reason, even with the blessing of the past.

No wonder the god Wenxi was jealous and divorced all day long, and Zilan, who turned into a melon-eating crowd, made up her mind silently.

Fortunately, he has not forgotten the business, and said again: "Actually, I don't think the devil would do such a thing. After all, the two worlds have been repaired for thousands of years, but what if... Shenhu did it without telling the devil?"

"Shenhu..." Linyu pondered again for a moment, then shook her head.

Zilan: "...Actually, I hope you can go to the Demon Realm to investigate the situation. After all, the frequent self-explosions of the Protoss are no small matter. Even if it is not the work of the Demon King's lineage, it may be the Eleventh Elder. This matter is secret, except for you. Even if others go to the Demon Realm, they won’t be able to find out anything.”

With the looming green hats one after another, Zi Lan no longer dared to look at Wen Xi's face, her eyes wandered to the big green-skinned mango on the coffee table.

——In a word, Ying Jinger.

Linyu nodded: "So, what is this?" He picked up another document on the coffee table.Before Zi Lan opened her mouth, she quietly moved her position a little further away from Wen Xi.

"Senior laughed, although the gods and demons have been repaired, they still don't violate the waters of the well. If you appear in the demon world rashly, you may cause suspicion, and you will startle the snake. It is better to use some methods to make things reasonable, so that you can stay in the demon world for a while. "

Wen Xi, who heard this speech for the second time, peeled a mango with a dark face, seeing the green color as an eyesore.

...In fact, it should feel kind.

"So... this method is divorce?" Lin Yu looked at Xiao Tianjun complicatedly, remembering that when he was hugging him thousands of years ago, the child was innocent and drooling while holding his sleeve, and now... I've seen too many Gongdou dramas.

According to Zilan's vision, the demon Lord Luo Tuo has been enamored with Linyu for thousands of years. If Linyu divorces, Luo Duo will definitely find him when he hears the news.There is another sentence that Zilan didn't dare to say, if it doesn't work out, it's okay, anyway, you two divorced not once or twice, but this time is still far behind.

Wen Xi rubbed his teacup, thinking how big the commotion would be caused by killing a god at home, he sneered: "I divorced Linyu not once or twice, you think the devil is as heartless as you ?”

"Because this will be the last straw that breaks the camel's back." Zilan took a deep breath and looked at Linyu with piercing eyes. "The human world has a seven-year itch, and it's almost done in the Protoss."

This "seven-year itch" really made Wen Xi very angry.

The high-frequency divorces between him and Linyu are not humane due to various reasons, but it is the first divorce for the so-called peaceful reunification of the six realms.He didn't know whether to scold Zilan for being kidnapped morally, or to be proud of his selfless dedication.

"This generation of Tianjun is not as good as the previous generation. They have no skills, but there are more ghosts than one. In the 21st century, you still engage in spy and beauty tricks. Have you watched too many Gongdou movies?"

——Rinyu silently agreed with his last sentence.

Dealing with Tianjun's family always suffers. The last time I lost Lingyu's ten thousand years of cultivation, I still have some old injuries. Now I want people to engage in some beauty tricks and play some anti-spies. This is not to kill people Don't give up?

Thinking of this, Wen Xi became more and more eager to crush Zilan to ashes.

I shouldn't have let this little bastard go back alive...

Lin Yu said in relief: "There shouldn't be any major incidents."

"It won't be a big deal? Back then, before you had your last breath, you told me that it wouldn't be a big deal. You really thought of yourself as the son of heaven, immortal." Wen Xi sneered back.

The atmosphere suddenly fell silent.Linyu was silent for a moment: "Sorry."

I don't know if it's for the past or for the present.

"Sorry, can I stop you?" Wen Xi couldn't get angry anymore, "Luo Duo can't wait to offer you up as a treasure, and do you want me to tell you to go early and return early to have a smooth journey? I like it." Husband's wife is simply immoral and stupid."

Linyu smiled in surprise, but did not correct the relatively wrong statement of "a married woman".He hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Actually, you can stay together..."

"Don't leave, let's just leave, it's not bad this time." Wen Xi snorted coldly, "I just want to see what kind of plan Zilan is planning, it must be the floating paddle behind. If there is anything that cannot be said in person, I will push you out to be this villain—you are getting more and more courageous to push the two of us to divorce so boldly."

"Well, children are not sensible." Linyu smoothed Cituan'er's hair obediently, "I bought ribs, shall I eat them for dinner?"

The doorknob was violently unscrewed, and Wen Xi gave him an indifferent back: "Don't eat, I'm full."

"where to?"

Wen Xi didn't turn his head back: "Find Yan Yu for a divorce."

The author says:

Tip: Most of the rotten peach blossoms of Lord Linyu in this article are not real rotten peach blossoms, but a piece of fatherly love from Lord Linyu (manual dog head)