HP's Foreign Land

one,

The Forbidden Forest has never seen the sun for a hundred years.

Durmstrang College pays too much attention to confidentiality in site selection, ignores the potential incentives of the regional environment for the work of teachers and students, the enthusiasm of students, and the sustainability of economic benefits, and is one-sidedly built on an isolated mountain that must be looked up—— It fulfills the psychological needs of being the only one who overlooks the world, and at the same time forges the cold weather and strong winds in the future.It is snowing all day long and there is no greenery, not to mention the frozen three feet is lifeless, and it is not conducive to the implementation of the grand plan that is inextricably linked to the "germination of life" such as the coordination of yin and yang...

But at least!At least the students of the German School and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl can see the smiling face of Father Sun once a year, and occasionally they can see the second time when their character explodes.The forbidden forest is no good, but the low visibility in the forbidden forest is not caused by the weather, the problem lies in the hardware facilities, as long as the trees are cut down and kept safe, Father Sun treats them equally.

It is estimated that this proposal will not be supported by anyone, let alone the teachers and students of Hogwarts, the residents of the Forbidden Forest will be anxious with you first.

Along the way, Heimdall was thinking about how to talk to Firenze. He especially wanted to know how the centaur became a professor. It was so special and inspiring.Listening to the conversation between Professor Firenze and Hagnaton, there seems to be other unknown bitterness. According to the head of the room, the centaur tribe in the Forbidden Forest does not seem to be optimistic about their compatriots going to the human land to shine.

The more the room chief thought about it, the more he became more energetic, and the more he became more enthusiastic, the more gossiping, and the more he gossiped, the more flirtatious he became. Thinking about it, his brain hurts in the end.It's all Carlo's fault, Heimdall scolded in his heart, it's him who brought me down, I used to be so peaceful and peaceful.Director Strulusong became ashamed, he was one in a thousand and unique.

Firenze walked in the front with a glass lamp, and their speed was not fast.Before entering the Forbidden Forest, Firenze advises them not to use magic.

"Animals in the Forbidden Forest are generally sensitive to magic. In order to avoid unnecessary conflicts, we should be cautious." Firenze has human-like slender feelings. He is more rational than humans and more emotional than horses.If Firenze were a wizard, these qualities would become the pillars of his success, but unfortunately he was born without the right time, place and conditions.

If you thought they were just walking with their heads buried in the road, you would be wrong. It is true that Director Sturluson tossed his own blocked imagination, but the master was not idle, and talked to Firenze without saying a word.The two seem to have no common language, but because of a dictionary, they chat more and more speculatively.Professor Firenze is really approachable, and he does not reject fellowship with wizards.

The ignorant Heimdall could only listen in a daze, unable to get in a word.

"What are you talking about?" I couldn't hold back my timidity.

"We're talking about an astrology dictionary," Victor explained. "Although this dictionary is recorded by a wizard, most of the content in it comes from centaurs and goblins. It is a rather special dictionary."

"There is such a book?!" Heimdall had never heard of it.

"Of course, and it's not a special case. You usually go to regular bookstores, and big bookstores never sell similar books." Victor said.

Is it wrong for us to only read formally published books? !Director Sturlusson said that he was very hurt, and the big bookstore was too bullying.

"What's the name of the book?" Heimdall asked.

"The Star," said the master.

"We don't call it that," Firenze said. "The centaurs call that book "The Handbook Full of Loops." There is probably a third name for the goblin.

From the different names of a book, it can be seen how confident the horse people are in their awesome technology.The centaurs have a higher starting point in astrology and divination, and their technology is ahead of the wizards who have been holding a telescope for hundreds of years, so they don't look down on divination and astrology other than the centaurs.How goblins do their astrology is still a mystery, but what is certain is that goblins' astrology is very mundane and one-dimensional, only delving into what they are interested in, such as when and what to do to make a lot of money or avoid spending - a bit like worshiping the god of wealth.

Heimdall was still thinking about the book "The Stars", so he heard Victor ask, "We heard that you have been living in Hogwarts, shouldn't it be for the convenience of teaching?"

The head of the room covered his chest in shock, he was too straightforward, and he didn't even have any mental preparations, but his ears were straightened up.

The reason why Victor dared to be so straightforward was because the target was a horseman who was upright, open and strict with self-discipline.

Master Krum's judgment was correct.

Firenze said with a sad expression: "I always believe that under special circumstances, the centaur can let go of their stubborn ideas and join forces with wizards. I keep trying my ideas, but my compatriots don't think so."

Firenze did not blame any party, nor did he speak for himself. Blaming everything on the conflict of ideas is a smart way of a smart person.Heimdall and Viktor were astounded by his rationality and composure, and the irritable and irritable character of the centaur was deeply ingrained.People with different ideas are always excluded, because what you challenge is everyone's cognition, such people usually dare to act boldly, and of course their fate is the same as that of Firenze in front of them.

two,

Firenze stopped advancing suddenly, "The eight-eyed spider's lair is ahead."

Looking around, the environment here is completely different from what I saw earlier.There are dead trees here, and there are no small and agile animals. The soil on the surface is bare, and there is no grass growing.The trunk is covered with black spots of different shades, which are caused by the long-term infiltration of spider venom.

Firenze obviously didn't want to go any further, and Heimdall and Victor didn't take the glass lamp in his hand.

"I'll wait here for you to come out." Firenze said understandingly.

"We still have to visit the centaur tribe, don't you mind?" Heimdall hesitated.

Firenze smiled wryly, "If you go to the centaur tribe, it won't be safe for you to walk with me."

Heimdall was silent, what is this called!

"You go back first. I still remember the way to the centaur tribe." Victor said.

If it doesn't work, they can still fly over.

Firenze hesitated for a moment, "I'll just walk around, let's talk about it later."

Heimdall was so moved, he was really a good man, no, he was really a good horseman, and it seemed that the horsemen in the Forbidden Forest were short-sighted and narrow-minded.

The two bid farewell to Firenze, and walked cautiously and slowly along the road they had walked, amidst the unfriendly wind.

"Fortunately, Xiaoba left with us, otherwise, in such an environment, his personality would be so depressed." Director Sturlusson sighed.

Now Xiaoba is very happy, it should be said that the friends who run behind the room chief's ass are very happy.

"Eight-eyed spiders like dark and humid environments, which is their instinct to choose nests." Victor said. "Xiaoba likes the bathroom at home more than our room. Don't you think it is the most acceptable bath among Toffee and others?"

Felines don't seem to like water very much - the director of the department naturally put toffee in the category of cats.Xiaoba and Olar also repel water, but taking a bath will not be earth-shattering; only toffee and pods, a little water is like killing them.Heimdall took them a bath every time, which was more exhausting than shopping during the sale season.

Heimdall nodded, "Little Ba can swim, I have never taught it, and I don't know who I learned it from."

Victor stopped suddenly and listened attentively, "Something is coming."

The master raised his hand and waved his wand, throwing a red flare.

The rustling vibrations continued to magnify, until they appeared densely surrounded by the light of the signal flares.

The two immediately understood that they had officially stepped into the eight-eyed spider's territory.

Heimdall took a step forward, and the fist-sized spiders that were crowded together like a tight carpet suddenly spread out in front of his feet.Heimdall immediately stood over and said loudly: "I am Heimdall Strulusson, I believe some of you, well, the spider friends still have an impression of me, one of your compatriots has been with me for several years I live together. This time I am fortunate enough to enter the Forbidden Forest again, and I am eager to visit old friends. We have absolutely no malicious intentions, so please help me."

The spiders remained motionless as if under a petrification spell.

Heimdall looked around, then smiled and asked, "Who would like to inform me?"

"...Heimdall Strulusson?"

With a low voice, a huge black shadow descended from the sky, and Heimdall hurriedly dodged aside. "Don't do it! I'm coming!" Loudly stopped the master from casting a spell, and raised his hand to throw a spell. "Block!"

The fierce collision crisscrossed brilliant sparks in the air, the steel-hard pliers paused for a moment, and then struck out a second time.

"Block!" There was another deafening crash, this time on Heimdall's right.

The large pincers that glowed like metal under the light made a terrible rustling sound again, and waved forward. Heimdall yelled "Freeze!", and completed the defense and counterattack of the entire pincer in a blink of an eye. .The daunting big black guy hovered stiffly in front of Heimdall, only a centimeter away from the tip of his nose.

A strong wind came, and another pincer approached silently in the darkness.

"Block!" Heimdall cast the second body-binding spell non-stop. This spell doesn't seem to be very effective on animals, especially big ones, so he just smiled and appreciated the other party's sudden stiff embarrassment for about three Seconds, he quickly added a "Tarantella dance" one second before the other party dispelled the magic, and then enjoyed the spider's dance in a leisurely manner.

"It's so touching to welcome us with dancing," Heimdall pretended to wipe away tears. "It's embarrassing to know everyone so well."

Like the body-binding spell, the tarantella dance only worked for a few seconds, and the giant spider soon stopped its uncontrolled dance and fell silent.The surrounding area was completely silent, and the background sound of sobbing in the Forbidden Forest day after day seemed to disappear at that moment.

Victor's face was sullen, his brows were deep, and he was on high alert with his wand raised. The close distance between the giant spider and Heimdall made him very worried.

Heimdall put away his wand and spread his arms.

The giant spider slammed out its right pincers, brushing against the side of Heimdall's face in the master's fear, cutting off a few strands of hair.Heimdall remained expressionless, ignoring the sharp barbs and hard hairs all over it, avoiding the venom on the sharp blade, stretched out his hand to hold the outer edge of the pliers, and smiled.

"Hello, prince... oh, sorry, I should call the leader now."

three,

The new leader, the prince—Heimdall still likes to call him the prince—is young and strong, bold and ambitious, and possesses the cunning that the naturally reckless eight-eyed spider does not possess. The most important thing is that he has perfect eyesight. It was a long and deliberate process to hand over this excellent descendant, and the crown prince was not Aragog's first child.

Aragog has poor eyesight, so he lives on the ground all the time.Fortunately, it is huge in size, and the cats and dogs in the Forbidden Forest dare not provoke it easily, until the eyes are closed, there is no wind, no waves, no surprises, no danger.

The prince is different, it lives in a tree.

Heimdall was pleasantly surprised when he saw the bright hammock hanging in the treetops, which was a gift from him.

"Do you like it?"

"It's okay." The prince said flatly.

Chief Strulusson consolidated Legilimency from the instructors of the police force, and at the same time learned how to distinguish the real inner world of wizards when Legilimency cannot be implemented. He has no way to deal with spiders, it is too supernatural.Eight-eyed spiders have four pairs of eyes. When Legilimency is used, they are not cross-eyed? !

"I know you like it, so why don't you be embarrassed, I won't laugh at you." Chief Sturluson looked up to the sky and laughed cheekily.

When the prince saw the white neck, he had the urge to wipe it with pliers.

The flashing murderous aura couldn't fool anyone, Heimdall gritted his teeth and pretended not to notice it; otherwise, Victor kept his wand in his hand from the beginning to the end, even the posture of holding the wand was maintained at the perfect angle for the best casting.

"Who is this human?" The prince was always unhappy, and he was so arrogant on his own territory, which made spiders hate him.

"My husband," said Heimdall. "You should have seen it, don't you remember?"

One person and one spider said in unison, "I don't remember!"

The head of the room picked his nose and smiled honestly.

"Husband?!" the prince hesitated. "Are you the mother?"

The head of the room said that Fengda did not hear clearly.

The prince turned to Victor, "Are you a mother?" The prince lamented that the structure of human beings is really ever-changing.

The master is calm and composed: "I am a man."

The prince was confused, such emotions were fleeting, and the prince quickly "figured it out"—Heimdall Strulusson turned out to be a woman!

"You stay!" The prince said in a commanding tone.

Reluctant to let me go?Since when did I become so popular, shy shooting... The head of the room feels good about himself.

"After my father died, Hagrid came to me. He said that he would find a way to find a wife for me. Since yours is the mother's, it is just right that you can help me find a wife." The prince said surprisingly.

"I'm the mother? Ah, bah, bah, bah!" Heimdall's expression changed drastically. "I'm a man, a [-]% man. I have everything I should have, and I don't have anything..."

"Isn't it mother's?" The prince seemed disappointed.

"Your logic is weird," Heimdall realized that he shouldn't have the same knowledge as animals, so he put on a tolerant look. "Could it be that only women can help you find a wife? Hagrid was the one who found your mother for your father. Hagrid is a real man." I believe that few people in the world would question Hagrid's gender.

The crown prince was silent, and after a while he said: "You are all public, how can you have a child?"

"I'm sorry, our child is already three years old." Victor couldn't help but speak.This spider is really shameless, it talks like mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's voice. The master can't stand the prince taking advantage of Heimdall verbally.

The prince was shocked, the master's words completely overturned its three views.

"Can males have children too?" The prince was confused.

Heimdall secretly yelled that it was not good, what if the prince believed it and decided to find another way to find a male spider to have a child?At that time, they will be the eternal sinners of the eight-eyed spider in the Forbidden Forest. How can he face Xiaoba? Why doesn't Aragog come to talk to him at night to talk about his life? !

"No! At least the current technology is difficult to achieve!" The head of the room categorically shouted.

The prince was confused, "Don't you have children?"

"This...it's hard to explain..." The key is that I'm afraid it won't understand. "You also know that we are wizards, and magic is unfathomable..." It is right to attribute everything to the profoundness of magic, and it is right to be omnipotent.

After all, the crown prince is in a high position, and he is used to giving orders, so he just opened his mouth and said, "How many times do you give birth to me!"

"I told you it wasn't born!" Heimdall stared.

The crown prince was not interested in word-for-word, and said directly, "My request is not high, a bag of a thousand is enough, and I can give birth several times."

Victor was furious, "Why did Rig give birth to you?! If you want to give birth, give birth to me! I like boys and girls!" The master was already dizzy with anger.

The prince is furious, you dare to yell at me when you are so small? !Be careful, I will poison you to death with my saliva!

A spider and a man stared at each other angrily, watching the arrow on the string that was about to explode.

Director Dan Dingdi said: "Don't you think the proposition that 'male can't have children' should be solved first?"

four,

When everyone calmed down, they tacitly read that particularly embarrassing and funny page.

"This is a gift from Xiaoba for you." Heimdall took out a square box from his pocket with a ribbon tied on it. "These things have been accumulated for a long time."

He handed the gift to the prince's eyes, then stepped back and put the box on the dirt floor.

The prince's younger brothers and younger sisters gathered around, their eyes were burning, and they were extremely fiery. They didn't know whether they were curious about the gift, or they were more interested in the lively "cooking" of the two.

Heimdall lifted the Space Expansion Curse, and the huge sack instantly broke through the packaging to reveal its original appearance.The sack contained animal bones that Xiao Ba had collected over the years—this seemed to be one of the prince's hobbies, and Xiao Ba would collect bones every time he hunted.At first they piled up in the school bathroom, Carlo and the others thought that Heimdall had finally been brainwashed by Lao Caipi's notes and began to disregard human life. Draco, who bumped into them once in a while, also looked horrified.

Later, Heimdall prepared a big sack for Xiao Ba, specially placed bones for it, and told Hina to keep it safe.

The prince put away the bag without saying a word, and ordered the younger brothers to carry the hammock, and added a layer of "imported cushion" on top of its "domestic Simmons".

After sending the gifts, the couple decided to bid farewell.

"We still have to go to the centaur tribe."

Victor categorically declined the prince's kindness, "We can fly there."

Heimdall seemed to obey her husband.

Before leaving, the prince stopped Heimdall by surprise, and swiped his palm just when he thought he was about to shake hands.The blood came out immediately, and the smell of fresh blood made the eight-eyed spiders around them salivate and couldn't stop.If they were not intimidated by the majesty of the prince, they would have rushed forward long ago.

Looking at the gradually blackening wound, Heimdall calmly took out the antidote and poured it into his mouth, and opened his mouth to spray the wound when he had the last mouthful.Staying with Xiaoba for so many years is not fruitless.

Victor had a bad expression on his face, and the new Vulcan wand was almost twisted into a twist—if he hadn't confirmed that Heimdall was safe, he would definitely have dismembered this leader as soon as possible.

"What are you doing, what are you doing, I'm leaving, and you're still hurting my feelings!" Heimdall said to the prince half-complainingly.

"Let you think of me more," said the prince.

After the toxin of the eight-eyed spider fades away, the healed wound will turn black. If there is no external interference, just let it grow. It is said that there is no melanin that will never fade after 4 to 50 years.

Heimdall stared at the prince like a monster, "...Actually, you are very talented."

As for what he meant by "talent", Heimdall didn't explain, and the prince didn't ask either.

The young leader of the eight-eyed spider watched the transformed couple soar into the air, and disappeared behind layers of branches in an instant, leaving its territory.

Fives,

The golden eagle and the white falcon walked through the woods at low altitude. They turned around outside the entrance of the spider's nest, but they didn't see Firenze, thinking he had gone back.The golden eagle flapped its wings, and the white falcon followed him and flew towards the centaur tribe in his memory.

The Forbidden Forest is actually more dangerous than they imagined. The couple flew for less than 5 minutes, and the sparse black shadows gathered behind them, and 5 minutes later, they turned into dense shadows.Like a black hand with malicious intentions, it quietly surrounded them and harassed them from time to time.

Bai Falcon was caught off guard by them talking a few times, and took the opportunity to see their appearance clearly.These little monsters are not black, but dark red. They look like bats, but they are uglier than bats. They have huge noses and are covered with creepy fur. Two canine teeth stick out from between their lips, facing the white falcon. When screaming fiercely, he bared his teeth and claws ferociously.

The golden eagle screamed angrily, and grabbed the strange bat that was trying to sneak up on the white falcon again with one paw. The strange bat was torn by the golden eagle's hook-like claws so that blood overflowed, and it fell silent after a while, and was thrown away by the golden eagle at will.And the other end of the white falcon is not idle, it is retaliating fiercely, its sharp beak and powerful claws are two pronged, and the strange bats are only relying on their numbers to bully the few, their flying ability is actually not very good , Bai Falcon used his flying ability to smash the strange bat into pieces, throwing away his helmet and armor.

Although the golden eagle and the white falcon seem to be slightly superior, it is an indisputable fact that the number of each other is huge, and the couple will fight and retreat.The golden eagle roared suddenly, and Bai Falcon understood that he was asking himself whether to release the transformation and adapt to the situation. After all, the air was outnumbered.

Just as Bai Falcon was about to respond, the strange bats suddenly screamed in fear, flapped their wings and turned around and fled in all directions. The panicked appearance when they fled was quite different from their previous arrogance.

The husband and wife were wondering, when they walked through a row of big trees next to each other, they found a few unicorns quietly looking for food behind the trees.

The unicorn is here, which means that there are centaur patrolling nearby.

The husband and wife looked at each other, and slowly flew towards the unicorn with a tacit understanding.